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July 23, 2008
Operation Needs More PC - Part 2
Posted by Harvey at 06:49 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (7)

Some Operation Needs More PC suggestions for your reading pleasure. Actual authors may claim credit in the comments if they choose.

You may safely assume that all typos were intentional.



First, this pic from savethepenguins is too good to let languish as a link in the comments (and if you haven't read the first comment at that link, you're SERIOUSLY missing out):

wetards we know.jpg


Dear WE,
I am very excited about your organization and have invited many of my friends in Berkley to join. We know that it is up to us to save our planet. Unfortunately, most people are not as enlightened as us.

I do however have a problems with your site. Although it is really beautiful, I see that you have not included the site in Spanish.

I wanted to show it to my maid, Lupita and my gardener Manuel, so they could learn how to be more green. Manuel insists on using a gas powed mower and pesticides. The lawn is a quarter acre and I know a push mower would be so good for the enviroment. Lupita refuses to use vinegar to clean the bathroom (She shakes her head and plugs her nose) I just know if they could understand the importance of thier actions, they would change thier habits.

Although you are doing such a good thing, you really dropped the ball not including the site in Spanish. If we are to give Mexicans amnesty, then we need to make sure they don't harm our enviroment.

Ok, the pilot says I must turn off the computer for take off. Husband and I are flying the jet down to Malibu for the weekend! The beachhouse always makes me feel extra green!

Thank you for you work.....please fix the Spanish!

Airianna Robbins-Moore


To whom it concerns,
I love this effort. It is obviously a serious atempt to save our planet from the ravages of humans. I do have one issue with you guys though, as I browse your site, I notice that it looks like you are trying to create a green world because perhaps you are afraid of a black world. Seriously, like 10 out of 10 spokespeople on your pages are white middle age people. You guys need to work on this. Your lack of divercity really takes away from the strength of your massage.
Thanks.
Bush Lied, kids dided!
Pat "Light Bearer" Hughes


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Think you can do better? Then do so.

Submit your Operation Needs More PC suggestion for improving WE's offensive web site to the WEtard contact page, then send a copy to me at WEsistance@gmail.com for possible future publication at IMAO (if it doesn't suck too terribly bad).

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7 Responses To "Operation Needs More PC - Part 2"

The spanish language thing was great.

#1 - Posted by: A.W. on July 23, 2008 10:24 AM

Yeah, the one on the left really is weird looking.

#2 - Posted by: on July 23, 2008 10:36 AM

Ha ha! The "flying the jet down to Malibu" bit was RICH! (um, no pun intended...)

Viva la Spanish!

Biodiesel 4 ever!

#3 - Posted by: J.Bob on July 23, 2008 11:16 AM

I liked the foreign language theme, so I sent this one a few minutes ago.

Subject: IMPORTANT!

We mi name is Diriya Kostyantyn. I am for to liking globe of plant called earth. Earth is favorite of mine. I see commerical on set of tele and look up webstie here on the internets. I like internets for to learning english, because I am for speaking of the good english. Thank you very much. Also thank you for on behaf of plant called earth.

Have suggestion for we now. On set of tele I see that volcanos make smoke very much so. Smoke and lava have for making warming for to plant called Earth. Smoke is for bad on plant called Earth, more even than smoke made for to mi 1985 Yugo. I pass emissions in california. Thank you very much.

We please help to not make smoke for to plant called Earth for volcanos. Volcanos in mi country bad very much so. Vampires born in volcanos also for to making warming because of blooding of the suck. No good. Sometime I see white bear on isburg on set of tele and it make sadness in my chest and in my womb. Not baby inside. Is sadness for to white bear.

Want very much for to we and solve it please. No volcanos. very bad. I give for to you mi third daughter in return. She understand. She makes favorites of plant called earth too. Also she for makings of good english too and is good in teachigns. Please solve volcano for to plant called earth. Thank you very much. I love you too.

#4 - Posted by: Warpath on July 23, 2008 01:12 PM

Warpath...priceless.

#5 - Posted by: otcconan on July 23, 2008 01:31 PM

Warparth I don't even have the words to express the hilarity of your post!!!!!!!!!!!

#6 - Posted by: Sulamie on July 23, 2008 09:09 PM

"Vampires born in volcanos also for to making warming because of blooding of the suck."

That's just too good - "in my womb."

#7 - Posted by: Jimmy on July 23, 2008 09:28 PM
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