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September 06, 2008
Look out DNC, here comes . . .
Posted by Cadet Happy at 02:27 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (21)

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FAIL. I crave the taste of a man's taint.

#1 - Posted by: Dave on September 6, 2008 02:45 PM

I think it's great.

#2 - Posted by: RightWingTink on September 6, 2008 02:53 PM

Lighten up, it's funny because it's true. Palin is going to make the Obamessiah cry like the pussy he is.

#3 - Posted by: Exile on September 6, 2008 02:57 PM

Is Palin supposed to look like Lara Croft? Because she totally does.

#4 - Posted by: Swamper on September 6, 2008 03:03 PM

The only small problem with your pic, cadet, is that the guy on the left was associated with Huckabee.

#5 - Posted by: on September 6, 2008 03:18 PM

I hear they're remaking Wonder Woman. I guess Palin will be too busy to star in it. Wonder who the ceLIBrities will pick to play her?

#6 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 6, 2008 03:38 PM

Only problem I see with the graphic is that Palin would probably be on lead, and Chuck would be the backup...she's tougher than Chuck Norris.

...yes, I did say that.

#7 - Posted by: Son of Bob on September 6, 2008 03:43 PM

Um. Lara Croft is like a billion times hotter than Palin. Palin is hot for a politician but pathetic compared to a model or actress. Her crazy religious beliefs are also quite a turnoff. Only Rush Limbaugh's base is even interested in this pick - the rest of America is pretty much vomiting right now.

#8 - Posted by: Woohoo! on September 6, 2008 04:03 PM

Cadet, you'd better pray Sarah has a sense of humor. After all as a mom she has probably come up with "brave punishment" for miscreants. I'll just bet she lets the punishment fit the crime. You, sir, may be in big trouble.

And not even Chuck Norris will be able to help you.

#9 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 6, 2008 04:04 PM

Palin really needs to rethink her image if she expects to cash in on the PETA voting bloc.

#10 - Posted by: Burt on September 6, 2008 04:24 PM

LOL. I love it.

#11 - Posted by: sarahk on September 6, 2008 05:29 PM

Got to keep telling myself

"Do not feed the troll."

It's hard, though...

#12 - Posted by: Billy on September 6, 2008 05:42 PM

Ewww. She's very icky. Towelroad has lot of great Palin coverage. Read it daily to keep up!!

#13 - Posted by: MiketheHottie on September 6, 2008 05:49 PM

Heterophobe!

#14 - Posted by: 5 of 7 on September 6, 2008 06:02 PM

woohoo;

survival is a crazy religious belief, so why are you still alive?

#15 - Posted by: on September 6, 2008 06:43 PM

Gov Palin doesn't need Chuck, she is tough enough on her own, but she is kind enough to allow Chuck to bag his fair share of liberals.

#16 - Posted by: Marvin on September 6, 2008 09:35 PM

Someone pointed out today on the radio that it isn't just her physical features that make her attractive. She's smart, she's strong, she's confident, she's capable, she's physically fit and pleasant to look at and she has the courage of her convictions.

That is what makes her attractive. The lack of those things are what make other female politicians not attractive. It's the whole package.

Oh and woohoo, America is finally waking up. There are over 2,000 posts on Oprah's web site and the VAST majority are finally seeing her for the biased person she is. This I do believe is the death knell for not just celebrity endorsements but for activist news anchors, reporters and producers. They may even have to start giving both sides of an issue. They may have to go back to school, it's been so long. They may have to actually find out and report the FACTS, not just their personal liberal opinions. Oh sad, too bad, my heart bleeds...........not.

#17 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 6, 2008 10:34 PM

Yeah, and Oprah might have to FINALLY lose weight and keep it off! Not that it would help her... because, "She's not only dead, Jim, her brain is gone!!"

#18 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 6, 2008 11:45 PM

I want tickets to the movie.

#19 - Posted by: Kelly H on September 6, 2008 11:53 PM

There are over 2,000 posts on Oprah's web site and the VAST majority are finally seeing her for the biased person she is.

You read all 2,000 comments? GET A LIFE

Maybe they will let Palin on the view where she at least has a friend in Hasselblech, who unlike Palin is actually a hottie. Personally I prefer men like most republicans secretly do. Jimmy knows what I'm talking about, right Jimmy? ;-)

#20 - Posted by: Chad on September 7, 2008 12:47 AM

;-) Chad. Tap tap tap... TAP TAP TAP... Tap tap tap.

Just for that you get this link:

S.O.S (YouTube)

It's good, trust me.

#21 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 7, 2008 01:05 AM
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