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December 22, 2006
While We're Putting People Back Into Holidays
Posted by spacemonkey at 03:12 PM

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September 22, 2006
Sweet Home Al-Aboomboom
Posted by spacemonkey at 03:19 PM

Sweet Home Al-Aboomboom

I didn't make this, but I sure do like it.

Rating: 2.7/5 (13 votes cast)

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September 19, 2005
"YEAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!"
Posted by Cadet Happy at 12:28 PM

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via spacemonkey . . .

Rating: 2.2/5 (10 votes cast)

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September 17, 2005
may i present to you . . .
Posted by Cadet Happy at 02:10 PM

the official IMAO beer wench!

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Rating: 2.5/5 (9 votes cast)

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August 28, 2005
IDM made the call . . .
Posted by Cadet Happy at 09:42 PM

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Rating: 2.3/5 (8 votes cast)

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August 26, 2005
you make the call . . .
Posted by Cadet Happy at 10:20 PM

. . . what's in the cabinet?


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August 25, 2005
fore!
Posted by Cadet Happy at 09:13 PM

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August 24, 2005
Great thinkers run throughout Senator Hagel's bloodline . . .
Posted by Cadet Happy at 11:33 AM

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August 19, 2005
Weekend time waster . . .
Posted by Cadet Happy at 05:55 PM

Ever wonder why IMAO became a group blog? Me neither. But I recently stumbled over this old mountaineermusing post that describes the events preceding this tragic event.

Rating: 1.9/5 (8 votes cast)

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August 18, 2005
It's alive!
Posted by Cadet Happy at 11:57 PM

Japanese company Artificial Life recently announced that it was releasing version 2.0 of V-Girl. A massive hit in Asian countries, V-Girl involves a synthetic girlfriend with routines the player watches and becomes involved in. There is an ever-evolving daily and weekly schedule which includes visiting your V-Girl's virtual home, work or bar, and shopping with her virtual girlfriends.

That gave me a brilliant idea--why not apply this concept to our very own SarahK! With SarahK coming off the market in December, this is the only way that her mountaineermusing and IMAO fans can partake of the authentic "SarahK experience." The IMAO crew has been working day and night to write the code for V-SarahK, and we are finally ready with our beta release. So, get ready to walk a mile in FrankJ's shoes, for I give you . . .


V-SarahK, v. 1.0 BETA

Rating: 2.5/5 (11 votes cast)

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August 16, 2005
Congratulations to our own Scott McCollum!
Posted by Cadet Happy at 11:50 PM

the new Mr. Afghanistan!

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Rating: 1.8/5 (7 votes cast)

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Better get out a Star of David patch Laurence . . .
Posted by Frank J. at 03:33 PM

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Hi, my name is Sandy Sheethead, Grand High Wizard of the Hazzard County KKK, and new IMAO guest blogger. I'm coming to you today promote my latest foray into the political system. I have organized a rally outside of President Bush's ranch down in Crawford, Texas to protest the illegal and immoral enforcement of civil rights for Blacks, Jews, and other inferior races. My protest is headquarted at what has come to be known as "Camp Sheethead" (I call it a "camp" even though I actually stay at a local hotel when the media isn't around). My aim is to force President Bush into meeting me so I can lecture him about Aryan rights and the misguided policies of the Civil Rights movement. Me and several hundred other Klan sympathizers sing songs, chant, and hold press conferences. We've also set up nearly 2000 burning crosses (one for each month since we lost the War of Northern Agression) to underscore our message. Since we have nearly twice as many protestors as Cindy Sheehan has, I figure we must be twice as reflective of public opinion as she is. I mean, its not like you can get 100 people together to protest about something that only appeals to the kookiest fringe of American society. In the face of our massive 200 person protest, I expect that President Bush will see the error of his ways, repeal the offending portions of the Constituation, and set up some concentration camps. Now where did Brian Williams wander off to . . .

Rating: 3.1/5 (7 votes cast)

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August 14, 2005
light posting this week . . .
Posted by Cadet Happy at 10:02 PM

i'm going to hop on my hog and do some research for my new book . . .

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Rating: 2.4/5 (8 votes cast)

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August 12, 2005
don't ask for whom the bell tolls . . .
Posted by Cadet Happy at 11:54 PM

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Rating: 2.3/5 (12 votes cast)

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August 07, 2005
worth the price of admission
Posted by Cadet Happy at 08:30 PM

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Rating: 2.4/5 (8 votes cast)

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August 06, 2005
Russian Navy releases photo of endangered mini-sub . . .
Posted by Cadet Happy at 09:27 PM

mechanical engineers suspect that the screen door shown in the photo may have something to do with the problems it is facing off of Russia's Far East coast

Rating: 2.1/5 (9 votes cast)

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August 03, 2005
space shuttle update
Posted by Cadet Happy at 11:21 PM

The crew of the space shuttle Discovery completed repairs on the shuttle today while parked at the ISS . . .

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July 30, 2005
killing time on saturday night . . .
Posted by Cadet Happy at 11:56 PM

ever wonder what a water balloon would look like if popped in zero gravity . . .
http://exploration.grc.nasa.gov/balloon/blob.htm

some driving tips I think you'll find useful . . .
http://www.mentaldischarge.com/?section=printables&id=42

you think you know movies? take these quizzes . . .
http://www.filmwise.com/invisibles/index.shtml

who knew? . . .
http://www.samuelsdesign.com/comics/pages/catman32.htm

i want to believe . . .
http://www.ufocasebook.com/bestufopictures.html

hardcore star wars fan . . .
http://www.asciimation.co.nz/

can it be? an alliance website that is actually funny! (NSFW)
i don't agree with his taste in women, but I dig the website . . .
http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/

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July 29, 2005
new in the IMAO store . . .
Posted by Cadet Happy at 05:33 PM

sarahk's recent bout with stomach flu gave me a great idea for a new product . . .

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Rating: 3.5/5 (12 votes cast)

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July 27, 2005
livin' la vida loco
Posted by Cadet Happy at 11:16 AM

Well renowned intellectual Ricky Martin recently took a stab at raising awareness about Arab profiling. Martin, a former member of Menudo and "Livin' La Vida Loca" one-hit wonder, attended the silver jubilee of the Arab Children's Congress in Jordan. Martin posed for photos with Arab teenage fans and at one point a traditional Arab kaffiyeh headscarf with the slogan "Jerusalem Is Ours" written in Arabic was draped over his shoulders.

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"I had no idea that the kaffiyeh scarf presented to me contained language referring to Jerusalem, and I apologize to anyone who might think I was endorsing its message," Martin said in a statement released Monday by his New York-based publicist, Ken Sunshine.

Unfortunately, this isn't the first time that Martin has found himself in this type of awkward situation . . .

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July 01, 2005
It doesn't add up . . .
Posted by Cadet Happy at 11:21 AM

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If you're living under a rock, context.

Rating: 2.1/5 (11 votes cast)

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June 27, 2005
caught on hidden camera!
Posted by Cadet Happy at 12:47 AM

sarahk in frankj's shower -- must be 18 to view

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Rating: 2.2/5 (16 votes cast)

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June 04, 2005
jailbait no more?
Posted by Cadet Happy at 10:51 AM

Happy birthday to Frank! Sarah can finally kiss him goodnight without risking an 18 month stint in the Brevard County Correctional Institution.

Rating: 3.5/5 (10 votes cast)

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June 01, 2005
Too much!
Posted by Cadet Happy at 08:48 PM

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Rating: 2.6/5 (9 votes cast)

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Straight from the fever swamp . . .
Posted by Cadet Happy at 02:15 PM

It's probably bad form to link to something that LGF has linked to, but I would be doing you a disservice if I didn't maximize your chances of reading the funniest thing i've read in awhile. A fever dream over at DU . . .

Rating: 2.7/5 (11 votes cast)

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May 28, 2005
ignis fatuous
Posted by Cadet Happy at 10:18 PM

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context

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May 27, 2005
coming soon to a store near you . . .
Posted by Cadet Happy at 05:48 PM

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Rating: 3.3/5 (10 votes cast)

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Open letter to Senator Santorum
Posted by Cadet Happy at 09:38 AM

Dear Senator Santorum,

It was with great disappointment and sadness this morning that I learned that two days before you introduced a bill that critics say would restrict the National Weather Service, your political action committee received a $2,000 donation from the chief executive of a leading provider of weather data. I think this alleged action makes the Republicans look bad at a time when we can ill afford any more political setbacks.

In the future, Senator, I would encourage you to refuse to put any bill forward for less than a $50,000 contribution. It's a sad day when a Senator's vote can be purchased for such a fiddling sum--it makes the whole party look shabby and cheap. I have it on good authority that the going rate for Senator Schumer, who has four years less seniority than you, is at least $100,000 (in a brown envelope passed under the table no less). I doubt that a measley $2,000 contribution would even get you a seat at a table near the kitchen door at a Senator Kennedy fundraiser, much less get a bill introduced in Congress.

Further, accepting a $2,000 contribution creates confusion. That sum is so low, that I doubt that most Senators would realize he has been "bought off" by its acceptance. Please do better in the future.

Your loyal subject,

Cadet Happy

Rating: 2.9/5 (14 votes cast)

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May 23, 2005
my favorite judas . . .
Posted by Cadet Happy at 10:09 PM

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Rating: 2.7/5 (15 votes cast)


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May 16, 2005
Coming to a venue near you?
Posted by Cadet Happy at 11:15 PM

It's true that the IMAO crew works hard every day to bring you the quality entertainment you've come to expect. But we also like to play hard, and in that vein we're proud to anounce the formation of our new interpretive dance troupe: The Rollickin' Ronin.

We have booked a number of gigs between Memorial Day and Labor Day, and would appreciate your support if you can make it to one of our shows.

June 11 -- The Cubby Hole in Fort Lauderdale, FL
June 24 -- Studz Orlando in Orlando, FL
July 22 -- Sassy's in Amarillo, TX
July 23 -- BUddies II in Dallas, TX (two shows)

Keep posted for additional dates--we may be prancing at a locale near you!

Rating: 3.1/5 (11 votes cast)

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May 09, 2005
first ever Museathon puts fj's fjs in a bind . . .
Posted by Cadet Happy at 05:26 PM

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May 03, 2005
coming soon to a funeral parlor near you . . .
Posted by Cadet Happy at 02:40 PM

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April 26, 2005
the secret ingredient is . . .
Posted by Cadet Happy at 12:25 PM

. . . corruption

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April 20, 2005
ignis fatuous
Posted by Cadet Happy at 09:07 PM

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:via scott:

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April 19, 2005
I got your conciliatory overtures right here . . .
Posted by Cadet Happy at 12:48 AM

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April 15, 2005
Fun at the zoo . . .
Posted by Cadet Happy at 11:44 PM

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I was at the zoo this morning and took this picture of my favorite animal--the Arizona RINO (genus:republican species:innamusonly). The RINO is a very accommodating beast--whenever a camera is nearby it is sure to come trotting over. It accommodatingly poses itself in whatever position will bring the most attention to itself, regardless of the jeopardy it places the rest of the herd in. I guess, like humans, some RINOs are just jerks

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March 02, 2005
ignis fatuous
Posted by Cadet Happy at 11:53 PM

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ruling from the judicial throne
Posted by Cadet Happy at 02:17 AM

the seat is comfortable, but the 200 year old parchment really chaps your ass
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In case you hadn't heard, five people (who hide behind the label "Supreme Court majority") decided today that you and your fellow citizens are incapable of governing yourself in relation to the issue of whether juveniles between the ages of 16 and 18 should be executed for first degree murder. If you read their opinion (and I encourage you to do so--especially the dissents--because it underscores everything that is wrong with the judicial system these days) you will note that they describe in great detail how there is no national consensus regarding this issue (i.e. different states have treated the issue differently through the legislative process), then conclude that there is in fact a national consensus that the death penalty should not be enforced in such cases. Huh?

What is nearly as appalling as this total usurption of the democratic process, is that the juvenile they removed from death row committed one of the most calculated and cruel acts of murder you will ever have the misfortune to read about. If anyone of any age ever deserved the death penalty, certainly the killer in the case before the court did.

If Republican Senator's don't have the guts to exercise the nuclear option after this debacle, we mine as well give up hope that we will ever be freed from judicial tyranny.

Rating: 2.6/5 (10 votes cast)

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February 24, 2005
ignis fatuous
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February 23, 2005
ignis fatuous
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February 22, 2005
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February 17, 2005
ignis fatuous
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