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23 Responses To "Michelle Obama: Don't withold vote because of "crazy eyes""

First Lady?

Excuse me. I'll be in a fetal position for a while now.

#1 - Posted by: Basil on September 18, 2008 09:03 PM

Don't worry Michelle, your eyes are the least offensive thing about either of you.

#2 - Posted by: NunyaB on September 18, 2008 09:06 PM

It's fair to say it shouldn't matter whether the candidate's spouse has crazy eyes, but if the candidate has crazy eyes, it might break the deal.

I'm talking about Cynthia McKinney.

#3 - Posted by: George guy on September 18, 2008 09:06 PM

Oh you tricky tricky white boy!
Poor girl, she looks smart too. If she was conservative she'd would've been a force to reckon with. But the dice fell.

#4 - Posted by: Corona on September 18, 2008 09:11 PM

For the firs time in my life I'm ashamed of my countrymen and women. That they can't see Lord and Lady McObama for the creatures they are, makes me wonder if there are any reasoning human beings left on either coasts.

We have met the enemy and he is us.

#5 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 18, 2008 09:42 PM

first, first time... dang.

#6 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 18, 2008 09:43 PM

To paraphrase one of the greatest comedies ever filmed:

"Oh, Lordy-Lord, she desp'ate! Do as she say, do as she say!!!!"

FUERE FREI!!!

#7 - Posted by: KapitanLeutnant on September 18, 2008 10:04 PM

Im keeping the Reynolds wrap within arms reach...... I dont know about you.

#8 - Posted by: Sir Deus on September 18, 2008 10:47 PM

Seems her eyes are her sanest parts.

#9 - Posted by: spacemonkey on September 18, 2008 10:53 PM

This was one of your best posts yet, Cadet, and I don't even know if you had to do anything to that picture to make it so.

#10 - Posted by: Joel on September 18, 2008 11:48 PM

Yah! Michelle Obama is a magnificent lady. She's so sweet and kind. Everyone likes her very much.

#11 - Posted by: Atom on September 19, 2008 01:48 AM

[IMG]http://i35.tinypic.com/dwte0i.jpg[/IMG]

#12 - Posted by: Sir Deus on September 19, 2008 02:04 AM

Aunt.
Freaking.
Esther.

#13 - Posted by: Terry_Jim on September 19, 2008 02:50 AM

Dues - step 2 is become president!!

#14 - Posted by: Atom on September 19, 2008 04:49 AM

Did anyone else notice the way that Newt Gingrich shut down Colmes last night? He laughed at him! And I have never seen Colmes so offended - his head nearly exploded - like something out of a scene from "Mars Attacks".

THAT is how you deal with the Democrats - YOU LAUGH AT THEM. They'll do anything to get attention, but being laughed at is the one thing they absolutely can't stand! Put out an ad with someone laughing at something dumb they've said - laughter in it - and it will drive the Rats absolutely INSANE. That's the one thing they absolutely CAN'T STAND...

#15 - Posted by: JinnyB on September 19, 2008 06:12 AM

"THAT is how you deal with the Democrats - YOU LAUGH AT THEM. They'll do anything to get attention, but being laughed at is the one thing they absolutely can't stand!"

Ja, ja.

"The devill, that proude spirit, cannot endure to be mocked." --- St. Thomas More

LOS!!!!!!!!!!

#16 - Posted by: KapitanLeutnant on September 19, 2008 07:49 AM

I'm not turned off from Obama because his wife has crazy eyes, I'm turned off from Obama because he's a racist, terrorist-sympathizing, anti-American, socialistic traitor.

#17 - Posted by: Swamper on September 19, 2008 10:31 AM

The original comment was to not vote for "her" because she's "cute." Then she said she was talking about herself.

Ummmm...so the husband is a complete idiot that claims to be smart, and his wife is a homely woman that thinks she's cute. We like ourselves very much in the Obama household, don't we?

Oh, and arrrgh...it's talk like a pirate day.

#18 - Posted by: Son of Bob on September 19, 2008 11:59 AM

I agree laughter and a great way to attack. My friend and I laugh at Hannity a lot. It's obvious he's in-the-closet and trying to act all mmacho and pretend he's a tough guy and stuff.

#19 - Posted by: Atom on September 19, 2008 12:44 PM

Atom, you forgot to put quotation marks around the word FRIEND in #19.

LOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

#20 - Posted by: KapitanLeutnant on September 19, 2008 06:18 PM

"Michelle Obama's remarks came at a women's roundtable on the economy. She told the audience of 600 that her husband is the only candidate focused on equal pay, health care, affordable college, teacher recruitment and other issues of concern to women. She said that's what the election should be about."

Wonder where I've been?? Trying to find that DAM that Obama says he gives about women!! His campaign doesn't even pay women equally!! Why should I believe he believes in equal pay when he doesn't DO IT?? Is that a change he's hoping to implement, but just can't cause of John McCain paying his campaign women MORE than the men? McCain used up all that extra so Obama just couldn't???

#21 - Posted by: Apple P on September 19, 2008 08:29 PM
Did anyone else notice the way that Newt Gingrich shut down Colmes last night? He laughed at him! And I have never seen Colmes so offended - his head nearly exploded - like something out of a scene from "Mars Attacks".
Aha, that's why Alan Colmes has never interviewed Slim Whitman! #22 - Posted by: Terry_Jim on September 20, 2008 02:21 AM

My only question is, can she do that wobble neck action that usually accompanies a look like that ?

#23 - Posted by: Strnj1 on September 22, 2008 07:39 PM
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