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July 13, 2008
Operation Helpful Idiot Results - Part 6
Some Operation Helpful Idiot suggestions for your reading pleasure. Actual authors may claim credit in the comments if they choose. You may safely assume that all typos were intentional. Hola, Gracias for taking the leadership on halting the global warming crisis. By using water to clean orselves instead of toileet paper we can save trees and dilute the pollution in our waterways because dilution is the solution to much harmful chemicals used by greedy corporate agribusiness. This is very easy to do. I do it all the time in the fields with water for irrigation. Tener Cuidado, Duo Che Chorrear What a wonderful site - you have given me lots of information to share with my friends as we commune with nature up here in the mountains. I really wanted to share something that I think might help. Since our problems are all about how the stuff we get is messing up the planet - why not have some kind of place where people can donate stuff so that it can be buried or something and that will keep the carbon that would normally be used when stuff is like ordered and carried and bought and used would then be able to be held down. Stuff It for the Planet! Love and peace. WE is great! WE was waiting for you! it's about time someone did something... I saw an artical on the internet which shows such promise but it's from the UK so I wanted to make sure someone here in america knew about it, you can find it here: If every cow had one of these, it would reduce GW and we would have so much methane we can use it to power our cars and reduce our depenency on foriegn oil and save even more GW! I hate using GW because it reminds me of the initials of a certain "president" - ooh he burns me up! Keep up the great WErk!!!! ;-) "moonpie" I think we need a new national movement to ban soda pop and beer. The CO2 in beer and soda pop is what create the the fizz or foam. Why do we need fizz and foam? The world is in far to great of jeopardy to allow for any extra co2 to be emitted. I have to drive my car to work its to far to walk and there is no mass transit to take. So to reduce my CO2 I have stopped drinking soda pop and beer. I know everyone can do their part. Like those? Say so. Think you can do better? Then do so. Submit your Helpful Idiot suggestion for stopping evil climate change to the WEtard contact page, then send a copy to me at WEsistance@gmail.com for possible future publication at IMAO (if it doesn't suck too terribly bad). 2 Responses To "Operation Helpful Idiot Results - Part 6"
This one is mine(blush). I think that McDonalds tastes good, If WE could just make them figure out a way to make treated sewage taste that good, WE could have a self sufficient society. Stay with me on this, not only would we be able to keep our jobs local, WE would also keep our money local. Any tourist that ate at OUR McD's would have the sudden urge to contribute to OUR economy. WE would no longer need those dirty trucks to bring us our raw material. Those theiving bastards downstream can come here and suck my ass! @the author of the first one: if you don't speak Spanish, it's probably not a good idea to pretend to be a native speaker if you want to actually fool the people on the other end into posting your submission (which, I thought, was the point). You have erroneous conjugations all over the place. #2 - Posted by: James on July 14, 2008 11:59 AMPost a comment
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