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September 05, 2008
Don't Make Fun of Community Organizers
Posted by Frank J. at 11:15 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (38)

Everyone seems to be making fun of community organizers, but I want you to take a look at a few communities that didn't have community organizers and see what happened to them:

* Sodom and Gomorrah: Smote by God.

* Chicago, 1871: Set on fire by a cow.

* Atlantis: So disorganized by lack of a community organizer that people even forgot where it is.

* Rome: What caused the fall of the Roman Empire? They got rid of their community organizer.

* The Ewok Village: Occupied by a rebel alliance and forced into a war that didn't concern them.

* Gotham City: Terrorized by a guy dressed like a clown and the only one to turn to is some wacko dressed like a bat.

If only these communities had an Al Sharpton, think how much better off they'd be.

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38 Responses To "Don't Make Fun of Community Organizers"

So, is Oprah a community organizer?

#1 - Posted by: Son of Bob on September 5, 2008 11:45 AM

Let's not forget what community organizers have brought us:

The Black Plague- you didn't think an illness could get that big on it's own. After all who contracted the rats.

The Salem Witch Trials-too bizarre and organized to be random.

The San Francisco Earthquake- now there was some serious organization (Obamessiah style)

The French Revolution- now these were organizers of an exalted state. First they got rid of the aristocracy, then they got rid of their leadership at least four times. No sooner did one group get in power than the one underneath it was hauling the top dogs off to the guillotine Talk about efficiency. Until Napoleon came along they were organizing themselves right out or existence.

Let's here it for community organizers..... yeah?

#2 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 5, 2008 11:48 AM

I had to read #2's comment several times before I got it. Then I laughed. You are on fire, woman.

#3 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 5, 2008 12:21 PM

I think it's important to give recognition to one of the biggest community organizers of all time:

Gulliver!
And he wasn't just big in Lilliput; rumor has it he was also huge in Japan. But who isn't?

#4 - Posted by: AlanABQ on September 5, 2008 12:23 PM

community organizers are rabble rousers and nothing more.

The dude is a commie bastard!

"what's yours is ours and what's mine is mine"

#5 - Posted by: Bubba on September 5, 2008 12:37 PM

I hate community organizers like the Red Cross, Churches and those other freaks help the poor.

Lets crush every non-profit that helps disabled people, unemployed people and the poor!!!

Crush them all.

The only good community orgaizers are the KKK.

Love this site... never met so many like-minded folks who hate as much as I do.

[So what do you like best about the KKK? The alliteration? -Ed.]

#6 - Posted by: John Michelson on September 5, 2008 12:42 PM

Uh oh; looks like someone missed the point. This may just be a guess, #6, but you wouldn't happen to be a leftard, would you? It's generally a giveaway whenever a troll starts to equate conservatives with the groups they're least likely to associate with, but it's been so long since we've had a dissenting opinion here that I can't tell if you're serious or not.

By all means, feel free to elaborate.

#7 - Posted by: AlanABQ on September 5, 2008 12:49 PM

Doncha love comments that can be taken either way? What about the Italian Mafia? Or the Russian Mafia? Or the Crips and Bloods? Or the Skinheads? They organize their communities.

"In the end, it matters less that you can fight. What you fight for is the real test." - John McCain

#6 is a troll.

#8 - Posted by: Pinky on September 5, 2008 12:56 PM

AlanABQ,

He's clearly a Leftard. The first tip-off was when he defended the KKK. Libs love the KKK - Former grand wizard Byrd is among the most exhaulted heroes of the Democrat party.

The other tip-off was his ignorance of what churches and the Red Cross actually do, as athiests don't know about churches. They don't "organize" people, they offer assistance to people who request it.

#9 - Posted by: Son of Bob on September 5, 2008 01:00 PM

I know it was a troll. It's just fun being facetious about their copious amounts of ignorant comments.

#10 - Posted by: AlanABQ on September 5, 2008 01:25 PM

They had a ex-community organizer on the radio the other day. The guy said his only job was basically a low level peon for the Chicago democrat party bosses. Community Organizers are basically just the guys who knock on your door, and ask if you are a democrat. If yes, they make sure you remember you need to put the crack pipe down, and go out and vote for the democratic ticket. It's just a fancy name for a door knocker.

#11 - Posted by: Marvin on September 5, 2008 01:51 PM

If any one is interested in what show the guy was on, it was Schmidt.

#12 - Posted by: Marvin on September 5, 2008 01:52 PM

#11 - thank you.

Yeah, so, we can look back on President Obama's great career and remember where he started: as a "low level peon." Seems to me other great leaders started that way, too. Such selflessness must be rewarded with the job of Leader of the Collective!

#13 - Posted by: Bury Obama on September 5, 2008 02:17 PM

I think #6 is secretly very lonely. He just wants to fit in. He's new, so he doesn't understand that he has stepped out of his place. We don't allow new folks to crush large organizations #6 (I haven't been granted permission to crush even small organizations, and I've been here nearly six months!), you got to start small here: start by crushing some hippies and some closet organizers. After a while, someone at the VRWC will notice what a great job you're doing and you'll get promoted to shoe organizers (and hippies). Next year at this time, you could be crushing entire desks and software systems!! Hang in there like minded fellow!

#14 - Posted by: carolynp on September 5, 2008 02:37 PM

Obama calls himself a 'Community Organizer' because 'community' sounds better than 'communist'.

Don't forget- another popular 'community organizer' among the Obama supporters was Che Guevarra.
His communities were organized.
...very organized.

#15 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on September 5, 2008 03:12 PM

Yes, we should all elect Obamuhhhh our God-King because he was such a faubulous community organizer. Why, just look at how successful he was in Chicago!

#16 - Posted by: Master Shake on September 5, 2008 03:27 PM

From InstaPundit:

“What's the difference between Sarah Palin and Barack Obama?”

“One is a well turned-out, good-looking, and let's be honest, pretty sexy piece of eye-candy.

“The other kills her own food.”

Hehehehehe.

#17 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 5, 2008 03:53 PM

I would add the Spanish Inquisition to #2.

#18 - Posted by: on September 5, 2008 03:59 PM

very funny :) especially the Atlantis one hehe

#19 - Posted by: Olive on September 5, 2008 06:05 PM

Woo hoo, go Frank!

#20 - Posted by: JimboBob on September 6, 2008 01:02 AM

Excellent! Finally some born Americans started to get the picture!!!!

I was born and lived 30 years behind the IRON CURTAIN - "community organizer" is a Communist Party Representative whose job is to keep track of everyone in A community. NO one should be his own person and act independent of Communist Party agenda. Everyone who visits you is put on "community organizer's" list of suspects and traced down for investigation.
Community organizer put everyone under his hill for the "common cause and benefit" which in fact is a HORRIBLE LIE.
Everything you have is taking away to be "equally distributed" - in fact the Communists live in mansions and closed neighborhoods as kings - you can't even walk in their "community" and they are NOT ACCOUNTABLE to ANYONE.
You have the RIGHT to FREELY PRAISE their Party BUT if you question their action, ask questions or disagree with them PUNISHMENT is necessary to "protect the common good" If you stay tall Communists KILL YOU.
America has NO CLUE what life was under Lenin, Stalin and all the way until the Berlin Wall came down .... that is the CHANGE You CAN BELIEVE IN!

Give this Barack Hussein Obama time and freedom and America will go backwards CHANGED in what Eastern Europe was in the LAST Century.
This is NOT a joke. This is NOT just another election. This is NOT American Freedom at work - BE WATCHFUL NOT to pass the POINT of NO RETURN.

America will be what RUSSIA was since 1917 ... will take Millions of dead Americans to turn back to the America OFFERED by the Forefathers AND 99% chances are that IT WILL NEVER get back its fredom.

#21 - Posted by: Sabrina on September 6, 2008 01:16 AM

Excellent! Finally some born Americans started to get the picture!!!!

I was born and lived 30 years behind the IRON CURTAIN - "community organizer" is a Communist Party Representative whose job is to keep track of everyone in A community. NO one should be his own person and act independent of Communist Party agenda. Everyone who visits you is put on "community organizer's" list of suspects and traced down for investigation.
Community organizer put everyone under his hill for the "common cause and benefit" which in fact is a HORRIBLE LIE.
Everything you have is taking away to be "equally distributed" - in fact the Communists live in mansions and closed neighborhoods as kings - you can't even walk in their "community" and they are NOT ACCOUNTABLE to ANYONE.
You have the RIGHT to FREELY PRAISE their Party BUT if you question their action, ask questions or disagree with them PUNISHMENT is necessary to "protect the common good" If you stay tall Communists KILL YOU.
America has NO CLUE what life was under Lenin, Stalin and all the way until the Berlin Wall came down .... that is the CHANGE You CAN BELIEVE IN!

Give this Barack Hussein Obama time and freedom and America will go backwards CHANGED in what Eastern Europe was in the LAST Century.
This is NOT a joke. This is NOT just another election. This is NOT American Freedom at work - BE WATCHFUL NOT to pass the POINT of NO RETURN.

America will be what RUSSIA was since 1917 ... will take Millions of dead Americans to turn back to the America OFFERED by the Forefathers AND 99% chances are that IT WILL NEVER get back its fredom.

#22 - Posted by: Sabrina on September 6, 2008 01:16 AM

Sabrina - the greatest flaw in our Constitution is the one and only crack in our Republic: we are still free to distroy ourselves. We are more a "democracy" than a "republic."

Come back often.

#23 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 6, 2008 01:38 AM

Sabrina wrote:

behind the IRON CURTAIN - "community organizer" is a Communist Party Representative whose job is to keep track of everyone in A community.

Sabrina, it means the same thing in America.

People who have experienced the horrors
of communism like you and
Oleg Atabashian of www.thepeoplescube.com
see through the deception of
the American left.

Thank God for you.

#24 - Posted by: Terry_JIm on September 6, 2008 02:01 AM

In Soviet Russia, community organizes you!

#25 - Posted by: blarg on September 6, 2008 02:16 AM

Does the community organizer community have community organizers organizing this knee-jerk defense of community organizers?

#26 - Posted by: George guy on September 6, 2008 03:51 AM

How do you spell organizer?
A C T I V I S T

How do you spell activist (as in Chicago)
B A G M A N

#27 - Posted by: Don L on September 6, 2008 11:01 AM

You have to love the guy on the KOS who diabolically claimed that Jesus was a community organizer.

Wait till he finds out that he's organizing people into two groups goats and sheep (er...no lawyers allowed at the trials either)

#28 - Posted by: Don L on September 6, 2008 11:07 AM

I wonder why the GOP let Palin snark at community organizers in the first place? It may have been funny at the time but what good did it do? Do they think they can attract independents by being snarky? It seems unlikely. It turns out that Palin put her hometown very much in debt as mayor and she also loves earmarks and lied about selling that plane on eBay. She does not sound at all like a fiscal conservative. We need to have her dumped and replaced with Romney. The economy is too important to elect someone as ignorant as Palin. She sounds far more like a religious right choice than a traditional Republican choice.

[No one but weirdo losers even know what a community organizer is. You what a community organizer is. -Ed.]

#29 - Posted by: SethG on September 6, 2008 01:25 PM

It turns out that Palin put her hometown very much in debt as mayor and she also loves earmarks and lied about selling that plane on eBay.

I'm sure this is as accurate as every other rumor you guys have spread over the past week.

Moby.

[She said she put the plane on eBay and she did put the plane on eBay and the Kos Kids are so retarded they think she LIED because the sale from eBay fell through. -Ed.]

#30 - Posted by: WAL on September 6, 2008 02:23 PM

My comments about what a community organizer was in Chicago sounded a lot like how a community organizer works in Communist Russia, according to Sabrina. The only difference is that the democrat community organizer can't actually have you killed, so he just invents a system where he can prevent you from having a job, or receiving social services.

It is weird that the communist and the democrats would deploy a similar system to control the people. It is almost like they studied the same core social philosophies.

#31 - Posted by: Marvin on September 6, 2008 03:46 PM

Connect the dots! If Obama is elected...

- the SCOTUS will be packed with radical left-wing judges effectively repealing the Constitution.

- Obama has said that he would reduce the 'waste' in the military. He would render it impotent! Why do we need 8 nuclear carriers?...

- Obama will raise any and every tax he and his leftist filibuster-proof Congress can raise, sending the economy into a depression. 'Slavery reparations' will be imposed as a means of redistributing wealth to favored organizations.

- The Democrats will re-employ the 'Fairness Doctrine' which will cut off dissent from radio broadcasters leaving him and his henchmen with complete control of news via the current useful idiots in the MSM. America will become a de facto one-party political system. Likewise with the Internet! Gov't licensing of sites and computers & high taxes which will cut off all but an underground of an Internet. Why do you need a computer anyway?

- 'Public Allies' (Google it) and other government sponsored quasi-military 'voluntary' organizations will counterbalance the American military. The C-I-C will appoint his own high ranking officers to lead the military as well. Wesley Clark sound familiar?

- Gun control will be total throughout the US. Confiscation will be employed as one measure of enforcement. The population will be, at least legally, disarmed. The SCOTUS is his and they decide what is Constitutional. The MSM will barely report it in anything but flowery terms.

So now the US is an unarmed mass of 300 million people at the mercy of these 'Public Allies' leftist government groups, probably heavily armed and in control.

- Nationalization of major production not by confiscation but by 'windfall profits' taxation. In other words, the government takes the profits. Period. No messy admin headaches, simply appoint a friendly manager and give him a profit quota! (or else)

I'm sure I left out some dots here.
I find it hard to believe that a slick black hustler who is a nit smarter than the other pusher's and pimps came up with this by himself!

#32 - Posted by: Jerry on September 6, 2008 03:53 PM

You people are seriously making fun of the hard needed work that community organizers do? Have you ever been to a poor community. Let me just say that you people are a bunch of assholes and your vp pick is the biggest, stupidest bitch I have ever seen.
Your crazy, fanatical, inane religious poophead of a pick will never become the vice president of our country. Take that and suck on it. You people are hateful scum buckets.

[That's because we didn't have a community organizer to alphabetize us or whatever they do. -Ed.]

#33 - Posted by: YouareHatefulScum on September 6, 2008 06:26 PM

Liberals. No sense of humor.

#34 - Posted by: George on September 6, 2008 10:05 PM

YouareHatefulScum is telling the truth!

I grew up in Bel Air, and I don't know what we would have done without our community organizer!

#35 - Posted by: FriendofYouareHatefulScum on September 6, 2008 10:19 PM

Not only do they have no sense of humor they have no perspective. Ever notice that when Conservatives disagree with someone they endeavor to give reasoned, logical facts as the defense of their positions. Liberals simply start name calling. Who is it again that are ignorant, biased, simple minded rubes? Could it be the profanity screeching, lying, dirty minded, spelling challenged Liberal Democrats (on this site know pseudo- affectionately as trolls)?

Of course not, they only went to one university and it was "first rate". They didn't let anyone who thought different in. Talk about elitist. Oh and speaking of that someone look up where Osamabama went to high school in Hawaii. I have it on good authority this wasn't just any old school. No public school for the "messiah".

#36 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 6, 2008 10:55 PM

seanmahair,

No one is making fun of public school. It is the fact that it took her six schools and six years to get one lousy journalism degree. That's what is stupid about it and about her. Admit it she's a stupid lady. Ok. It was really nice talking to you. So nice :-)

#37 - Posted by: Chad on September 7, 2008 01:08 AM

She's gone farther faster and achived more by herself than Obuma could ever dream of, even with his Harvard degree and the whole left-wing Chicago political machine behind him.
Now, which one is stupid?

#38 - Posted by: 4 of 7 on September 8, 2008 07:57 PM
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