So now IMAO stands for:

In My Ambivalent Opinion?

A great Fred Thompson speech would make Anglo want to have Fred's babies.

Just because Anglo thinks Obamas hot and wants to make out with him doesn't mean anyone else does. One should not assume others have the same purient desires as they do.

Just saying.

Oh and if you can't recognize sarcasm, this really is not the place for you.

Just because Anglo thinks Obamas hot and wants to make out with him doesn't mean anyone else does. One should not assume others have the same purient desires as they do.

Just saying.

Oh and if you can't recognize sarcasm, this really is not the place for you.

I voted for Fred Thompson in the Republican primary in Texas, weeks after he dropped out of his campaign. That is how magnificent he is.

I also one walked ten miles to school in the snow, just to be able to tell my kids decades later that I had to do so, without telling them a lie.

How are these two things connected? They are both true, and I did both so I could brag about them.

So I can understand Anglo's confusion regarding his feelings while watching Thompson speak. But I still have to suppress a chuckle over it.

Well, Anglo has a point. Men everywhere want to make out with Barack Obama, even virile, sperm-driven, baby-making, hetero men. They're abandoning their wives and girlfriends in droves to pursue that Barack "tingle" up their legs and all the way to the fountain of their manliness.

Frank, I can't do this.

Oh, I get it. You're shooting for the all-time low ratings score - trying to beat out Cadet Happy. You're so reckless.

Wait, I'm supposed to agree with these freak jobs? Screw that! Find someone else to do your dirty work, Frank!

"Valid." You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I think the word you're looking for, Frank, is "vapid." As in, "Anglo raises some vapid points."

New IMAO motto: Where trolls are well-fed

Look, maybe we should think about it. Angelo brings up a point. She said Fred looked gay. We don't know her back ground. Maybe she's been in prison for the last 10 years. I'm sure the women in prison with the most "Bitches" act like Fred.

This also brings up another point. If Fred demeanor is like that of a lesbian prisoner, do we want that mentality as a society? I seem to notice a serious flaw in the Conservative movement. Am I, Big Richard, a Lesbian?

The other part of the point was about making out with Obama (In this scenario the prison "Bitch"). From all the movies that I stole from my uncle when I was 13, the "Prison Bitch" is usually a good woman with a big Heart, who was thrown into prison for a crime she didn't commit (like 38 times in the sequels). She’s usually taken advantage of by the tougher girls. This seems like Obama. He's had a hard life growing up in Hawaii and going to Harvard and all. But she always persevered. Maybe that is what we should be like. The Liberal Prison Bitch.

Angelo is right. I want the same thing she wants. Free Health Care for all. Tax cuts for the Middle class making minimum wage, not just the rich, and showers with warm water so all five of us don't have to huddle under one nozzle... eventually leading to back rubs... and playing... and (edited for content).

Don't worry Frank. I got your back, yo!

Actually, speaking of comments. This one got my attention (in Kos Kids and the Palin Rumors):

"When groups of people envision incompatible forms of government there can be no resolution but violence. The natural facts are that societies are built on the deaths of men." Oliver Wendall Holmes - SCOTUS

That is how we will end up dealing with the Leftards. So when do we start?

#34 - Posted by: BLC on September 3, 2008 05:45 AM

"[Bear] always in mind that a nation ceases to be republican only when the will of the majority ceases to be the law." Jefferson 1808.

One could read that with a lower case or upper case R. Works either way.

uh is "make-out" a euphemism for stick it in Obama's barnhole ? That would be an escalation from the standard Larry Craig "reach across" the aisle.

I tell ya. That Senate sure is cruisy but behind the times. If elected I would propose replacing their ring clinking and tippy toe telegraph with VOIP.

If in the Senate crapper and you hear what sounds like huge termites chewing through the wood of your stall it is most likely one of those cruisy senators boring a 3 inch hole in your stall. Mind you he plans more than merely peering through this glorious hole he bores!

You are best served to choose the crapper with the armored stall walls. God forbid if you have a bistallic movement.

A good friend sent me this:

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.

The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of His head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked Out with $96,000.

The third one a Mustang officer, a former grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, 'From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.'

It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two Officers had received.. But the old Mustng insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a Medical Officer.

The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Mustang to 'drop 'em,' which He did... The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Mustangs weenie and began to work back. Dear Lord!' he suddenly exclaimed, 'Where Are your testicles?'

The old Mustang calmly replied, 'Vietnam'

HAHA! Nice one, Jimmy.

I'd follow Frank's order, but the satire still keeps me from distinguishing the trolls from the normal people.

"Maybe the speech wasn't as good as I thought."?

Who are you and what have you done with Frank?