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August 27, 2008
The Hillary Speech
I didn't watch Hillary's speech as I didn't really see why it would interest me, but all the other bloggers are talking about it and I feel like I'd be doing a disservice to you if I didn't comment on it and try to come up with a unique opinion that doesn't just parrot what all the other pundits are saying. Here I go... I think it's quite obvious that Hillary's speech last night was a suicide note. Having lost her dream to the upstart Obama, she made it quite clear she intends to end her life. I think that's why we saw genuine emotion from Bill Clinton who was in the audience. He may have treated her poorly, but he still cares for her and its heartbreaking for him to know her end is coming. While all the other asshole bloggers are busy analyzing whether Hillary showed enough support or not for Obama's candidacy, I guess I'll be the only one courageous enough to say: Don't do it Hillary. It's not worth it. You have things to live for. People love you. Not me... and probably not anyone at this blog... but other people. And Jesus. You're still a Senator from New York, and that's pretty big. Keep on living. You're worth it. 23 Responses To "The Hillary Speech"
Vince Foster has no comment. #1 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on August 27, 2008 10:22 AMYou're a saint, Frank. A SAINT! They should have you do those "The More You Know" bits on NBC between sit-coms. #2 - Posted by: Exurban Jon on August 27, 2008 10:29 AMIt was announced this morning that Bill Clinton would not attend the Obama speech on Thursday evening. It was also learned that strangely the Secret Service detail that has been guarding Barack Obama has been replaced in recent days with a contingent of Arkansas State Troopers. No reason for this change has been given by the campaign... #3 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 27, 2008 10:31 AMWell, I thought she had lost weight. It's obvious that all our jokes have paid off for her. Her thighs are smaller, her rear end is less obtrusive, her face was soft... And the makeup was perfect (thick, but perfect). I didn't see one wrinkle on it. I mean, does this woman age well, or what? She's older than McCain, right? Wow. And that outfit! Holy socks that was perfect for the occasion. I really think Obama blew it - he should've picked her for VP. I mean, they make a great couple. #4 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 27, 2008 10:38 AMI am from New York and still live here, she can borrow a gun anytime, if she has a permit. I also have several lengths of good stout rope, also available for her to borrow, although I would not expect to get it back. Not that I wish anything to happen to her, here is a link to the Hemlock Society - www.hemlock.org. Jimmy, my friend you were either drinking or your taste in women is...well...questionable at best and you need an intervention, NOW! #6 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 27, 2008 11:17 AMYou're much mistaken if you think she's going alone. She'll take thousands with her, to serve her in Hell! #7 - Posted by: Ed Flinn on August 27, 2008 11:23 AM"Don't do it Hillary. It's not worth it. You have things to live for. People love you. Not me... and probably not anyone at this blog... but other people. And Jesus. You're still a Senator from New York, and that's pretty big. Keep on living. You're worth it."
But I live on an island, ussjc, and interventions are not possible here and the women are liberals driving Prius's to the store to buy all things organic. Plus, don't you think she looked good? I mean G O O D. I don't remember much of what she said (in fact, nothing of what she said), but she was lovely, and that's what counts now. I'm thinking about her future, ussjc, especially in light of Frank's theory about her, which I think is correct. I'm kind of worried about it. I mean, we've come down pretty hard on her, we Ronin. Granted, she deserved much of it, but she is, after all, a beautiful Clinton. And she has a beautiful daughter (sort of) and her husband still is admired by many women and he was, after all, President. It's all about the future, ussjc. I feel for her. I really do. #9 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 27, 2008 11:40 AMOK, the craziest thing on the planet is I went from despising Hillary at the beggining of the primary season to almost finding her tolerable. (I did say almost). I'm not talking policy....that's obvious. She did a good job softening her image. Visually, Botox and make up has done her well. I watched her interview on OReily a few months back and she came off likable..Hillary! couldn't believe it. She's not half a shrill as she once was. Don't get me wrong...I don't trust the woman, would never vote for her, but I think she did a great job changing her image. And Bill has done quite the job calling out Obama on so many issues.....lets hope that continues well into the next 70 days! Me, with nice comments about the Clintons...what is the world coming too???? #10 - Posted by: PammyV on August 27, 2008 11:56 AMAcually, ussjc, I musta had some bad booze las night - or it was the camra shot of her butt and thighs that done it. But after sevral cups of coffe, I feel beter. Never mind. #11 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 27, 2008 12:32 PMi think that her selection of orange was a cry for help... orange is the color of insanity orange is the color of impending DEATH in the godfather movies... mmm, orange... #12 - Posted by: kahoona on August 27, 2008 12:45 PMI'm curious if her choice of Hunter Orange was a secret message that she's now pro-gun. Or is she hunting wabbits with Cheney and just wants to be careful? #13 - Posted by: Special Ed on August 27, 2008 01:08 PMOrange is the color of prison jumpsuits... Its her call for help as she is imprisoned in the world of Obamamania. She is expressing solidarity with those in Guantanamo. Very symbolic .... and appropriate. I always wanted to see her in an orange jumpsuit. #14 - Posted by: reality intrudes on August 27, 2008 01:24 PMShe reminded me of Jane Fonda as Monster-in-Law - beautiful and perfect in the most scary way! #15 - Posted by: mykidsmommy on August 27, 2008 02:06 PMWell, she's an unattractive, aging, woman with a large butt and thick ankles, who wears pantsuits everyday. Her husband is an unregistered sex offender, who nails everything that can't struggle from his horny grasp. On a daily basis she deals with folks like Chuck Schumer and Charles Rangel. Her best friends are folks like Lanny Davis and James Carville. Frank, I gotta tell ya, I'm seeing plenty of pretty valid reasons for thinking that it's just not worth it to go on. #16 - Posted by: Son of Bob on August 27, 2008 02:06 PMHey, #16, don't even put Lanny Davis in the same sentence with James Carville - I think Lanny is a nice guy, notwithstanding his political views. #17 - Posted by: mykidsmommy on August 27, 2008 02:26 PMI especially enjoyed the Extra Danger Alert Level III Orange Pant Suit which I think was a signal to The Messiah that "I'm not going anywhere and I'm sure as hell not doing anything to get you elected!" #18 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 27, 2008 02:51 PMSome twilight zone shit here thats fer shur! I vote she call a press conference with her Hubby.... start into a very plesent soft spoken piece about "the world today"... digress into a raving screaming rant about the "unfairness" of it all.. produce a sawed off double barrel 12 gauge... turn .. blow Bills head clear off his shoulders... look into the camera.. and say this is for you FRANK! Place barrel into mouth and fire the remaining shell. Investigators will later find that she named the barrels of her gun "Jimmy" & "Harvey". #19 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on August 27, 2008 07:13 PMYou crazy kids have had one too many grape Nehi's. Hillary suicidal? Hillary beautiful? Keep her away from the Anthrax stockpiles! #21 - Posted by: 4 of 7 on August 27, 2008 11:25 PMYou're a humanitarian until the end. #22 - Posted by: WAL on August 28, 2008 12:54 AMI think that her speech will be one that the historians pick apart for the next hundred years for secret clues to why she did what she did on the night of August 28, 2008 in Denver...the night she swooped down between the Greek columns and grabbed the Obamessiah in her talons and carried him up to the top of the scoreboard, where she ripped the top of his head off and ate his brains before flying away. BTW, the historians will note that the instant that Hillary ate his brains, all the Obamatons in the audience collapsed in lifeless heaps, as if his powers of Hope!Change! were all that kept them alive. A hundred years from now, the name of Hillary will be legendary as the harpy that saved America! Of course, Canada will curse her name because after eating the Obamessiah's brains, she flew to Toronto and declared that she's always been a Blue Jay's fan... #23 - Posted by: BryanW on August 28, 2008 07:19 AMPost a comment
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