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September 04, 2008
Sarah Palin Speech
Posted by Frank J. at 09:19 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (22)

John Hawkins has clipped the best parts from Sarah Palin's speech. What was your favorite part? Mine was the line about the Styrofoam Greek columns.

Rating: 4.6/5 (48 votes cast)

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22 Responses To "Sarah Palin Speech"

"Its sooorta like a community organizer..."

#1 - Posted by: FormerHostage on September 4, 2008 09:28 AM

...it aint a journey of personal discovery.

That would be http://zombo.com

#2 - Posted by: Foz on September 4, 2008 09:38 AM

The part where she quoted Harry Reid saying he couldn't stand McCain: "Ladies and gentlemen, perhaps no accolade we hear this week is better proof that we've chosen the right man."

#3 - Posted by: SonOfOdin on September 4, 2008 09:38 AM

"Turning back the waters and healing the planet"
She said alot of nasty despicable things about Obama, and guess what?? They are all true!!!! Go get em Sarah!!!!

#4 - Posted by: maytag on September 4, 2008 09:46 AM

I didn't catch the little girl licking her hand and smoothing the baby's hair. Sweet moment that hit me as a dad.

Favorite part? I liked:

She's drawn more fire from the Left, which will only make her more appealing to me. The Veep needs to be the scrapper and she can do it without sounding like the drunk uncle at family reunions.

The Obama camp either has to let the slams go or be drawn into fighting the undercard, leaving McCain unscathed. Their current avenues of attack all have bad counterattack possiblity toward Obama.

The media's annointed one has soaring rhetoric. The Republicans delivers great speeches with a distinctly American voice. Love the subtle accent you can hear. Almost waiting for a "Don't cha know" to slip out.

Oh, and no cankles.

#5 - Posted by: RockThrowingPeasant on September 4, 2008 09:57 AM

My favorite part was when she looked right at me and starting slowly unbuttoning her blouse and ...

oh wait...

never mind.

#6 - Posted by: sixpckr on September 4, 2008 10:11 AM


Where to begin?

"There is only one man in this election who has ever really fought for you ... in places where winning means survival and defeat means death ... and that man is John McCain. In our day, politicians have readily shared much lesser tales of adversity than the nightmare world in which this man, and others equally brave, served and suffered for their country."

"We tend to prefer candidates who don't talk about us one way in Scranton and another way in San Francisco."

"The right reason is to challenge the status quo, to serve the common good, and to leave this nation better than we found it."

#7 - Posted by: awtm on September 4, 2008 10:17 AM

Being mayor is soooorta like being a community organizer, except you actually have responsibility

#8 - Posted by: Lynn on September 4, 2008 10:18 AM

My favorite jab? The one about how he's a guy who's written two memoirs but has sponsored no laws. That one had to hurt.

#9 - Posted by: Veeshir on September 4, 2008 12:06 PM

My favorite:

"But we are expected to govern with integrity, good will, clear convictions, and ... a servant's heart.

I pledge to all Americans that I will carry myself in this spirit as vice president of the United States."

That gave me goosebumps.

#10 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 4, 2008 12:20 PM

Frank,

Hate to be an a$$ kisser but I liked the greek temple line best myself as well. She hit a grand slam. RTP's analysis is spot on, too.

#11 - Posted by: Chuck on September 4, 2008 12:36 PM

What's the difference between a hockey-mom and a pitbull? lipstick

#12 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on September 4, 2008 12:40 PM

agree 100% on the lipstick line.

Why? Because last night she was a pit bull. She was momma bear out to tear your throat out for messing with her kids. and good for her.

[crossing my fingers, hoping for a big bounce.]

#13 - Posted by: A.W. on September 4, 2008 12:47 PM

My favorite line was the unheard one backstage: "you have knocked up my daughter and now I'm gonna drag your sorry butt on stage and the entire english-speaking world will know that you can't keep your pants zipped!"

#14 - Posted by: Burt on September 4, 2008 01:00 PM

Paraphasing: Obama has talked about the war, but can't bring himself to talk mention victory except when discussing his campaign.

I think I heard Senator Zero let out an audible grunt from being hit in the gut so hard.

#15 - Posted by: Gabe on September 4, 2008 01:23 PM

My favorite line was the community organizer one. Bout time someone pointed out Obama's utter lack of experience doing anything.

#16 - Posted by: Ernie Loco on September 4, 2008 02:15 PM

"My favorite part was when she looked right at me and starting slowly unbuttoning her blouse and ... "

sixpckr, we may want to keep these thoughts to ourselves. Todd Palin looks like the kinda guy you really do not want to get mad at us. Yeah, she is a babe, but Todd appears to be the kind of guy who knows how to deal with folks who get out of line.

My favorite was her talk about how energy is affected by Russia's actions in Georgia, how it can be affected by terrorist attacks in a Saudi Arabian production facility, and Hugo Chavez. She shot down the whole "no foreign policy experience" meme down in flames, so easily, so effortlessly, that the DNC has to be scared out of their Depends.

McCain, you magnificient bastard. Keeping your pick under wraps, (out of respect for Obama) and letting the MSM go nuts for the last 5 days, made her the most effective candidate rollout in history.

Maverick/'Cuda '08

#17 - Posted by: drakon2 on September 4, 2008 02:36 PM

I thought the comments on voting present were a deal breaker. You can't vote present as a president.

#18 - Posted by: Carolynp on September 4, 2008 04:21 PM

Putting the luxury plane on Ebay. That cracked me up.

And Piper! She almost stole the show.

#19 - Posted by: Corona on September 4, 2008 06:15 PM

It's hard to say what part was my favorite, as I think it was all great. The "pit bull" line got a laugh out of me though.

Great blog here, by the way. I think I've found a second home.

#20 - Posted by: TexianWoman on September 4, 2008 10:47 PM

I have three favorites:
1. "In politics, there are some candidates who use change to promote their careers, and then there are those, like John McCain, who use their careers to promote change."
2. "My fellow citizens, the American presidency is not supposed to be a journey of personal discovery." (Talking about Obama)
3. "What does he actually seek to accomplish after he's done turning back the waters and healing the planet?" (Of course, also about Obama)


#21 - Posted by: mykidsmommy on September 5, 2008 01:28 AM

Too many to list but I loved when she talked about servanthood, how McCain is the only one who has ever really fought for us, and how she addressed parents of special needs kids. Oh and every single hit she took at O made me giddy.

#22 - Posted by: Sulamie on September 6, 2008 05:11 AM
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