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September 03, 2008
lolterizt! Part 62
Since the Democrat convention was last week and the internet is full of their pictures, next Tuesday (9-9) will be the long-awaited loldemcrt! version. Caption up your favorite pic of your least favorite liberal and submit to lolterizt-at-gmail.com Meanwhile, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
Two from DamnCat: 
Two from Hart of That Hero:
PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank. 4 Responses To "lolterizt! Part 62"
Of topic, but... A good friend sent me this: The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of His head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000. The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked Out with $96,000. The third one a Mustang officer, a former grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, 'From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.' It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two Officers had received.. But the old Mustng insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a Medical Officer. The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Mustang to 'drop 'em,' which He did... The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Mustangs weenie and began to work back. Dear Lord!' he suddenly exclaimed, 'Where Are your testicles?' The old Mustang calmly replied, 'Vietnam' #1 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 3, 2008 02:36 PMDamnCat, that Bufftima one was pretty good. #2 - Posted by: on September 3, 2008 02:56 PMPic #2 - the man on the right is actually an Armenian bishop in the formal attire. Not a terrorist, but a Christian bishop. There are many Armenians in Iran, so be nice to them!! #3 - Posted by: mykidsmommy on September 3, 2008 06:33 PMMy apologies to the Armenian bishop. I selected this pic because it featured the terrorist on the left, and the bishop got dragged in as collateral damage. #4 - Posted by: Harvey on September 3, 2008 10:45 PMPost a comment
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