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September 10, 2008
Lipstick on an Obama
Posted by Frank J. at 11:02 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (114)

I don't know about the McCain campaign making such a big deal about the "lipstick" comment. They already have an ad about, and I'm afraid of them looking thin-skinned. Palin should have just come out and said, "Yeah, Obama is a douche. What are you gonna do about it?" Or she could have come back with a joke of her own:

"What do you get when you put lipstick on an Obama? A damn ugly transvestite. I mean, have you seen that guy's ears? He looks like a Ferengi."

Now, many people think the "lipstick on a pig" was not meant as an insult directed toward Palin as it is a common colloquialism and Obama is kinda stupid. If you watch the video, Obama is lacking a teleprompter and sounds like his usual befuddled self. When he says the line and the audience, interpreting it as a an attack on Palin, start cheering wildly, Obama just has the childlike grin of non-comprehension on his face. He's just a little guy in a big campaign, so let's not be too harsh on him.

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114 Responses To "Lipstick on an Obama"

frankj think obama meant puttin some lipstick on the bush economy. haha lipstick on obama. lipstick on a joebiden!!! he would be too sexy! lol

#1 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 11:32 AM

You can put a monkey in a suit, but it's still a monkey and it'll still scare the crap out of Frank.

...and when I refer to a monkey, I'm not talking about anyone currently running for President, it's just an expression.

#2 - Posted by: blarg on September 10, 2008 11:35 AM

haha lipstick on an keitholbermann! lipstick on an oreilly! lipstick on a cheney! sumtimes i wear black lipstick tho. its kool.

#3 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 11:39 AM

Which is it, is she a dog or a pig?

#4 - Posted by: McClum on September 10, 2008 11:39 AM

What do you get when you put lipstick on an Obama?

* Oprah
* An Obama Girl
* Hillary - really mad!
* Hey, you can put liostick on an Obama, but it's still a jerk.
* Libshtick.

#5 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 10, 2008 11:42 AM

McCain was right to point this out, and Obama's elitist reaction was very telling. What happens when "President" Obama makes one of his daily gaffes and insults one of our allies (again...let the invasion of Pakistan begin)? I'm assuming that his handling of the International incident created by his mouth will be much the same: Instead of offering an explanation and apology to anyone who might have been offended by the comment, he'll once again put the blame on the people he offended and continue to claim infalability...all the while crying like a little girl if someone mentions HIS ears or middle name.

#6 - Posted by: Son of Bob on September 10, 2008 11:43 AM

Well, it depends on where you put it, Frank. If you put it on his foot, it ends up in his mouth. If you put it on his head, it ends up in his ass.

You've got to be more specific on where you want it.

#7 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 10, 2008 11:48 AM

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, I simply don't know what to say. Funny, disgusting but funny.

Y'all should really read THIS

#8 - Posted by: on September 10, 2008 11:53 AM

uh oh jimmy's about to say he wants to put lipstick on obama's ----!

#9 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 11:53 AM

Sorry that was me. Switched engines (man I hate firefox).

#10 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 10, 2008 11:56 AM

Back during the Mitt-Huckster debacle wasn't there a word we used to tazer trolls. What was it? Glaze, Glom, Glut. I think we need to implement that again.

#11 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 10, 2008 11:59 AM

Ok, I'll say it. If you put lipstick up an Obama ass, it comes out his mouth. As sheeiiiit.

I'm really disgusting, today. And disgusted.

#12 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 10, 2008 12:00 PM

seanmahair how could you hate firefox its my favorite!!!!

#13 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 12:03 PM

I like Barry's ears. Why doesn't John McCain ever talk in any specific way about Barry's ears? I know he's trying to be all professional and everything, but come on. You know he's noticed them. Barry's ears. They're important to some of us.

#14 - Posted by: Spockrates on September 10, 2008 12:08 PM

seanmahair if u r using explorer its not safe! u dont want malware infections or 4 ur computer to be turned into a spam zombie. dont b stoopid! u dont want 2 b seanmalware lol

#15 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 12:10 PM

Lay off OBAMA!!! It was just an old saying!!! He was just trying to call a spade a spade!

oops.

#16 - Posted by: Texaspartan on September 10, 2008 12:16 PM

if u put lipstick on Bush he looks like Palin! lol!!!!

#17 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 12:19 PM

SamoGumchi, you remind me of dead flies in my soup.

#18 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 10, 2008 12:21 PM

seanmahair, I think it was GAZE.

#19 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on September 10, 2008 12:21 PM

GAZE as in gays? Is code word? orly jimmy? dead lol! u remind me of 5 year old dried poop in ur oatmeal haha no i srsly dont mean that

#20 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 12:27 PM

Obama was correct. Palin is a typical right wing religious fanatic who hates the poor, hates gay people, hates women's right, hates technology and hates progress. The only difference between her and past wackos the right wing faction of the GOP has shown to the public is she wears lipstick. The truth is the anti-gay, anti-science and anti-animal beliefs these freaks sustain is terrifying similar to the beliefs of the radical muslims they long so much for everyone to fear. Palin is a pig just like the other gay-haters in the religious right. These freaks hate their own children when they are gay and believe having a gay child brings shame to the family. These sick horrible disgusting right wing people would make Jesus weep.

#21 - Posted by: HellSpawn2 on September 10, 2008 12:33 PM

Have you ever played the Crying Game?

#22 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on September 10, 2008 12:36 PM

omg hellspawn dont worry so much!! those peeps who think that about GAZE (im using seanmahairs secret code!) are mostly just rly old people like my old neighbor. he thinks god thinks gaze should not marry but he is very old and has demontia.

#23 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 12:45 PM

ok...did I REALLY hear Obama this morning say "I don't care what they say about me"...they who's who's done nothing but piss and moan every time he's been criticized or maligned in ANY way since he started campaigning? THAT guy said he doesn't care what they say about him?

really?

really??

Chicago?

Chicago??

What??

ChiCAgo???

are you trippin??

Chicago?

there aren't even any people with real jobs in Chicago!

Chicago??

really?

Are there even Americans in Chicago?

CHICAGO?

You trippin.

#24 - Posted by: blarg on September 10, 2008 12:47 PM

Supporters should wear those red wax faux lips, popular around Halloween, to show support for McCain/Palin!

http://store.rebeccas.com/store/images/CN086.jpg

#25 - Posted by: Jerry on September 10, 2008 12:50 PM

#25 -

...or we could just vote for them

#26 - Posted by: blarg on September 10, 2008 12:53 PM

#5 was fun.

"What do you get when you put lipstick on an Obama?"

* John Edwards standing in line
* Kisses from Bill Clinton
* Code Brown
* Yellow streaks

#27 - Posted by: Bury Obama on September 10, 2008 12:54 PM

"What do you get when you put lipstick on an Obama?"

Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, and Ru Paul, all get an extra tingle up their leg.

#28 - Posted by: Clay S. on September 10, 2008 01:12 PM

Share time cool lipstick video

#29 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 01:13 PM

Ooo look cool Palin images you guys will these cause you like her lol - she looks good in the posters! shes a celebrity too just like mccain joked that obama was!! haha

#30 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 01:21 PM

"What do you get when you put lipstick on an Obama?"

Something not on the color palatte?
A horse (donkey) of a different color?
The wrong end of the horse?

#31 - Posted by: Pinky on September 10, 2008 01:22 PM

hey pinky, i prefer dita with lipstick lol w00t

#32 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 01:27 PM

What do ya think would have happened if McCain dismissed Obama's criticism of him as the same old Washington politician as "the pot calling the kettle black?"

#33 - Posted by: RedWhiteandTrue on September 10, 2008 01:46 PM

What do you get when you put lipstick on an Obama?

We don't know because he still can't get the bucket off his head.

#34 - Posted by: cptnmoroni on September 10, 2008 01:49 PM

you can put lipstick on a community orgenizer; but does that give the community orgenizer enough expearance to be Mr President

#35 - Posted by: urbuggenme on September 10, 2008 01:52 PM

Red States!

#36 - Posted by: on September 10, 2008 01:52 PM

cpt, Palin has a pail on her head instead of a bucket lol. get it - pailin lol!

#37 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 01:53 PM

There's some nice democrats living in the red states and there's some republican assholes hiding in the blue states. We've got smart liberals who live in blue states but there's some gay-hating religious f***ers in the red states. Heard about some of the gay haters on this here blog and wanted to let you know you can all go f*** yourselves. Particularly the ones who think their GOD thinks it is ok for them to get marital parenting benefits but to deny it for gay parents. THAT IS THE F***ING DEFINITION OF BIGOTRY YOU STUPID ignorant jerkoffs. You bigots would have made Hitler so proud.

#38 - Posted by: ObamaFan on September 10, 2008 02:02 PM

lol angry obamafan only have seen a couple antigay peeps here. most of the peeps that dont want gay marriage are supa old like my crazy neighbor.

#39 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 02:08 PM

Whoa, ObamaFan. That's a lot of capital letters. Be careful you don't break the 'shift' keys on your keyboard there.

#40 - Posted by: cptnmoroni on September 10, 2008 02:20 PM

All you trolls:

"You're either picking your nose too much - or not enough."

#41 - Posted by: Casual Reader on September 10, 2008 02:23 PM

You all better watch out. Because Palin actually knows how to handle weapons, and believes in God, freedom and all that other scary stuff. I mean, go back a couple of hundred years and look what that skill set got us. God forbid we return to those ways.

#42 - Posted by: Randy the Ninja on September 10, 2008 02:27 PM

I just saw the "I don't care what they say about me" speech. Jeeze, what a douche Obambi is.

"But I love this country too much to let them take over another election with lies and phony outrage and swift boat politics. Enough is enough." I wonder which country he's referring to there- I know, and his wife affirms, that it ain't America. I take it that by "take over", he means "voted in by the American people", which is an outrage to the left.

Although, given his church's "pastor", his affiliation with Pal Sharpton, and his latest statement, I believe he does know phony outrage when he sees it.

And speaking of lipstick on pigs,, who wants to bet that Michelle's favorite lipstick shade can be found on the front of B. Clinton's boxers? After all, she does like "black" men...

#43 - Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition on September 10, 2008 02:51 PM

"There's some nice democrats living in the red states and there's some republican assholes hiding in the blue states."

ObamaFan, I'm one of the latter, want to come and say this to my face? I'll meet you at the WTC tomorrow morning, about 11AM.

#44 - Posted by: Boogs on September 10, 2008 02:55 PM

We could mention Zero Bama's ears but if we talk about running out of lipstick for Tranny-O we will get called Raayyyyycists.

I think it is hilarious how easily he has been thrown off of his game.

ObamaFan is a name that should be taken literally. On hot days Obammy takes out his Obama fan gets out his junk to cool his nutsak.

#45 - Posted by: Freemon Sandlewould on September 10, 2008 02:57 PM

lol good one Spanish, betta hope Sarah Palin doesn't run into Bill somewhere on the campaign trail or her lipstick prolly end up there too!!

#46 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 03:00 PM

If that were to happen, would you get out of the way & let her?

#47 - Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition on September 10, 2008 03:03 PM

Oops... keep forgetting to post with my regular tag.

#48 - Posted by: AlanABQ on September 10, 2008 03:05 PM

spanish thinks im gaze! rofl - that was powerful zinger.

#49 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 03:08 PM

No, ObamaFan, I think Hitler would be more impressed by Obamuhhh's ability to brainwash ignorant twits such as yourself and lead them by the nose. "Brainwash" is just a figure of speech, of course, as you do not actually possess the requisite organ. Hitler would also be impressed with your side's rampant Joooo-hatred, I'm sure.

#50 - Posted by: Master Shake on September 10, 2008 03:08 PM

hey shake - obama old church and palin old church both have been linked to evil jew hate. some of the evangelical church dont like jews because of something called end of days. some peeps think god will beam them up! sound like ufo to me. haha

#51 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 03:15 PM

mostly its really old people on end of days. like startrek beam me up!

#52 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 03:18 PM

"But I love this country too much to let them take over another election with lies and phony outrage and swift boat politics. Enough is enough." -Barack Obama

And now for the implication.

If you believe the rumors, if Obama loses, it's going to be "black riots" all over America. (Of course, they won't include the left-wing anarchist crowd we saw in Denver and St. Paul.! Oh, no!)

I think we should be renting some temporary prison space ahead of time, just to be prepared. Oh, I guess Homeland Security already is! Excellent.

#53 - Posted by: NObama on September 10, 2008 03:29 PM

lol - there wont be riots. how sillee

#54 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 04:13 PM

"black riots"

No

It will be riots of color.

#55 - Posted by: Spacemonkey on September 10, 2008 04:14 PM

It would be nice if Sara Palin would respond in a light hearted fashion along the lines of "I want to dispell a belief on the part of Sen. Obama. It is "Pitbull" not "pig" and by November he's going to understand the difference."

#56 - Posted by: walrus on September 10, 2008 04:34 PM

Hi spacemonkey!!!

#57 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 04:38 PM

I still don't get those anarchist retards. I thought the whole point of anarchy was no organization or rules. And then those jack asses have the balls to say how much America sucks, but not enough balls to show their faces. Pussies!!! If you're gonna be a jerk, have the sack to step up and take your licks, not cry about it when Johnny Law beats your ass for being stupid. This country was built by bad asses with big balls, and that's what we need now!

#58 - Posted by: Randy the Ninja on September 10, 2008 05:15 PM

I'd personally like to thank SamoGumchi for replacing me as Most Annoying Newb. HAHA LOL.

#59 - Posted by: I'm with Stuppid on September 10, 2008 05:22 PM

imwithstuppid - ur the stoopid newb! haha turned it around on u.

#60 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 05:36 PM

haha mccain also uses lipstick pig thing on hillary http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHAOodl6ZfE

all politicians luvs lipstick on a pig attacks!!

#61 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 05:59 PM

Hey, does anybody remember that troll from a while back that hung around for like a week or two, commenting every 15-30 minutes, using poor grammar, worse spelling, and no capitalization? His comments were characterized by lack of relevance to the topic, repeating slandereous stereotypes about conservatives, and being a douchebag while still pretending to be "nice". Pretty much everybody ignored him back then too.

I'm pretty sure SamoGumchi is the same guy, but I thought before it was a Ron Paul troll. Or maybe it was a Huckabee troll. I can't remember his name from before, though. Maybe "Nate". Anybody else remember what I'm talking about?

#62 - Posted by: Ernie Loco on September 10, 2008 06:08 PM

Yeah, Ernie, wasn't it Sarcasm Man? Gotcha Sarc!?

#63 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 10, 2008 06:17 PM

Ernie, ja...SamoCumchi reads like just the type. His commentary and grammar remind me of a cheap set extra from an old Charlie Chan movie.

FIRE FREI!!!!

#64 - Posted by: KapitanLeutnant on September 10, 2008 06:25 PM

ObamaFan - Faggots are weird. [remember the katrina aftermath? dead people still on the sidewalk and they want a parade to celebrate their bungholes]

Same Old Gumshoe - No one likes you. Go figure.

#65 - Posted by: Sigmund Gump on September 10, 2008 06:26 PM

It was Nate.

Huh... whaddaya know; a liberal actually did something memorable. Maybe Nate can be a professor at Harvard now.

#66 - Posted by: AlanABQ on September 10, 2008 06:29 PM

Yeah, the same stupid grin that sexist pig made after flipping Hillary the bird while the crowd hooted.
http://hotair.com/archives/2008/09/10/mccain-ad-lipstick/

#67 - Posted by: on September 10, 2008 06:31 PM

ObamaFag, I know you would like to see Obama in lipstick (with accompanying marks left on Barney Frank's BVDs), but it would hardly be in keeping with his dignity as a candidate, don't you think?

It is unfortunate that pink triangles can't be "pinned" on postings...it would save us the time wasted on reading them...

FIRE FREI!!!!!

#68 - Posted by: KapitanLeutnant on September 10, 2008 06:33 PM

I don't think Obama meant to insult Palin directly, from the vid, he was talking about McCain's policies. It is an old expression and even McCain has used it.

But, looking at the audience behind Obama, they took it that way. And laughed their head off.

Obama has a problem in that he is preaching to the choir. They get his in jokes, even inadvertant ones. His side continues to spread lies, gossip and jsut plain name calling against Palin, and I don't think they understand how this plays in the sticks. A lot of these attacks by Obama and his allies are boomeranging badly.

We have a SC Democrat saying Palin's only qualification is the fact she has not had an abortion. This makes me think 2 things.

1) Palin is the only one of the four who has weilded the veto pen. Not even McCain has as much executive experience as Palin. Obama is the least experienced of the 4.

2) Hillary did not have an abortion either, (that we know of). Was this her sole DISqualification from the VP slot?

3) (3 things this makes me think) If the Dems try to make this election about abortion, they are a) not talking about the issues that are important to the average American voter, and b) they will lose on that issue alone.

4) And natty red uniforms.

#69 - Posted by: Ben on September 10, 2008 06:40 PM

There was a character here for a while called "Whirrr" or something like that. Talked like Gumshoe. Finally admitted to being Sarc. I really think Gummy is that Sarcasm Man.

"dead people still on the sidewalk and they want a parade to celebrate their bungholes"

That's just merciless, Sigmund.

#70 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 10, 2008 06:42 PM

Another thing(s)

It is unclear whether Obama was referring to Palin as a pig, or whether Palin is in fact the lipstick. Either way, it is going to piss off a lot of folks, outside his base. Dismissing Palin as nothng more than lipstick could even be worse, and even be more sexist, than if he had dismissed Palin as a mere farm yard animal.

I think that McCain sent out the ad forcing Obama to "clarify" his remarks. Thereby demonstrating Obama's natural "blame the victim" mentality. Which again looks bad to a big chunk of the voting public.

The Republican and Democrats cannot win the Presidency on their own, there just ain't enough of either side. (Thank GOD!) You need to convince independent voters that it is okay to vote for you. McCain does that very effectively, with his record. McCain even Sister Soulja'd his own party during his acceptance speech. We may strongly disagree with many of his reaches across the aisle, but that is appealing to independent voters.

Palin can talk to the conservative base, convince them to vote for the old man. McCain can talk to the independents and Dems who are not happy with Obama. Obama seems to be only talking only to his base, and is Biden even in this race?

#71 - Posted by: Ben on September 10, 2008 06:56 PM

Ernie who is Nate? lol Huckabee he was so funny! haha everyone wants sarah's glasses!

#72 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 07:27 PM

they cost a ton but you should try to look fabulous always!! rite Ben? if she stopped looking hot even for a 2nd then Obama will win.

#73 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 07:38 PM

i hugged a pineapple but it was scratchy! lol!

#74 - Posted by: SethG on September 10, 2008 07:43 PM

I don't think he meant her - but given the number of rumors spread about Palin over the past week and a half (and my inability to believe this isn't at least some way connected to the Obama campaign), I don't really care either.

BTW, the new trolls seem to be unusually obsessed with gays -- I don't even mean that as an insult; it's just a plain statement of fact. A large portion of them seem to keep bringing up gay issues.

Kinda odd.

#75 - Posted by: WAL on September 10, 2008 07:47 PM

Not Ferengi...
SKRULL!! Obama's a Skrull,man

#76 - Posted by: Jim on September 10, 2008 08:06 PM

Wal, they're hung up on gays because their universal playbook tells them that conservatives are all afraid of homosexuals (latent tendencies, psychology 101 crap, yada, yada...). Be nice and pretend to cringe. They don't understand that if they were to leave mommy's basement, they might find there are a few things in the world right now that are a bit more frightening than what KOS is telling them. It's ok little troll, conservatives are still in charge, you can come into the natural light now...

#77 - Posted by: Carolynp on September 10, 2008 08:49 PM

No one is allowed to make mistakes (if that's what they are) like this anymore.

Does anyone remember the last election? Does anyone remember the washington post? Does anyone remember George Allen and "macaca"?

If someone is using o'bummer's own words against him because the wheel of political correctness has turned full circle, the left will only be reaping what it has sown.

#78 - Posted by: on September 10, 2008 09:18 PM

But, my blankenship, The One expects to get away with it! You don't get as far as Obama has while getting called on the carpet by the voters for your misspeakings or misdeeds.

As does the mainstream media, I might add.

#79 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 10, 2008 09:26 PM

Is everyone absolutely sure that he said "lipstick"? Could it possibly been "Lib's Schtick" in reference to the finely tuned sense of humor present in democrats? Remember the "whitey" vs "why'd he" fiasco from some months back?

#80 - Posted by: Burt on September 10, 2008 09:38 PM

Oops, I forgot to add:

Muslims are outraged!! (not over the democrats sense of humor but about the "pig")

#81 - Posted by: Burt on September 10, 2008 09:41 PM

Wal its prolly just cuzz of Palin's church had antigay stuff. They will go away if she says gay marriage is ok but her church said sum rly mean things. My friends r so mad.

#82 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 10:07 PM

they will still vote 4 her tho i think, cause WAL they are in logcabins!!!! understand?

#83 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 10:10 PM

Actlly peepl i no mean nothin i said here!! lol. conservtive repub women r hot! i plant to mak you angry! mad mad mad. frank made me do it. i need my medcine. migraines r bad. Pleez forgive.

#84 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 10:17 PM

hey Carolynp do you mean global warming cause that ice caps its melting!!

#85 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 10:28 PM

nah, Carolynp never mind #84 cause he idiot. monkey with brains size of walnut an no balz. In fact, use GAZE now for me. i nothin here. i have dirty poo in mouth an brain. bye bye

#86 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 10:33 PM

haha great joke by #86 lol at gaze. instead of gays we all say GAZE

#87 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 10, 2008 11:01 PM

Lipstick on a pig:
Michael Ramerez on IBD Editorials.

http://ibdeditorials.com/cartoons.aspx
Cartoon for Sept. 11

#88 - Posted by: Terry_Jim on September 10, 2008 11:27 PM

i dont like u frankj anymore. u is mean and tried to block my login. oh well. i could come back forever but i know when i not wanted so i will go away forever. here are sum things u should think about or that i hope happens and both

4) you need more ads so u need some traffik. if only be having conservee visitors hows u gonna get much traffic??? u is not so not gonna a good blog like that.
1) i hope obama wins and u have to cry
6) u need to tell pajamas peeps to give u show - they give one to other pjammers. r u not worthy? did u ask and they reject at u while spitting food from their mouth cause they thought u r such a huge joke. do they not respect u frankj?
13) this is it!!
4) i hope biden wins too
4) you should be more angry at bush for ruining us dollar. he put usa in big danger and borrow china money. weak dollar makes gas prices supa expensive and make our goods and services cost more. it kinda sux and is lots more important than gettin sum religion in science like u want so bad that u bout to pee ur pants ova it. dont pee ur pants frankj or peeps will haha at u in the street!!
4) i hope u pee ur pants and get hahad in the street!!!

#89 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 11, 2008 12:56 AM

It's a computer program, I tell you!
It links to a site, scans comments, identifies words and phrases from its alert list, makes inane comments based on its limited file of talking points and resubmits them as new comments.
That's why its syntax is so tortured and its vocabulary so limited.
Why, it's even started talking to itself!

No human being could be so mechanically persistant or blindly and consistantly off-track.

Then again, didn't some philosopher or scientist once suggest that an infinite number of monkeys banging on typewriters for an infinite amount of time could someday reproduce the collected works of William Shakespeare?

SamoGumchi? three monkeys, fifteen minutes.

I just realized, it's Sept. 11th. Do you remember?

#90 - Posted by: appologies to Dilbert on September 11, 2008 01:07 AM

yes, i remember. it was awful sad day. scary too. planes and peeps forced to become bombs. the men that did it r still out there. i think they might be laughing at us because still we have not killed or jailed them. i think we r looking for them still. i think they wont laugh for much more because soon they will be dead and you cannot laugh when you are dead.

i am not 1 million monkeys. i am 1 human.

#91 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 11, 2008 01:17 AM

SamoGumchi, if u leave i'll miss u. Do u want me 2 adopt u, little pet? I have a nice backyard - it's a little messy, so u won't do much more harm. U can live in my kids toys box.

Luv

#92 - Posted by: mykidsmommy on September 11, 2008 02:04 AM

memo

to: SamoGumchi
re: your recent posts

Dear Sir (or Madam),

ENGLISH, MUTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!

Regards,

J. Winnfield

cc: V. Vega, M. Wallace

#93 - Posted by: Jules Winnfield on September 11, 2008 02:46 AM

im not asllepin yuo cant get rid uv what you ca'nt follo ill be here till yopu dont know when
I'ne been heere all day & im still smartet'

I rock

#94 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 11, 2008 03:10 AM

dont get yor hopes up

oMabas going to win you suckers uo wont even care abou us tgen & we tried to reah you and you did what u always do.

#95 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 11, 2008 03:16 AM

not nice, IAMO.'/ this is oppression. ist's not faur!

#96 - Posted by: SamoGumchi on September 11, 2008 03:19 AM

Please, is Obama really trying to stand on his statement that this was a mistake? If that is true, he must be a complete moron. I think he sinks himself with this one: either he is a liar or an id 10 t. Wasn't this a written speech? Who wrote it? Surely not the messiah (note small letter "m", I follow a different Messiah)? He can write, too?

#97 - Posted by: Carolynp on September 11, 2008 03:32 AM

Samo,

You are are lying about Palin's church. Christians are friends of Israel.

Why don't you just come out and say it? You're gay and you fear Sarah Palin.

Your desperation is sad.
#38 too.

Very sad.

#98 - Posted by: Sulamie on September 11, 2008 03:44 AM

Jimmy,

It might be merciless, but it is accurate.

#99 - Posted by: Sigmund Gump on September 11, 2008 06:34 AM

Other examples of Palin's anti-Semitism:

Link

In this article the local Lubavitcher rabbi (Orthodox) in Anchorage discusses his relationship with Palin, and has extensive praise for her actions, personal and public, including her ability to balance motherhood and governing though he specifies that he is not making an endorsement.

This picture is worth a thousand words: Naturally the Governor of Alaska has the flags of the U.S. and her state in her office. Look over at the windowsill on the right in the picture. Why would she have the flag of Israel, a place she has never visited, in her office, unless she was a supporter of a close U.S./Israel relationship as so many Evangelical Christians are? Bonus question: Does Barack Obama have an Israeli flag in his office?

Finally, this is a feature story about the Jews of Alaska in general. There is nothing political in it. It does, however, mention that when Reform Temple Beth Shalom of Anchorage installed a new Rabbi, Governor Palin stopped by to welcome him and wish him well. The rabbi, who had come from California, was not used to such an official reception. In addition to negating fears of anti-semitism, Palin's behavior highlights her political skill. She could have been moose-hunting...

The Obama campaign is resorting to cries of anti-Semitism because there is such serious doubt about Barack Hussein Obama's own affinities regarding Israelis and Palestinians. Not a good way to go...

#100 - Posted by: on September 11, 2008 07:28 AM

When asked to campaign for Obama, Hillary Clinton responded "I have some lipstick on my dipstick for Mr. Obama!"

#101 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 11, 2008 07:30 AM

I really think Gummy is that Sarcasm Man.

I agree - 90% certain it is.

#102 - Posted by: on September 11, 2008 07:33 AM

Lipstick on a pig? has he taken a good look at his wife. She spends her afternoons rooting for truffles.

#103 - Posted by: jclark on September 11, 2008 10:06 AM

Lipstick on a pig? has he taken a good look at his wife?. She spends her afternoons rooting for truffles.

#104 - Posted by: jclark on September 11, 2008 10:07 AM

SG is just pulling your leg, people. He is pretty smart.

#105 - Posted by: mykidsmommy on September 11, 2008 10:29 AM

Samo
I see you are a graduate of our superior educational system. Either learn how to write a coherent sentence or go back to picking fleas out of your beard. Even if you had a point to make beside the one on you liberal little head, who would want to try to translate it into actually English.

Yes I know, I'm mean. I'm also anti-gay marriage, anti-abortion, anti-Obama, anti-liberal and anti-ignorance. It works for me.

#106 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 11, 2008 10:53 AM

I'm also anti-gay marriage

You must have serious issues and be full of hate. I feel really sorry for you. I'm sad to hear that you are so pathetic you can't love people different than you. It shows a lot about who you are as a person when you hate like that. A lot of us have gay sons and daughters and would love to be able to see them get married just like "normal" children. Could it be that you were raised in such a way that you were taught to hate instead of to love? I really doubt God wants you to hate so much. Just saying!

#107 - Posted by: Mindy on September 11, 2008 11:04 AM

an infinite number of monkeys banging on typewriters for an infinite amount of time

You mean the NY Times?

#108 - Posted by: on September 11, 2008 11:08 AM

Oh Jeeze. Mindy, go cry somewhere else. The whole "you're all so mean & hateful & it makes me sad" shtick was played out- and I mean played out to the point of nausea- when Cindy Sheehan started opening her mouth and appalling us with her stupidity years ago.

To be fair, you probably look better in shorts than she does...

#109 - Posted by: AlanABQ on September 11, 2008 11:45 AM

Mindy,

She never said "hate". You did. Very telling, btw.

Liberals don't understand freedom because they know not from where it comes:

John 8:36
So if the Son makes you free, you will be truly free.

"I really doubt God wants you to hate so much."

You know nothing of the God you speak of. He is the exact opposite of hate and it is love that compels His children to speak the truth no matter what an unbelieving world says or does. Hate the sin, not the sinner. We don't hate people (that's your job, as is evident in all the troll posts).

If you truly loved your gay sons and daughters, you would pray for them to be released from bondage.

In the meantime, don't gimme your crap about how they just want to get "married like normal children." BULL. Your radical homosexual agenda includes indoctrinating our children, forcing our pastors, our places of worship, our doctors, and anyone else who opposes homosexuality based on religious beliefs to bow to your lifestyle. THAT is HATEFUL. THAT is what YOU are about. If that were not true, you would not be in our schools, you would not be pushing MARRIAGE when you already have all the rights under domestic partner laws. Your agenda is RADICAL.

www.massresistance.org

Check it out. Dig around until you find the actual video of teachers teaching very small children about homosexuality. Prepare to be SHOCKED. Read on about how parents have been told they cannot opt out. And there's more. So much more. It is just one of many examples of how people of faith are fighting to protect children.

And finally, my first experience with this type of hatred occured in college. One of my best friends was gay. I did not care. It wasn't an issue. He did what he did and it didn't affect me. What opened my eyes was when he shared how hilarious it was when he and his group "Act Up" destroyed mass amounts of property at various Catholic churches throughout our Chicago neighborhoods. How they interrupted services, screamed obscenities, and threw fake blood at parishoners. I didn't know the Lord back then, but I loved Him and something inside me screamed.

Since then the Son has set this sinner free. Then I become a parent. I will not be bullied or lied to. My children are at stake. Go take your pack of lies somewhere else.


#110 - Posted by: Sulamie on September 11, 2008 04:00 PM

Commmenting appears to be broke in latest arty.

#111 - Posted by: Damocles other brother Testicles (pronounced Testicleeze ) on September 11, 2008 04:07 PM

Thank you Sulamie. I appreciate it. I have said elsewhere, I don't hate anyone. I am fighting for my right to teach my children the concepts I believe are correct and the ones that will help them to be happy.

Because of my belief system I know that God created man in his own image and gave to him a woman to be his companion and helpmate. I personally don't believe God does anything without a reason. Some of those reasons could be the lessons we learn from each other, male and female. How to give and take, how to work together for the good of those we are responsible for. How to support and nurture each other but most of all, we become partners with God in the creation of a human being with an eternal intelligence and soul. This is the plan.

There is NO way this plan will work using two humans of the same gender without massive interference. Sorry those are simply biological facts, therefore it is against the plan of our Father for us and since I am obedient to Him and His Son I am anti-gay marriage. But I do not hate those who believe differently than me. I will however fight those who's activist agenda threatens me and those I love. I eat bullies for lunch.

I'd eat trolls but even dipped in chocolate they taste like the bottom feeders they are.

#112 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 11, 2008 04:43 PM

#8 - Seanmahair, Awesome link!

#91 - Samoguchi, That was a good effort.
Too bad it didn't last.
Don't let negative comments discourage you.
Keep it real, think about what you really want to say, check your spelling and use preview.
We here don't always agree, but noone likes to be constantly needled.
Oh, and pace yourself!
Honestly, you don't have to reply to everything you read!

BTW, Sulamie and Seanmahair - Rock On!

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