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September 17, 2008
I'm Not Going to Call Him a Traitor... But I'll Let My Commenters Do It
Posted by Frank J. at 11:13 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (87)

So, apparently Obama negotiated with Iraqis to not allow withdrawal of American troops, straight out undermining our country. So now his campaign strategy is to basically be a gremlin to America's interests and then claim to be able to fix everything he's screwed up if we elect him? So what else has he been doing? Drugging American athletes to try and keep us from winning medals at the Olympics? Finding people who are looking for jobs and talk them down to employers to keep them unemployed? Breaking levees in hopes of more flooding? Is he why giant lenders are failing?

The guy could be a supervillian -- Captain UnAmerican. We have to watch him. Hopefully Biden isn't doing things like this to, because I don't think you can pay anyone enough to keep an eye on him.

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87 Responses To "I'm Not Going to Call Him a Traitor... But I'll Let My Commenters Do It"

Anti-American commie undermines America! Surprise!

#1 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on September 17, 2008 11:38 AM

A traitor he is. I believe that's punishable by the death penalty, right?

#2 - Posted by: Swamper on September 17, 2008 11:41 AM

"A traitor he is. I believe that's punishable by the death penalty, right?"

Or a life sentence to live with Michelle: Whichever is less cruel and inhuman.

#3 - Posted by: Proof on September 17, 2008 11:56 AM

What.A.Tool.

I bet he's behind global warming and the oil crisis, too. Oh wait - he's a Democrat. Never mind...

#4 - Posted by: sixpckr on September 17, 2008 11:57 AM

Definitely crossed a line there. More and more I believe his head-in-the-bucket dumbness is a cover for a much darker agenda. He's Lucifer disguised as Jerry Lewis.

#5 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on September 17, 2008 12:14 PM

If that's not the very definition of the term "traitor" what is? In years past, he would already have stood before a firing squad...instead, liberals want him to be president...amazing!

#6 - Posted by: Son of Bob on September 17, 2008 12:16 PM

Rush has a bit on this as well....

Can you be considered a traitor if you don't consider yourself just an American? I mean, isn't Obama a "citizen of the world" and therefor would be faithful to no one?

#7 - Posted by: PammyV on September 17, 2008 12:17 PM

You may not want to, but I surely did:
http://www.preparetobeoffended.com/obama-the-traitor/

Even if calling him a traitor is stretching it, it is a huge breach of ethics and he surely over stepped his bounds.

#8 - Posted by: TheBull on September 17, 2008 12:26 PM

Why do you care so much that gay lovers can't marry?

Seriously don't you think you are a little paranoid about other people's business?

It is none of your business if two men or women want to marry and have tons of
sex and adopt babies. It will one day be just as legal as straight people marrying.

Why are you all such bigots? Don't you feel bad about being such jerks?

When did you jerkoffs choose to be straight?

Do you like looking down on people in this way and pretending you are better than
they are? Is this what Jesus taught you?

I think you people are the biggest bunch of pathetic losers I have ever heard about.

Now mind your own business!!! Get the f*** out of my bedroom and love life you pro Palin perverts.

#9 - Posted by: MindurOwnBizness on September 17, 2008 12:48 PM

There's actually people still against gay marriage???? C'mon people Palin's church held sessions where they tried to "convert" gays to straights. I can't believe there is a gay hate blog (this one) where these kinds of freaks and weirdos congregate. Man you bozos make some radical muslims seem like forward thinking folks!!! I'm shocked at your crazy backwardness!! You people are a joke!!! Get a time machine because you have all been left behind!!!

#10 - Posted by: Zoiks on September 17, 2008 12:57 PM

Obama has gone John Kerry one better, with his campaign's response. Turns out he didn't do it, but he did. "I did not ask them to delay troop withdrawls, I just said they should wait until I was president until they withdrew the troops."

Smears! Smears and lies!

#11 - Posted by: Walker, Texas Toast on September 17, 2008 01:00 PM

YEEEEHAWWWW!!!! This is gettin' GUUUD!

Trolls galore!!! Okay, let me calm down. Let me organize myself.

MindurOwnBizness...Ohp! There I go again. I just simply can't stop laughing gleefully. Okay. Okay. I'm better now. Deep breath.

MindurOwnBizness: I promise you I couldn't care less what you do in your bedroom, and I'll make you a deal. When gay people stop constantly reminding me on TV, radio, movies, in person, and now at last on our blogs that they like to engage in sodomy, then I'll stop thinking about it. Kay? Believe me, I'm sick of being constantly reminded what it is you like to do in the boudoir, much as I'm sure you would quickly tire of me if I went on your homosexual blogs and talked about what I like doing with women.

Oh, and reality check Zoiks...Radical muslims KILL homosexuals, we simply mock them for their exhausting self-promotion. Have a super duper day!

Incidentally, can we have a Constitutional amendment banning troll marriages? It is the issue of our day, dammit!

#12 - Posted by: mockbadoc on September 17, 2008 01:22 PM

I'm against #9 and #10 getting married, but I think they should be able to visit each other at the psychiatric hospital or wherever it is they get their internet access.

#13 - Posted by: Herpules on September 17, 2008 01:42 PM

Obama is the Bizarro Messiah - he walks on (frozen bottled) water, makes the blind person lame, and makes the sick person hungry.

Matthew 24:4-5 - And Jesus answered and said unto them, take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

#14 - Posted by: NunyaB on September 17, 2008 01:48 PM

#9 - Posted by: MindurOwnBizness on September 17, 2008 12:48 PM

It's true that Jesus didn't teach us to look down on homosexuals. He did, however, teach us that it's okay to occasionally freak out, make a cat-o-nine-tails, and chase people around beating them senseless. So be careful because some of us haven't freaked out out in awhile.

#10 - Posted by: Zoiks on September 17, 2008 12:57 PM

I have a time machine, thank you very much. Yesterday, I went forward in time and punched you in the nose. I also ate an apple. So, when somebody steps out of a blue time machine with hardwood floors and a brass handle and punches you in the nose while eating an apple, you'll know it was me. Try to act surprised.

Cheerio

#15 - Posted by: cptnmoroni on September 17, 2008 01:50 PM

Wait, I missed the talking points in this article about gay marriage. I thought we were talking about treason? What does that have to do with gay marriage? If you are going to troll, could you please remember to troll on topic.

Also, I can't remember the last time IMAO talked about gay issues. What are they responding to?

#16 - Posted by: Marvin on September 17, 2008 02:14 PM

Hey Marvin (#16), liberal trolls don't even read their own hate-filled diatribes before condemning us of which they are guilty. What makes you think they'll read and understand what the actual topic is? ;-)

Maybe that's the secret to making Liberal heads explode? Bombing them with facts?

#17 - Posted by: NunyaB on September 17, 2008 02:25 PM

The Dems have a bad case of BO.

#18 - Posted by: Spyndrilleum on September 17, 2008 02:41 PM

#16 - Posted by: Marvin on September 17, 2008 02:14 PM

Nothing, they are just idiots who assume we hate gays because we are republicans. Little do they realize, most of us really really don't care about gay issues.

#19 - Posted by: AR on September 17, 2008 02:44 PM

Homosexuality... Obama.... Trolls..

They may be on to something. We had this dicussion yesterday about astroturfing comming from Chicago. Now we get trolls screaming about Homosexuality on a post about Obama. Are they connected? I think they doth protest too much.

#20 - Posted by: BigRichardSmall on September 17, 2008 02:47 PM

Obama reminds me of the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz ... "If I only had a brain".

#21 - Posted by: on September 17, 2008 02:58 PM

Also, I can't remember the last time IMAO talked about gay issues. What are they responding to?

Your adamant support for a notorious gay hater like Palin is what brings the gay trolls. Palin's church tried to change gays into straights. She's an evil bitch. So of course you are being trolled - you are clearly a gay hater like she is. You and Palin are both bigots and deserve to be ridiculed and told you are poopy because of your extreme Palin support. YOu are a loser. YOu are excrement. And you are pretty stupid for acting like you are so surprised the gays are trolling your blog. What did you expect when someone as radical and gay despising as she is so close being in power?

#22 - Posted by: Answer on September 17, 2008 03:06 PM

Did you just call Benedict Obama a homosexual troll? I'm confused.

#23 - Posted by: T.N. Amaps on September 17, 2008 03:07 PM

What is wrong with all you bigots!!! People like you make me sick. Your logic is flawed. Seriously, is there some form of education where you live, or did you get your deploma's by sending three proofs of puchase off a cherrios box.

To have a whole website dedicated to the throwing of puppies off large buildings is sick. You people are worse than Hittler.

#24 - Posted by: PETA to the rescue on September 17, 2008 03:13 PM

Sorry #19, but many of us have been FORCED to care about "gay issues" when we had children and they infringed upon our religious liberties.

#9 - It IS my "damn business" when you and your radical agenda becomes a threat to my freedom and the freedom of my children.

Time machine? Yeah it's called The Bible. And it's timeless all right.

Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever. Hebrews 13:8

Please do not be deceived fellow IMAO'ers. They keep bringing up "gay" and calling Palin a "w_hore" because she understands what is at stake when we become complacent and let a small minority of people redefine our society.

Check your history. Sodom and Gomorrah didn't fare very well.

#25 - Posted by: Sulamie on September 17, 2008 03:24 PM

Nothing, they are just idiots who assume we hate gays because we are republicans. Little do they realize, most of us really really don't care about gay issues.

No it is because this Palin is crazy-in-love with Palin and SHE HATES GAYS. Therefore the gay trolls will continue to visit this blog and mock you for hating gays. If you like gays then you do not support and evil bitch like Palin. You support Palin so you htae gays. Read her record on this. She is a vicious and evil as get towards gays. She is Fallwellian.

#26 - Posted by: Mr. Hot SexyMan on September 17, 2008 03:25 PM

let a small minority of people redefine our society.

you are the minority. most people in this country love and accept gays

#27 - Posted by: WorksoutaLotandHasGreatAbs on September 17, 2008 03:26 PM

These trolls need to get a life.

The funny thing about these elitist liberals is that I class the meth-heads here in rural Missouri higher than them.

Seriously, is there some form of education where you live, or did you get your deploma's by sending three proofs of puchase off a cherrios box.

To have a whole website dedicated to the throwing of puppies off large buildings is sick. You people are worse than Hittler.

I don't think I would talk about anyone's intelligence or education with spelling that horrible. Funny thing is... I am a dropout. ;)

#28 - Posted by: CiDhed on September 17, 2008 03:29 PM

My name is Herman Melville. I am 96 years old. When I was younger I first started work in the Coal mines of West Virginia. I worked there until my country called on me to serve in the United States Navy. I've had two ships sunk from underneath me. after my service I worked for General Motors for 30 more years. and fathered 2 sons and one beautiful daughter.

The point is I'm a real human being. When I found out there was a website like this, it got my blood boiling. To think that there is a group of people that want to sell our country's senior citizens to wealth Japanese business men for pets gets me fighting mad! I don't care how many of these Nintendo wii's they offer you, IT'S WRONG!

That's why for the first time in my life I'm leaving the Republican party and voting for Barak Obama.

#29 - Posted by: Herman Melville on September 17, 2008 03:29 PM

No it is because this Palin is crazy-in-love with Palin and SHE HATES GAYS. Therefore the gay trolls will continue to visit this blog and mock you for hating gays. If you like gays then you do not support and evil bitch like Palin. You support Palin so you htae gays. Read her record on this. She is a vicious and evil as get towards gays. She is Fallwellian.
#26 - Posted by: Mr. Hot SexyMan on September 17, 2008 03:25 PM

Noone cares?

When will you realize that we don't care about being mocked? I find it pathetic that you think you have that much of an impact on us emotionally. We don't care about you. k?

#30 - Posted by: CiDhed on September 17, 2008 03:33 PM

("What is wrong with all you bigots!!! People like you make me sick. Your logic is flawed. Seriously, is there some form of education where you live, or did you get your deploma's by sending three proofs of puchase off a cherrios box.")

Egads! So much wrong here. Where to begin?

First, it's not "bigotry" to oppose homosexual marriage. God designed man and woman to fit together, see? Even so, don't let me stop you from doing whatever you want in your bedroom. By all means have at it! But when you get all up in our bizzle and want to redefine marriage - uh, yeah, I don't think so.

Oh and it's "diploma", "purchase" and "cheerios".

("To have a whole website dedicated to the throwing of puppies off large buildings is sick. You people are worse than Hittler.")

Let me help you:

"To have a whole lifetime dedicated to the killing of unborn babies is sick. You people are worse than Hitler."

Puppies schmuppies. Get a life PETA.

Oh and PS - Nobama is a traitor (just tryin' to stay on topic!)

#31 - Posted by: Sulamie on September 17, 2008 03:35 PM

Get the f*** out of my bedroom and love life you pro Palin perverts.


If I follow you, we're perverts because we find Sarah Palin attractive?

#32 - Posted by: RockThrowingPeasant on September 17, 2008 03:36 PM

I'm getting confused, here. We're to the point where the parody is actually indistinguishable.

If you're an actual troll, could you signal in some way that you're not just making crap up to make us laugh? kthxbai.

#33 - Posted by: Peregrine John on September 17, 2008 03:40 PM

#24 wrote "deplomas" and "cherrios." Where did you get your diploma asswipe?

#34 - Posted by: Chuck on September 17, 2008 03:43 PM

I'd be ticked, too.

Imagine settling for some guy's pimple-flecked ass and along comes Sarah Palin. Suddenly, you can have the coolness of hanging with a guy (sports, hunting, etc) without all the fissures.

#35 - Posted by: RockThrowingPeasant on September 17, 2008 03:52 PM

First, it's not "bigotry" to oppose homosexual marriage.

Yes, it is because you are keeping a right for yourself but denying it for others. You are also hoarding all the tax breaks this way. It's no different then saying a black person can't sit at the front of the bus. You are a gay hating bigot like Palin.

#36 - Posted by: PopeyeArms on September 17, 2008 03:54 PM

("most people in this country love and accept gays")

I partially agree. Most people love gays (and straights and all folks as we are all God's children) but most people in this country do not condone homosexuality.

I don't hate you. I do not condemn you. My sins may be different, but I'm a sinner too.

("you are the minority.")

Not true. Please re-read my post. I said the majority of folks are against REDEFINING MARRIAGE. That's just a fact. Sorry.

#37 - Posted by: Sulamie on September 17, 2008 03:54 PM

Sulamie is a gay hating bigot. She votes for Palin who wants to try to change gays at her crazy church. Boo. Boo on you sulamie!!!

#38 - Posted by: BigotFinder on September 17, 2008 03:59 PM

Popeye, the lifestyle you CHOOSE is NOT the same as the color of your skin.

("Get the f*** out of my bedroom")

Trust me, no interest in your bedroom.

Now stay the @#^$@#* out of our schools and places of worship.

Peace out.

#39 - Posted by: Sulamie on September 17, 2008 04:01 PM

I don't hate homosexuals.

I appreciate and welcome hot, lipstick lesbians and hot bi-women. I welcome them on TV whenever I get a chance because I find their lifestyle interesting and my time spent observing them - rewarding, in the end.

#40 - Posted by: RockThrowingPeasant on September 17, 2008 04:01 PM

Okay, this is ridiculous. Puppies getting married and gays being thrown off rooftops? Truly, this signifies the end-times. PETA, you should be ashamed of yourselves. What'd those nice gay boys above do to you?

Now we'll never know what could have happened to MrHotSexyMan, WorksOutALotAndHasGreatSexyAbs, Zoiks, or MindUrOwnBizness. Would they hook up? Would their liberal heads explode? Would the Palins' pastor convert them to heterosexuals without their knowledge or consent? Would one of them get hit in the face tomorrow???

You jerks ruined everything.

#41 - Posted by: mockbadoc on September 17, 2008 04:05 PM

I wonder how many different actual trolls we have here today. How hard would it be to show the IP of every post so we can see if it's just one idiot trying to get under our skin or if there's a whole bunch of different people who woke up this morning and decided to fling poo?

Don't get me wrong - I love trolling the trolls. But I would like to know how many of these twerps like Mr. Hot SexyMan and PopeyeArms are actually the same person.

#42 - Posted by: cptnmoroni on September 17, 2008 04:11 PM

Don't get me wrong - I love trolling the trolls. But I would like to know how many of these twerps like Mr. Hot SexyMan and PopeyeArms are actually the same person.

Exactly! Plus, how do we know that instead of getting about 20 or 30 people it isn't just one or two right wing losers on this cuckoo blog? By the way cptnmoroni you are a gay hating poopface for being a Palin supporter. You do know her church tried to turn gay people into straight people? That kind of crazy stuff should not be rewarded with the vp slot.

#43 - Posted by: BigManonCampus on September 17, 2008 04:17 PM

Of course he's a supervillain- I keep telling you people HE'S A FRIGGIN' SKRULL

#44 - Posted by: jim on September 17, 2008 04:20 PM

Superb idea, cptnmoroni! Can it be done? I definitely recognized a common thread in the names, but I just figured it was mutual gayness that created the similarity - either that or they were going to start using IMAO as some sort of hook-up site.

#45 - Posted by: mockbadoc on September 17, 2008 04:22 PM

Wonderful! A new day a new way for certain people in our society to bring down the gene pool. You people need to get a clue. I would never let you alone with children, so the brain eating bacteria that infects you people not rub off.

Maybe you people ate too many paint chips when you were kids, but to set up a web site dedicated to giving cigarettes to chimpanzees is morally apprehensible.

#46 - Posted by: Save my children on September 17, 2008 04:34 PM

You have to love it how all the righteous righteys go on and on about how they don't hate gays or pretend that palin doesn't hate gays when it is blatantly obvious that she does hate gays. The vast majority of americans believe in science and they know being gay is genetic just like it is with gay animals. This woman Palin is clearly a total nutjob and what the regulars on the site are doing is trying desperately to keep that information from getting out into the mainstream. Trust me her crazy church, her crazy beliefs and her anti-gay positions are all coming out.

#47 - Posted by: Crazy on September 17, 2008 04:44 PM

Um, sorry. I think I lost you, SaveMyChildren. Who are you talking to? The trolls or the real people?

#48 - Posted by: mockbadoc on September 17, 2008 04:45 PM

I'm really missing something here, apparently. I mean where was the free Wii sign-up sheet, anyway?
Plus all that stuff about throwing gay puppy-like chimpanzees.
If these are different people and they are astroturfing... what kind of crap is the Obama camp saying goes on at this blog.
I dunno, some of those trolls sounded kinda fake.

#49 - Posted by: LearntoDrawaLine on September 17, 2008 04:51 PM

The people who frequent this evil site. The evil site that promotes smoking among Chimpanzees, and fosters opium usage for seaguls. You people are sick!

#50 - Posted by: Save My Children on September 17, 2008 04:54 PM

Dearest PETA:

Please take a lesson in trolling 101, you are much more effective when you actually read the site you plan to throw feces at. To wit, IMAO is not in any way shape or form about

...whole website dedicated to the throwing of puppies off large buildings....

IMAO is a website dedicated to NUKING THE MOON.

Please get with the program.


#51 - Posted by: Brian The Adequate on September 17, 2008 04:55 PM

Oh, and I also wanted to follow Frank J.'s orders and call Obama the TRAITOR he is.
Stupid trolls throwing everyone off topic...

#52 - Posted by: LearntoDrawaLine on September 17, 2008 05:00 PM

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#53 - Posted by: Boogs on September 17, 2008 05:00 PM

So obamas gay now? He does come off a little limp wristed!

#54 - Posted by: Sir Deus on September 17, 2008 05:01 PM

Yikes! Still going on.

Where is 4 of 7 when we need him?

Can someone check the phonebooths around town?

Don't mind me....I'll just return to teaching my children about guns and stuff.

#55 - Posted by: Sulamie on September 17, 2008 05:06 PM

#43 - Posted by: BigManonCampus on September 17, 2008 04:17 PM

Well, we know there's at at least 3 different personalities for FrankJ and SarahK has blond hair while Harvey has a beard so that's like 12 different people.

Of people who are strictly commentors, there's at least 2 different people since there's you and me. Oh - and FrankJ again posing as the mysterious character named "Ed". Spacemonkey used to do actual posts so I'm pretty sure he's real too. Then there's a bunch of conservative people who definitely can't be you since they have a sense of humor and are funny and they definitely can't be me since they are generally funnier than I am. Also, there used to be a fellow named "No One Of Consequence" but I'm not sure we should be counting him since, as the name suggests, he never really mattered.

So, that gives us, at conservative (har!) estimate, one hundred thirty seven thousand different conservatives posting on this site and two idiot trolls (obviously, you're one) posing as five hundred idiot trolls providing us with good object lessons on the dangers of inbreeding and drinking paint thinner.

We don't think Palin should get the VP slot just because she tried to fix teh Gaze - we think she should get the VP slot because she is going to rip Biden's arms off in the debate and club him with them. We think she should get the VP slot because she can get an ENTIRE sentence out without saying "um" or "uh" and that really makes Obama jealous. And, we think she should get the VP slot because she is actually proud of the USA and wants to make it an even better place.

Cheerio.

#56 - Posted by: cptnmoroni on September 17, 2008 05:06 PM

Exactly! Plus, how do we know that instead of getting about 20 or 30 people it isn't just one or two right wing losers on this cuckoo blog? By the way cptnmoroni you are a gay hating poopface for being a Palin supporter. You do know her church tried to turn gay people into straight people? That kind of crazy stuff should not be rewarded with the vp slot.

#43 - Posted by: BigManonCampus on September 17, 2008 04:17 PM

You are SO right. It's really only me here by myself. They pay me to keep losers like you busy instead of leaving mommy's basement and causing real trouble. It's all one big conspiracy! It's the man keeping you down (you ARE in the basement, right?) It appears to me that Palin's done more than you've ever dreamed of. I mean, she is out there campaigning for VP, while, you're doing what? At least she leaves the house man. But, no worries man, you just keep chattering and the pretend "we" will keep chuckling at you. It's free amusement for me and keeps you out of trouble. Have fun doofus.
Did you really call moroni a "poopface"? ROFL, well at least your language is improving. See? I've helped you already.
BTW: I'm a real person too! Trust me!

#57 - Posted by: Octavio Paz on September 17, 2008 05:09 PM

Were all you people dropped on your head as a baby? You people are so out of touch with reality it scares me. Its amazing that you people have somehow managed the brain power to keep breathing. If anybody needs an example that Alexander Hamilton was right thinking the average American was too stupid to vote they need to look no further than IMAO.

To think a group of people would come together to make a website dedicated to Clear Cutting Yellowstone National Park, to raise money to rocket orphans into the sun. How can you people call yourselves human. You sicken me.

This is why I left the Republican party.

#58 - Posted by: Grown up Orphan on September 17, 2008 05:36 PM

We also want to clear cut Yosemite, Denali, and the entire northern half Arkansas. Don't forget them!

#59 - Posted by: cptnmoroni on September 17, 2008 05:58 PM

I'm not gay! I'm bitter and angry at you racist crackers!

I am extremely homosexual, though.

#60 - Posted by: Barack Obama on September 17, 2008 06:10 PM

Um... This is IMAO right? I came here to call Obama a traitor, or something like that.

I want nothing to do with the gay opium infused seaguls, that sell old men to rich Japaneese people, so they see pictures of Sarah Palin throwing puppies off of the roof from tall buildings at gay couples who want to clearcut our forests and have babies.

I go away for 3 hours and you guy go all "Lord of the Flies". No wonder my wife hates me reading blogs.

#61 - Posted by: BigRichardSmall on September 17, 2008 06:28 PM

Lol?

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-3/16079/Image23.jpg

I figured I can be off topic because the trolls are doing the same.

#62 - Posted by: CiDhed on September 17, 2008 06:31 PM

I've got my hat. It's my turn to bat.

#63 - Posted by: Boogy on September 17, 2008 06:38 PM

Why is Obama a Traitor just because he wants to take credit for winning the war? He fought in Nam is what i heard anyways. hes brutal you know? We here at headquarters are just waiting for Cameron Diaz to finally endorse him before we officially back him. We are curious why you all have a problem with the gays do they have feelings or something well they cant reproduce so theres probably nothing to worry about. OH and they hate guns so they'll never take over he he!

#64 - Posted by: Sir Deus on September 17, 2008 06:51 PM

Reality is for people who can't handle IMAO.

(and BTW, o'bummer may not be a traitor, but he'd sell out this country in a minute if it meant winning the election and changing the fundamental principles on which it was built.)

#65 - Posted by: George on September 17, 2008 06:53 PM

Obama is my champion! My champion for freedom!

Freedom from most of my income!!!!

#66 - Posted by: Atom on September 17, 2008 08:14 PM

Dear gays,

I'm not sure if you've figured this out yet, but most Republicans have a natural affinity and an innate desire, if you leave them alone long enough, to bash McCain.

We're Republicans, it's what we do.

(Okay, I kinda like the guy, but I'm a bit of a freak.)

Your trolling of this site and others only guarantees we rally around him and forget whatever we were pissed at him for this time and that people who were ambivalent about homosexual issues develop animosity for you.

You're welcome.

Sincerely,

WAL

#67 - Posted by: WAL on September 17, 2008 08:20 PM

The 4chan losers hacked Palin's email... These people have absolutely no life. I hope they get shut down for it. =D

#68 - Posted by: CiDhed on September 17, 2008 09:23 PM

I concede that Obama is probably not a KGB plant. But if he was, what exactly would he be doing differently?

#69 - Posted by: Chestertonrules on September 17, 2008 11:30 PM

Sure, but Obama is the traitor we NEED

PS
L-o-o-ove what you've done with the place, so poofy!
Andrew Sullivan

#70 - Posted by: Terry_Jim on September 17, 2008 11:52 PM

I didn't hate gays before now, but I never met such nasty gays as these trolls. After all these offensive insults from gay trolls, I am giving gay hating some serious consideration. Odds are I am not alone in my reexamination of my attitudes.

#71 - Posted by: A fairly normal IMAO reader on September 17, 2008 11:58 PM

The vast majority of americans believe in science and they know being gay is genetic just like it is with gay animals.

Actually, it's not genetic and that's still no excuse. Some people are genetically predisposed towards alcoholism, but we don't say "Go ahead, drink yourself to death, it's in your genes," do we?

#72 - Posted by: Swamper on September 18, 2008 12:03 AM

Swamper did you just compare being gay to being a drunk? So straight people are sexually sober? Does this also mean that you are attracted to men the same way a drunk is attracted to another beer and you have to resist these urges to be remain sober?

#73 - Posted by: Atom on September 18, 2008 12:12 AM

#55 - Sulamie, I'm here, my friend.
You're on fire! The quality and originality of all the anti-troll comments has been so high that I felt no need to pitch in, I was just reading along and cheering!

But here goes:

"Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a man commits are outside his body, but he who sins sexually sins against his own body. Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? Your are not your own; you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body."

1Cor 6:18-20

And from Luke 5:31-32:

'Jesus answered them, "It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance."'

#62 - CiDhed,
If only humans go to heaven, why does the Catholic Church do an annual 'blessing of the animals' on the feast of St. Francis?

#53 - Boogs,
It's a helicopter, right?

Back to the topic: Who said, 'Treason never prospers, for when it prospers, none dare call it treason!'?

PS. George, Reality is for people who can't handle IMAO! Brilliant!

#74 - Posted by: 4 of 7 on September 18, 2008 12:34 AM

1Cor 6:19 - Typo: 'You (not Your) are not your own;' etc.
(God is perfect, I'm not!)

To whom it may concern: Also read 1Cor 6:9-11 (if you can handle it!)

#75 - Posted by: 4 of 7 on September 18, 2008 12:50 AM

I guess, if I got more excited by looking at David Hasselhof than Carmen Electra, I'd be pretty bitter about my life too.

Actually, we don't hate gays we just don't condone the harmful choices they've made. But, as long as they keep it out of our lives the vast majority of us don't give a damn what they do in their bedroom...and I think that really disappoints them.

#76 - Posted by: Son of Bob on September 18, 2008 12:50 AM

I just scanned the comments. Obama had homosexual relations with the Iraqis so they would delay the troop with drawl? Wow! What a queer traitor!

#77 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 18, 2008 05:38 AM

The more time I spend around people the more I miss my dog.
If dogs can't go to heaven count me out. Doesn't sound like any place I'd go.

#78 - Posted by: Jim on September 18, 2008 07:00 AM

#62 - CiDhed,
If only humans go to heaven, why does the Catholic Church do an annual 'blessing of the animals' on the feast of St. Francis?

#74 - Posted by: 4 of 7 on September 18, 2008 12:34 AM

St. Francis is the patron saint of the animals and birds. The blessing is to show admiration and respect to God's creatures and our furry companions.

I still thought the joke was funny. "All rock's go to heaven." :D

#79 - Posted by: on September 18, 2008 07:43 AM

To think a group of people would come together to make a website dedicated to Clear Cutting Yellowstone National Park, to raise money to rocket orphans into the sun. How can you people call yourselves human. You sicken me.


That's silly. Before we do that, we need to pass the law so we can use the orphans as a child labor force to do the clear-cutting.


There's a process to be followed, people.

#80 - Posted by: RockThrowingPeasant on September 18, 2008 08:43 AM

You liberals are such hypocrites... You trumpet the mantra of tolerance and acceptance, yet you refuse to accept my intolerance. Leave, and don't come back until you can finally tolerate the fact that we know you're wrong.

#81 - Posted by: T.N. Amaps on September 18, 2008 09:09 AM

#79 was me...

#82 - Posted by: CiDhed on September 18, 2008 10:10 AM

#26 - ...Therefore the gay trolls will continue to visit this blog and mock you for hating gays.

Thay there, Mithter Hot Thexy Man U:

MOCK AWAY! Visit regularly and blather on. Keep reinforcing that stereotype. We all love to laugh and point almost as much as we'd love to nuke the moon with Obamarama riding the nose.

Oh, and back to topic: Yes, BHusseinO IS a traitor, and should be placed before a firing squad on his royal kiddie chair (since his weak spine can't hold him up STRAIGHT). Sarah should have no trouble pulling the trigger. If she's not available, this proud-parent-of-a-soldier will proudly fill in.

#83 - Posted by: ILoveMyFreedoms on September 18, 2008 01:26 PM

We get the leaders we deserve. In reading the troll posts, I am beginning to believe that Americans deserve all that Barak the Beautificent is going to give them.

If you are posting here calling Gov. Palin a whore and Bush Hitler, take a real good look in the mirror- 'cause there you are. Baby killing, sex addicted, traitors with no hope for any kind of real change. To have that, one must be able to see themselves clearly and obviously the blinders you have on will not allow you to view yourselves realistically.

I almost HOPE you get what you want. It won't CHANGE my beliefs or faith but it may well CHANGE our fortunes.

#84 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 18, 2008 09:18 PM

#79, #82 - CiDhed,

I went back to your link (#62) and did that 'refresh page with full quality' thing.
Now I get it! That's great!
Before, I couldn't read what was written on the Catholic sign, and so only got half the arguement!
Sorry. I commented before I had all the facts.
(That's Never happened here before!)

#85 - Posted by: 4 of 7 on September 18, 2008 09:35 PM

Hi 4 of 7!

I knew you'd come (Superman always does, ya know!)

Thanks.

#86 - Posted by: Sulamie on September 18, 2008 11:51 PM

#86 - sulamie,
Oh. Phonebooths/Superman - I get it!

But I'm not Superman.
Green Arrow, maybe, on my good days (only not such a bleeding heart liberal).

But I wouldn't mind having St. Joseph of Cupertino's gift - he could fly. True story!

With Franks new anti-troll filters in place things should be at least a bit more civil around here.

But where there's an attack on traditional family values, I'll be there!
Where there's a fool using the Lord's name in vain, I'll be there!
Where some liberal troll, running off at the mouth with the passion of his/her/its twisted world view leaves themselves wide open for a cutting, crushing zinger of a burn, I'll be there (if someone else doesn't beat me to it)!

Dah, Da da da dah, Dah, dah, dah .... Up, Up, and Away! (whooooosh!)

#87 - Posted by: 4 of 7 on September 19, 2008 11:12 PM
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