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August 29, 2008
Obama's Story
Posted by Frank J. at 08:41 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (16)

If you're getting excited about Palin, remember that Obama has a great story too:

I think Jon Stewart is about to get excommunicated from the left for blasphemy.

(hat tip Hot Air)

Rating: 4.9/5 (51 votes cast)

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16 Responses To "Obama's Story"

I'll take Palin's story. It's totally real.

#1 - Posted by: IMAO Rocks on August 29, 2008 09:19 PM

I saw a website and it made me think of your Fred Facts!!http://www.palinfacts.com/ she is the Female Fred.

#2 - Posted by: charmingtail on August 29, 2008 09:48 PM

She's more than that. I listened. And I'm male. She stands for me. I can hardly believe I would ever say that again.

#3 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 29, 2008 09:56 PM

But, wait! I thought the comedy writers said there was nothing funny about Obama? You can't laugh at him, it's sacrilege!!!

#4 - Posted by: Mr. Right on August 29, 2008 10:02 PM

Normal (and insane) readers of IMAO should reread this historical post:

Cult of Personality

I did and I'm now reminded of just how prophetic everyone is. Plus, I laughed.

#5 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 29, 2008 10:56 PM

The comedy writers have been watching John McCain's campaign ads, and saying "you know, I think he's on to something!" Actually, McCain's tongue-in-cheek style in his ads is making the Demos look like jerks, running around whining, stamping their feet, and saying "John McCain is a big meanie!" every time another ad comes out. anyway, I can remember the substance of at least 4 different McCain ads, but none of Obie's. Who do you suppose is being more effective?

#6 - Posted by: nyexpat on August 29, 2008 10:57 PM

James Taranto reports, "...according to the Invesco ...stadium opened just under seven years ago when it hosted a Monday night game between the Broncos and the New York Giants. The date:
Sept. 10, 2001.
One supposes Obama chose the site in spite of, rather than because of, that symbolism."

Either way, a perfect symbol of the Sept.10th mentality of Obama.

Even Jon Stewart is starting to see what a puffy headed buffoon his Dems have nominated.

#7 - Posted by: Terry_JIm on August 30, 2008 12:04 AM

That was hilarious. And I watched the Cult of personality also Thanks Jimmy....very funny (I don't watch Jon Stewart..maybe I should???)

#8 - Posted by: PammyV on August 30, 2008 12:05 AM

Nah, PammyV. Well, maybe, but I hardly ever do. He's too cynical. But maybe there's hope even for him.

Palin is going to lift everyone's spirits. Can you feel it?

#9 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 30, 2008 12:20 AM

I'd feel more lifted if I could get a proper job and stuff.

#10 - Posted by: George guy on August 30, 2008 12:26 AM

What's even funnier is McCain's joke VP pick. C'mon that was freaking hilarious but who is the real vp pick McCain?

#11 - Posted by: Jidenamackojoba on August 30, 2008 01:04 AM

I think I just forgave Jon Stewart for about a full 50% of every Bush quip he's ever made. That was truly brilliant!

#12 - Posted by: LokiVonBismarck on August 30, 2008 06:12 AM

Jidenamackojoba (#11) is right. Doesn't McCain know that he's supposed to pick some crusty windbag who can claim decades of "experience" in Congress despite having done effectively nothing in all that time? Sadly, Ted Kennedy has health issues or he would have been perfect.

#13 - Posted by: Brian on August 30, 2008 08:01 AM

#11 - Posted by: Jidenamackojoba on August 30, 2008 01:04 AM

Do you guys hear that? It's the call of the elusive whine-bird - a scarce and endangered creature that makes sure everybody knows how upset it is whenever it feels a bout of panic.

Some are annoyed by this species, but, I have to admit, I have always found its chirping to be a pleasant sound.

#14 - Posted by: WAL on August 30, 2008 11:01 AM

Hey, hey Rog!

#15 - Posted by: Son of Bob on August 30, 2008 12:58 PM

Funniest. Thing. Ever!

#16 - Posted by: Samantha on August 30, 2008 08:36 PM
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