Only dead presidents (and Ben Franklin) appear on our dollar bills. Hmmm...

You know, for President, I'd vote for a real man like Clarence Thomas in a heartbeat. His skin happens to be black (and how becoming it is on him!). But it's his ideology and integrity that would attract me as a voter.

On the other hand, arrogant/racist/socialist Obama could use some cosmetic surgery on those mutated, cauliflower ears of his. Then, maybe he - and his ideology - would be acceptable on some currency somewhere - in the Middle East or Europe, perhaps.

Quit making fun of My ears! Those are from My inferior, honkey half - and I don't like being reminded that I'm less than human because of My evil, filthy honkey blood!

That's why they invented "continued on other side."

You can't put his image on the dollar bill because it has a pyramid on it and theat means you'd be raising that Muslim heratage issue again, as in Eygpt is in the middle east and is Arabian.

I'd suggest that since he's going to wipe out poverty and all that, we get his mug (ears and all) onto food stamps, so that the little people will know who to kneel down and thank when they go to the nacho store or McDonald's to buy food.

You can't put him on currency, because we never put people on currency that lost the presidential election.

The U.S. Mint doesn't need o'bummer for the currency - the Mint instituted colored currency about 10 years ago as an anti-counterfitting measure.

You can't put Obama's head on the dollar bill because the bill isn't big enough.
If it were the size of a bedsheet, maybe. . .