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August 30, 2008
Troopergate
The only negative I know about Palin is the possible "Troopergate" scandal. Abuse of power would pretty much go against everything McCain and Palin are supposed to stand for. Flopping Aces has a good round up about it, and you can see why this "scandal" didn't concern McCain. 28 Responses To "Troopergate"
Jeez, what exactly would be firing offenses for Alaska troopers if tasering a little kid, drinking in the cop car, and threatening murder aren't sufficient? Another "scandal," that if raised, will backfire on the Obama campaign. Sounds more like axe-grinding. #2 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 30, 2008 02:09 PMMcCain's daughter, Meghan, has a blog with tons of pictures of yesterday's event: It's occasionally "slashdotted" (meaning, overwhelmed), but worth a visit! #3 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 30, 2008 03:11 PMHey, this is funny. I actually think troopergate is no big deal but I'm blogging about it and commenting on blogs as if it really is a huge deal because it make people like you so angry and hysterical. It is so easy to get to you redneck jesusjoi people now. Never in my entire life have I seen the religious right so excited and so insanely in love with such an inexeperienced redneck loser. This has been the greatest days of my life laughing and laughing at the far right and the malin supporting freaks. I can't wait until the election because the joi will be so great when Palin loses and you all have to deal with the far left ticket of obidenama. The funniest part: malkin and her type of losers all know obama will win but they can't help but get crazy excited because of the panderous palin choice. (imagine here: an animated graphic of a liberal rolling on the floor pointing and laughing at you while spilling his coffee, smarter-than-you- books, apple gadgets and weed everywhere) p.s. blogette is hot. she's probably a stealth liberal [What do these long rambling troll posts make you think of? Desperation? -Ed.] #4 - Posted by: IReadDumbBlogsandComment on August 30, 2008 03:55 PM(Translation of IReadDumbBlogsandComment's comment follows...) Pay attention to me. Pay attention to me! Pay attention! To me! PAY ATTENTION TO ME! PAY ATTENTION TO ME! PAY ATTENTION TO ME! PAY ATTENTION TO ME! PAY ATTENTION! PAY ATTENTION! PAY ATTENTION! PAY ATTENTION! PAY ATTENTION! PAY ATTENTION! PAY ATTENTION! *Unnnnnngggggghhhhhhh! Uh-uh-uh-uh.* Oh no! Now the ward assistant is gonna have to bring in the bucket and clean the wall. I'll be good! I promise... I promise... I... love you. #5 - Posted by: Squatch on August 30, 2008 04:24 PM#4-- Troopergate is nothing. This insane Palin woman actually wants to ban all condoms and birth control in America. Heck if she thinks sperm is that valuable she probably wants to jail males who masturbate. We do not want people who have beliefs so similar to the crazy muslim fanatics running our country. I'm afraid it's time to either pull that lever for hope and change or stay home. Screw McPalin! [And she wants to steal your penis! ...Wait! It's already missing! -Ed.] #7 - Posted by: SamL on August 30, 2008 07:10 PMI thought democrats didn't want wife-beaters to have guns. But apparently they are mad because she didn't want him to have a badge. It just comes down to this: party over principle. I am just surprised that after all this he has a job. #8 - Posted by: A.W. on August 30, 2008 07:48 PMYou know you're doing something right when you already have two trolls within the first ten posts. #9 - Posted by: I'm with Stuppid on August 30, 2008 07:48 PMThis douche-bag trooper, drove drunk in a state police car, Why does he still have a job? Job, nothing. Why isn't the dirtbag in jail? #11 - Posted by: Trish on August 30, 2008 09:58 PMThanks for the link, Jimmy! An enjoyable blog and website and lots of cool pics! #12 - Posted by: tamaita on August 30, 2008 10:17 PMSo, after looking at a few other blogs with actual photos of Sarah Palin I have a couple of observations. First, there's the one of her visiting the troops in the hospital in Germany in 2007, which means she already has more foreign policy experience than Obama. I'll bet she went even though the wounded soldiers weren't photogenic enough. Second, the photos from MeghanBlogette.com where she is holding her baby clearly show a package of Kirkland brand baby wipes on the table. The woman is a governor and she still shops at Costco. Maybe McCain doesn't know how many houses his wife owns, but I sure bet Palin knows where every cent of her family's hard earned money goes. #13 - Posted by: I'm with Stuppid on August 30, 2008 10:58 PMAardvark parked his cart in the dark. Palin danced her butt in the moonlight. She loved the moonlight and smoking weed but she detested condoms. She went around the world collecting them, telling people they couldn't have them and putting them in a giant bag. Palin locked all the condoms in a safe along with all the birth control pills. The number of babies born in the U.S. exploded. There were too many babies for people too have and abortions soared to never-before-seen record levels. There were too many abortions and it was all the fault of Palin and right-wing activists. Aardvark was sad. #14 - Posted by: Palin and the Aardvark on August 30, 2008 11:22 PMAfter reading the Flopping Aces stuff on Palin's "Troopergate", if Obama is smart, he will send out word to silence it immediately. The charges appear to be false, a disgruntled worker who got canned. But even if true, why didn't that employee fire such a trooper? Forget the trooper for a second, if the charges are true, it looks like he was fired, not for disagreeing about budgets and underperforming, but for deriliction of duty by letting this guy keep his badge. If the Dems make a deal, they appear to be supportive of abusive, wife-beating cops. They will appear to be attacking a girl for firing a guy who was protecting this rogue cop, who threatened the life of the governor's father and sister. Hmm... maybe McCain knows this, that magnificient bastard. #15 - Posted by: Ben on August 30, 2008 11:30 PMTo #7: Palin is pro-contraception. http://dwb.adn.com/news/politics/elections/governor06/story/8049298p-7942233c.html #16 - Posted by: Damian G. on August 31, 2008 12:23 AMDamian dear, They also can't find a perspective without both hands, a sherpa, St. Bernards, a global positioning satellite, a crooked politician and several biased, bigoted, journalists. #17 - Posted by: seanmahair on August 31, 2008 12:40 AMContraceptives are a sin and that is why Palin and all Feminists for Life members are 100% opposed to all birth control. Contraceptives should be stripped from our store shelves and barred from public use. There is no difference between contraceptives and abortion and every good pentecostal Christian like Sarah Palin knows this. #18 - Posted by: Thom on August 31, 2008 12:49 AMChina has had a '1 child' policy for some time now. If Palin's 'troopergate' was 1/10th as sordid as Bill and Hillary's troopergate in Arkansas, It might make a good story. I think Palin will definately tone down any Republican tendency to jump on the Global Warmongering band-wagon. Correction: #18, I am no expert on Feminist For Life (FFL), but a simple google search shows that "Preconception issues including abstinence and contraception are outside of our mission." Here's the link in FFL's FAQ page - http://www.feministsforlife.org/FAQ/index.htm#contraception The scandal is nothing much but I don't think McCain's gamble is going to work. There isn't enough time for the public to get to know an unknown like Palin and there is lots of disinformation out there that the Democrats can use to create confusion about the ticket. The public has had lots of time to learn about Obama and most of the Obama scandals were diffused in the campaign against Hillary. On the plus side could we see Palin run for president in 2012? #22 - Posted by: SteveLP on August 31, 2008 08:08 AMThis showed up on one of my gun forums. Little known facts about Sarah Palin 1.) Sarah Palin isn’t allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they’re afraid she’ll use it to kill liberals. 2.) Sarah Palin once one a competitive eating contest by devouring three live caribou. 3.) Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth. 4.) Sarah Palin will pry your Klond**e bar from your cold dead fingers. 5.) Sarah Palin pick retroactively makes the theme of #DNC08 “Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead” 6.) Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk. 7.) Sarah Palin drives a Zamboni to work ( Actually, she walks ) 8.) Sarah Palin was kicked off Survivor for killing a man and eating his entrails. 9.) Sarah Palin is actually Kaiser Sose 10.) Sarah Palin can divide by zero 11.) Sarah Palin can read EBCDIC 12.) Sarah Palin is the only woman who can make Tony Romo WIN a playoff. 13.) Sarah Palin would have just had an Eagle drop the Ring into Mount Doom. 14.) The Arctic Circle runs through Alaska so the Sun can have some relief from Sarah Palin’s bright glare 15.) Sarah Palin will send Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against Kung Fu Death Grip. 16.) If placed into Schroedinger’s experiment, both Sarah Palins remain alive. 17.) Sarah Palin scares Chuck Norris. 18.) Sarah Palin poses more danger of creating world-destroying black holes than the Large Hadron Collidor 19.) Sarah Palin got Tom Brady pregnant, and then left him 20.) Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines. 21.) Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are. 22.) Sarah Palin wears glasses lest her uncontrollable optic blasts slaughter everyone. 23.) Sarah Palin’s son is going to Iraq after the Surge, because a Palin during the Surge would have been unfair. 24.) Sarah Palin is the “other” whom Yoda spoke about. 25.) Sarah Palin holds the world record for swimming the Bering Strait. Covered in OIL 26.) When Sarah Palin says "jump", Jack Bauer asks "How high and when can I come down, Ma'am" 27.) Sarah Palin was not flown to Ohio in charter jet- she ran as part of morning workout 28.) Sarah Palin's husband finished 4th last year in a 2,000 mile snowmobile race...w/ a broken arm 29.) Sarah Palin does not believe in using a hyphen. 30.) Sarah Palin introduced the foxtrot to Papua New Guinea 31.) Sarah Palin accomplished in two years as Governor the kind of change that Obama talks about...but has never actually done 32.) Sarah Palin once bit the head off a live Osprey snatched from the air as it tried to fly off with a fish she caught 33.) We can rebuild Sarah Palin. We have the technology. 34.) Sarah Palin uses seal fat makeup 35.) Sarah Palin made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. 36.) Sarah Palin made Pi = 3 37.) Sarah Palin hunts, ice fishes, eats mooseburger, rides snowmobiles, has run a marathon, and owns a float plane. 38.) Sarah Palin has often played Tina Fey's body double. 39.) Bill Belichick has been taping Sarah Palin for years. 40.) Sarah Palin can catch salmon swimming upstream with her teeth. 41.) Corrupt Republicans and Democrats?: The Sarah Palin Hawk eats them from Alaska's soil, and regurgitates them in the mouths of hungry children I will admit that I wasn't immediately overly impressed with McCains choice. However, as I watch the Obama camp go into complete meltdown over it, it looks much better. McCain has demonstrated effectively that he is firmly inside Obama's OODA loop. This puts a whole new light on the congratulatory ad to Obama. The "tomorrow, we will be back at it" line is almost as good as Fred Thompson's "look into it" advice to Mike Moore. The response of the Obamatrons is strangely reminiscent of the wildly successful actions of the ronulan/paulbots. So, FrankJ, have you figured out the key words needed to attract this entertaining group to come to your site en masse? #24 - Posted by: Burt on August 31, 2008 12:41 PM#23 they are from www/palinfacts.com. a Chuck Norris facts knockoff. Gotta love the trolls. All upset because Palin takes down corrupt people. So much for their wimpy "Speak Truth To Power" bumper stickers. #26 - Posted by: Son of Bob on September 1, 2008 12:45 PMPalin didn't fire the trooper. She fired a higher-up person who wouldn't fire the trooper. It isn't about the trooper firing. It is about a power abuse by Palin thinking she can just fire anyone she wants for any reason. It's pretty serious and it will stay in the news but it won't cost the GOP the election. It's the fact that she is bizarre and a radical right-wing figure that will cost the GOP the election. She's also a total redneck and most people hate stupid redneck losers. Good luck winning this one gop. #27 - Posted by: ExceedinglyCoolDood on September 1, 2008 08:14 PM#27 - ExceedinglyCoolDood (not conceited much, are we?) 'most people hate stupid redneck losers' Sorry Bucky, but you don't speak for 'most people'. I recommend counselling, or better yet; get a real job, an apartment of your own, a car, and a girlfriend - in that order. There may be hope for you yet! Post a comment
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