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August 07, 2008
In My World: Pocket
"On today's agenda," Dick Cheney announced at the meeting of Big Oil, "Evil!" "We should raise prices again!" Skeletor suggested. "Excellent!" Cheney said. "Anymore ideas for evil?" "We should propose drilling in more national parks," Black Manta stated. "How about Disney World?" "Great idea," Cheney said. "But there is still the problem of Barack Obama. Let's face it: We're no match for his hope and change." "I can handle him," Lex Luthor remarked. He held up a strange looking device. "This is my new shrink ray I've perfected. With it we can shrink Barack Obama down to miniature size." Cheney touch his fingertips together and smiled with glee. "And then we can place him in our pocket!" "Robble robble robble!" the Hamburglar agreed. "Muh ha ha ha!" * * * * Obama played with toy trucks in a sandbox. "I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up!" he exclaimed. Cheney wearing a mustache disguise approached Obama. He held out a wad of bills. "I have a campaign contribution for you if you come with me." "Ooh!" Obama exclaimed. He reached for the bills, but then he took a long look at Cheney. "Something seems to be suspicious about you." "I also have a lollipop for you." Cheney held up a Tootsie Roll. "Yay!" Obama ran to follow Cheney. * * * * "So, in conclusion, real hope and change means letting the oil companies drill wherever they want and randomly raise prices for no reason," Obama told the press. "Also, we should destroy all alternative energy cars with hammers and fire. This is what I support, and what I've always supported." "Should we conclude anything by the fact that you're giving this speech from Dick Cheney's front pocket?" a reporter asked. "You're a racist!" Obama responded. "Robble robble robble!" the Hamburglar agreed. 16 Responses To "In My World: Pocket"
Am I mistaken, or is there a Ron Paul reference in this post? Great stuff Harvey, keep it up. #1 - Posted by: luminos on August 7, 2008 12:07 PMThese are my favorite part of IMAO. Oh how I've missed them. #2 - Posted by: Warpath on August 7, 2008 12:23 PM"I also have a lollipop for you." Cheney held up a Tootsie Roll. Brilliant. Keep 'em coming! #3 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on August 7, 2008 12:48 PMLong live the Hamburglar! Robble! Robble! #4 - Posted by: J.Bob on August 7, 2008 01:06 PMYour world must be an interesting place. #5 - Posted by: Thomas on August 7, 2008 01:21 PMGood one Frank, but seems like it's missing something; maybe a good mauling or strangling... used to be if a IMW was coming, you could count on Rumsfeld strangling someone... sigh. I miss the strangling... #6 - Posted by: HKpistole on August 7, 2008 01:53 PMMr. PotatoHead is Barack Obamas love child. #7 - Posted by: Freemon Sandlewould on August 7, 2008 02:01 PMhey, I'm new to your site and none of the images seem to be showing up. Is this a regular problem with firefox? Love the content though. #8 - Posted by: james on August 7, 2008 02:52 PMI would never play with toy trucks in My sandbox. Only racist redneck crackers play with trucks. I only play with toy Mercedes sedans with spinning rims and pink ground effect lighting. #9 - Posted by: Barack Obama on August 7, 2008 02:58 PMI am happy to read an IMW!! These were always my favorite back in 2004 when we were getting ready for the election. I also miss Rumsfeld is there a way to bring him back?? #10 - Posted by: mateo r on August 7, 2008 04:18 PMCondi Rice announced today that America would be safe with Obama. Yeah, honey, in Cheney's pocket. #11 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 7, 2008 04:30 PMI use to post here but was then banned for some reason and therefore do not now... [Strangely enough, Harvey found himself banned the other day. The comment spam filter might be on the fritz. -Ed.] #12 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 7, 2008 04:35 PMHey, ussjimmycarter!! Come on back, guy. Write to the blog owner and get unbanned. We need some of your good, old-fashioned head rippin' and stuffin' around here. BTW, both McCain and Obama called and left messages for you. They sounded confused. It'll take a while to relay them all, you know. #13 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 7, 2008 04:45 PMThe Tootsie Roll that Cheney offered Barry proably tasted a little better than the ones he'd been finding and eating in the sandbox. Not as chewy either. #14 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on August 7, 2008 06:26 PMYou will vote for Jane Goodall for President. Forget all this Obama/McCain hype. Only Goodall will advance simian rights. #15 - Posted by: Chimp with a gun. on August 7, 2008 09:51 PMThat story sounds suspiciously similar to cheese-flavored Hot Pockets... #16 - Posted by: Rubeus on August 7, 2008 11:49 PMPost a comment
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