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August 06, 2008
23 Responses To "The Difference Is, When Conservatives are Insulted, We Embrace It and Play It For Laughs"
I posted this for the ignoramuses on the site: "Interestingly, one could say that expecting people to change their behavior and start optimizing the air pressure in their tires is also ignorant. Assume that a certain percentage of the population is already doing this (which initially takes away from the whole). Now, of the remainder, a lot don't care, and won't change, and many others don't have easy access to an air pump/compressor. And, all of this assumes that everyone's tires are not at an optimum pressure. So, while we 'could' attain a 3 to 4 percent increase in mileage, I would argue that when the 'rubber hits the road', this is not a solution that garners much merit." Well, now who's ignorant? #1 - Posted by: T.N. Amaps on August 6, 2008 12:33 PMAmaps, you miss the point; that this is an enforceable change once you get the bureaucracy in place. I expect random tire pressure checkpoints to be similar to the random DUI checkpoints. Whether you get a ticket, or your vehicle is confiscated would probably be based on city funding needs. #2 - Posted by: Thomas on August 6, 2008 12:48 PM#1 - Posted by: T.N. Amaps on August 6, 2008 12:33 PM Clearly you don't understand the distinction between the truth and The Truth! #3 - Posted by: AR on August 6, 2008 01:03 PMPoint taken. For some reason, my intention was to post something they might possibly read and think about. But I forgot one of the primary tenets of liberalism... They don't think, the feel. Yeah, well I feel like punching hippies! I actually had a hippy encounter the other day, but it was at church, so I had to keep the fists of fury holstered. Can you punch a girl hippy, or can you only smash her guitar? Anyway, the point is moot since the cops hauled her away before I could do anything useful for society. i just had a brilliant idea. We should all start to call McCain instead "M.C. Cain." You know, like M.C. Hammer. Then everyone will think that McCain is just an aging rapper, and then alot of people will think he is black and bam, we will split the black vote right there. And then Obama will be doomed... DOOOMED. Aaron #5 - Posted by: A.W. on August 6, 2008 01:53 PMObama will need tire-pressure police. I see a whole industry sprouting up supplying RFID-based tire-pressure sensors with their scanners mounted on our highways. Oh, heck, let's go all the way with this idea! Let's RFID you (are you a citizen and have you paid your taxes?), your wallet with driver's license, registration and proof of insurance (are you wanted by the police? or have expired licenses? or no insurance?), your car and its systems including VIN (stolen?), speed (are you speeding?), tire pressure (is it low?), fuel economy (are you wasting gas?), emission levels (are you polluting too much), etc. This would be consistent with our new garbage police. #6 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 6, 2008 02:04 PMChris Matthews has been found out. See this highly magnified photo of him worshipping Obama.... opps here the link is under my liberal moniker Freemon SandleWould. I would if I could but then I would have to work and we liberals are allergic to work. That's why we try to control you! Remember everyone .... recycle your sandles! #8 - Posted by: Freemon Sandlewould on August 6, 2008 03:16 PMCan you punch a girl hippy, or can you only smash her guitar? You could take her tambourine and whack her across the ass with it. #9 - Posted by: echo5a on August 6, 2008 03:40 PMNo, no, no. That's just reinforcing bad behavior. #10 - Posted by: Peregrine John on August 6, 2008 04:31 PMI like this new trend of politicians giving us practical advice. Maybe the next thing Obama can do is save me a bunch of money on my car insurance. Or help me book a flight and hotel online for cheep. Maybe he'll get four banks to compete for my loan so that I get a better deal. The possibilities are endless. #11 - Posted by: I'm with Stuppid on August 6, 2008 06:50 PMHoray! Stick art! #12 - Posted by: 5 of 7 on August 6, 2008 08:56 PMFor a party that had a ton of comedians as members, democrats sure lack a sense of humor. Republicans are much funnier! But maybe that's because we have better subject matter to make fun of! #13 - Posted by: PammyV on August 6, 2008 09:10 PM I like this slogan too. DUMB AS A STUMP, VOTE FOR THE GRUMP MCCAIN 08' #14 - Posted by: patrick5 on August 6, 2008 09:46 PMKoKo the gorilla has shown us the way. Using a simple substitution scheme, we have mastered written english. You need to fear us. #15 - Posted by: Chimp with a gun on August 6, 2008 09:59 PMI knew he was funny, but I didn't know Harvey had artistic talent reminiscent of Frank's masterpieces! (go here for an example - http://www.imao.us/archives/001608.html) "You could take her tambourine and whack her across the ass with it." - echo5a '"You could take her tambourine and whack her across the ass with it." - echo5a' I agree there could be a potentially "hot" hippie woman but, before I'd whack her ass with a tambourine, I'd start with a wash mitt and a razor. Come to think of it, you might wanna just smash her guitar. #18 - Posted by: Pork & Beans on August 7, 2008 02:03 AMI think an attractive female hippie is right up there with the Loch Ness Monster and the Chupacabra. #19 - Posted by: Lurker on August 7, 2008 08:57 AMI don't know about anyone else, but I'd make fun of Obama just for being, well, an idiot. That, and he seems to think this inflating of tires thing is his original brilliant idea, when I blogged about it months ago. Seriously. :) You don't suppose. . . nah. Obama, he could save you 10% or more on car insurance, before taxes of course. #21 - Posted by: mateo r on August 7, 2008 09:28 AMHillary is making her move! (P.U.M.A. = Party Unity? My Ass!) M.C. Cain has rediscovered his testicular infrastructure! and all because berrie can't take a joke! "Remember today, little brother. Today, life is good!" #22 - Posted by: icefisherman on August 7, 2008 08:19 PMThe Real Meaning: "If everyone would just check the air pressure in their tires and get a tune-up they'd save as much oil as they could get by drilling ... Because There Won't Be Any New Damn Drilling Anywhere If I Have Anything To Say About It!!! MMMWAH Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Hah!" #23 - Posted by: The Voice of Soros, Leftenant of the Dark Tower of Baruk-duh on August 8, 2008 09:54 PMPost a comment
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