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September 02, 2008
Fred Thompson Tonight!
Posted by Frank J. at 09:01 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (25)

Palin tomorrow!

It's do or die time.

Rating: 4.7/5 (51 votes cast)

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25 Responses To "Fred Thompson Tonight!"

I hope he still is given the 20+ minutes to speak.
Obama on O'Reilly this Thursday I also eagerly await.

#1 - Posted by: erg on September 2, 2008 09:08 PM

Its not actually going to so much as a speech as a hippie execution.

#2 - Posted by: AR on September 2, 2008 09:44 PM

Other than the fact that he needed a glass of water, it was great speech. I was riveted by his description of McCain's P.O.W. experience.

#3 - Posted by: RedWhiteAndTrue on September 3, 2008 12:14 AM

Dude, Fred!s speech totally rocked!

He had some awesome lines about Obama, Hilary, and the whole f'n democrat congress. Somebody remind me again how we ended up with McCain instead of Fred! as our nominee.

#4 - Posted by: Ernie Loco on September 3, 2008 12:16 AM

That's the first time I've seen Fred get really cranked up. I mean, the man crapped terrorists, Russians, Chinese, Obama, Congress, Democrats and the slimeball media all at once !! Way to go Fred Thompson!

#5 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 3, 2008 12:23 AM

All the MSM's made a point of cutting away or coming to it half way through....He got pretty much the same treatment tonight that he got during the primary.
Only difference being that Carl Cameron wasn't able to create a rumor in the Fox newsroom this time to convince them to ignore Fred.
Someday, maybe on your deathbed Carl Cameron, you will meet me and then you will pay.

#6 - Posted by: TBinSTL on September 3, 2008 12:24 AM

...Oh yes, you. will. pay.

#7 - Posted by: TBinSTL on September 3, 2008 12:25 AM

DVRed the speeches (soccer practice tonight) Fred was amazing. Like Jimmy said....never saw Fred so on fire! I had a little tear going when he was speaking of JM's POW experience.

Obama finally agreed to be on OReilly? Really? That'll be interesting....guess they really are sh...ing biscuits over Palin!

#8 - Posted by: PammyV on September 3, 2008 12:40 AM

I know he had a claw hammer behind that podium. I heard Olbermann make fun of Fred. I wonder if Fred will let him live. I hope not.

#9 - Posted by: GlockGirl26 on September 3, 2008 12:57 AM

My favorite comment of the night (so far) is by poster "maddog" over at little green footballs...

"The Obama bounce is when Fred Thompson dribbled him around the court prior to shooting a 3 pointer with him."

#10 - Posted by: jules on September 3, 2008 01:07 AM

If we'd seen more of that fire during the primaries, we'd be talking about Republican candidate Fred Thompson instead of McCain right now.

#11 - Posted by: Son of Bob on September 3, 2008 01:09 AM

This sums up Fred Thompson's speech nicely! What an amazing speech!

#12 - Posted by: Ed on September 3, 2008 01:16 AM

I thought Fred Thompson sucked tonight. He seems kind of gay to me - like he is trying to be extra macho to cover up for the fact that he secretly wants to make out with a hot man like Barack Obama.

#13 - Posted by: Anglo on September 3, 2008 01:22 AM

#12, that website is quite the pile of human feces. Oh, hey! I know what, #13! Have a nice trip to Uranus.

#14 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 3, 2008 01:30 AM

Jimmy, have you noticed how queer the trolls are lately?

#15 - Posted by: Son of Bob on September 3, 2008 01:41 AM

Yes, Son of Bob, I have. Not only that, it's like a great number of people have some kind of mental illness that's different this election. Is it the young, liberal, public school brainwashed, narcissistic generation preoccupied with themselves? Me-thinks we have a generation ready to buy-in to socialism or perhaps even communism.

#16 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 3, 2008 01:50 AM

Y'know it's sad. I don't watch TV much, but I had to watch Fred! and I thought I'd have to sit thru' Rape Gurney Joe's homily too.

So Mrs Bod had to suffer. We dutifully sat thru' the end of Chimpy's (very odd, and literally remote) monolog and then Fred came on like a thunderbolt from Zeus. Now, Mrs Bod said, "Holy shit! Who's that? I want HIM as the candidate!".

All I could do was wince and say "Yeah, I know of a lot of people who agree".

I'd hoped he was going to do something more useful with his hands, like ripping the arms off a pile of hippies, but as you know, that didn't pan out - so we both watched Joe tear into his Donk buddies.

"They'll never forgive him, will they?" She asked.

I think she's right.

#17 - Posted by: Bod on September 3, 2008 02:03 AM

Jim and Son of Bob,

As vegetarianism became more and more vogue, and precious people also became more and more lactose intolerant, the fringe left went vegetarian. It all started back in the late 60s/early 70s.

They fed their poor sons soy products instead of meat and milk. Soy is high in estrogen.

The current batch of trolls are but products of this extended madness. Dosed with estrogen during all their formative years, they went gay.

With all the global warming bullpoop being bandied about as fact, many self conscious earth first types are also giving up meat 'cause they think its carbon footprint is too high. They go veg, the boys get raised on soy, too - it's like a mini epidemic.

Hope that helps.

#18 - Posted by: on September 3, 2008 02:42 AM

Jim and Son of Bob,

As vegetarianism became more and more vogue, and precious people also became more and more lactose intolerant, the fringe left went vegetarian. It all started back in the late 60s/early 70s.

They fed their poor sons soy products instead of meat and milk. Soy is high in estrogen.

The current batch of trolls are but products of this extended madness. Dosed with estrogen during all their formative years, they went gay.

With all the global warming bullpoop being bandied about as fact, many self conscious earth first types are also giving up meat 'cause they think its carbon footprint is too high. They go veg, the boys get raised on soy, too - it's like a mini epidemic.

Hope that helps.

#19 - Posted by: Marie on September 3, 2008 02:43 AM

I get so excited when Fred's brings that red meat. Come on everyone let's all of us manly men here get ourselves a big pile and wrestle in support of Fred Thompson!

#20 - Posted by: WilliamSleddFan! on September 3, 2008 02:57 AM

Men in gucci loafers turn me on ... especially when they are blustering and pontificatin and sounding like Foghorn Leghorn .... \"I Say... I Say.... Give me a small town woman any day over them panicky gay urban dwellers.\" \"That fine lady can field dress a moose\" as if anyone gives a shit.

She\'s the Caribou Queen and her future son is a f***ing redneck - says so right there on his f***ing myspace page.

=========================
On his MySpace page, Johnston boasts, \"I\'m a f - - -in\' redneck\" who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.

\"But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s- - - and just f - - -in\' chillin\' I guess.\"

\"Ya f - - - with me I\'ll kick [your] ass,\" he added.

He also claims to be \"in a relationship,\" but states, \"I DON\'T WANT KIDS.\"
=========================

LOL - well too bad Levi you silly swear-happy redneck you got one now!! Levi for president!

#21 - Posted by: BobbyT on September 3, 2008 03:11 AM

Marie...EXACTLY!

#22 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 3, 2008 07:29 AM

I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss the quality of trolls we had around here when Ron Paul was pretending to run for POTUS. These here lately (especially the fags) have been sort of...disappointing. I don't even get mad at them any more. I just sort of feel sorry for them.

BobbyT, do you have a life? Seriously dude (or dudette, or genderally confused individual, I don't give a damn), you just put up a diatribe that I'm sure took you at least twenty minutes to type (you have to worry about being quiet down there in the basement, don't want to disturb your parents, do you?) about STALKING A VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE'S CHILD. Yes, that is correct: stalking. Do you seriously have nothing better to do than peruse someone's MySpace page that you don't even know, and then come on a conservative blog to post, merely so you can have your balls/ovaries/whatever you want handed to you?

You disgust me.

#23 - Posted by: Joseph on September 3, 2008 08:50 AM

Wow, #21, I totally didn't know all that!!1! I'm not sure who 'Levi' is, but you say he's a redneck?!!! That's the most terrible thing I've ever heard! I'm totally not voting for him for President.

Oh wait, he's not running for President? Oh. But his girlfriend is going out with a redneck, AND she's pregnant!!?!!1! I'm totally not voting for her for President either! Ha, like some 17 year old girl is gonna be able to run this country anyways! Thanks for bringing this to my attention; now I know not to vote for 17 year olds.

Oh, and your post was absolutely brilliant and not difficult to read at all. I totally didn't just skip it because it looked like it had been typed by a retarded monkey. Dynamite commenting skills!!!1!

#24 - Posted by: Ernie Loco on September 3, 2008 12:41 PM

I've changed my mind about Universal Health Care.
Universal Mental Health Care, that is!
These trolls are Insane!
Call the nice young men in their clean white coats - They need to take them away!

On the other hand, the lack of coherent thought, repetative use of catch-phrases, and machine-like volume of the comments leads me to suspect that these missives are being generated without the aid of human intervention.
Some dweebs have created an Artificial Stupidity System (A.S.S.?) and unleashed it on the internet!
That way they can feel connected to the political process without cutting into their porn-hunting time.
It'd be hard to prove conclusively, but it makes more sense than their brain-dead comments!

#25 - Posted by: 4 of 7 on September 3, 2008 08:56 PM
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