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August 25, 2008
The Titles Needed Work
Posted by Harvey at 11:36 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (23)

MorOn.org ran a contest to have talentless hippies produce artwork glorifying the Obamesssiah.

Mostly the images are just stomach-churningly awful, but I suppose some of them could be nudged gently into the land of "oh... NOW I get it" if they'd just pick better titles for this dreck.

Allow me to demonstrate:


higher taxes.jpg
"But First, Higher Taxes"


Freakshow.jpg
"Freakshow - The Fire Eater"

why so serious.jpg
"Why... So... Serious?"


no gas.jpg
"Can't Afford Gas - Gotta Do SOMETHING With 'Em"

highest bidders.jpg
"The Highest Bidders"

Knife goes here.jpg
"Insert Knife Between Shoulder Blades"

into the cornfield.jpg
"Quick! Wish It Into The Cornfield!"

more welfare.jpg
"Who Wants More Welfare?"

lord of the flies.jpg
"Lord of the Flies"

suicide note.jpg
"The Suicide Note"

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23 Responses To "The Titles Needed Work"

Me, no want higher taxes.
Me, no vote for Obama bin Biden.
Me, must be racist.
Me go clean me gun.

#1 - Posted by: Marvin on August 25, 2008 12:43 PM

Some alternate titles for: "Quick! Wish It Into The Cornfield!" :

"Trash In The Box."

"Send In The Clowns."

"Pop Goes The Weasel"

#2 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 25, 2008 12:50 PM

Any comment from aquaman about this? http://ace.mu.nu/archives/271454.php

#3 - Posted by: Weisenheimer Brainstorm on August 25, 2008 01:25 PM

ugh. I don't think any of these wander even close to the edge of not-awful. How creepy is this whole joke of a candidate gonna get?

#4 - Posted by: neocon cowgirl on August 25, 2008 01:50 PM

"Can't Afford Gas - Gotta Do SOMETHING With 'Em"

Obviously a fake. Everybody knows there are 57 states because obama says so...

#5 - Posted by: arby on August 25, 2008 02:22 PM

Holy crap that's bad artwork. But I love "The Highest Bidders"

#6 - Posted by: Joel on August 25, 2008 03:53 PM

The Joker one is totally awesome. Great caption/title for that picture.

#7 - Posted by: Ernie Loco on August 25, 2008 03:56 PM

Weisenheimer Brainstorm

Are you nuts? AquaGayDiverGuy has been completely focused on the American divers "nancing" around the ChiComm diving pool in their super sexy swim drunks...

#8 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 25, 2008 04:30 PM

Can someone make a new bumper sticker?
On the left side - the Dem donkey. on the right side - the Obama hands making the symbol of a hole, then an S to make it plural.
Underneath in big letters - OBAMA/BIDEN

#9 - Posted by: Corsair on August 25, 2008 05:53 PM

LAWDY, those all look like 1930's communist propaganda posters!
Or is it just me?

#10 - Posted by: Heather P. on August 25, 2008 05:57 PM

The first one makes me wonder how Obama can possibly ensure unity given how many people disagree with him. Then I remembered, he'll ensure unity the same way he plans to encourage volunteerism, by mandating it. It will be a brave new world indeed.

#11 - Posted by: I'm with Stuppid on August 25, 2008 06:03 PM

I might swipe 1 or 2 for my blog. Thanks in advance. Arby is right. Except we have to add Eau Claire, WI as a state. Just trying to be accurate.

#12 - Posted by: Quaking Conservative on August 25, 2008 06:14 PM

The first one makes me wonder how Obama can possibly ensure unity given how many people disagree with him. Then I remembered, he'll ensure unity the same way he plans to encourage volunteerism, by mandating it. It will be a brave new world indeed.

#11 - Posted by: I'm with Stuppid on August 25, 2008 06:03 PM

Bow before Obama! Violators will be executed without trial!

#13 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on August 25, 2008 07:27 PM

"Quick! Wish it into the cornfield!"

I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! ...

#14 - Posted by: 5 of 7 on August 25, 2008 07:43 PM

"LAWDY, those all look like 1930's communist propaganda posters!"

Well they would be if the 1930's communists were unbathed stoner hippies living in such delusion they think Obama will come in the clouds riding on a rainbow unicorn to judge the living and the dead.

Wait a minute - I just described San Francisco.

#15 - Posted by: Kent on August 25, 2008 07:56 PM

Liberals are so creative...and homo.

#16 - Posted by: Son of Bob on August 25, 2008 10:19 PM

I think my favorite was "Who Wants More Welfare?"
I nearly spit my lemonade on the screen.

#17 - Posted by: RightWingTink on August 25, 2008 11:56 PM

The caption for the first one has to be: "Drip, drip, drip."

Or perhaps, "See what's trickling down now."

#18 - Posted by: Trish on August 26, 2008 12:07 AM

"Quick! Wish It Into The Cornfield!"

Good one. It's not often that I see a reference to "It's a Good Life" in a blog post.

#19 - Posted by: physics geek on August 26, 2008 08:10 AM

The one with liscence plates should also read "Oops, make that 57 states according to the Great One"

#20 - Posted by: the man on August 26, 2008 03:46 PM

The one with license plates should also read "Oops, make that 57 states according to the Great One"

#21 - Posted by: the man on August 26, 2008 03:46 PM

"LAWDY, those all look like 1930's communist propaganda posters!"

You might be right.

#22 - Posted by: George guy on August 26, 2008 11:59 PM

For the "Classic Obama" one:

KNEELING IS NOT OPTIONAL!

#23 - Posted by: Consanescerion on August 27, 2008 02:06 AM
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