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September 03, 2008
Sarah Palin Speech Drinking Game
Palin's speech is coming tonight, and we conservative have a lot of hope that she'll hit it out of the park... and a lot of fear of what happens if she doesn't. To help us calm down, here's an idea for a fun drinking game to go with her speech. SARAH PALIN SPEECH DRINKING GAME RULES You don't have to wait until the speech starts to begin the game. 23 Responses To "Sarah Palin Speech Drinking Game"
Wow Frank, this seems like a great ideeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhz/l nmklczxcdklu9er.... OK, maybe not. #1 - Posted by: AJ on September 3, 2008 10:19 AMPlease, there is no reason to worry about her, and no reason to have a drinking game for her speech, try a drinking game after the speech where every time UberDouche criticizes her for being unpolished, un-veted, inexperienced or trophy VP. You will have to limit your available drink though because alcohol poisoning is a very likely outcome..... #2 - Posted by: Thomas the soon to be very sober on September 3, 2008 10:25 AMStarted this game last night when I found out one of the most socially liberal senators of all time was giving a speech in support of McCain last night. Other than killing Terrorists, what in the world do I want in line with Lieberman? #3 - Posted by: BigRichardSmall on September 3, 2008 10:26 AMWell, I hit myself in the face when I read your marching orders to agree with trolls this morning. Does that count as taking a shot? #4 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 3, 2008 10:30 AMNot sure if you saw this yet: http://www.palinfacts.com/ My favorite one: Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North. #5 - Posted by: RockThrowingPeasant on September 3, 2008 10:33 AMisn't this how her daughter got pregnant? #6 - Posted by: jw on September 3, 2008 11:03 AMBut Frank..... what if I have nerves of steel developed from my years spent as a CIA operative conducting assasinations in service to GOD & Country? Im going to do a shot of beer each times she switches from left to right teleprompters.... a double every time she uses the word "pregnancy" or "Barack Obama". If she use the word "gun" or "firearm" or "NRA".... chug a beer. #7 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on September 3, 2008 11:15 AMGuess I'm stuck being sober tonight, because there is NOTHING about her that makes me nervous. I have complete confidence in SP. I even found my old banana clip (you gals KWIM) and wore my hair up....just like Sarah....when I went to the Walmart the other day! I live in the big city, but I feel my NW small town roots comin' out whenever I see Sarah. I heart Saracuda! (and you boys get your minds out of the gutter, it's not a Chris Matthew/Obama kind of love!) #8 - Posted by: PammyV on September 3, 2008 11:46 AMYou all need to go to Palin facts * every time you feel a tingle running up your leg * every time she says something that makes a media type pee his or her pants. * every time the camera pans to an angry clinger in the audience. #10 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on September 3, 2008 01:18 PMHelp.. . Im' drukn1 #11 - Posted by: Rubeus on September 3, 2008 01:29 PM* everytime you see Palin and have "Hot for Teacher" video flashbacks #12 - Posted by: RockThrowingPeasant on September 3, 2008 01:36 PM* Every time she hammers the Democrats for not drilling: 1 sip of beer * Every time she mentions the surge in Iraq: 2 sips * Every time she gets completely interrupted by "PALIN PALIN PALIN..." chanting: 3 sips * Every time the crowd stops her speech by chanting "USA! USA! USA!...": 1 slug of Scotch * Every time I get goosebumps: 2 slugs * Every time I realize Obama could be President: I pass out. #13 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 3, 2008 02:00 PMIf you're serious about this drinking game idea then you have to know a little more about her... Leiberman wasn't there as a liberal, he was there as the last honest man in the democrat party. #15 - Posted by: George on September 3, 2008 02:58 PMI just hope they have that one guy in the audience again tonight that sounded like Barney from the Simpsons! Did anyone else hear him? It sounded like someone had started the drinking game a day early. Husband and I were laughing our butts off with every "RrrAAAUGHhhhhh! YEAAAYYYYYHHHH," that we hear above the rest of the audience. [That guy was driving me crazy. -Ed.] #16 - Posted by: Lokidoki on September 3, 2008 03:11 PMLast night, I wondered if anyone else got annoyed by him. Just a steady stream of identical "Yeeeeeaahhhh!" #17 - Posted by: RockThrowingPeasant on September 3, 2008 04:06 PMThere's so much excitement I feel like we've one already! It won't even matter if Palin has speech trouble tonight. That awful California gay marriage law is as good as gone! I bet Obama is crushed with McCain/Palin getting 55% of the vote. McCain is a genius. #18 - Posted by: Boxer on September 3, 2008 05:30 PMWhen Palin is in the White House compasses will point east and abortion and gay marriage will be federal crimes! And we will finally get creationism taught in schools instead of that evolution crap! And people will finally stop worrying about all that global warming nonsense. #19 - Posted by: Boxer on September 3, 2008 05:36 PMFirst test the whiskie for tunkskicity! #20 - Posted by: Otis on September 3, 2008 06:02 PMWell, according to my calculations, PaleoMedic and I are horribly drunk. Right now! It all came true. #21 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 3, 2008 11:56 PMSarah Palin is fabulous. I think it was okay to be apprehensive, but I had no worries. Sarah's the real deal. She'll knock 'em dead every time. And, I’ve found the perfect (unofficial) theme song(s) for John McCain & Sarah. It’s Jan & Dean: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsHHQGY2_KU Or my fave: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX7X4FovYRA&NR=1 How ‘bout them Dems everybody, think they're done: http://theseedsof9-11.com #22 - Posted by: Peggy McGilligan on September 4, 2008 01:01 AMMan, I'm still recovering from the drinking game during Obama's speech. My friends and I agreed to take a drink every time he said "hope" or "change". I think a few people landed in the hospital from alcohol poisoning. I say think, because I just woke up this morning. The last few days have been a blur... #23 - Posted by: MJ on September 4, 2008 11:52 AMPost a comment
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