Tell him I'll vote for him if he wears a powdered wig like George Washington on the dollar.

John McCain is at least as old as Andrew Jackson; he gets my vote.

McCain looks a little like Harry Truman. Does that mean we should vote for a Democrat?

Perhaps Obama should go fly a kite during a lightning storm. Europe loved Ben too.

Also, Obama has a funny name. You shouldn't vote for people with funny names. Rutherford B. Hayes should have never been elected. Look at all the harm he did to this country just because of his funny name!

Barack is scarier than McCarthy ever was.

He uses the word racist to stop all people that would mention the importance of cultural diversity. To make the diference clear we need to call ourselves culturists, when he calls us racist.

COME WATCH THE FREE CULTURIST VIDEOS!!!

www.culturism.us

You mean Obama's skin isn't green with security lines going across his face and less than one foot tall? Man, I need to get my eyes checked.

It's true, Jimmy Carter does not appear on any currency. If he did, then there would be someone on a bill that Obama was just like.

Barak Osamabama looks like Curious George. Does that mean we need to find the "Man in the Yellow Hat" to come and take him away?

For those of you offended by this see Ludicris' latest piece of trash. I dare you to find this as offensive as that. Not only does he savage McCain but Hitlery and the Revvverend Jackson as well. Their starting to eat their own. What fun!

At first, I was offended by this. But then Barack Obama explained to me nothing racial was implied, so fortunately we're still cool.

I'm not sure I know what Barack Obama looks like. Has he been in the news lately or something?

#6 - Posted by: Suopcan on July 31, 2008 11:55 PM

Then McCain's your guy! He'll nuke anyone who interrupts his afternoon nap!

Meanwhile in Hopeyland, Obama thinks nukes are "dangerous". Bah!

Of all the presidents on dollar bills, I like Reagan the best.

You people are racist because you don't believe everything our future president says. Get with it neo-cons, your time is OVER.

'Hippie' is not spelled 'Hippy.' Looks like your time never came. BWAAHAHAHAHAHA.

It's a pretty small reason not to vote for him, but we can add it to the bottom of the list as item number 7,298,497.

#17 - Posted by: Master Shake on August 1, 2008 11:03 AM

Only 7,298,496?

Hey, #10: where you been? We need your sanity.

Oops! I was at work and was thinking in base 16. That would be item number 120,161,431 in base 10.

Damn you're good, oh Masterful One. But lucky for you, your original number had no A, B, C, D, E or F in it. Then we'd really be confused.

#7:

Joe McCarthy is a personal hero of mine. He tried to warn this country that communists were infiltrating in order to gradually impose their beliefs on our culture through Hollywood and legislation in an attempt to overtake our country without firing a shot. So, where was he wrong?

PS: His terrible crime against humanity was asking suspected communists if they were really communists.

He is also different than those presidents because he speaks in vague terms of hope and change and they just crinkle a bit or remain silent. . .

#22 - Son of Bob. Right On!
Joe McCarthy wasn't the only one to notice what was going on but he sure brought it out of the shadows!
He made it 'unpopular' to be a communist, and the elitist left has never forgiven him for it!
Put Him on the $20 dollar bill, I never really liked Jackson.