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July 15, 2008
Operation Helpful Idiot Results - Part 7
Some Operation Helpful Idiot suggestions for your reading pleasure. Actual authors may claim credit in the comments if they choose. You may safely assume that all typos were intentional. Thank Gaia (PBUH) that someone is finally cairing about the children and fixing the climate. After 8 years of the so-called Bush so-called administration WE have to fix the environment and get things back to the right temperature. I have a great idae for fixing the environment that I cant believe WE arent doing already. Amerikkkans currently drink like 25% of their fluids as carbonated beverages. Since these beverages contain carbon, we should take all of the carbon out of the coal plants and then put them into Coke and Pepsi cans. Then, we give people tax credits the more soda they drink. This would give us a good environment plus it would create millions of green jobs in the soda creation industries. WE should get this made law TOOT-SWEET (heh heh, get it?) before Chimpy McHitlerburton manages to kill the last Polar Bear for oil. Vote Kucinich!!! Yours, Percy Dovetonsils I think we should all start up our cars, turn the airconditioning all the way frosty and then just let them run. It might even be better to roll the windows down cruze around town and yell complements at pretty girls in tight shorts. How cool is that?! I know just one person doing this will not make much difference but what if hundreds of us did?! Pretty soon we would have polar bears in LA. How cool is that. My Idea to Help Use Less Energy I noticed that on summer afternoons, my house gets really hot. I try not to turn on the air conditioner, but my husband complains that then it gets too hot to sleep upstairs where the bedrooms are. I noticed that if I keep the blinds down during the day, the rooms stay cooler, but the walls without windows work way better at keeping heat out. So, I got some plywood and put it up over the windows that face the south, west, and east. I painted cute garden and forest murals on them, and it looks like you're always looking out on a beautiful nature scene - but, your house stays much cooler in the summer! I think it will work for winter, too. I'll just add an additional set of plywood murals to the windows that face north (to keep out the cold winds). Viola, beauty, energy efficiency and crafting all in one! Dear We: First, let me say how hapy I am that you're out their to protect the envirament. To add my two cents, I'd like to suggest that we work with President Obama to make enviramental education manditory in highschool, including global warming and what man has done to Mother Earth. School teachers should be telling highschool students how bad man is for the earth. Since the goverment funds schools, this wouldn't be hard to do, I think. If only more people understood man's negative impact on the envirament, I think we'd try harder to fix ourselves, or to let the goverment help us fix ourselves. Anyway, that's my thought. What do U think? Like those? Say so. Think you can do better? Then do so. Submit your Helpful Idiot suggestion for stopping evil climate change to the WEtard contact page, then send a copy to me at WEsistance@gmail.com for possible future publication at IMAO (if it doesn't suck too terribly bad). 4 Responses To "Operation Helpful Idiot Results - Part 7"
Lauren...so sincere! As a crafty grrrrl I think they will totally buy your ideas. The last one...yowza, be careful what you "wish" for! They are already brainwashing our kids with this kind of garbage begining in elementary school! #1 - Posted by: PammyV on July 15, 2008 11:13 AMWhy does global warming get all the attention? Do none of these people know about deadly dihydrogen monoxide all around us? Here is a summary of relevant dangers: See more at: dmho.org #2 - Posted by: Vivid Unicorn on July 16, 2008 03:03 AMPammyV, I came here to say that. The way we're going, by the time my kids are in high school, math will be an elective, Spanish and Environmental Awareness will be mandatory, and English won't be taught. And Vivid Unicorn, DMHO has recently been heavily taxed in the city of Chicago. They're on to something, there. #3 - Posted by: The Mulatto Maker on July 16, 2008 04:49 PMPost a comment
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