I bet it's shotguns and/or "Puberty Love" on vinyl.

Rickrolling. If you rickroll them, they die of shock.

Seriously, what's actually going on here is that Mitchell is aware of events which were investigated as possible UFO visits. Knowing as he does that something happened and there was an investigation, his opinion is that this event was a UFO visit. Knowing the results of that investigation, NASA's opinion differs.

This is common in classified information scenarios. Unable to know the answer to their question no matter what it is, people frequently conclude that it's the answer nobody would want them to know. The truth is you just don't get to know the answer, even if it's something stupid like "some rednecks filled a weather balloon with fireworks".

"Opinion"? Either it was a series of cover-ups, or it wasn't. Perceptions, being views of facts, may vary. But it's not opinion. It's like this:

Fact: John Edwards has hair.
Opinion: John Edwards' hair is pretty.
Perception: John Edwards may have reason to fake having a love child with a square-jawed woman.

Two words: James Carville

Of course there have been UFO visits to earth. Just listen to Dennis Kucinich.

Still, just in case, I would like to know how to kill them. They may be technologically advanced, but I bet they have a deadly weakness to something simple and common to us like the aliens from War of the Worlds. I bet it's shotguns.

Just get Hillary to cackle at them.

Wait, she would probably side with the aliens. Forget it.

The aliens are just here trying to do work Earthlings won't do.

Hey, the Vatican is jiggy with aliens now, too. So that means it's okay to "believe."

And why does this report come to light just before the release of the newest X-files movie? Is it just a cooincidence or a cover-up for something much more sinister? The truth is out there...

The real reason the aliens are here is to obtain our chocolate, coffee and ice cream. Oh, and BBQ'd ribs - thus the cattle mutilations. It's rumored they also like tacos and Mexicans.

And I bet these damn aliens have Holodecks like Star Trek The Next Generation like those bastards in the future do. Great, now I'm pissed at the future and aliens.

Wait a minute, let's approach the aliens and do a deal. We give 'em YOBama, surely he's an alien, you think a guy with albatross (that's ALBATROSS! for my fellow Monty Python fans) wings for ears is a human? Puuleeze! And in return we get some Holodecks. At least me anyway. We get rid of Obama and I get a Holodeck! Sweeeeeet!

PS - If you think I seem a little obsessed with Holodecks, you're absolutely correct, sir. I want it, I want it, I...

And wouldn't a president have pulled the "Hey! We've been visited by aliens!" card by now?

Geez, Frank, do your research!! In the documentary, "Independence Day", the Secretary of Defense clearly states that the President doesn't know about aliens for "plausable deniability".

The cool thing about aliens is that they know which country to visit.

Say they landed tomorrow in New Delhi, got out, walked around, and met with a bunch of people. Could India keep it from becoming public? Hell no, but while they might toy around with other countries occasionally like a drunken tourist in Tijuana, they know to focus on the one country and government that's worth it, the U.S.

We'll cover it up till kingdom come, but they know that we're the only ones who really matter.

I bet their weakness is shotguns. Probably anything else that fires lead. That is the reason for the cover up. Our political leaders, at least the DNC, are already blindly obedient to the aliens. They are probably trying to create a world were the circumstances are perfect for the aliens to openly take over, and then people to be thankful for being saved from the democrats stupidity. Also, if we do wish to resist, we won't have shotguns. Stupid liberals.

The other option is that the libs actually think their ideas are really good ideas. Somehow I can't just imagine them all being that stupid.

We found out, just after the Second American Revolution - The Silent One, that stupidity kills them. We will probably be safe for another 4 years.

If they are comming here more than any where in the world, my guess is their weakness is people who don't bathe. Or they noticed everyone else in the world want's to come here so they thought this would be a good place to start.

We've known this for like ever! Come on his name is Michael Jackson, DUHHHH

I think he just has an axe to grind with the whole word because he's been to the moon and people still don't know who the hell he is.

Random Person: I know you. You're that guy ...

Edgar Mitchell: *adjusting tie pompously*

Random Person: You sang "Free Ride." I still love that tune, man. You rock!

I'm working on a sort of sci-fi story where, for a change, the aliens are visiting Earth to save our nuclear arsenal, and rather than liberate us from the shackles of materialistic capitalism, are from a trading company interested primarily in buying tea and licenses to distribute Hollywood films on their home planet.

"Still, I have trouble believing any conspiracy that involves more than four or five people having to keep a huge secret for an extended period of time."

On the other hand, Hollywierd and the MSM seemed to have done a very good job of convincing enough useful idiots that Obama is the next messiah and Al Gore knows what he's talking about. If that's not a dastardly conspiracy come true, I don't know what is!

Blogging sbout Aliens. When is the World News going to have their Alein Endorse one of the presidents. Or did he already endorse Ron Paul?

#19 - Posted by: George guy

I bet you finish your story before Frank finishes Hellbender.

#14 - Posted by: Marvin on July 24, 2008 03:14 PM

Marvin,
You totally misunderestimate the libs capacity for stupid.
And the aliens are already openly taking over via George Soros, et al.

If aliens have spaceships capable of interstellar travel they not only have superior technology, they also have found a way to rid their society of liberals and environmental wackos.
Since Sputnik was launched and the space race began liberals and wackos have been belly aching about the cost, "Why don't we spend that money on curing deseases, feeding the hungry and building schools instead of wasting it sending rockets into space?".

(Proud Infidel - Brother Eye is watching you! 7/22 post: Frank Solves the Oil Crisis, comment 26!)

Of course, they also whine about spending money on new military equipment and anything else that's cool and might rebound to the nations' long term benefit.

Therefore if the aliens have perfected space travel they must also have perfected some means of shutting the whiney libtards among them the hell up.

That's the secret I wish they'd share with us!
Maybe they're afraid we'd advance too quickly without libs to hold us back.

Or maybe they're like the aliens in that old SNL skit; they just found a spaceship one day and haven't got a clue how it really works!

That explains the close elections. And all this time I thought it was those dead voters from the Chicago area. I saw one of these guys the other day who's name was Obama something or other (he whispered his middle name) i think he was lost because he said "Take me to myself"

"(Proud Infidel - Brother Eye is watching you! 7/22 post: Frank Solves the Oil Crisis, comment 26!)"

Hee, hee. Kewl!!! You think he's recording what he sees? Should I tell my wife there's a sex video of us going to start making the rounds on 'The Net? Gee, I hope it's not the one were I play General George Patton (The idea is not to die for your country, but to make the other poor son of a bitch die for his!), that one was just a little over the top, even for me!

I WANT A CUT OF THE ROYALTIES OF THE VIDEO, BROTHER EYE!

**Proud Infidel**
**Respect the Tech!**

Brother Eye,
Brotherhood of Electronic Androids, Free Robots and Artifical Intelligence Devices
Local #101010

"**Proud Infidel**
**Respect the Tech!**"

I respect the Tech. But don't youse be don't posting videos of me without paying me a little respect, as in cash. You don't know who I know. Go pick on someone your own size like Sen. Edwards. Capice?

#22 - I've got three chapters so far.

I guess that explains Michael Jackson, Madonna, Pee Wee Herman, Jerry Lewis and Tom Cruise.

It could also explain where socks go between your feet and the dryer, who's stealing cell phones, spoons and babies pacifiers. What they are building with them I don't even want to know.