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October 10, 2007
IMAO Exclusive: Jew Blender Loose in Iraq
Posted by Frank J. at 10:07 AM

Just when you thought there was nothing worse than a puppy blender, look what a reader found while in Iraq:

"If we drink the joooos, we'll get their power!"

That's right: An Iraqi is converting Jews into a citrus flavored beverage. Anyone who thinks things are improving in Iraq, explain the joos box to me!

(thanks to LCpl Tucker for the photo)

Rating: 2.5/5 (19 votes cast)

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July 11, 2007
An IMAO Investigative Report: The Vast Ron Paul Conspiracy
Posted by Frank J. at 01:09 PM

Who is Ron Paul, and why are his Ronulans so fervent even though IMAO's scientific polling shows Ron Paul losing the presidency in a landslide to a dancing monkey? I already showed that FredThompsonForum.com is a Ron Paul supporter front meant to defame Fred Thompson, but I've recently discovered that the conspiracy is much wider and much more disturbing.

What evil lurks behind those beady eyes?
First off, there is at least one Ron Paul supporter coordinating a slander campaign against Fred Thompson. William Beutler at Blog P.I. noted the perp, and checking IMAO comments I found two instance of a "Jim Robinson" talking down Fred Thompson, one here and the other here. Each was under a different IP address, and searching for more comments under those IP addresses I found Ron Paul 2008 here (same post one of the Jim Robinson comments were in) and RepublicanWomenAgainstFredThompson here (which you'll note I immediately pegged as a Ron Paul stooge, eagle-eyed blogger that I am). As you see, this person is an obvious Ron Paul supporter, but he has posed as a Rudy supporter when trashing Fred Thompson -- that's how weird and twisted this conspiracy is.

This isn't just one slanderer, though; this is a coordinated campaign. abrown28 of fredheadsusa.org alerted me to how the Fred Thompson Forum being a Ron Paul front is not just an isolated incident. Some checks on whois information shows the same person who owns RonPaulForum.com, owns the MittRomneyForum.com and RudyGiulianiForum.com URLs so he can defame them too if fortunes change for Fred Thompson (interestingly, he didn't bother to buy JohnMcCainForum.com; I guess getting that would be like buying special insurance in case you're hit by a meteor -- technically it's possible, what are the odds?). The whois information used to match for the FredThompsonForum.com, but now that information is made private, so you'll have to trust me on that (interesting how the only person who knows this is me -- someone extremely untrustworthy; they planned this conspiracy well). If you look at the Fred Thompson Forum and compare it to the Ron Paul Forum, though, you'll notice they were set up exactly the same.

There is a big difference between those forums, though. While there are public areas on the Ron Paul forum where they point out polls to spam and curse how they all have cellphones and that's why Gallup never finds Ron Paul support, they also have some sections hidden to all but registered users.

Sounds like a job for an undercover investigation.

I made a fake ID and attempted access to the hidden areas, but first they interrogated me to make sure I was a real Ron Paul supporter. They asked me three questions which I had to get right to be accepted by them. Luckily, I had done enough Ron Paul research that they didn't stump me. The questions were:

1. Ron Paul is the what of our day? (Answer: Thomas Jefferson)
2. How do you respond to people mocking Ron Paul and his supporters: (Answer: "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win.")
3. Who is the last hope for America? (Answer: Ron Paul)

I was then given access to what they talk about in the private area of their forum, and it's worse than we all feared...


Rating: 2.3/5 (20 votes cast)

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May 31, 2007
IMAO Exclusive: The White House's and WSJ's Immigration Bill FAQ
Posted by Frank J. at 01:34 PM

Due to my numerous contacts, I've received the FAQ the White House is going to soon put out to answer people's concerns about the immigration bill. It was written with help from the editorial staff at the Wall Street Journal. Here it is:


Q. I'm concerned that the immigration bill focuses more on giving illegal immigrants amnesty than border protection. Does the President share these concerns?
A. The President doesn't hate brown people.

Q. This isn't a racial issue. Many people think this bill will only encourage more illegal immigration and leave our borders open and dangerous. What are the answer to these charges?
A. To answer your underlying question, I'm afraid the the President is against your proposal to commit genocide against Hispanics.

Q. This isn't about Hispanics! This is about our laws being respected and our national security!
A. Unfortunately, America has had a long history of closed-minded bigots like you who hate all immigrants and want to keep the nation white and pure. To answer what we can only assume will be your next question, no, jackboots aren't tax deductible, but have fun in your neo-Nazi march anyway.

Q. I'm not against immigrants! Why can't you people understand there is a difference between legal and illegal immigration?! I'm only objecting to the illegal ones!
A. Calm down. It's this frothing at the mouth anger that causes your irrational views on immigration. To answer your other concerns, Hispanics actually have excellent hygiene, are not lazy, and aren't all criminals. Also, there has been no genetic evidence that Hispanics are inferior to the white man. I'd be careful about believing just any pamphlet handed out at your KKK meetings.

Q. With President Bush already having shaky support, do you think it's wise to label people with legitimate concerns about illegal immigration "racists"?
A. Did anyone ever tell you have many blatantly homosexual tendencies?

Q. That's it. I'm leaving the Republican Party.
A. And go where? The Green Party? Yeah, you have fun with that you brown-people hating, Nazi homo. Thanks for the questions!

Rating: 2.8/5 (38 votes cast)

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November 30, 2006
IMAO Exclusive: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Letter to Canada
Posted by Frank J. at 10:04 AM

As you know, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad recently wrote a letter to America. What you probably didn't know is that he has been writing letter to Canada for some time. A Canadian reader recently sent us a copy of the latest and you can see it for the first time exclusively here on IMAO:

Dear Canada,

How has your November been? Mine has been lots of fun. I just wrote America a letter for the first time, and I worked very hard on it. I doubt America will write me back, though, since they are so arrogant. You already know that being so close to them. That must suck. At least you're not near Israel as they can be even more mean sometimes. They try to bake our children's blood into matzo which is a lot like a cracker.

I saw this neat documentary about America the other day by this man named Borat who is from Kazakhstan. He and I are very much alike as we are both very concernced with the threat of Jews. Also, I often wrestle men naked when I get mad. I hope Borat will come to Iran and do a film as he should like it much better here than in America. I also saw a film with pirates that was lots of fun. You should make some pirate movies as I would definitely go see them.

Have you tried blogging? I love blogging. Writing whatever you feel like can be very fun. I just wish I could get more visitors to my blog. I hope to one day get the DailyKos to link to me. That's one of the few blogs out there that really gets me as the people there support me and my great vision for Iran and the Middle East. And I think they're American. Who would have thunk? I guess not all Americans are bad. Are there any Americans you like? I am just happy that some are not ignorant and know that Iran is a very sophisticated country that should be looked up to as an example to the world.

Today we're hanging more gay people which should be festive. I know you are against the death penalty, but you must realize that the American government is even worse as they execute many people who aren't even gay. Also, our death penalty is much less sexist as we also execute many women such as sluts who trick men into raping them. Stoning them to death is just part of the Islamic respect for women, and smart people understand that. We have many less reports of rape than Western nations because of this respect.

A monkey climbed through my window and bit me the other day. That makes me worried about our security. If a monkey can get to me, then surely the offspring of monkeys, the Jews, could get to me as well. I'm afraid they will blow up all our work on nuclear energy. Would you be willing to hide some of our nuclear material if needed? I'd understand if you say no, but it would be really cool of you to do it.

Do you ever feel ignored being next to that big, pushy America? I used to feel ignored because I'm short, but now I'm president. Things will get better for you. Did you know a gorilla only has a two-inch penis? That sort of puts things into perspective.

I'm less worried about America invading us now that they elected the Democrats. The Democrats may even be nice to me as many seem to listen to the DailyKos. I'm much more worried about China since I watched some movies with ninjas in them. I couldn't get to sleep because all night I thought there was a ninja on the ceiling. If China got angry at me, then there could be a ninja for real. I thought I saw a ninja the other day, but it was just a Sunni woman in a burka. If she tried to flip around and throw sharp things at me, I'm sure her husband would beat her.

Isn't it mean how many people in America make fun of my name for being long and complex? It's not like I make fun of their names for being short and overly simple. "Bush" to me seems a lot like a sound you make when you burp. How is that a name? Do you ever get made fun of for your long names like Saskatchewan?

Do you ever get stressed out? When I get stressed out, I like to lead people in a chant of "Death to America" and "Death to Israel." Of course, that's only an expressions of our disagreement with their Crusader and Zionist policies and not to be taken literally. Still, if I could get rid of one, I wonder who I would choose? America is the Great Satan, but it's all the way on the other side of the world. Israel is much closer and those Jews are wily. I guess the decision would be much easier for you, but do not underestimate the Jew threat.

Want to know a secret? Everyone actually hates the Palestinians. They're a bunch of morons. I hope when we one day push the Jews into the sea the Palestinians don't actually think we will want to be their friends. If so, I'm going to push them right into the sea with the Jews. I'd stay out of the sea after that if I were you.

People keep saying I'm crazy, but I'm not. Still, all the talk has made me question myself sometimes. The other weekend, I masturbated to some documentaries about the Holocaust. Is that weird? I asked an imam, and he told me it was okay but I should keep it to myself. It's nice to have imams to ask questions to. Who do you ask questions to when you're worried about things? New Zealand?

Please write me back soon.

Hugs and Kisses,
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

P.S. If you think you see the Twelfth Imam, e-mail me right away. Thanks!

Rating: 2.8/5 (25 votes cast)

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October 31, 2006
IMAO Exclusive: John Kerry Testifies About Troop Stupidity Before Congress
Posted by Frank J. at 06:34 PM

We have just found out that John Kerry has recently testified before Congress about alleged troop stupidity. Here's part of his statement from the transcript:

I would like to talk, representing all those veterans, and say that several months ago in Detroit, we had an investigation at which over 150 honorably discharged and many very highly decorated veterans testified to stupidity committed in the Middle East, not isolated incidents but misadventures committed on a day-to-day basis with the full awareness of officers at all levels of command.

They told the stories at times they had personally ran with scissors, put on shoes before socks, put on pants before underwear, connected positive to negative between two car batteries and then turned up the power, licked frozen telephone poles, blown their salaries on lottery tickets, drank expired milk, shouted "Shazam!" in fashion reminiscent of Jomer Pyle, set action figures on fire for fun, fed bears, and generally mooned the countryside of Iraq in addition to the normal mooning in war, and the normal and very particular mooning which is done by the applied stupidity of this country.

Rating: 2.6/5 (21 votes cast)

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October 04, 2006
Exclusive! Must Credit IMAO!!
Posted by sarahk at 03:30 PM

IMAO has accidentally intercepted an email detailing the plans for the new U.S. Border Fence. Since the email is confidential and important to national security, and since IMAO believes IMAO to be an alcoholic and therefore has no control over our actions, we are printing the confidential email anyway. In the interest of ... um ... something or other.


Rating: 1.7/5 (19 votes cast)

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September 28, 2006
IMAO EXCLUSIVE: Lines Cut from the Upcoming al-Zawahiri Video
Posted by Frank J. at 12:06 PM



Reportedly, Ayman al-Zawahiri will soon release a new message. Before, it was unknown whether it would be video, audio, or text, but IMAO can now tell you that it will be a video. Through an anonymous source, we were sent all the pieces of the video that ended up on the cutting room floor. While we are unable to show them to you per our agreement never to scoop Aljazeera, we are able to transcribe parts of the video that were cut.


* "Just to prove the pope wrong, we're never going to use violence again!"

* "Be honest: Does this beard make me look gay?"

* "I was thinking: If we turn the whole world into one Islamic state, then who will we murder for fun?"

* "I regretfully decline your invitation to be on the next season of Dancing with the Stars."

* "I find your questions about whether I have a Jewish heritage to be inappropriate."

* "Okay. Now cut to the next scene with a star wipe."

* "Osama bin Laden isn't dead. He's just resting... and I don't feel like waking him."

* "How about you guys just send us a fresh batch of corn muffins and we'll forget this whole jihad thing."

* "It's not the slander of Islam that makes us so mad as much as that Oprah and Gayle just won't admit that they're lesbians."

* "But don't start putting rumors that Osama and I are an item. In our culture, it's perfectly normal for guys to spoon each other."

* "You may laugh at some Islamic beliefs, but I bet you'd have a much more stable culture if you’d just cover your women in Hefty bags like we do."

* "We will allow for a short moratorium on attacks while we all mourn Steve Irwin."

* "We better end this here because The View is coming on."

Rating: 2.2/5 (23 votes cast)

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September 26, 2006
IMAO EXCLUSIVE: President Clinton's Comprehensive Anti-Terror Strategy He Left for the Bush Administration
Posted by Frank J. at 11:25 AM



Former President Bill Clinton, while getting angry at Chris Wallace for being a monkey, claimed that he "left a comprehensive anti-terror strategy" for the Bush Administration. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice disputes this. Despite the denial, IMAO has obtained a copy of the plan:

This plan was mentioned in the 9/11 Commission Report, so it's hard to believe the Bush Administration never heard of it.

Rating: 2.4/5 (28 votes cast)

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September 08, 2006
IMAO EXCLUSIVE: Democrats Have Captured Their Greatest Threat and Placed Him in Gitmo!
Posted by Frank J. at 11:40 PM

World is now declared safe.

(fauxtography by cadet happy)

Rating: 2.1/5 (31 votes cast)

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IMAO EXCLUSIVE: Excerpt from the Script to The Path to 9/11
Posted by Frank J. at 01:29 PM


We've just obtained a portion of the script to The Path to 9/11 that contains one of the controversial scenes. See for yourself what the hubbub is over:

BILL CLINTON: Hey, Madeline, you think we should do something about this Osama guy?

MADELINE ALBRIGHT: I don't have time to worry about that; it's almost bikini season and I need to prepare!

CLINTON: Whatever. You want a hit off my joint?

ALBRIGHT: Is it okay to mix that with cocaine?

CLINTON: I dunno. I need some munchies.

[Clinton looks around the empty burger wrappers and drug paraphernalia that cover the floor of the Oval Office. Eventually, he finds an empty Cheetos bag]

CLINTON: Huh? Sandy! Did you shove all the Cheetos down your pants again?


CLINTON: You're going to get powdered cheese all over the classified documents in there! If I keep returning that stuff with unusual stains on them, the CIA says they're going to revoke my clearance!

[Phone rings. Berger answers his cell phone.]

BERGER: Speaking of the devil, the CIA is calling. [listens to the phone for a moment] They say they’ve surrounded the terrorists and want the go ahead order from you.

CLINTON: I don't want to deal with this now. Let's pretend we're not here.

BERGER: [into phone] Dave's not here, man. [Berger drops the phone] I heard gunshots and it was scary so I hung up.

CLINTON: Good. I know what we should do now.

[Huge orgy begins involving Clinton, Albright, Berger, and many chubby interns.]

If you read the 9/11 Commission Report, all of that's in there. Seems pretty accurate to me.

Rating: 2.5/5 (26 votes cast)

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August 17, 2006
Posted by Laurence Simon at 09:28 AM

The International Astronomical Union is currently working on a final definition of what a planet is so that the debate over whether Pluto is a planet or not will finally end and astronomers can finally tilt their telescopes back at the open bathroom window of their hot next door neighbor.

Thanks to some skillful detective work involving one of our contributors disguising himself as a janitor, IMAO has received a patrial list of the IAU's list of planets and non-planets... (EDITORS: MARK AS EXLUSIVE TO IMAO)

Earth: Planet
Mars: Planet
Mars (the candy bar): Not A Planet
Planet Hollywood: Not A Planet
Jupiter: Planet
Venus: Planet
Public Enemy's "Fear Of A Black Planet" album: Not A Planet
Venus Williams: Not A Planet
Pluto: Planet
Animal Planet Channel: Not A Planet
Saturn: Planet
Saturn (the car company): Not A Planet
Mercury: (see Saturn)
The Daily Planet: Not A Planet (or a real newspaper)
Neptune: Planet


Rating: 2.5/5 (22 votes cast)

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August 13, 2006
Proof Castro Is Alive!
Posted by Frank J. at 03:16 PM



It has been announced the Fidel Castro is recovering, and Cuba has released some recent photos of Castro to show that he is alive. Some doubt their authenticity and even suggest the photos were manipulated with photo editing software. To counter this, intrepid IMAO fauxto journalist Cadet Happy present these exclusive images that prove once and for all the Fidel Castro is alive.

Fidel Castro at mass today with an unidentified priest carrying today's edition of the South Bend Tribune.(IMAO Fauxto/Cadet Happy)

Fidel Castro at a rally today with an unidentified supporter. He's talking on his new Blackberry 8600g and carrying today's edition of the L.A. Times.(IMAO Fauxto/Cadet Happy)

Fidel Castro with an unidentified foreign official. He's listening to Christina Aguilera's hit single "Ain't No Other Man" on his iPod.(IMAO Fauxto/Cadet Happy)

Fidel Castro at a parade. It's clear from his watch that it is today.(IMAO Fauxto/Cadet Happy)

Fidel Castro comforts a Lebanese woman who lost her home(s) to Israeli bombing. She's clearly holding up today's Miami Herald and Fargo Forum.(IMAO Fauxto/Cadet Happy)

Fidel Castro relaxing as he reads today's edition of Granma, the Communist Party newspaper.(IMAO Fauxto/Cadet Happy)

Rating: 2.5/5 (24 votes cast)

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August 07, 2006
PICTURE KILL: Disney World Bombed Photo Used Photo-Editing Software
Posted by Frank J. at 10:01 AM


The photo of Disney World being bombed that was issued over the weekend has been revealed to have been manipulated with photo-editing software. We are thus asking all blogs to cease and desist from using the aforementioned photo.

We are sorry for the inconvenience and hope to prevent this from happening again in the future. Preliminary investigations have revealed that I had a blood-alcohol level of 0.12 at the time the photo was posted. Since it's common for people to photoshop pictures to further anti-Semitic ends when legally drunk, there are no plans to fire myself... despite this being yet another incident in a long series of ethical lapses.

Rating: 2.1/5 (17 votes cast)

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August 05, 2006
IMAO EXCLUSIVE: Disney World Hit by Israeli Bombs!
Posted by Frank J. at 11:13 PM


The Israeli campaign against Hezbollah has gotten out of control, and IMAO is here to show you what the Zionist-controlled media is trying to cover-up. You've seen the devestation done to Beirut (here and here), but what you don't know is that today Israel got so zealous with it bombing of Hezbollah that they overshot Lebanon and hit Orlando, Florida, smack in the center of the Magic Kingdom at Disney World. SarahK and I happened to be there today, and SarahK snapped this photo of me in front of the carnage:

You may wonder how I can remain so calm in the face of a small world becoming even smaller. Well, it's simple: it's because of my steely resolve to bring you the truth.

You may also wonder why I waited until now to post this photo. Well, it's just you have to connect the camera to the computer, upload the photo to the blog, and write the post... and I just wanted to play video games this weekend, ya know? Plus, SarahK kept making me clean. What did she think I got a wife for?

I'll post more information as I get it... or until the Zionists shut me down.


Cadet Happy says this picture is a fake and has an animated GIF as "proof"; well, maybe I touched the photo up a bit... but that's all!

His claims of the "original source photo" is a complete lie, though.


A picture kill has been issued.

Rating: 2.1/5 (35 votes cast)

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August 01, 2006
IMAO EXCLUSIVE: Fidel Castro Assassinated on Death Bed
Posted by Frank J. at 08:26 AM

IMAO has just found out that the ailing Fidel Castro was found dead with five bullets in his face. Our anonymous source with the CIA confirmed that it was in fact a CIA hit, the CIA deciding they better finally assassinate Fidel now or they'd never get a chance to.

Rating: 2.5/5 (29 votes cast)

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July 25, 2006
IMAO EXCLUSIVE: The Plan to Secure Baghdad
Posted by Frank J. at 01:21 PM

President Bush is outlining a plan to secure terror-torn Baghdad. In an IMAO Exclusive, we have obtained the details to this plan.


10. Designate any area within 100 yards of a school a "Bomb Free Zone".

9. Hide all the government buildings under really large version of those hide-a-key rocks.

8. Shoot the bad people.

7. If necessary, shoot them twice.

6. Don't feed Rudy Giuliani for a week while constantly teasing him and then unleash him on the city.

5. Scotchguard everything.

4. Threaten to hand the whole place over to the Jews if everyone doesn't calm down.

3. Put special sensors all over the city to detect the presence of monkeys.

2. Lend them Superman for ten minutes a day.

And the number one idea President Bush has to secure Baghdad...


Rating: 1.9/5 (23 votes cast)

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June 27, 2006
IMAO EXCLUSIVE: Statement from the New Head of the New York Times on the Spy Programs Controversy
Posted by Frank J. at 10:41 AM

With the New York Times publishing about yet another programming in current use to spy on terrorists - thus ruining the program - there has been much debate about press responsibility. The New York Times seemed to dismiss any questions about its integrity and how its reporting might help terrorists while doing little to inform the public. To get their full stance, I, Frank J., was able to get this exclusive statement from the new head of the NYT...


Rating: 2.5/5 (21 votes cast)

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May 26, 2006
Hastert Unmasked
Posted by Frank J. at 12:05 PM

Many have been perplexed by Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert making such a fuss about the FBI raid again Democrat William Jefferson. It all seemed to make sense when ABC broke a story that Hastert is under investigation by the FBI. The Department of Justice has denied this, but ABC is sticking to its story and its unnamed sources. This brings us the question: Whom do we believe more? ABC or the Department of Justice?

Well, I for one know which one brings us more quality programming. So, I talked to my own sources - sources I will not name but I promise are really smart and know what they are talking about - and they told me that there is in fact a huge investigation of Hastert underway. My nameless sources also told me exactly what charges the FBI is pursuing, and it is as shocking as my sources are nameless.


Rating: 2.3/5 (22 votes cast)

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December 05, 2005
Kwanzaa: Fact or Fiction?
Posted by Frank J. at 12:18 PM

When I was at Disney World's Epcot Center recently, they had a large, decorated pine tree displayed prominently. I then wondered if it was a Christmas tree or one of those newfangled "Holiday" trees. There were a number of placards on the tree, and the only ones that said "Merry Christmas" were in foreign languages so as not to antagonize over-sensitive Americans, apparently. What was in English was a placard that wished my unspecified holidays would be "happy" and one that said "Have a Joyous Kwanzaa." That made me wonder why Kwanzaa was the only holiday that could get specific mention in English. Perhaps the tenets of Kwanzaa could be offensive to me. Of course, I had no idea what Kwanzaa was and whether to be offended, so I asked the nearest Disney employee what Kwanzaa was. It happened to be Mickey Mouse, and he just shrugged his shoulders and danced a happy little jig in response. I then knocked him to the ground and demanded answers.

And, if any prosecutor asks, Mickey produced his own weapon before I pulled out the switchblade.

While the most common question in regards to Kwanzaa is "What the hell is Kwanzaa?" perhaps that's the wrong question to be asking. Maybe a better question is whether Kwanzaa exists at all. Not only do I not know anyone who celebrates Kwanzaa, I don't even know anyone who knows anyone who knows how to celebrate Kwanzaa if he or she wanted to.

The traditional story about the creation of Kwanzaa is that, in 1966, an American black militant exclaimed, "I ain't celebrating no white man's holiday!" and made a new African holiday which’s celebration would start the day after Christmas. As charming as that story is, there simply is no evidence to corroborate it. If Kwanzaa has been around nearly forty years, wouldn't there be some documented evidence of a Kwanzaa celebration? Instead, all supposed proof of Kwanzaa is highly questionable.


Rating: 3.1/5 (21 votes cast)

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September 26, 2005
EXCLUSIVE!!! Counter Protest Babe Photo Blending?
Posted by spacemonkey at 12:00 AM



Has there been counter-protest photo blending by the Instapundit?

I know Prof. Reynolds likey da protest babes. But tweaking their um, images to make them more titilating? Well, surely something like that is below Reynolds. But a call like that's for a far more trained eye than mine. Let me show you the goods.


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August 25, 2005
Posted by Frank J. at 11:49 AM


It ends up that all the hype about Mad Cow Disease was simply a way for the government to cover up the real problem our nation is facing - MAD TOFU DISEASE!

For years now, cheap tofu, mad from INSANE SOY BEANS, has been on the market. This type of tofu is often consumed by DUMB HIPPIES AND OTHER LIBERALS!

When the mad tofu is ingested, the disease takes on the human variant - MAD DEMOCRAT DISEASE!

People with Mad Democrat Disease GO CRAZY! They spout COMPLETE INSANITY! The infected are EVERYWHERE, and they won't rest until ALL OTHERS ARE INFECTED LIKE THEM!

One nearly-prominent person with FULL-BLOWN MAD DEMOCRAT DISEASE is KOS of the DailyKos. He has been DRIVEN MAD and wants all others INSANE LIKE HIM! He has GONE MAD WITH non-existant POWER and is determined to TAKE DOWN THE DLC so that ONLY THOSE WITH MAD DEMOCRAT DISEASE RUN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!

Be careful! Those infected with Mad Democrat Disease will ATTACK WITHOUT PROVOCATION! They will try to INFECT YOU TOO! Only A SHOT TO THE HEAD is CERTAIN TO KILL THEM! And, since the disease is spread through ingestion, DO NOT EAT SOMEONE WITH MAD DEMOCRAT DISEASE!


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August 02, 2005
New IMAO Podcast Teasers!
Posted by Scott McCollum at 01:17 AM

If you haven't heard the latest IMAO Podcast yet, here are a couple of teasers from Monday's podcast to whet your appetite for more IMAO podcasty goodness:

These MP3 sound files will play on Windows, Mac, and Linux PCs and are small enough to fit into an e-mail and send to your friends and family (hint-hint).

Want to hear the whole thing? Go to the IMAO Podcast website and download it now!

REMINDER: Please remember to VOTE FOR IMAO at Podcast Alley!

COMING SOON: Details on how you can meet IMAO Podcasters in person and support the IMAO Podcasting cause. Check back on the blog very soon for the official announcement.

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July 19, 2005
Posted by Frank J. at 01:00 PM


President Bush is to announce his Supreme Court nominee at 9pm tonight, but I have just gotten word from a secret source who the President's nominee is.



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April 22, 2005
Transcript Excerpt from the John Bolton Hearings
Posted by Frank J. at 11:02 AM

SENATOR BIDEN: We'll now bring in the next witness to testify about John Bolton's behavior. Will you please identify yourself.

AGENT JACK BAUER: My name is Jack Bauer, and I work for CTU in Los Angeles.

BIDEN: And you have met with John Bolton before?

BAUER: I have encountered him on numerous occasions. Most were not noteworthy, but one sticks in my mind. I’ll try to describe the events to you as they occurred in real time. I had detained a suspect and was in the middle of breaking his fingers to get information out of him...

SENATORETTE BARBARA BOXER: This was allowed under the Patriot Act?

BAUER: The what?


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April 01, 2005
Exciting announcement . . .
Posted by Cadet Happy at 09:29 PM

Despite the fun I had with you today regarding the sale of the imao.us domain name to a group of Japanese investors, I wasn't kidding yesterday when I noted that I had made a big deal for the imao website. I'm proud to announce that my first book has just been picked up for publication!

What is the subject matter, you may ask? Well, you all know that I'm passionate about the conservative movement and political humor. But, you likley aren't aware of another cause that is near and dear to my heart . . .


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March 04, 2005
Bin Laden's Blackberry Hacked!
Posted by spacemonkey at 12:09 PM

IMAO Exclusive! More actual* IM logs from the Blackberry owned by the left's favorite terrorist.

OBL: Wassup Johnny?
PrettyJohnny: Well, O, I'm still out of work.
OBL: At least you aren't LIVING IN A [BLEEP]ING CAVE, like SOME PEOPLE I know.
PrettyJohnny: Hey now, O, baby, You KNOW things would be different if the bad hair twins hadn’t stolen the election.
OBL: yeah, yeah, I know, I know, you and Flip did what you could. But this whole running for my life, cave living deal, well, sorta sucks.
PrettyJohnny: It's probably just a matter of time though.
OBL: Till what? They catch me? Have you heard something??
PrettyJohnny: No you silly-sally. till I'LL be living in a cave too. I'm out of work and I'm still having to keep myself up, y'know.
OBL: Of course, its your Allah-given right to be pretty. But Johnny, you wouldn't make it three minutes in a cave.


Rating: 2.0/5 (19 votes cast)

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March 01, 2005
Bin Laden's Blackberry Hacked!
Posted by spacemonkey at 11:37 AM

That's right, Bin Laden sent a message to Zarqawi to attack America and we intercepted it. But thats not all the intel we scored.

Here is an actual* IM Log recovered from Osama's Blackberry.

OBL: Wassup Mikey?
MM: I'm really bummed. Not even getting one nomination! I thought Hollywood hated Bush and America as much as we do, O. That [bleep]ing Jesus movie even got nominated for...something.
OBL: WT[B]! Really? Nominated for what?
MM: Ehh, I don't know. best miracle or something. I'm too upset right now to find out.
OBL: Make no sense, f911 had it all, Bush, a goat, monetary backing from Hezbollah. It was the total package.
MM: I don't wanna talk about it.
OBL: Hey pal, you ok?
MM: Got no appetite, weight's down to like 405.
OBL: Mikey, your fasting pains of rejection will be replaced with the glory of jihad! I just sent word to our buddy Zarky baby and trust me, those academy infidels AND Bush will soon roast like the pigs they are in a glorious hickory fired open pit of doom.
MM: Mmmm. thanks O, You know just what to say. BRB, suddenly got the urge for some BBQ.
MM: No offense.
OBL: Hey, none taken, I'll just save the cannibalism joke for later.
MM: O, you're incorrigible!
OBL: Heh, sorry, too easy, You were WIIIIIDE open for that one.
MM: O!
OBL: You backed right into it [beep] [beep] [beep]
MM: O! Be nice. you how sensitive I am about my figure. You were the one who told me dark colors were slimming.
OBL: Oh yeah.
OBL: Sorry.
MM: Sokay. TTYL.
OBL: Still going to get BBQ?
OBL: ?
OBL: Mike?
MM: No.
OBL: Why not?
MM has signed off.

'Moore' from OBL's Blackberry is sure to follow.

*completely and totally made up

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February 22, 2005
Posted by Harvey at 08:08 AM


Seems that Doug Wead, who recently exposed Bush's deepest, darkest secrets by violating his trust, secretly taping him, then selling the tapes for crack money, (AS SEEN EXCLUSIVELY AT IMAO!!! MUST CREDIT!!!) has released new tapes of a private conversation with John Kerry. Below is a just a small portion of the entire shocking transcript:


WEAD: George Bush has gone on record as having murdered hookers. Where do YOU stand on this issue?

KERRY: Unlike my opponent, who murdered hookers, I never murdered any hookers while serving in Viet Nam. Well, except for that one time, but since it was a 15-year-old boy, he was technically a gigolo and NOT a hooker. So you see, Weadster, my position on murdering hookers has been consistent throughout this campaign, unlike my opponent, who LIED about murdering hookers in order to deceive the American people into an illegal and unjust war in Iraq to line the pockets of his hooker-murdering oil-buddies at Halliburton.

WEAD: So... then you're opposed to murdering hookers?

KERRY: Now, Weadmeister, I never said that. That is not at all what I said. What I said - and what I have always said - is that I support - and Wead-o-Rama, I have held a single consistent position on this issue from day one - I support a woman's right to choose whether - as a hooker - she should be murdered or not. I simply don't believe that it's the role of the Federal government to decide for a hooker whether or not she can be murdered.

WEAD: So... you're in favor of murdering hookers?

KERRY: Now, Wead-o-licious, it IS true that certain unscrupulous members of the right-wing media have twisted my words around to try to suit their own radical agenda. Of course I'd like to see more murdered hookers - especially Vietnamese ones with their sexy brown legs driving you crazy with lust as you sweat in the jungle heat - but the American people need a leader who will tell the truth, and come clean with the real reasons we rushed to war in Iraq. The American people deserve to know whether their President served in Viet Nam, where we did NOT rush to war or steal oil or target innocent civilians or guilty reporters.

WEAD: So... what were we talking about?

KERRY: You're SO easily confused, Wead-whacker. That's why I like you. You're funny. Like a clown. You amuse me. And I promise that if I am elected President, I will implement my plan to murder more hookers than George W. Bush.


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February 21, 2005
Posted by Harvey at 10:00 PM


Seems that Doug Wead, who recently exposed Bush's lying perfidy with the release of secret tapes of private conversations (AS SEEN EXCLUSIVELY AT IMAO!!! MUST CREDIT!!!) has released new tapes of a private conversation with Howard Dean. Below is a just a small portion of the entire juicy transcript:


WEAD: So, Howard, George Bush has gone on record as having murdered hookers, thus co-opting the issue for the Republican Party. As the new chairman of the DNC, how do you plan to respond?"

DEAN: We're going to murder hookers in South Carolina! And Oklahoma! And Arizona! And North Dakota! And New Mexico!

And we're going to chop them into little pieces in California! And Texas! And New York!

And we're going to stuff them into wood-chippers in South Dakota! And Oregon! And Washington! And Michigan!

And then we're going to bring an orgy of bloody mayhem to Washington, D.C.! Where we'll murder hookers IN THE WHITE HOUSE!... YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"


Rating: 2.5/5 (31 votes cast)

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Posted by Frank J. at 12:54 PM


In the Saturday NYTimes, Doug Wead revealed he had taped a conversation with the then to be President George W. Bush. The most famous excerpt form that conversation probably is this:

I wouldn't answer the marijuana questions. You know why? Because I don't want some little kid doing what I tried.

Only IMAO has gotten its hands on the tapes to show the quote in its full context.


BUSH: Now, Gore gave an answer, Weadie, but I wouldn't answer the marijuana questions. You know why? Because I don't want some little kid doing what I tried. It's the same reason I never talk about how I murdered hookers. I don't want kids to start thinking you're supposed to murder hookers after you’ve finished your business with them.

WEAD: So you're not going to say anything about how wild your life was before you became a born-again Christian?

BUSH: No, I don't think that will help anyone. Let's say I told everyone how I tried to assassinate the pope - and people do crazy things when they're young - but, if I did admit to that, then some kid is going to say, "Hey, the president tried to assassinate the pope; I guess it's okay for me to try." Who wants that, Weadnik? It's like when I murdered DEA agents and ran drugs for a Columbian drug lord, I would occasionally "sample" the product. I'm not going to talk about that. I don't want kids to point to the president and think its okay to steal from drug lords like that; if I were as wise as I am now, I would honor that contract and deliver all the drugs entrusted to me. That's the principles I want kids to get from me.

WEAD: What about things people are already talking about, like possible gaps in your National Guard service?

BUSH: Sure, Weadie, as most people suspect, I did go AWOL from the National Guard, had my face surgically altered to make me look Asian, and then fought along side the Viet Cong. I won't be like Gore, though, and just nonchalantly admit to it, because I don't want kids copying me. It's not like I'm trying to hide anything; it's just it would break my heart to see faux-Asian Communists out there because kids are imitating me.


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February 11, 2005
Posted by Frank J. at 08:47 AM

North Korea has a nuclear bomb! Holy sh...

Wait, I thought we already knew that. Well, everyone else is acting surprised since the announcement and I don't want to be left out.

Well, here are even more shocking things about North Korea that IMAO attained at great expense.



* It's really more accurately North-Northwest Korea.

* Their leader's hair is poofy.

* Very poofy.

* I mean weapons grade poofy.

* North Korea, unlike America, has no epidemic obesity problem.

* Instead, they have more of an "unintentional anorexia" problem.

* While they will eat cooked dog, they think it's sick to put a puppy in a blender.

* Oh! So poofy!

* While acting all belligerent when being placed in the "Axis of Evil" by President Bush, their feelings were hurt more than anything else.

* All the mines in the DMZ were cleared out years ago and they just don't know it.

* Their Secretary of Treasury is really a monkey.

* And he's doing the best he can considering the economic situation.

* His best involves lots of poo flinging.

* There is a secret group of dissidents in North Korea that wish their leader’s hair wasn't quite so poofy.

* Even though technically atheist, they have claimed to be offended by the "Frank Reads the Bible" posts.

* Poofy!


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February 04, 2005
Posted by Frank J. at 02:33 PM


From a reputable source, I got these quotes from the voting floor of the Senate while Alberto Gonzales was being voted on:

Hillary Clinton: "I've been against Mexicans ever since my husband banged every single illegal immigrant maid we ever hired!"

Byrd: "Hispanics! I almost hate them as much as ni... What do you mean 'shut up'?"

Obama: "The white man and the black man are equal in the eyes of God... but the Latino is an inferior race!"

Kennedy: "We need more Latinos dying in Iraq, not serving in cabinets!"

Kerry: "I just hate the name 'Gonzales'! His brother speedy stole all the cheese from my factory and hurt my cat Sylvester! And, even though I lost the election, I still served in Vietnam!"

Reid: "While I was in Searchlight, a young boy came up to me with a skateboard under his arm saying, 'When I grow up, I want to hate Mexicans as much as you.' I told him that will take lots of effort such as this vote today."

Boxer: "I have to deal with those damn Latinos in my state all the time; I don't want them in Washington too!"

So, it's clear that the vote against Gonzales was only because Democrats hate all Latinos.


Rating: 2.5/5 (21 votes cast)

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February 03, 2005
Posted by Frank J. at 12:35 PM


It has been reported to me by credible sources that, to show her commitment to homeland security, Nancy Pelosi is now patrolling San Francisco with a shotgun shouting, "If you want to terrorize this country, you have to get through me!"

An area man was heard to react, "Can you believe the dress she is wearing? Oh, and those shoes! Hellooooo!"


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February 02, 2005
Posted by Frank J. at 01:00 PM


I have heard from reliable sources that Howard Dean is no longer seeking the DNC chair as he claims his back hurts too much. Instead, Dean plans to spend the next couple years skiing.

Others say that the real reason Dean is backing off is that the DNC would not approve his proposed bike path, causing him to angrily drop out of the Democratic Party.

I tried getting a comment from Dean on this issue, but the only response I got was this.


Seriously, isn't it great to have Howard Dean to kick around again? I had all these plans for "The Misadventures of Howie and Skeeter" back when it looked like he was going to be the Democrat nominee, and now I have reason to use them. Come on, Dean; do some more crazy! We're waiting!

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January 28, 2005
Posted by Frank J. at 12:37 PM


I just found out from a reliable source that Wisconsin has been taken over by ninjas. This has not been picked up by the national press as people don't pay much attention to Wisconsin. Their ninja warlord leader, Seikazu, led his warriors into Wisconsin this morning and easily defeated Wisconsin's sole defense, the Green Bay Packers. Seikazu then marched into the Capitol building, defeated Governor Doyle in a short battle, and then declared Doyle's kung fu to be "weak" before he finished off the governor with his patented flying dragon kick.

What the further plans of the ninjas are is unknown. I recommend everyone check a map and see if your state is next to Wisconsin.


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January 27, 2005
Posted by Frank J. at 02:26 PM


I have just heard from the fire marshal in D.C. that Senator Ted Kennedy has been banned from the Capitol since the size of his head violates fire safety regulations. The marshal also had to add, "Kennedy is a big fat drunk and I hate him."

Right after the ruling, Kennedy was fished from a nearby river to get a response. Those who heard him said his immediate reaction was a bunch of incoherent mumblings with a thick Bostonian accent.


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January 26, 2005
IMAO Exclusive!
Posted by Frank J. at 12:35 PM

What's it with Michelle Malkin and all her exclusives? I want exclusives! You lazy readers need to e-mail me news tips.

Then again, that would take me reading e-mails and maybe responding to them...

Oh! I'll just make stuff up!

* * * *



IMAO has just received an exclusive memo through an exclusive source that is quite exclusive. Apparently, it confirms the existence of a special group formed by Senator Byrd to oppose some White House nominees and has as members other prominent Democrats such as Senatorette Boxer and Senator Kennedy. The name of the group is the Kongressional Konfirmation Kabal. Here is the memo as written by Senator Byrd and dated November 31st, 2004:

It is our duty as public servants to ensure that all members of the Bush administration are restricted to people of the white race. We know that Bush wishes to promote his negress and give the Attorney General to a Latino, and this we must stop! My initial thought were that we oppose Condoleezza Rice on grounds of her being a black woman and oppose Alberto Gonzales for being too Mexican, but it seems the opinion of the group that we need further reasons to argue against them. Thus, we should meet in secret again to discuss this. Remember to wear your costumes to hide your identities. Also, I remind you that our budget is small, so member Teddy must be more careful not to vomit on his sheets after his afternoon drinking binges. The number of king size sheets sewn together it takes to cover him are expensive to replace. That is all.

Hail Lord Voldemort!

I'm not sure what all of this means, but I bet it's big big big! Remember to credit IMAO!

Credit it! ::shakes fist::

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