Finance Talk
Since there isn't really that much either party knows to do to make sure the economy becomes stable, this contest is probably going to come down to which candidate can BS the best. What McCain really needs to do is just say right-sounding stuff and say it confidently so as to keep people from panicking. Some suggestions:
"We can shore up capital by mortgaging stocks."
"A strong fiscal finance is all that's needed to for profitable currency."
"We'll stabilize the economy by reversing the polarity of the tachyon particles."
"All we need to remember is hibbilty gibber flibble floo."
Well, that's all the economic advice I have. Can we talk about guns again?
Stumble It!
