Kidding aside, imagine the howls of indignation if we conservatives DARED to mention the word "watermelon" and a black man in the same sentence.

I'd say he's a coconut, but the "nut" part doesn't really fit Obama. He's got no nuts at all.

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That is why we need to find another green fruit that is red in the middle. I'm heading to the produce section.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ficus#Fig_pollination_and_fig_fruit

Figs'll do it.

Also, artichokes.

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Take it easy Dijon, if you type too fast you'll give yourself a cramp!

I've got a recipe for Watermelon Wine; perfect for a nation of W(h)iners?
It also goes with figs and artichokes. (or berries wrapped in arugala).

Bell peppers might work...they change color from green to red to yellow, it just depend on when you harvest. Just like Obama, his colors change, depending on season.

"I'd say he's a coconut, but the "nut" part doesn't really fit Obama. He's got no nuts at all.

#2 - Posted by: on July 14, 2008 09:06 PM"

That's just because Jesse Jackson got to him with his giant scissors!

There's always going to be some racism around - I suppose if Christ can hand pick the traitor Judas, things slip through, but the big picture is the Apostles are the good guys. Now I was unaware of the degree of racism in the USA until I saw those blacks cheering OJ in that white Bronco, for what they believed was a getaway attempt for the murder of two white people. I had that same view reinforced with the Rev. Wright's racist breeding church, and again now, when they cheer Obama for saying exactly what they attacked the Cos and Juan Williams for (take resonsibility). They, of course, know he doesn't mean it. Lying is a badge of honor in liberal communities. But we now know for certain that liberalism is even bigger than pigment in the black community.

"While also a delicious cookie, the term "Oreo" is a derogatory term used against blacks that accuses an individual of being 'black on the outside, white on the inside'"

More importantly, I think it is obvious that FOX News is on the take from "Big Cookie."

Well, depending on when you get them, pluots (half plum half apricot) have green skin, but bright red flesh:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pluot

They're delicious. So I don't know if that's really what you're looking for. I love the term generally because it applies to so very many lefties these days. You just know that if you gave them a little sodium pentathol, they'd be forever reviled by polite society.

When you get right down to it, he's really not that black on the outside. Which is probably why Michelle dragged him to that church every Sunday, so he could get a good dose of them ol' hate-whitey jump-ups...