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September 05, 2008
Head Trauma
Posted by Frank J. at 09:27 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (24)

I said we should get them helmets, but you guys didn't listen to me and now, after the Palin speech, they're banging their heads against things and getting head injuries at an alarming rate. Look what Kos posted yesterday:

Jesus was a community organizer and Pontius Pilate was a governor.

The retarded monkeys in the comments think this is a genius line and they need to spread it everywhere quick, with only two or three of them having the self-awareness to think that maybe it ain't such a great idea.

Hey, Jesus is omnipotent; you think He knows what a community organizer is and whether it counts as an actual job?

Jim Treacher says the memes already spread and suspects astroturfing. I'm thinking a legitimate groundswell of stupidity by panicked nutroots because I actually think the Obama campaign is smart enough to want to put a kibosh on this before it gets out of the loony circles. Yeah, they really want to focus on how the head of their ticket doesn't measure up to McCain's VP pick while adding some more Obama/Jesus comparisons. That's the path to victory!

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So when will they get to the part where Jesus says his kingdom is not of this world?

Does this mean that community organizers are preaching some form of religion as their primary job?

#1 - Posted by: The brain on September 5, 2008 10:32 AM

What you're missing here Frank is perspective. The Kossack perspective is alternatively;

1. Jesus was some nutjob religious fanatic who thought he could take over the world one group of ignorant peasants at a time. He miscalculated badly but his followers still thirsting for power kept his deviant teaching alive and thus destroyed the future of the world.

2. Jesus was an nice but very misguided fellow who did good by accident, but was either Manic-Depressive or Schizophrenic

#2 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 5, 2008 10:32 AM

Since when do the Kos Kids believe in Jesus?

#3 - Posted by: SonOfOdin on September 5, 2008 10:37 AM

Oh and we should pity them because those that have embraced the "Obama's as good as Jesus" line have sold their everlasting souls to the devil. And eternity is a really, really, really long time. Even longer than all three Lord of the Rings, X Men, all the Harry Potter's and all the Star Trek movies.

It's even longer than "An Inconvenient Truth". Talk about Hell.

#4 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 5, 2008 10:37 AM

How about "David was a governor, and Goliath was a community organizer"?

#5 - Posted by: on September 5, 2008 10:38 AM

That last one was mine

#6 - Posted by: D-Rock on September 5, 2008 10:38 AM

I didn't know Jesus spent his time doing shakedowns and registering dead people to vote.

[Why do you think he resurrected Lazarus? -Ed.]

#7 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on September 5, 2008 11:03 AM

How about this for a slogan --

Palin for VP -- because killing terrorists is more fun than killing caribou!

#8 - Posted by: Room 237 on September 5, 2008 11:15 AM

I really like :

Palin for VP; The Puck Stops Here.

#9 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 5, 2008 11:50 AM

Imagine the confusion right now in the minds of Kos readers, trying to figure out who the hell Jesus and Pontius Pilate are.

Most will probably assume that the post must refer to a migrant worker and a rap star they never heard of...

#10 - Posted by: Son of Bob on September 5, 2008 12:01 PM

Yeah Jesus organized the Jewish community alright... into an angry mob that demanded He be brutally murdered in front of their eyes. If that's what Obama wants, who are we to deny him the same privilege?

#11 - Posted by: RedWhiteandTrue on September 5, 2008 12:53 PM

Jesus was a community organizer and Pontius Pilate was a governor.

You know, if you switched time and location, you could say the same thing about Charles Manson and Ronald Reagan.

#12 - Posted by: WAL on September 5, 2008 01:30 PM

and Barry is the B.O. Messiah! hey sanna ho sanna ...sana sana dana

#13 - Posted by: Freemon Sandlewould on September 5, 2008 02:11 PM

The Joker was a community organizer.

#14 - Posted by: cirby on September 5, 2008 03:57 PM

One dead rabble rouser and the Guv went back to Rome where they had lotsa Italian girls and wine and great free shows at the Coliseum.

I'd rather be the Governor instead of gettin my ass whipped and then nailed to a RR tie!

#15 - Posted by: Jerry on September 5, 2008 05:45 PM

Well that governor is dead and the "rabble rouser" isn't.
Why doesn't God smite people anymore?

#16 - Posted by: RightWingTink on September 5, 2008 08:34 PM

Can you imagine the carnage RWT? People would be keeling over left, right and sideways. Truthfully there might not be enough people to make up a bridge party.

I am personally glad God has patience, 'cause I am so not perfect. However the occasional "boot to the head" might be helpful. Knock the BB in the hole and all.

#17 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 5, 2008 09:08 PM

#4 - seanmahair,
OK, An Inconvenient Truth is suitable, but those other movies are too good for hell!

#18 - Posted by: 4 of 7 on September 5, 2008 11:23 PM

ROFL Seanmahair! My hubby is fond of saying, "You're gonna be dead a whole lot longer than you're gonna be alive. You sure you don't want to rethink some stuff?"
Outside of the whole shock at the heretical thing, maybe this would be a great place for a random name generator? was a community organizer and was a governor.

#19 - Posted by: carolynp on September 6, 2008 12:31 AM
... He [Obama] told Kellman that he feared community organizing would never allow him "to make major changes in poverty or discrimination." To do that, he said, "you either had to be an elected official or be influential with elected officials." In other words, Obama believed that his chosen profession was getting him nowhere, or at least not far enough. Personally, he might end up like his father; politically, he would fail to improve the lot of those he was trying to help.

And so, Obama told Kellman, he had decided to leave community organizing and go to law school. Kellman, who was already thinking of leaving organizing himself, found no reason to argue with him. "Organizing," Kellman tells me, as we sit in a Chicago restaurant down the street from the Catholic church where he now works as a lay minister, "is always a lost cause." Obama, circa late 1987, might or might not have put it quite that strongly. But he had clearly developed serious doubts about the career he was pursuing.

#20 - Posted by: Neo on September 6, 2008 01:59 AM

It's been handled over at SondraK.com:
www.sondrak.com/index.php/weblog/okay_ill_play/

#21 - Posted by: DougM on September 6, 2008 11:45 AM

seanmahair~ Yeah, carnage. I know. *sigh*
It's not that I have an inborn desire to see people smited (smote?), I'd just like them to understand that God isn't someone to be trifled with. I think some lightning or a Pythonesque foot outta do it.

#22 - Posted by: RightWingTink on September 6, 2008 02:59 PM

Well that Governor whipped him good and proper. Will this messiah rise again politically speaking after being whipped by the governess and old guy.


I hope not.

#23 - Posted by: Rignerd on September 6, 2008 07:34 PM

Hitler atrted as a community organizer and FDR was a governor.

#24 - Posted by: on September 8, 2008 11:08 AM
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