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July 30, 2008
Operation Needs More PC - Part 6
Posted by Harvey at 05:32 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (4)

Some Operation Needs More PC suggestions for your reading pleasure. Actual authors may claim credit in the comments if they choose.

You may safely assume that all typos were intentional.



I want to first say what a tremendously fine job all of you at WE are doing to solve the global warming crisis. We surely need the whole world to take action now before it's too late.

I take a minor issue with the wording in a recent post about the negative effects of climate change on Africa, wherein the Africans are referred to as "inhabitants" of that continent. This particular word choice has an unfortunate connotation of the colonialist/imperialist eras of the past and implies a similar disdain for the African peoples, whereas a word like "residents",or "citizens" would put them on the same level of concern that we've evolved to since that dreadful time. I would hope that out of respect for the humanity of the African peoples as well as those whose ancestry is on that fine continent that you would choose your words a bit more carefully in the future.

Power to the people



Alcon,

Praise Gaia. I am so grateful that there is an organisation dedicated to ridding the werld of evil Rethuglicans. Why they dont' care that polar bears dye, ocean levels rose 20 foot, or we are going to run out of oxygen in 10 years is beyond my ability to think.

My concern is the method you fine warriors, oops that sounds two militaristic, you fine acoloytes are persueing to enlighent the werld. As wonderfel as the internet is, it must me a huge energy sink. All the computers surfing the web and running servers must use a lot of energy. I think Google has a hole town of computers, but they are powered by hydroelectric power. Of course, Google does no evil. We can't be sure everyone else is using non-carbon based energy. Don't worry about me thogh. I'm peddaling a bycycle to power my 486 (lower power consumption).

Therefore, my suggestion is to move away from the web. You need to set up a group of zen practsioners to broadcast calming thoughts around the world. They should be able to reach people. That way this wonderfel project is not a net drain on the planet. After all, We are trying to save it.

Gaia's blessings upon you,



Dear Sir or Madam:

My 12-year-old son has been hammering me for some time for a "We" electronic gaming system. Being in the charter airline business, you can imagine I don't have a lot of time to do internet research, or to sit and watch TV where my son says he saw an ad for the "We".

As many of my clients recently seem to environmental lobbyists and politicians, I was amused to see the entertaining climate-crisis theme of your website, where I went, thinking that it was a storefront for the gaming system. I can tell you that if there truly is a climate crisis, it isn't being discussed on flights that I work. It seems that most of the conversations I overhear have mostly to do with fundraising and party-planning, so I am not certain whether to take the theme of your site as 'tongue-in-cheek'. Anyway, I found your site amusing.

So, good luck with your parody, and if anybody has heard of that "We" game system, could you please put a link to the manufacturer on your site somewhere for others who might be confused?

Thanks, and Aim High!

Jett Darling
Captain
Clear Air Charter Airlines
Richmond



Like those? Say so.

Think you can do better? Then do so.

Submit your Operation Needs More PC suggestion for improving WE's offensive web site to the WEtard contact page, then send a copy to me at WEsistance@gmail.com for possible future publication at IMAO (if it doesn't suck too terribly bad).

Rating: 1.5/5 (3 votes cast)

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4 Responses To "Operation Needs More PC - Part 6"

We...Wii parody.... Love it! I'm still laughing over it.

#1 - Posted by: beaglefiend on July 30, 2008 07:50 AM

"anyway, I found your site amusing"

glorious.

#2 - Posted by: r2streu on July 30, 2008 10:37 AM

That We/Wii letter is priceless. Well done by whoever wrote that.

#3 - Posted by: Andrew on July 30, 2008 01:22 PM

This is the fourth endorsement of "Jett Darling's" letter. OMG that is so funny.

Did Harvey (Frank as Harvey) write that one, too?

So funny. So very dang funny.

#4 - Posted by: aa on July 30, 2008 02:03 PM
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