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September 19, 2008
Arrr!
Aye, mateys, it's International Talk Like a Pirate Day, which means you get to annoy yer coworkers since the gub'ment still refuses to make it an official holiday and give us the day off. Arrr! Eh, that's all the pirate talking I can do for one day. 18 Responses To "Arrr!"
ARRRRR! Walk the plank fer yer lack of full pirateyness! #1 - Posted by: Hazel on September 19, 2008 09:18 AMWhat do you mean we can't get married? We're here, We're...... Ooops, wrong kind of pirate.... oh, here we go.... It's also National Butterscotch Pudding Day (among others). Now why do these two days intersect? Do pirates have an affinity for butterscotch pudding? Perhaps they do, uh, mateys. #3 - Posted by: T.N. Amaps on September 19, 2008 10:18 AM{pirate} Arrr. Aye. Matey. Yarrrr. I be lookin' fer Obama scallywags in me face. Arrr. {/pirate} #4 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 19, 2008 10:20 AM" Anyway, the pirates code is more like set of guidelines, than actual rules" #5 - Posted by: nyexpat on September 19, 2008 10:37 AMARRRR! Get this steering wheel out of me pants. It's drivin' me nuts! #6 - Posted by: Texaspartan on September 19, 2008 10:55 AMArrgh, I be hopin' someone could be helpin' me out. It seems I've got a festerin' Biden on my Obama, and I be needin' someone to squeeze the Pelosi out of it. #7 - Posted by: Son of Bob on September 19, 2008 11:44 AMAye, Son of Bob, me lad. Put tincture o' Palin on it, ye be. You can stand McPain, ye can. #8 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 19, 2008 12:02 PMArrrrr!!! Fortunately, I now live far enough away from the SF Gay Area to call someone "matey" without attracting unwanted attention. Over on that part of the coast, Pirate Day is usually (and literally) celebrated with rum, sodomy, and the lash. :/ LOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #9 - Posted by: KapitanLeutnant on September 19, 2008 01:03 PMgub'ment I thought that was part of Talk Like a Texan Day..? Or maybe that's "gummint." LOS!!!!!!!!! #10 - Posted by: KapitanLeutnant on September 19, 2008 01:06 PMIt's actually Talk Like a Palin Day because we are in a parallel quantum universe. I've tried to talk like a Palin but I'm not as good as Tina Fey. #11 - Posted by: Atom on September 19, 2008 04:01 PMAll we need now is McCain as a pirate with a rusty cutlass- #12 - Posted by: nyexpat on September 19, 2008 04:54 PMShiver me timbers, you be the finest crew of miscreants ever to darken Davy Jones' locker. Yo ho ho and bottle of Caffine Free Coke ( sorry that's what we drink here-we're those kind of people). #13 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 19, 2008 05:07 PM
The pirate alphabet: fifteen men on a dead mans chest! The mate was fixed with the bos'n's pike, The skipper lay with his nob in gore, 'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead, There was chest on chest of Spanish gold We wrapped 'em all in a mainsail tight Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! from -The Derelict- author unknown Famous Pirate Quote: "Yo, ho!" #3 Hmmm. I told The Wife, and she just looked away, muttering something about pudding and Johnny Depp. Not sure what she was talking about. #17 - Posted by: Basil on September 20, 2008 05:42 AMCorrection: And there they lay, and sodden skies (No sidetrips to Fiddlers Green for them!) yarrr #18 - Posted by: 5 of 7 on September 20, 2008 05:12 PMPost a comment
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