Everybody's worried about all the financial... even though I'm still not quite sure how any of it affects me. Now, the presidential candidates are going to use this as a case for themselves, but President Bush really needs to make some grand gesture if he doesn't want to go out of his presidency on a super low note.

Here's my idea for Bush: Take over America in a military coup.

Yeah, I know, he's already in charge, but that's what will make this so much easier. He has unquestionable control of the military, so it won't take much to get a bunch of tanks to come into D.C. so Bush can come out and announce, "Because of this crisis, I am taking over America and declaring myself leader. I will also punish all of those who are responsible!"

Then he can say all the problems are because of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi. He'll then put the two in a rocket and launch them into space as is the custom in American military coups. And now the weirdo goobers who think he stole the elections will have to finally recognize President Bush since his military coup will certainly be very legitimate. Or they will also be placed in rockets.

It all sounds like a good idea to me. There's only so much the government can do, so it's best just to keep people from panicking by taking charge with military force. The other idea for Bush is to flee in the middle of the night, but he can keep that as an option if the first idea doesn't work.

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