"We've tried using trained monkeys as a substitute for smart people," said the Speaker, "but all that got us was MoveOn.org."

That's some weapons grade snark right there. Kudos.

Harvey, you should have warned us with this:

*** Coffee Spillage Alert ***

I was wondering if her vacant stare meant that the back of her head is missing. It was "trepanned." (A new word for the day. I did not know that! Thanks, Harvey.)

soo goood. brains...

Zobamies? Ozambas? Ozambies.

Bwah-ha-ha-ha! Niiiiiiiiice. And #3 has a good angle to explore, as well.
But seriously, I've been wondering lately about the lack of brainpower found in liberals today relative to that of the average three-toed sloth. I seem to remember days of yore when most liberals seemed to compare favorably to spider monkeys at the very least. Sometimes poodles. This is a disturbing downtrend in liberal smarts...wait a sec...no, it's not really disturbing me...ah, that's only feelings of despair over the general aptitude of the human race, not pity for liberals. Whew, I'm okay now.

even the Pope agrees

Nicely done, Frank.

Very funny!

How about brains from illegal immigrants? The only caveat I could see would be that they wouldn't speak English anymore but it's not like we understand them anyway.

And #3, you stole my idea! heh

Some Congress critters are already being fitted with a new, experimental bionic proboscis that punches into the back of the head to extract the precious gray gold. Before that they had to rely on the gruesome ritual of lulling the victim into a state of paralyzing boredom with speeches about fiscal policy, then crack the skull with their thick, cigarette stained fingernails.

Ms. Pelosi has a natural brain sucking proboscis, but it's located lower on the anatomy.

Oh yeah... -that's- why I come here. Nicely done, Harvey. This may be among your best.

Very well done Harvey, liberal lunacy in a nutshell. But enough about Pelosis face.

It takes a spillage.

We ARE in a fight for the human mind, aren't we?

Maybe she thought she was talking to the unborn. Oh wait, they don't ask to drill their brains, they 'choose' it.

Some of your best, if not THE best work you've ever done, harvey!

LOL, RightWingTink! "It's not like we understand them anyway"!
*sigh* I just hope the election doesn't go the way of the "Ozambies".

I support Pelosi, and am insulted by this.

I question your comma,

Very, very, very nice my friend. There is nothing left to say.

Marx was Prussian (aka German) not Russian... but I'm sure that's what you meant.

...also, did this remind anyone else of that movie "Fortress"? I wouldn't suggest that democrats watch that movie. They may think installing mind controlling computers is a good idea.

Yeah, that's your A Game, Harvey.

Speaking of idiotic moments, I just caught Al Gore walking off stage to the tune "Let the sun shine in" from the end of Age of Aquarius.

Al Gore - Global Warming - let the sun shine in????
Age of Aquarius - Not putting a lot of distance between themselves and drug use and new-agey funk.
While typing that - I heard one more - they sold 20,000 more tickets than they have seats at the arena.

I'm beginning to think Fox News is redundant - We don't need anyone to point out where the democrats are complete idiots. They are perfectly content to do it for us.

Good grief - just doesn't end.

Michael McDonald - Doobie Brothers???

He slipped and said "God shed my grace on thee". Who died and made you Obama?

Perhaps a better song choice would have been "What a Fool Believes".

Followed by an ad for Cialis.

Now they are interviewing Dick Morris.

The gift just keeps on giving!

#3 thanks the posters for their enjoyment of his zombie joaks and only wishes he signed his name. :|

I'd say Nancy spends too much time thinking about the other kind of drilling.

I'm gonna call you Anonymous.

Brilliant, as always, Harvey!

Fantastic job!