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August 21, 2008
Operation Rumor Has It - Part 5
Posted by Harvey at 06:13 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (5)

Some Operation Rumor Has It suggestions for your reading pleasure. Actual authors may claim credit in the comments if they choose.

You may safely assume that all typos were intentional.



Congratulations, it is about time that people stop talking about the weather and finally getting around to doing something about it.

I have a few concern however that leaves me in kind of a quandary I have been watching the Olympics on TV and I think that it is great that it shows how wonderful the Communist system really is and how happy the people are being taken care of by the Chinese Government.. But I am a bit troubled by the Olympic Flame constantly burning and warming our precious planet. Another thing that worries me is that the Olympic Stadium looks like a giant birds nest. Don;t you thinks that birds seeing this may decide not to make their own nests? It would be tragic if future generations of birds do not have the inherent knowledge to make their own nests! Perhaps we could let the Chinese know that we thing they are great, but perhaps they could extinguish the flame now and tear down the stadium when the games are over.

Sincerely,

A Fellow Traveler



Hi, im new to this. I live in N.Calif. and lately I've believe we are being exposed toan enemy as lethal as the effects of carbon dioxiode. Static seems to be everywhere Wireless energy (i.e. internet, tv remote controls, garage door openers, cell phones, ATM or i guess elec. data transfers, etc) is not grounded like telephone lines and electricity. Common sense says when any one of those towers out there get overloaded, the signal will jump to the next available source like TV antennas on houses and even to the ore in our soil like iron that is so abundant.

Over the last few months others in my neighborhood have noticed that sound goes dead. I live 1 block off a major thrufare thru our town and every single day you can't even hear the traffic. I found out from a friend that use to work for the telephone co., that this vacuum of sound is caused by sound waves colliding with each other. It happens 20x a day or more. Wireless eneregy like any energy (i.e. sunlight, electricity) must also have magnetic and elec. fields. If the air is getting flooded with wireless energy then it must be flooded with magnetic energy. If this is so, then magnetic energy fields have just as much potential power to trap heat emissions as the vehicles that cause the emissions.

I don't know. It just seems like static energy is 100x more abundant here than I've ever noticed before. About 30% of the elec. poles in this town you can hear the buzzing and it only seems to be getting worse. Also their is talk around about hydraulic sewer systems releaseing negative ions. If true, then both wireless energy and the addition of negative ions have the ability to encompass a much more major role in effecting global warming then even most of us could imagine.

Im concerned. Wondering whether others have considered this potential problem in the effects of global warming.



I've read Mr. Gore's spectacular plan for becoming energy independent in 10 years. I've read his information on solar panels and think he's missed something really, really basic that would help a great deal. We need to pass a law making daylight savings time mandatory all year for everyone - no more special cases (DO YOU HEAR ME ARIZONA?). If you think about it, the extra hour of daylight we get from daylight savings time could mean mega-joules of electricity for everyone having solar panels on their house right now and in the future more people would want to take advantage of this free energy source by purchasing solar panels for their existing houses or if they built houses they would want to have the solar panels added to the house because of the extra free energy available all year round (except at night) and maybe even people like landlords would want to add solar panels to their apartment buildings so they could charge the same rent but make more money because of the free electricity they'd be getting and they could put in electric appliances for all of the tenants so they wouldn't be making all the carbon dioxide from using gas appliances or even malls could have solar panels and not be open at night when the solar panels don't work as well - not to mention the public schools who should be using solar panels and not wasting my tax dollars on the inefficiencies of lighting classrooms with carbon producing fossil fuels or even nuclear energy (now that makes me pig 'biten mad) - well you get the idea - and I got to say that a Nobel winner (that was a dynamite award by the way) like Mr. Gore should have thought about how to get extra daylight too.

Thanks,

Franki



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5 Responses To "Operation Rumor Has It - Part 5"

I loved the daylight savings time letter. As a resident of Indiana, I've always thought daylight savings time was stupid, and I was quite pissed when Indiana adopted it a couple years ago. That letter reminds me of the arguments of the people supporting daylight savings time.

#1 - Posted by: Ernie Loco on August 21, 2008 11:23 AM

Yeah, why are we SAVING daylight?? We should be USING it to make energy! Geez the government is stupid. That letter hits the nail on the head! ;-)

#2 - Posted by: Earthworm on August 21, 2008 02:54 PM

2nd entry:

"Also their is talk around about hydraulic sewer systems releaseing negative ions. If true, then both wireless energy and the addition of negative ions have the ability to encompass a much more major role in effecting global warming then even most of us could imagine."

Which would explain why it warms back up so fast after a thunderstorm! Yeah, that's it! We feel good for a while, and then, BOOM, it's hot and muggy again with more thunder and lightning. So, we need "ion traps" on sewer plants. Call Al Gore.

#3 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 21, 2008 05:53 PM

My older brother once told me of a conversation he had with an old Nort Dakota farmer.
The farmer said, regarding the guy who invented Daylight Savings Time, "I'd crawl a tousand miles over broken glass to see dat guy hanged!"

#4 - Posted by: 4 of 7 on August 21, 2008 09:16 PM

I think that maybe the crazy rainbow sprinkler lady needs to submit her You Tube video to WE.

Never before have we seen rainbows this close to the ground!! What are they putting in our water?!1!!

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#5 - Posted by: Bob the Hammer on August 25, 2008 01:30 PM
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