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October 10, 2006
IMAO Podcast - Build Your Own Candidate
Posted by sarahk at 03:34 PM

Batteries not included.

Hooray! We came back for a second week in a row! This week in the IMAO Podcast:

We tell you about our ideal political candidates - now quick, someone build one while there's still enough fuel!
Harvey has Fun Facts about Minnesota! Really, Harvey, I had no idea about those parkas! Noted.
Lair tries to tell a CrappyCreepy Bedtime Story...
SarahK discusses the new Battlestar Galactica politics!
Frank tells you all you need to know about elections, and angers his wife in the process!
and more!

So go download it now and tell your friends. Seriously. Or we'll stop doing them again. :-)

Read More...


Rating: 2.9/5 (9 votes cast)

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October 09, 2006
Fun with Podcasting
Posted by sarahk at 08:45 PM

This is what happens when Frank J. and SarahK sit down to record stuff together. Frank just doesn't know how to be serious.

Bad Frank.

Read More...


Rating: 2.9/5 (6 votes cast)

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March 09, 2006
It's the IMAO Podcast - Yeehaw!
Posted by sarahk at 03:10 PM

The latest IMAO Podcast, Friends Don't Let Friends Shoot Friends in the Face, is up! In this episode, there is lots of funny, lots of music, and new bumper music that scares me just a little bit. I heart xylophones!

In this podcast:

The IMAO gang go on a team-building quail-hunting trip! American Monkey returns with Olympic Winter sports monkey would like to see! SarahK interviews Kellie Pickler! Harvey has Fun Facts About Massachusetts! In World of Knowledge, Frank J. tells you everything you need to know about ports! and much more funny !

So you go download it now, and comment on it here! Yay!

Rating: 3.3/5 (9 votes cast)

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February 13, 2006
It's the IMAO Podcast... Yee-haw!
Posted by sarahk at 09:45 AM

The newest Podcast is finally up! Look at all the exciting stuff that's in the podcast this week!

In Frank J.'s World of Knowledge, he gives you a close and personal interview with Mama Moonbat, Cindy Sheehan, whose accent and voice remarkably morph throughout the interview!

SarahK (that's me) reviews Underworld Evolution and also sings!

Harvey has Fun Facts about Maryland!

Exclusive preview for tonight's 24!

Everyone rants about wacky moonbats or Muslims or both!

The Crappy Bedtime Story returns!

and much much more! Hooray! So go download it now, and comment on it here!

Rating: 1.8/5 (10 votes cast)

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December 13, 2005
IMAO Audio Exclusive: The Meeting Between Governor Schwarzenegger and Stanley Tookie Williams
Posted by Frank J. at 10:55 AM

I can't reveal my sources, but I have obtained audio of a meeting between the Governator and Tookie on the matter of his clemency. We all know how that turned out, but I still think it's of historical interest.

Listen to it here.

Rating: 2.9/5 (7 votes cast)

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October 19, 2005
IMAO for the Chronically Non-Deaf

Episode 17 - Agenda Driven to Destruction
Posted by sarahk at 08:47 PM

Fantastic news, everyone! The latest IMAO Podcast (or IMAudio, whatever) is up! Go now! Listen to our podcast!

If you don't, I'll make every post on IMAO a bad segue into linking to it until you do! Do it!

This week on the podcast:

•The IMAO gang need a plan to destroy some agenda-driven institutions!
• Frank interviews the founder of the ACLU!
• Harvey gives you fun facts about Kentucky!
• SarahK tells us what will happen on ALIAS this season!
• Laurence Simon tells another Crappy Bedtime Story - this time, the Frog Prince!
• Promo for a new Hollywood show!
• IMAO creates our own agenda-driven institutions! and more! (or maybe that's all)

Rating: 2.1/5 (8 votes cast)

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October 05, 2005
Where's My Podcast IMAudiO?
Posted by sarahk at 09:13 AM

We hope to have it finished before tomorrow. We've had a lot of challenges with this IMAudiO, including producer change (to me, which is gonna not be nearly as good as Scott producing it), hurricanes, birthing of babies, cast member dropping out, and other things. I'm sure that somehow it's all Frank's fault. :-)

Look for it tomorrow. If it's not here, look for it Friday. Don't look for it Saturday, unless you lose it from earlier in the week.

Rating: 2.0/5 (3 votes cast)

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December 02, 2004
The New Bombing System
Posted by Frank J. at 02:19 PM

In this new addition of IMAO for the Non-Deaf™ produced by Scott McCollum, you get to hear Bush trying out the new bombing system.

Click here for the audio. And make sure you have an updated media player before you whine about it cutting off before the end.

Rating: 2.3/5 (13 votes cast)

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November 16, 2004
I Come Not to Praise Arafat... But to Dance!
Posted by Frank J. at 11:23 AM

IMAO EXCLUSIVE! IF USED, MUST CREDIT THE LETTERS 'I', 'M', 'A', and 'O'!

Here is BBC coverage of various world leaders mourning Arafat, and only I have the audio!

Rating: 2.5/5 (15 votes cast)

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November 12, 2004
Fat Man Has the Button
Posted by Frank J. at 10:13 AM

Everyone loves Michael Moore, so here is him in a new ad.

BTW, everyone go upgrade to the latest version of Windows Media Player and no one better complain to me about it cutting out early or I'll beat you with my winner's stick.

Rating: 2.5/5 (10 votes cast)

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November 10, 2004
"I Need Directions to the Nearest Botox Clinic"
Posted by Frank J. at 11:20 AM

John Kerry is now doing radio ads! Hear it here. (This one is all Scott McCollum, so all praise should be directed to him)

Rating: 2.9/5 (7 votes cast)

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November 09, 2004
Bush Speaks to the Country
Posted by Frank J. at 11:51 AM

Bush has delivered a speech outlining his plans for the next four years. You can hear the speech here.

Rating: 2.9/5 (12 votes cast)

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October 31, 2004
Osama Speaks
Posted by Frank J. at 05:59 PM

Here is the surprise I told you about. In a final push for votes, the words of Osama are being used.

Click here to hear the audio.

Rating: 2.6/5 (15 votes cast)

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October 29, 2004
Radio Ad: The Worst Thing About Bush
Posted by Frank J. at 11:49 AM

For balance - and you know my site is all about balance (it's in my tagline somewhere) - here's a brand new anti-Bush radio ad produced by Scott McCollum.

As always, feed back is appreciated.

If the sound clip cuts off early, follow instructions I posted with the previous sound clip.

Rating: 2.4/5 (11 votes cast)

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October 28, 2004
Bush Talks to the Kids
Posted by Frank J. at 12:12 PM

Bush has stopped by the same elementary school that Kerry did to talk about being President for career day, and I think he schooled those kids good.

The audio is here.

(As always, lots of feedback is appreciated.)

UPDATE:

Q: WHY DOES MY AUDIO CUT OFF BEFORE THE END OF THE SKIT?!

A: If you are using WinAMP, Quicktime, or Windows Media Player and the IMAO audio ends abruptly, the fix is to get the FREE upgrade for the MP3 player you use:

WinAMP:
http://download.nullsoft.com/winamp/client/winamp505_full.exe

Apple Quicktime:
http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download

Microsoft Windows Media Player:
http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windowsmedia/player/download/download.aspx

If you have trouble hearing any of the dialogue (such as the "fast announcer" at the end of some ads) you can follow along with the closed captioning using the latest version of Microsoft Windows Media Player.

When playing the IMAO radio ads in Windows Media Player, follow these steps to turn on captions:

1. Click on the Play option on the menu at the top of the screen.
2. Click Captions and Subtitles
3. Choose the On if Available option to read the script of the IMAO radio ads.

(See? We are deaf-friendly.)

Rating: 2.1/5 (11 votes cast)

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October 27, 2004
Kerry Talks to the Kids
Posted by Frank J. at 12:09 PM

In one of the battleground states, an elementary school was having a career day. Kerry thus stopped by to explain what it's like to be a Senator.

Audio of the event is here.

For balance, Bush will speak to the class about being President, and I'll have that audio for you when available.

Rating: 2.0/5 (12 votes cast)

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October 26, 2004
Bush Radio Ad: Hungry Liberals
Posted by Frank J. at 03:03 PM

To make up for my selling out, I helped write a radio ad for Bush, but, as is his character, he ended up adlibbing most of it.

Anyway, here is the radio ad produced by Scott McCollum.

Rating: 2.0/5 (11 votes cast)

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October 25, 2004
Edwards Radio Ad: What the Terrorists Fear
Posted by Frank J. at 12:10 PM

You've probably all seen this video clip of Edwards fussing over his hair for like eight hours. This makes him look like a sissy, but, through my brilliant ad idea produced by Scott McCollum, I've turned it into an asset.

Listen to the ad here... and no one tell Hosting Matters how much bandwidth I'm using.

Rating: 2.7/5 (8 votes cast)

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October 23, 2004
Kerry Radio Ad: Foreign Support
Posted by Frank J. at 02:37 PM

Here is a brand new radio ad since so many of you promised to be good. Kerry had mentioned that anonymous foreign leaders supported him, and I thought it was time for him to display that support.

Rating: 2.1/5 (16 votes cast)

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October 22, 2004
Kerry Shows His Dedication
Posted by Frank J. at 09:13 PM

New Kerry radio ad - IMAO exclusive!

Astute readers may have noticed that these mp3 are adapted from previous IMAO material, but Scott McCollum and I will work on some new stuff soon.

Oh, and if you haven't listened to the anti-Halliburton ad or the Townhall Debate yet, you're a moron. Go do so.

Rating: 2.1/5 (7 votes cast)

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As a Service to the Public
Posted by Frank J. at 06:53 AM

Some of you may still be upset of how I helped write an anti-Bush ad, but I am still a Bush supporter. To help with Bush's campaign, I'm making available this clip from the second debate that displays how much better a leader he is.

Rating: 2.7/5 (9 votes cast)

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October 20, 2004
I've Sold Out; So What Else Is New?
Posted by Frank J. at 09:02 PM

Yes, I now got a paying job writing radio ads for anti-Bush organizations. You may say it's selling out, but I say...

Screw you! I like money!

You can hear the first one here (and, no, that's not me doing any of the voices).

Rating: 1.8/5 (22 votes cast)

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