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October 10, 2006
IMAO Podcast - Build Your Own Candidate
Posted by sarahk at 03:34 PM
Batteries not included.
Hooray! We came back for a second week in a row! This week in the IMAO Podcast:
We tell you about our ideal political candidates - now quick, someone build one while there's still enough fuel!
So go download it now and tell your friends. Seriously. Or we'll stop doing them again. :-)
October 09, 2006
Fun with Podcasting
Posted by sarahk at 08:45 PM
This is what happens when Frank J. and SarahK sit down to record stuff together. Frank just doesn't know how to be serious.
The IMAO Podcast will be out late tonight or early tomorrow. Smart money is on early tomorrow.
March 09, 2006
It's the IMAO Podcast - Yeehaw!
Posted by sarahk at 03:10 PM
The latest IMAO Podcast, Friends Don't Let Friends Shoot Friends in the Face, is up! In this episode, there is lots of funny, lots of music, and new bumper music that scares me just a little bit. I heart xylophones!
In this podcast:
The IMAO gang go on a team-building quail-hunting trip! American Monkey returns with Olympic Winter sports monkey would like to see! SarahK interviews Kellie Pickler! Harvey has Fun Facts About Massachusetts! In World of Knowledge, Frank J. tells you everything you need to know about ports! and much more funny !
So you go download it now, and comment on it here! Yay!
February 13, 2006
It's the IMAO Podcast... Yee-haw!
Posted by sarahk at 09:45 AM
The newest Podcast is finally up! Look at all the exciting stuff that's in the podcast this week!
and much much more! Hooray! So go download it now, and comment on it here!
December 13, 2005
IMAO Audio Exclusive: The Meeting Between Governor Schwarzenegger and Stanley Tookie Williams
Posted by Frank J. at 10:55 AM
I can't reveal my sources, but I have obtained audio of a meeting between the Governator and Tookie on the matter of his clemency. We all know how that turned out, but I still think it's of historical interest.
Listen to it here.
October 19, 2005
IMAO for the Chronically Non-Deaf
Episode 17 - Agenda Driven to Destruction
Posted by sarahk at 08:47 PM
Fantastic news, everyone! The latest IMAO Podcast (or IMAudio, whatever) is up! Go now! Listen to our podcast!
If you don't, I'll make every post on IMAO a bad segue into linking to it until you do! Do it!
This week on the podcast:
The IMAO gang need a plan to destroy some agenda-driven institutions!
October 05, 2005
Posted by sarahk at 09:13 AM
We hope to have it finished before tomorrow. We've had a lot of challenges with this IMAudiO, including producer change (to me, which is gonna not be nearly as good as Scott producing it), hurricanes, birthing of babies, cast member dropping out, and other things. I'm sure that somehow it's all Frank's fault. :-)
Look for it tomorrow. If it's not here, look for it Friday. Don't look for it Saturday, unless you lose it from earlier in the week.
December 02, 2004
The New Bombing System
Posted by Frank J. at 02:19 PM
In this new addition of IMAO for the Non-Deaf™ produced by Scott McCollum, you get to hear Bush trying out the new bombing system.
Click here for the audio. And make sure you have an updated media player before you whine about it cutting off before the end.
November 16, 2004
I Come Not to Praise Arafat... But to Dance!
Posted by Frank J. at 11:23 AM
IMAO EXCLUSIVE! IF USED, MUST CREDIT THE LETTERS 'I', 'M', 'A', and 'O'!
Here is BBC coverage of various world leaders mourning Arafat, and only I have the audio!
November 12, 2004
Fat Man Has the Button
Posted by Frank J. at 10:13 AM
Everyone loves Michael Moore, so here is him in a new ad.
BTW, everyone go upgrade to the latest version of Windows Media Player and no one better complain to me about it cutting out early or I'll beat you with my winner's stick.
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October 29, 2004
Radio Ad: The Worst Thing About Bush
Posted by Frank J. at 11:49 AM
For balance - and you know my site is all about balance (it's in my tagline somewhere) - here's a brand new anti-Bush radio ad produced by Scott McCollum.
As always, feed back is appreciated.
If the sound clip cuts off early, follow instructions I posted with the previous sound clip.
October 28, 2004
Bush Talks to the Kids
Posted by Frank J. at 12:12 PM
Bush has stopped by the same elementary school that Kerry did to talk about being President for career day, and I think he schooled those kids good.
The audio is here.
(As always, lots of feedback is appreciated.)
Q: WHY DOES MY AUDIO CUT OFF BEFORE THE END OF THE SKIT?!
A: If you are using WinAMP, Quicktime, or Windows Media Player and the IMAO audio ends abruptly, the fix is to get the FREE upgrade for the MP3 player you use:
Microsoft Windows Media Player:
If you have trouble hearing any of the dialogue (such as the "fast announcer" at the end of some ads) you can follow along with the closed captioning using the latest version of Microsoft Windows Media Player.
When playing the IMAO radio ads in Windows Media Player, follow these steps to turn on captions:
1. Click on the Play option on the menu at the top of the screen.
(See? We are deaf-friendly.)
October 27, 2004
Kerry Talks to the Kids
Posted by Frank J. at 12:09 PM
In one of the battleground states, an elementary school was having a career day. Kerry thus stopped by to explain what it's like to be a Senator.
Audio of the event is here.
For balance, Bush will speak to the class about being President, and I'll have that audio for you when available.
October 26, 2004
Bush Radio Ad: Hungry Liberals
Posted by Frank J. at 03:03 PM
To make up for my selling out, I helped write a radio ad for Bush, but, as is his character, he ended up adlibbing most of it.
Anyway, here is the radio ad produced by Scott McCollum.
October 25, 2004
Edwards Radio Ad: What the Terrorists Fear
Posted by Frank J. at 12:10 PM
You've probably all seen this video clip of Edwards fussing over his hair for like eight hours. This makes him look like a sissy, but, through my brilliant ad idea produced by Scott McCollum, I've turned it into an asset.
Listen to the ad here... and no one tell Hosting Matters how much bandwidth I'm using.
October 23, 2004
Kerry Radio Ad: Foreign Support
Posted by Frank J. at 02:37 PM
Here is a brand new radio ad since so many of you promised to be good. Kerry had mentioned that anonymous foreign leaders supported him, and I thought it was time for him to display that support.
October 22, 2004
Kerry Shows His Dedication
Posted by Frank J. at 09:13 PM
New Kerry radio ad - IMAO exclusive!
Astute readers may have noticed that these mp3 are adapted from previous IMAO material, but Scott McCollum and I will work on some new stuff soon.
As a Service to the Public
Posted by Frank J. at 06:53 AM
Some of you may still be upset of how I helped write an anti-Bush ad, but I am still a Bush supporter. To help with Bush's campaign, I'm making available this clip from the second debate that displays how much better a leader he is.
October 20, 2004
I've Sold Out; So What Else Is New?
Posted by Frank J. at 09:02 PM
Yes, I now got a paying job writing radio ads for anti-Bush organizations. You may say it's selling out, but I say...
Screw you! I like money!
You can hear the first one here (and, no, that's not me doing any of the voices).
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