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I remember when the first Knight Rider came out--back in the day, Dukes of Hazzard ruled the redneck roost. Can you imagine if people came to school today with the General Lee with the Confederate flag on it? All hell would surely break loose. Anyway, before it came out, they had this marketing campaign comparing the capabilities of the General Lee to KITT, and they showed this scene where they throw a brick at KITT. The next day, this idiot kid (easily the stupidest kid in my class, and probably in the running for stupidest kid in school), came up to me and said "Did you see the new KITT car? ::yokle chuckle:: They threw a brick at the windshield at it and it BOUNCED OFF!" This was the same kid, who in third grade, when asked what "extinct" meant, said "smelly?". Not surprisingly, the poor guy got killed in an accident when he got sucked into some industrial machinery a couple years back. They never put "Most likely to die in an occupational accident" in yearbooks, but if they did, it would most definitely have been bestowed upon this guy. Ah, good times.
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