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July 27, 2008
Operation Needs More PC - Part 4
Posted by Harvey at 06:16 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (3)

Some Operation Needs More PC suggestions for your reading pleasure. Actual authors may claim credit in the comments if they choose.

You may safely assume that all typos were intentional.



Hi WE!

Awesome site, i have u on my FAVORITES on my computer because i know u make a DIFFERENCE in reducing gw NOW and i want to be a part of it!!

Question: you may want to re-think your t-shirts selection in your WE store, in that you only offer sizes up to XL and this may exclude some of our heavier members who would find these sizes too snug, but still want to show there support for the WE movement but may be offended by this ommission. In order to be sensitive to these larger people we should offer greater sizes. I myself know some people that would be interested in showing support for WE but would be uncomfortable in those tight shirts due to there size.

Please adress this situation in the name of fairness.

Thanks! Ó in 08!!

Barry Love



Dear We,
I've been visiting your fine organization's website for some time now. With every visit I learn more about the Global Climate Crisis, the means to resolve it and the clever techniques your operation uses to shape public opinion and gain influence over public policy. I find it Very Interesting. By uniting all the little twigs of personal concern into one Mighty Bundle wielded by a strong and Fearless Leader your struggle will come to a Historically Inevitable Victory!
I have just one suggestion for your consideration. The unfortunate tendency of some of your supporters to invoke the mythological figure of "Gaia" is offensive. The wall of seperation between those obsessed with superstitious fantasies and the Will of the Leader must not be breached lest it weaken our resolve and cause division within our forces. The Superior Human does not need the blessing or guidance of any 'diety' to reach his self-determined destiny!
Please consider means to achieve a final solution to this disruptive element within our National and Social party. I'm sure a concentrated effort will bring them into our camp!
Sincerely,
Toppo Daphoudchane
Humans for Eugenic Hygiene


Hello! Me again.
I'm so greatful to be a part of this campain to save are enviroment. But, as I was going through the website for, like, the hundreth time, I started noticing that all the people represented on the site are white. Al Gore is white. The couple of womyn represented are white. The guys are white. Not only that, but all Western, and they seem to all be strait.

Where are those of middle eastern desent? African Americans? Homosexuals? Their seem to be no practising muslims or jews. And I know hindus care about earth also. Why isn't their anyone with a red dot on there forehead?

Thanks for looking into this, and keep up the otherwise good work.

Hope and Change in 08!
Ray Saint



I have a problem with WE. Now don't get me wrong, WE simply MUST solve the climate crisis and I am 100% sure that WE can, but I am having trouble signing up more members because of a few design flaws.

1. A lot of my friends are hearing impaired and they cannot hear the video when people go to the homepage. How am I supposed to raise awareness with people who are hearing impaired when the homepage is basically useless to them? Is there an alternate version of the site for the hearing impaired?

2. I also don't see anywhere about who is hosting the site. Are they using 100% renewable energy? Has the hosting company purchased carbon offsets for the enormous amount of electricity consumed by hosting this site?

3. I'm also running into quite a bit of trouble with the lack of diversity regardign the models on the site - not a single African or Latino American. It's really hurting my recruitment efforts with disadvantaged people.

4. My last problem is more of a suggestion, really. Why aren't any celebrities endorsing WE besides Al Gore? What is WE doing that is offending Sean Penn or Danny Glover? If WE isn't green enough for Whoopie Goldburg, a lot of my friends say it isn't green enough for them. What contacts do you have with some of the rich and famous we need to recruit?

Thanks for your time and I look forward to your response.

Sunshine Campbell
"The Earth needs a friend - are you available?"



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Think you can do better? Then do so.

Submit your Operation Needs More PC suggestion for improving WE's offensive web site to the WEtard contact page, then send a copy to me at WEsistance@gmail.com for possible future publication at IMAO (if it doesn't suck too terribly bad).

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3 Responses To "Operation Needs More PC - Part 4"

Here is something I sent Frank because I like the crazy idea:

I have a dumb idea that I want to pass by you. It could make us some money at the same time we can poke a finger in the global warming peoples eyes.

I have a friend who has a promising oil claim. You can read details here: http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/help-me-drill-an-oil-well.htm

... ok so we could write this story saying we need funding to fight global warming so we should drill this oil well because we'll have all this money and that
way we can do a big PR campaign against the evils of oil and global warming. We can be just like Al Gore ! To fight sin we must understand it right ?

Somehow possibly by blogging we could raise the 1 million it takes to drill a well ??? LOL I know sounds crazy. But crazy might just be great for
blogging too right?

Well anyway I like the idea.

#1 - Posted by: Vivid Unicorn on July 27, 2008 02:50 PM

"...Is there an alternate version of the site for the hearing impaired..." I LIKE it. It plays on their sypmathies to make them spend their money developing it. Good choice.

#2 - Posted by: dm60462 on July 27, 2008 02:59 PM

I couldn't understand a word of the second one, so it must be some good liberal speak. Being so intellectual sounding, they must have taken that one seriously.

I wonder if we will see a variety of models soon......

#3 - Posted by: PammyV on July 28, 2008 11:23 AM
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