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August 27, 2008
Girl Meets Boy, Girl Hates Boy At First, But By the End...
Posted by Harvey at 01:53 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (27)

Yeah, picking Biden was 2008's equivalent of the Dean Scream, Dukakis in a tank, and Kerry in a bunny suit all rolled into one, but there are... more disturbing scenarios...

running mates.jpg

And let's be honest... this one's still on the table until Thursday.

[via Grouchy Old Cripple, at the insistence of Jimmy]

Rating: 4.7/5 (70 votes cast)

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27 Responses To "Girl Meets Boy, Girl Hates Boy At First, But By the End..."

Well, that's about the most disturbing thing I've seen EVER! And shouldn't that be Michelle Obama in that picture?

#1 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 27, 2008 02:07 PM

Please tell me there's a Michael Moore sex scene with a refrigerator!

#2 - Posted by: RedWhiteAndTrue on August 27, 2008 02:11 PM

Harvey, you owe me $6.47 for the lunch you just caused me to forcefully expell!!!

#3 - Posted by: Master Shake on August 27, 2008 02:14 PM

Bottom line: Who could possibly pass up the opportunity to see the big screen debut of Carrot Top?

#4 - Posted by: Son of Bob on August 27, 2008 02:15 PM

He's got his nose in her ear and she's likin' it!! Whoa. I'm buyin' stock in Oval Orifice Productions.

#5 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 27, 2008 02:21 PM

Harvey, you owe me lunch, a new laptop, and new carpet.

#6 - Posted by: RightWingTink on August 27, 2008 03:38 PM

Dude - Hill's got jungle fever!

Is it just me, or does the temple of obama in Denver remind ANYONE else of the stage decorations from "Spinal Tap"?????

#7 - Posted by: some_loser on August 27, 2008 03:44 PM

I'm a gonna be ill.

#8 - Posted by: Frozen Tex on August 27, 2008 04:12 PM

"And let's be honest... this one's still on the table until Thursday."

That would be the Kobayashi Maru, Harvey. I hope we aren't celebrating prematurely!!

#9 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 27, 2008 05:19 PM

Overheard at the DNC earlier today, among the B Hussein Obama thralls:

We are Hussein. You will be Obamanated. Resistance is futile. Your hope will change as you adapt to service us.

Kind of reminded me of the Borg, from Star Trek, only one was a group of mindles automatons that parroted the same catchphrase over and over, and the other was a made up species on a Sci-Fi TV show.

#10 - Posted by: Kal on August 27, 2008 05:20 PM

This looks like a good movie to me. I'd go see it before, I dunno, The American President. Or Lions for Lambs. Or Stop Loss. Or any of the other anti-whatever movies that Hollywood left has cranked out over the past few years.

#11 - Posted by: HealthyGirl on August 27, 2008 06:14 PM

A Michael Moore film?

Yuck.

#12 - Posted by: Samantha on August 27, 2008 07:47 PM

Wow, I just lost the will to live.

#13 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on August 27, 2008 07:51 PM

Gee, after litening to Bill, aren't we glad that she's isn't his running mate ?

#14 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 27, 2008 09:39 PM

Can we all file a class action suit against Harvey for mental anguish? Based on the comments, he has caused permanent mental injury to several of us, and many others probably are not able to post due to psychic shock and/or death.

Oh, wait. Frank pays him. He doesn't have any money anyway....

#15 - Posted by: Master Shake on August 27, 2008 11:15 PM

I just threw up a little in my mouth.....I also think there is no way DH will get lucky tonight with that image in my head.....

#16 - Posted by: PammyV on August 27, 2008 11:17 PM

This makes no sense.

Air Supply???

Barry White or Lou Rawls would make a better sound track.

The theme from "Shaft" by Isaac Hayes might make a good title song too.

"Who's the cat who pulls troops out,
when there's danger all about?
Shaft!
Merci Beaucoup."

#17 - Posted by: Terry_Jim on August 27, 2008 11:49 PM

shrinkage... plain and simple...

#18 - Posted by: Elvenbane on August 28, 2008 12:35 AM

Wilford Brimley!?

WTF, does one of the lead characters need "diabeetus" supplies...?

#19 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 28, 2008 04:04 AM

Ewww.....

#20 - Posted by: Sque on August 28, 2008 10:46 AM

OMG, I laughed so loud in the office that everyone looked at me. Now I'll probably get fired.

#21 - Posted by: Quaking Conservative on August 28, 2008 03:58 PM

That was a VERY disturbing image, Harvey! Ugh!

#22 - Posted by: LearntoDrawaLine on August 28, 2008 05:17 PM

Re: #1

"Well, that's about the most disturbing thing I've seen EVER! And shouldn't that be Michelle Obama in that picture?"

Yes, the picture is the stuff of endless nightmares from which one awakens drenched in sweat and shuddering in fright.

But, the image of MICHELLE Obama nuzzling the neck of the Hildebeast...more scary or tittilating? I can't be sure.

Like a multi-ethnic remake of The Hunger, perhaps?

#23 - Posted by: Rudiger Van Rijn on August 28, 2008 09:41 PM

If Obama and Hilary started getting busy "in bed" instead of trying to take over the county, I'd die a happy man...

#24 - Posted by: Freedom Fries on August 29, 2008 02:08 AM

*Country

:)

#25 - Posted by: Freedom Fries on August 29, 2008 02:09 AM

Cool poster Comercially available? I bet Bill is shxxxxng bricks. Too bad for him but you know she was gonna get back for Monica et al. Of course BHO is a true African-American (or Indonesian-American). An in depth objective investigation of his native born citizen status needs to be undertaken, and the results released publicly November 1st or 2nd. That would be funny as Hell if the dems nominee was disqualified on the eve of the election. The Gore hanging chad whining would be nothing compared to what we would hear. They just don't get it; President Bush isn't running for reelection, so why are they flailing at him so? Obomba does not have any supporters, but only fans I see. The politicos that speak for him on the tube would sing the praises of any liberal nominee. I promise you this: if Obomba is elected, he will be the last liberal elected President for a very long time, and if history is any indicator they will lose the Congress.

#26 - Posted by: Bad Hippie on August 29, 2008 04:08 AM

Every cell in my body cringed...

#27 - Posted by: Paul on August 29, 2008 09:03 PM
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