Sarah so far has been the best VP possible. Liberals look at her and say "Hey! she's not Qualified to be president." Now work experience actualy matters to them after 2 years of hope and change.

And you respond "You're right! For a Republican she is under experienced. But Even then she still has more executive experience than Obama and Biden."

And now the thought slowly comes to them.. "Wow, we have seriously screwed the pooch on this one. The conservitives were right, Obama is an empty suit. We're done for!!!"

Hey I heard from a VERY reliable source (US Weekly) that Sarah wants to make healthcare and education illegal!@!!!!! Typical repubilcans want to keep everyone stupid so they can keep winning elections1!!!!

I like the plan to agree with the absurdities and act convinced. This is similar to my method of handling panhandlers. WThey approach, hand outstretched, and say, "Got any spare change?" I look them straight in the eyes and respond, "No thanks, you need it more than I do." Then if they don't look confused and stop, I add, "Thanks anyway. That was a very generous offer." This works on all but the most intoxicated beggars. For those, I take a quick step or two sideways while pointing over their shoulder behind them and gasping, "Oh my GOD - look out!" This usually gets me plenty of time to walk away.

Why am I comparing those who make retarded comments and drunk beggars? "Oh my GOD - look out!"

I'll give it a try.

ATTTTENTION RIGHT WINGERSSSS1111111!!!! PALIN WILL BE EAGLESTON!!!!!1111 eAGLETON11111111 mcCAIN/EAGLETON '0811111!!!!!!

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RON PAUL!1

Conservatives will be forced to wander the land as ronin, righting wrongs and cutting taxes when we see them,

You gotta admit it sounds kinda cool...

Well, that looks nice, Lurker. I LOL'd at your four LOL's, if you know what I mean.

Actually, Frank, most of the Ron Paul trolls were humorless, die-hard Libertarian purists with their heads in a foreign policy bucket. The trolls you're getting now are misbehaving adolescents by comparison.

Frank... how can you command such unatural behavior? It's like like.... telling the sun not shine, telling the stars not to glitter, telling islamists not to behead stuff.

Why dont you just tell me to unload my guns or stop punching hippies? Sheesh!

You Republicans! Everybody know your pretending that acceptation, what else you can do?, your party has not any one better than her. What a petty!. You talking about the experience she has running the small town?, what about running her family?, I like the older daughter diploma!, but, I suggest you to be prepared for your"Empty-Suit President", that is your opinion, who care about it? Only another rep-
tile....! sorry! republican.

Yeah, TerribleTroy! Good luck stopping people like ussjimmycarter from ripping-off heads and shoving them up people's asses! I mean, that's the most natural act in the conservative blogosphere. And we only get it here at IMAO.

(fake conversation, obviously...)

Jimmy: "Hi! My name is Jimmy, and I troll for trolls. I'm gonna act like a complete dickweed only to run like hell from the likes of real men! Oh, noes. Here comes ussjimmycarter. He's gonna rip my head off and shove it up my... aarrrrrrrssssssee! Help me!"

ussjimmycarter: "I've had enough of you dickweeds." Rip. "I'm gonna put this away for safekeeping." Insertion sound.

Crowd goes wild.

I hear and obey, Ronin Master.

Translation #8
// Everyone knows you are pretending (not a clue for the next clause), but what else can you do?//

Well you got the comma and question mark in the right place so either you are a graduate of one of our first rate urban school systems or you're from afar. Not a criticism just, simply trying to help.

Everyday in every way I'm getting better and better. Mwahhahahahhah.

I'm with WAL in #5, life as a wandering ronin sounds totally cool! Any job where I get to run around with a katana sounds good to me.

And in order to comply with Frank's decree:

Yes, #8 you're totally right! I couldn't understand what you were trying to say, but you're absolutely right, Sarah Palin's only experience comes from being mayor of a small town. And that in no way compares with Obama's experience he gained by running for President for the past 2 years! And Sarah Palin's daughter is pregnant?! Well I was gonna vote Republican, but if the Republican VP nominee's daughter is pregnant now I'm totally voting for Obama! You've utterly convinced me with your eloquent and logical post.

I second what #12 said to you #8!
(Even though I'm pretty sure you did that for laughs just to see who'd agree with you, "Oberreuter"? LOL.)

Obama is pathetic he keeps saying Hope and Change. That is like some sort of brain wash chant or something. I've never people so mystified by someone like they are with Obama it is so creepy. The Vp is actually a better candidate than McCain, Obama, and Biden.

Natasha with an "i"?

Foolish racist crackers! Your obedience to the heretic FrankJ will be your undoing!

McCain/Palin aren't real conservatives! Your choice is between relying on My mercy when I have you exterminated, and McCain/Palin turning the U.S. into North Mexico!

Your only option now is to kill yourselves rather than watch your precious racist, imperialist country destroyed before your very eyes!

Hey, I live in part of the former North Mexico. It is now called "Texas" and we don't take kindly to the idea of your false options. How about we give you a lost election and let you try again later?

Frank, that is an illegal order and I for one will not obey

This game is even more fun to play at left blogs. Agree with them, and add just a *dash* more crazy. See how crazy you can get before they realize they're being parodied.*

*Preliminary tests indicate this may require infinite crazy.

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