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August 23, 2008
Frank is Right - These Guys ARE Retarded
Posted by Harvey at 10:10 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (36)

After going broke giving away Obama buttons, MoveOn.org is now giving away Obama/Biden stickers.

I'm putting mine on that bag of used cat litter I put out by the curb on Mondays.

What are you going to do with yours?

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36 Responses To "Frank is Right - These Guys ARE Retarded"

There is this pesky leak in the roof where I work. Since my employer won't pay to repair this leak, I figure I could use the bumper sticker, along with the button, as a makeshift plug. I have hope it will hold a couple of days, though that hope may only make things worse in the long run.

#1 - Posted by: Marvin on August 23, 2008 10:31 PM

I'm thinking I know a urinal or two that could use one. Are they waterproof?

#2 - Posted by: Sharky on August 23, 2008 10:32 PM

There's a hole in my ceiling that my slum--I mean, landlord hasn't fixed in the almost year we've lived here. That'll do for now.

#3 - Posted by: RightWingTink on August 23, 2008 10:47 PM

I think your suggestions like putting the stickers on cat litter bags or urinals really childish and disrespectful.

I, for one, will use mine for its intended purpose - I'm putting it on Jesse Jackson's bumper.

#4 - Posted by: DamnCat on August 23, 2008 10:58 PM

I'm going to go down to the mall and paste it on every car in the parking lot. Betcha I make a lot of enemies for Obama bin Biden.

#5 - Posted by: Roy Lofquist on August 23, 2008 11:19 PM

I am using mine to clean up after a really royal BMoveon from my dot org.

#6 - Posted by: Freemon Sandlewould on August 23, 2008 11:38 PM

Hey I thought of something for the Obummer buttons. It says OBAMA .... we can use sharpy indelible marker to strike through the OBA and letter in CAIN after the MA.

So it will read MACAIN..... then we can pencil on a Zorro mustache.

#7 - Posted by: Freemon Sandlewould on August 23, 2008 11:43 PM

My 9 yo old son told me today that if he is aloud to ride his bike all over town in 2012 and Obama is running, he plans to put and N on the signs to read NObama. I guess he's been looking over my shoulder while I've been on the computer...


back to topic:

I'm using mine to fix the leaks in my garden hose also my kids got some toads the other day and I thought it would make a nice liner for the terrarium.

#8 - Posted by: PammyV on August 24, 2008 12:29 AM

I just thought of another use. If placed upside down on the floor, near a mouse hole, it will make a useful no kill trap glue trap. Of course I kill the little rodents after they get trapped, so I guess it is a kill it yourself glue trap.

#9 - Posted by: Marvin on August 24, 2008 01:02 AM

I set up several fake email accounts on yahoo, live, hotmail, and google...and proceeded to order bumperstickers sent to the address of several people I know. It is a good prank to play on fellow Republicans, and especially on the local PUMAs!

If we all work together on this...it will be less money that they have available to spend against McCain, and give them the delusion that Obama has more supporters (if that is possible).

I did the same thing with the Obama button.

#10 - Posted by: Thunder Pig on August 24, 2008 07:18 AM

If you see a car with an Obama sticker already, put one across their gas cap to remind them to conserve fuel.

Put one on their windshield to remind them that bicyling is better for the environment.

Put one on their passenger door to remind them to always car pool when possible.

I'm going to need more bumper stickers!

#11 - Posted by: fredras on August 24, 2008 08:56 AM

With a minor alteration, it can easily read, NObama, NoBiden.

#12 - Posted by: Sully on August 24, 2008 09:21 AM

He be bidin' his time he be
A'waitin' his turn you see
but not overridin'
Hey Biden's abidin'
The Messiah's will for thee.


#13 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 24, 2008 09:51 AM

Duck Season is coming up, and clay pigeons are heavy.

Obama bin Biden buttons are lightweight, aerodynamic, no doubt biodegradable.

...As B.S. tends to be.

One problem, though: They flip-flop alot during their trajectory

#14 - Posted by: Thor on August 24, 2008 11:27 AM

Hey RightWingTink... do you live in a Tony Rezko building?

#15 - Posted by: RedWhiteAndTrue on August 24, 2008 12:36 PM

On my car, of course - but upside down, next to an upside down American flag.

#16 - Posted by: George on August 24, 2008 04:08 PM

I guess the use would depend on how soft and absorbent they are.

Depends.

#17 - Posted by: The Passionate Conservative on August 24, 2008 04:31 PM

If I can find a hippie with long hair (easy) whose hair isn't too greasy (not so easy) I'm gonna sneak up behind him, knock away his Che beret and tangle the sticker in his dreadlocks.

#18 - Posted by: innominatus on August 24, 2008 06:35 PM

Find the nearest Obama voter, pull his head out of his ass...stick it on his forehead and then stuff his head back up his ass!

#19 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 24, 2008 06:36 PM

Of course I'm right. I'm Frank.

#20 - Posted by: Frank J. on August 24, 2008 07:31 PM

I'd give mine to Frank.

#21 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 24, 2008 07:34 PM

RedWhiteAndTrue~~ I don't think so but my landlord is about as smart. They could be related.

Here in WA fall seems to have arrived already. I could use some for kindling rather burning my own money.


#22 - Posted by: RightWingTink on August 24, 2008 07:34 PM

Actually, I was going to suggest they'd make good signage for targets, you know, for target practice. Particularly the "O" could be a bullseye.

#23 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 24, 2008 07:38 PM

I'm gonna use mine to finally patch that bothersome hole in my rubber!

#24 - Posted by: DngrMse on August 24, 2008 08:23 PM

You only get the first one for free! What a gyp!

#25 - Posted by: 5 of 7 on August 24, 2008 08:24 PM

I can't even think of a use for Obama, let alone his bumper sticker.

#26 - Posted by: Son of Bob on August 24, 2008 11:37 PM

I'd order 57 billion of the ugly suckers, and have every hollywood movie star's mansion wallpapered from basement to attic in the dead of night. With gorilla glue of course.

#27 - Posted by: island girl on August 25, 2008 12:34 AM

I have a new shredder I've been aching to try out

#28 - Posted by: wRitErsbLock on August 25, 2008 04:00 PM

MoveOn's buttons are back in business. The buttons must cost 2.5x as much as the stickers, so go to moveon.org and get yours today! Oh, and be sure to google for "temporary email" to avoid their awful spam.

#29 - Posted by: on August 25, 2008 04:47 PM

Didn't want these sent to my house. Sent 'em to Wrigley Field, Yankee Stadium, buncha other stadii.

With pseudonyms, of course.

Spread the Hope.

L

#30 - Posted by: Lurkertarian on August 25, 2008 06:22 PM

One word,
CATS

#31 - Posted by: Mgbfred on August 25, 2008 09:34 PM

Flytraps, too. Hang 'em from the ceiling.

#32 - Posted by: RightWingTink on August 26, 2008 12:00 AM

Please don't insult my retarded cousin by suggesting he has anything in common with these brain-dead idiots.

#33 - Posted by: Trish on August 26, 2008 12:02 AM

I think my dog has tapeworms. I could put that sticker over his ass and catch those darned parasites as they emerge...

wow. I think I've just grossed *myself* out. Ewww.

#34 - Posted by: --Jack on August 26, 2008 01:38 AM

They'll make good urinal targets at work. That's the best part of working for a defense contractor: no liberals!

#35 - Posted by: Adam Mk 1 Mod 0 on August 26, 2008 05:44 PM

Does this now mean that I'm going to get a ton of mail from "progressives"? Its always so much fun to take their return-mail envelopes, stuff it full of Republican mailers and send it back to them. And they have to pay for the postage back too.

Just a tip. And those credit card offers - they pay to get back empty envelopes.

#36 - Posted by: Colorado Right on August 27, 2008 05:12 PM
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