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August 19, 2008
Shorter Daily Kos
Posted by Frank J. at 11:03 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (15)

The nutroots are really going extra crazy over that Rick Warren interview. They thought McCain did so well that he must have cheated. They also think his story about the cross in the sand is so amazing it has to not be true. If you're wondering what argument the Kwazy Kos Kids have had on those issues over the past couple days, Keith Olbermann sums them up succinctly:

Tip for the nutroots: McCain never mentions he has a son who is serving. What's he trying to hide there? Maybe you should try and get lots of media attention on that.

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15 Responses To "Shorter Daily Kos"

Funny! As soon as I clicked on this I knew you had me before it started!

#1 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 19, 2008 11:33 AM

Thanks Frank. I'm glad you do the research at Kos for us. I can't stand to be anywhere near the place. Hog farms smell better and their residents make more sense.

#2 - Posted by: sixpckr on August 19, 2008 11:55 AM

Uhh...Mc...err...Cain....uhh..errr...uhhh...obviously...uhhh...cheated....uhhhhhhhhh...errr...beacuse he....uhhh...wouldn't let Me...errrrr...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....use a...uhhhhhhhh....errrrr....uhhhhhhhhh....teleprompter!

#3 - Posted by: Barack Obama on August 19, 2008 12:18 PM

"Eeeeeeiiiiaaaaaaauuuuuuuhhhhh!"

Strangly, that's the most succinct sound Olbermann has ever made. Translated it means: "My penis is caught in my zipper."

#4 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 19, 2008 12:23 PM

sixpckr -

Where do you get off comparing hog farms to Kos? Pigs have feelings too, ya know.

#5 - Posted by: D-Rock on August 19, 2008 12:52 PM

I love that clip. Thanks!

#6 - Posted by: DonnyG on August 19, 2008 01:45 PM

You can never go wrong with that link, no matter what the post is, that link works.

#7 - Posted by: Picric on August 19, 2008 02:30 PM

The reason libs cry cheating when they can't win honestly is.............. because that's their M.O. That's how they operate.

#8 - Posted by: seanmahair on August 19, 2008 02:57 PM

"What was I to do call him for cheating better than me in front of the others?"

#9 - Posted by: Doyle Lonnegan on August 19, 2008 03:08 PM

Jimmy-

You are a $^%$#^%& liar, I have NO penis.

#10 - Posted by: Keith Olbermann on August 19, 2008 03:54 PM

Well, the zipper got caught on sumpin. I wonder what?!

#11 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 19, 2008 06:01 PM

It's true. This man has no dick.

#12 - Posted by: Bill Murray on August 19, 2008 09:08 PM

And as it turns out, the B-ho was the one that got questions before the interview, not McCain. I guess since he had no teleprompter he needed an edge. I just wish he'd jump off one.

#13 - Posted by: ccso8462 on August 19, 2008 10:12 PM

It's not fair to judge Barrack by his answers to questions. Just knowing that he's going to change the world should be enough for all of us. Be grateful we have a new Messiah. Barrack Akbar!! Barrack Akbar!! (boom)

#14 - Posted by: Son of Bob on August 20, 2008 04:24 PM

"McCain never mentions he has a son who is serving." Probably because, once, he was the serving son of someone in a high position, and he regretted the connection at that specific time because it was used against him and his family. I think the Dems may be getting smart enough to realize putting media attention on that may backfire badly. More war hero stories = not good. Democrats likened to enemy captors = even worse.

#15 - Posted by: c on August 20, 2008 09:27 PM
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