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September 03, 2008
lolterizt! Part 62
Posted by Harvey at 10:43 AM

Since the Democrat convention was last week and the internet is full of their pictures, next Tuesday (9-9) will be the long-awaited loldemcrt! version. Caption up your favorite pic of your least favorite liberal and submit to lolterizt-at-gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



mca.jpg

not costume party.jpg

obama energy policy.jpg

pimp slap.jpg

possumus.jpg
[reference link]

retard attack.jpg



Two from DamnCat:
Bufftima.jpg

get room.jpg

Two from Hart of That Hero:
oldnavy jihad.jpg

stab fire.jpg



PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.1/5 (9 votes cast)

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August 19, 2008
lolterizt! Part 60
Posted by Harvey at 10:39 AM

Pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



bashir ass.jpg

be back.jpg

chick is dude.jpg

employee of the month.jpg

gap ads.jpg

high school musical.jpg

i heart my.jpg

invisible donkey.jpg



PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.0/5 (10 votes cast)

Comments (4)
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August 12, 2008
lolterizt! Part 59
Posted by Harvey at 12:00 PM

Plenty of room for reader submissions next week, and no more excuses about "I don't know how to make them":

Use the free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

Meanwhile, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



terrorist musical.jpg

101 uses.jpg

cut loose.jpg
[reference link]

itchy nose.jpg

kim wedgie.jpg

ruby slippers.jpg

terrorist toss.jpg

the twins.jpg



PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.3/5 (15 votes cast)

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August 05, 2008
lolterizt! Part 58 - lolbama! Edition (Part 2)
Posted by Harvey at 11:40 AM

Obama has returned from his Rock Star Superstar World Tour with a badly swelled head, so I thought I'd stick a pin in his over-inflated ego so he can get he hubris-bloated melon through the O-Force One doorway.

Next week: back to regular terrorist-bashing.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



behind back.jpg

in back.jpg

my time.jpg

nice hat.jpg

obama 57.jpg

obama flame on.jpg
[reference link]

rhythm got not.jpg

stay back.jpg

unanimous.jpg

big pin.jpg



PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 1.8/5 (11 votes cast)

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July 29, 2008
lolterizt! Part 57
Posted by Harvey at 10:56 AM

I'm kinda irked that Obama is trying to claim that tourism somehow equals foreign policy experience, so next week I'm running another lolbama! special edition. Submit your captioned Obama pictures to lolterizt-at-gmail.com to join in the fun.

Meanwhile, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



miniature golf.jpg

feels small.jpg

faking missles.jpg

muppet assassin.jpg

nicholas cage.jpg

mapplethorpes.jpg
[reference link]

need eye bleach.jpg
[seriously, it exists]

shut your eyes marion.jpg
[reference link]



From Felicity:
splodieparty.jpg
[reference link]


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.4/5 (11 votes cast)

Comments (1)
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July 22, 2008
lolterizt! Part 56
Posted by Harvey at 12:02 PM

Pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



checkerboard guard.jpg

fixer upper.jpg

gps wrong.jpg

live action stratego.jpg
[reference links: LARP, Stratego]

seen elwood.jpg
[reference link]

terizt fist bump.jpg

vader secretary.jpg

yar.jpg



PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.4/5 (10 votes cast)

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July 15, 2008
lolterizt! Part 55
Posted by Harvey at 12:01 PM

Yay! Reader participation this week!

Pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



bagdad tampn.jpg

do not overwater.jpg

in your iraq.jpg

just a pistol.jpg

steely resolve.jpg
[Hat tip: Laurie]

tv is like.jpg

tiny speck.jpg



Two from Matthew:
puppet master.jpg

iran no nukes.jpg

From Gradual Dazzle
made you look.jpg

From Aaron



PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.3/5 (8 votes cast)

Comments (4)
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July 09, 2008
lolterizt! Part 54
Posted by Harvey at 09:11 PM

Looks like everybody's too busy pokin' fun at the WEtards to poke fun at the terrorists.

That's ok, I can get it this week.

Sorry it's a day late. My soul-sucking day job mistakenly believes that overtime pay is reasonable compensation for not leaving me any free time during which to patriotically mock America's enemies.

Bunch o' stinkin' commies.

Anyway, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



invisible midget.jpg

same size.jpg

flower beating.jpg

inverted morality.JPG

gonna get him.jpg

invisible midget.jpg

walking walking.jpg
[reference link for the young'uns]



PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 1.4/5 (9 votes cast)

Comments (12)
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July 01, 2008
lolterizt! Part 53
Posted by Harvey at 12:01 PM

Plenty of room for new submissions. Notice how Obama hasn't sent in anything, and now people are questioning his patriotism.

Anyway, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



chicken cam.jpg

dont mix.jpg

fly is down.jpg

I call it Sting.jpg
[reference link]

infidel whor.jpg

skeeters.jpg

soapbox derby.jpg

watching the view.jpg
[reference link - caution: contains auto-start video, turn down your speakers]



From Paul-Jacques
cane me.jpg


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.6/5 (9 votes cast)

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June 24, 2008
lolterizt! Part 52
Posted by Harvey at 11:00 AM

Yeah, it's been about a year now since I posted the first one of these. Frankly, I'd originally envisioned it as a three part series.

Never can tell, I guess.

Anyway, once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



46 more.jpg

onion on my belt.jpg
[reference link]

chew toys.jpg

jihad for food.jpg

christine says hi.jpg
[reference link]

mr microphone.jpg
[reference link]

my depends.jpg



From RWW:
hellbender RWW.jpg

hokipoki RWW.jpg

From Jesse:
grocery.jpg

jenga.jpg
[reference link]

From Raving Lunatic:
good side.jpg

unfriendly ghost.jpg



PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.6/5 (14 votes cast)

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June 17, 2008
lolterizt! Part 51
Posted by Harvey at 11:25 AM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



garden warfare.jpg
[reference link]

garden warfare.jpg

i am keymaster.jpg
[reference link]

invisible giraffe.jpg

on my foot.jpg

shirt whisperer.jpg

window peeping.jpg

obama 08 - true.jpg



From RWW:
islamonkey.jpg


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 3.1/5 (14 votes cast)

Comments (7)
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June 10, 2008
lolterizt! Part 50 - lolbama! Edition
Posted by Harvey at 11:00 AM

Cruel and tasteless mockery of your favorite Democrat presumptive nominee for your viewing pleasure.

And a note to any stray liberals who want to cry "racism!"... we don't hate Obama because he's black - we hate him because he's a socialist who doesn't want us to win the war. We'd hate him just as much if he were white and his name were John Kerry.

Anyway, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



dang keeps drifting left.jpg

half white so is hate crime.jpg

i question his.jpg

threesome.jpg

tongue pierce.jpg

typical white camel.jpg

eye flavor.jpg



From Starfox5253:
best buds.jpg

hit that.jpg

From Cowboy Blob:
burritos.jpg

fat stripes.jpg

From DamnCat:

[ref: words] [ref: music]

From AlanABQ:
HLRY PWNED.jpg

Ebony Ivory.JPG



PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.7/5 (12 votes cast)

Comments (15)
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June 03, 2008
lolterizt! Part 49
Posted by Harvey at 11:59 AM

Sorry about missing last week. I've got one of those day jobs where having a holiday means heavy overtime the rest of the week to make up for the work you couldn't get done.

Anyway, since Barry's probably sewing up the nomination this week, June 10th will be lolbama! day. Caption the Democrat's Golden Child and submit away. Preferably by Sunday.

Meanwhile, once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



French spy.jpg

full metal jacket.jpg

hannibaldinejad.jpg
[reference link]

jehovahs witnesses.jpg

Peoples Front of Judea.jpg
[reference link - language caution]

plus 71 more.jpg

turned off oven.jpg

worst spring break.jpg



From Xaetognath:
who pinched me.jpg


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.7/5 (11 votes cast)

Comments (4)
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May 20, 2008
lolterizt! Part 48
Posted by Harvey at 11:09 AM

I'm noticing two dropoffs - post rating and reader contributions.

Looking for some feedback - what do I need here? Better pictures? Better captions? Or is the whole concept just way too 2007?

Gimme some tough love.

Meanwhile, once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



belong 2 us.jpg
[reference link]

cant kwit u.jpg

hide n seek.jpg

i believe.jpg

i found it.jpg

terrorist puppet.jpg

we luv u.jpg



From ColoradoRight:
good cooking.jpg

Two from Xaetognath:
foot on fire.jpg

noogie.jpg

Two from acrazymic:
rosies virgins.jpg

who farted.jpg



PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.0/5 (7 votes cast)

Comments (18)
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May 13, 2008
lolterizt! Part 47 - lolhilry! Edition
Posted by Harvey at 11:05 AM

A tribute to the post-iceberg RMS Titanic of Democratic presidential candidates. Regular lolterizng resumes next week.

Meanwhile, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you post your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



carol brady - ew.jpg

flop sweat hillary.jpg

haggard hillary.jpg

hillary fries.jpg

hillary lightning.jpg

hillary not amused.jpg

hillary toast.jpg

myth of big bill.jpg

tastes great.jpg



From Daniel:
giveup.jpg

From Warren:
scared of turtles.jpg
[reference link]

From AlanABQ:
The Witch.JPG

From Bryan:
hillary_hero.jpg

From Wendy:
hillary death line.jpg

From roamingfirehydrant:
hillary your woman.jpg
[reference link]



PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 1.8/5 (6 votes cast)

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May 06, 2008
lolterizt! Part 46
Posted by Harvey at 11:57 AM

Just in case Hillary tanks in Indiana & North Carolina and decides to drop out, I'm making next week a special lolhilry! version. Caption up your favorite Hil-pic and send it to lolterizt-at-gmail.com by midnight next Saturday, May 10th (I usually start putting these together on Sundays).

Meanwhile, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you post your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



eskimo kiss.jpg

fudd terizt.jpg

ice cream truck.jpg

ladies room.jpg

medium rare.jpg

my yellow brick road.jpg
[wtf is this image?]



From Geah:
99luftballoons.jpg
[reference link]

From Windbag:
got 72.jpg

From Bryan:
dance_line.jpg

From Raving Lunatic:
sheep crabs.jpg

From Xaetognath:
bunny AP.jpg

From acrazymic:
unsafe driving.jpg



PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.3/5 (10 votes cast)

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April 29, 2008
lolterizt! Part 45
Posted by Harvey at 11:31 AM

Submit! Submit! Submit!

Not to Islam.

I mean submit your lolterizt! entries.

Meanwhile, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you post your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



bueller.jpg

exit wrong.jpg

fat terizt.jpg

get a room.jpg

get frisbee.jpg

got 2 p.jpg

got marshmallows.jpg



From Geah:
fly like superman.jpg

From AlanABQ:
lil terizt.JPG

From Raving Lunatic:
only this big.jpg

From Xaetognath:
like dead.jpg

From acrazymic:
mmm bacon.jpg



PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.9/5 (7 votes cast)

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April 23, 2008
lolterizt! Part 44
Posted by Harvey at 11:38 AM

Keep 'em coming, folks.

In the meantime, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you post your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



flipping jews.jpg

mahmoud enzyte.jpg

no respect.jpg
[reference link]

no simon says.jpg

stop protesting.jpg

street urchins.jpg



From Matthew:
ghost riding.jpg
[reference link]

From Omar:
forgot loob.jpg

From DamnCat:
CarterWatch.jpg

From AlanABQ:
Hoke poke.JPG

From Raving Lunatic:
mighty ak.jpg

From Xaetognath:
i have rusty.jpg

From acrazymic:
wacky protestors.jpg


PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.2/5 (11 votes cast)

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April 15, 2008
lolterizt! Part 43
Posted by Harvey at 12:15 PM

Room for more next week.

You know you want to.

Meanwhile, once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



eat your gummy bears.jpg

invisible stairmaster.jpg

line for stop loss.jpg
[reference link]

red hands.jpg

stuck in pipe.jpg
[reference link]

star wars kid.jpg
[reference link]



From Slowpoke:
No_I_am_Rage_Boy-loltrst.jpg

Two from Frog:
basement terrorist.jpg

Can you water my plants.jpg

From Raving Lunatic:
cruise.jpg

From Xaetognath:
Haz boogr lol.jpg

From acrazymic:
nade.jpg



PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.3/5 (15 votes cast)

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April 08, 2008
lolterizt! Part 42
Posted by Harvey at 11:43 AM

Still lots of room for more entries next week. Submit away. You know you've been dying to give it a try.

Meanwhile, once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



aspen cancelled.jpg

blue man.jpg

burning flaming.jpg

find keys.jpg

jemima.jpg




From Colorado Right
bracket_lolterizt.jpg

From Pauley:
big red.jpg

Two from Xaetognath:
Return to sender.jpg
[indispensible reference link]

compensating a lot.jpg

Two from acrazymic:
mormons.jpg

Muslim space telescope launch.jpg



PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.4/5 (10 votes cast)

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April 01, 2008
lolterizt! Part 41
Posted by Harvey at 11:19 AM

Good news! I cleared out a good chunk of backlog, so there's room for more entries. Let 'em fly.

Meanwhile, once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



First, one I forgot to put in lolprotstrz!:
dead got better.jpg

capture golden snitch.jpg
[reference link]

islam do not want.jpg

seed spitting contest.jpg

sky shoot.jpg

sunroof.jpg



From 5minutes:
wildflowers.jpg

Two from Xaetognath:
Gaza vogue.jpg
[reference link]

iz rly stck.jpg

Two from acrazymic:
ninjas.jpg

own hostage.jpg

From Erik Wit:
unnecessary.JPG



PRODUCTION NOTES:

#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.2/5 (13 votes cast)

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March 25, 2008
lolterizt! Part 40
Posted by Harvey at 12:07 PM

A lot of entries this week, so once again I'm just gonna be one more card in the pack for this episode.

As always, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



From Jinxmedic:
terrorist instructions.jpg

From ColoradoRight:
infedels.jpg

From Cosmo:
Grit.jpg
[reference link]

From Harvey:
hide and seek.jpg

From DamnCat:
WeIzOff.jpg

From Geah:
30minutes.jpg

From Xaetognath:
no ap pix.jpg

From 5minutes:
stapuft.jpg

From acrazymic:
mexico.jpg

From Joel:
teh_street.jpg

From Erik Wit:
tp.JPG
[reference link]

From DailyBayonet:
rpg of antioch.jpg
[reference link]

From AlanABQ:
Spaaarta.JPG

And a late entry from Alan from last week, but I'm a soft touch so I'll post it anyway:
pantz.JPG



PRODUCTION NOTES:

#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

SOURCE NOTE: Snapped Shot is still making peace with the AP law-talking-guys, so he's off the radar as a direct source for images for a while (although maybe if you follow his links [hint hint]...) However, try Googling "AP photo" and your favorite MSM euphemism for "terrorist". You'll find plenty of material.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

This post dedicated to any media outlets that aren't trumpeting the US body count this week.

If there ARE any.

Rating: 3.1/5 (14 votes cast)

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March 19, 2008
lolterizt! - Part 39: lolprotstrz! Edition
Posted by Harvey at 11:56 AM

To celebrate the 5th anniversary of the start of the Iraq War, we're poking fun at Code Pinks, commies, Cindy Sheehans and other loudmouth street-polluting liberals this week. Entries were voluminous, so you only get one token nugget from me.

Also, as a mercy to those on dial-up, I'm limiting the number of photos in this post. Since some obsessive-compulsive types sent in multiple entries, I'll include some bonus links to their extra images so you don't have to miss out.

As always, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.

NOTE 2: closed captioning for bonus pics is not available because my geek skills R teh suxxorz. If you're not sure what a caption says, leave a comment, and I'm sure some gloating, smug-ass l33t will post the answer.



From Hart of That Hero
lolz_baby.jpg

lolz_NYcrackheads.jpg

Bonus

From Cosmo:
sheenz_3.jpg

sheenz_1.jpg

Bonus
Bonus
Bonus

From Charles:
sheehanmilffail.jpg

mmoorefrtz.jpg

From Pam:
3-19 Pam pinkhokeypokey.jpg

From Harvey:
3b flop.jpg

From Bob:
ZZTOPZ.jpg

From John:
like anyone would put it in.jpg

taz me agin bro.jpg
[reference link]

Bonus

From Wendy:
happy rove.jpg

From acrazymic:
Alivebytehgraceoffrdtomson.jpg

3-19 protesters.jpg

Bonus
Bonus
Bonus
Bonus
Bonus
Bonus



PRODUCTION NOTES:

#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

SOURCE NOTE: Snapped Shot is still making peace with the AP law-talking-guys, so he's off the radar as a source for a while. However, try Googling "AP photo" and your favorite MSM euphemism for "terrorist". You'll find plenty of material.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

This post is dedicated to everyone who has pledged their lives, fortunes, and/or sacred honors toward winning this war.

Rating: 2.0/5 (13 votes cast)

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March 11, 2008
lolterizt! Part 38
Posted by Harvey at 11:59 AM

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT (FINAL REMINDER) - To celebrate the 5th anniversary of the start of the Iraq War, Part 39 of lolterizt! will be posted on Wednesday, March 19th and will be a special lolprotstrz! version, featuring crass captioning of your favorite anti-war idiots in action. You can start submitting your hippies, Code Pinks, commies, Cindy Sheehans and other loudmouth street-polluting liberals immediately. The final deadline is 6pm CDT, Tuesday March 18.

Meanwhile, once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



bad car.jpg

extreme sandcastle.jpg

gone gone gone.jpg

kidnapping.jpg

skeet.jpg

relativity.jpg
[reference link]



From Mark:
BombCat2.JPG

From Xaetognath:
man and wife.jpg

From Brian:
go green.jpg

From 5minutes:
proztate screeningz.jpg

From acrazymic:
sesame streetz.jpg

From Joel:
teh_bridge.jpg

From AlanABQ:
Mister Fister2.JPG

From Erik Wit:
sterile.JPG



PRODUCTION NOTES:

#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

SOURCE NOTE: Snapped Shot is still making peace with the AP law-talking-guys, so he's off the radar as a source for a while. However, try Googling "AP photo" and your favorite MSM euphemism for "terrorist". You'll find plenty of material.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Today's edition is dedicated to those who lost their lives in the Madrid bombings. We remember 3-11.

Rating: 2.4/5 (11 votes cast)

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March 04, 2008
lolterizt! Part 37
Posted by Harvey at 12:19 PM

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - To celebrate the 5th anniversary of the start of the Iraq War, Part 39 of lolterizt! will be posted on March 19th and will be a special lolprotstrz! version, featuring crass captioning of your favorite anti-war idiots in action. You can start submitting your hippies, Code Pinks, commies, Cindy Sheehans and other loudmouth street-polluting liberals immediately. The final deadline is 6pm CDT, Tuesday March 18.

Meanwhile, once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



camoflage FAIL.jpg

disco inferno.jpg

extreme darts.jpg

gay pride terrorists.jpg

in your parade.jpg

inserting suppositories.jpg

AP sorry.jpg



From SARA of The Bright Corner:
straight-to-the-moon.jpg

From Michael
FidelCastro.jpg

From 5minutes:
dealornodeal.jpg

From acrazymic:
virgins first.jpg

From Joel:
global_warming.jpg

From AlanABQ:
Habib.jpg

From Erik Wit:
sniper wannabe.jpg



PRODUCTION NOTES:

#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

SOURCE NOTE: Snapped Shot is still making peace with the AP law-talking-guys, so he's off the radar as a source for a while. However, try Googling "AP photo" and your favorite MSM euphemism for "terrorist". You'll find plenty of material.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.8/5 (32 votes cast)

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February 26, 2008
lolterizt! Part 36
Posted by Harvey at 12:09 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



in your store.jpg

leisure suit larry.jpg
[reference link]

my implants.jpg

not fashionable.jpg

when youre a jet.jpg



From Darrin:
big kitten.jpg

From Corey:
choo choo.jpg

From DamnCat:
WhatStinks.jpg
[reference link]

From Sir Andrew of The Federalist:
lolpakistan.jpg

From acrazymic:
jihillary 08.jpg

From Joel:
potpie hair.jpg

From AlanABQ:
DETH.JPG

From Erik Wit:
smoker.JPG



PRODUCTION NOTES:

#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

SOURCE NOTE: Snapped Shot - unerringly finds propagantastic photos staged by the MSM and makes my job easy.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.5/5 (15 votes cast)

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February 19, 2008
lolterizt! - Part 35: Crowded Out Edition
Posted by Harvey at 11:32 AM

I've gotten so many entries lately that there's only room for one token entry from me this week.

Which makes me giddy with delight, because a mocked terrorist is a powerless terrorist. Eventually any time a Muslim screams "JIHAD!" people will just point & laugh instead of pre-emptively adopting Sharia Law to appease the Arab Street *cough*France*cough*.

Anyway, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you post your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



From Harvey:
bike hostage.jpg

From Geah:
cry cheese.jpg

Two from Xaetognath:
iz zis big.jpg

No, this big.jpg

From Michael:
aryagotme.jpg

From Thomas:
hat head.jpg

From Corey:
no pantz.jpg

From acrazymic:
clearance vest.jpg

From Joel:
potpie head.jpg

From AlanABQ:
Rock on Nutjob.jpg

From badmartin:
fixed drain.JPG

From Erik Wit:
terrorist pile.jpg

From Melissa:
epicfail.jpg

From McBain:
dirty lens.jpg



PRODUCTION NOTES:

#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

SOURCE NOTE: Snapped Shot - unerringly finds propagantastic photos staged by the MSM and makes my job easy.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.0/5 (11 votes cast)

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February 12, 2008
lolterizt! Part 34
Posted by Harvey at 12:20 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



achmeds valentine.jpg

circus freak terizt.jpg

horseshoes.jpg

hunting rubble.jpg

zarkawi bigfoot.jpg



From Geah:
fight for.jpg

From Dan:
ChillinRageBoy.jpg

From acrazymic:
joo rug.jpg

From Joel:
potpie beret.jpg

From McBain:
BraveheartScene.jpg

From AlanABQ:
Allah is it!.JPG

From badmartin:
depositz2.JPG

From Erik Wit:
scooter.JPG

From Melissa:
peeceakshully.jpg



PRODUCTION NOTES:

#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

SOURCE NOTE: Snapped Shot - unerringly finds propagantastic photos staged by the MSM and makes my job easy.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.4/5 (9 votes cast)

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February 05, 2008
lolterizt! Part 33
Posted by Harvey at 12:36 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



FatimahBenet.jpg

I can has rabbi.jpg

invisible horse.jpg

outdoors only.jpg

pull my finger.jpg

tastes great less filling.jpg

wrong form.jpg



From Geah:
osama no1.jpg

From roamingfirehydrant:
terizt valentine.jpg

From Joel:
owned donkey.jpg

From AlanABQ:
book by its cover.JPG

Two from Erik Wit:
scarface terizt.JPG

car pile record.JPG



PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

SOURCE NOTE: Snapped Shot - unerringly finds propagantastic photos staged by the MSM and makes my job easy.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.3/5 (21 votes cast)

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January 29, 2008
lolterizt! Part 32
Posted by Harvey at 12:26 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



bet on giants.jpg

calling shotgun.jpg

make your own.jpg

mouthhole.jpg

pop tart.jpg

rosie was right.jpg

making stroggs.jpg
[Reference link]



From Omar:
kung foo terrorists.jpg

From Joel:
thoughtpolice.jpg
[Reference link]

From Aaron of Free Will:
driving.jpg

Two from Erik Wit:
pizza.JPG

poke.JPG

GEBIV of There's One, Only! has a handful over at his place.



PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

SOURCE NOTE: Snapped Shot - unerringly finds propagantastic photos staged by the MSM and makes my job easy.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.9/5 (14 votes cast)

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January 22, 2008
lolterizt! Part 31
Posted by Harvey at 12:29 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



1 2 cha cha cha.jpg

burka head.jpg

fashion police capture.jpg

instant jackass.jpg

sandbag season.jpg

scissors beats paper.jpg

tardorist.jpg
[Hat tip to Jake for the picture]



From Matt:
fred elected.jpg

Two from Aaron of Free Will:
sterl.jpg

raising your taxes.jpg

Two from Erik Wit:
mother of the year.JPG

nothing nice.JPG



PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

SOURCE NOTE: Snapped Shot - unerringly finds propagantastic photos staged by the MSM and makes my job easy.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.0/5 (11 votes cast)

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January 15, 2008
lolterizt! Part 30
Posted by Harvey at 01:27 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



frakes terrorist.jpg

french james bond.jpg

finding irans gays.jpg

metallica concert.jpg

parked camel.jpg

street dancers.jpg

sometimes when we touch.jpg
[Hat tip to Whitehorse for the caption]



From Steadyrock:
grandma-lolterizt.jpg

Two from Tom:
Kichun Sanitatshun.JPG

Dropped Grenade.JPG

Two from Erik Wit:
moon.JPG

microphones2.JPG


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Rating: 2.2/5 (13 votes cast)

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January 08, 2008
lolterizt! Part 29
Posted by Harvey at 12:36 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



childproof.jpg

hoes.jpg

macarena with me.jpg

simon says no.jpg

tree vs bulldozer.jpg

zionist conspiracy.jpg

needs lubricant.jpg
[Hat tip to Seawitch for the pic]



From Tom:
teen pal.JPG

Two from cyberjacques:
klein.JPG

lites.jpg

Two from Erik Wit:
uzi.JPG

microphones1.JPG



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Rating: 2.0/5 (10 votes cast)

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January 01, 2008
lolterizt! Part 28
Posted by Harvey at 11:59 AM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



compensating.jpg

coffin eats fingers.jpg

keymaster.jpg

koran dental.jpg

ringo and ron.jpg

tammy faye baker.jpg

jihadi jumprope.jpg



From cyberjacques:
suicide bong.JPG

From Nate:
dem_primaries.jpg

From Matthew:
Mahmoud in white.jpg

From Tom:
skool play.JPG

Two from Erik Wit:
lighter.JPG

monster.JPG



PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

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Rating: 2.3/5 (11 votes cast)

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December 11, 2007
lolterizt! Part 27
Posted by Harvey at 01:31 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



arab_bomber_koran.jpg

hamas and oates.jpg

jihad nerd.jpg

lava lamp.jpg

m not gay.jpg

michelin men.jpg

pistol pocket.jpg

zztop.jpg

religion-of-peace.jpg



From cyberjacques:
peeceful.jpg

From Tom:
ramadan.JPG

Two from Erik Wit:
koran burn.JPG

landscaping.JPG

Two from Brian:
shoes for jooz.jpg

big fish.jpg



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Rating: 2.2/5 (9 votes cast)

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December 04, 2007
lolterizt! Part 26
Posted by Harvey at 01:39 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



gun safety 1.jpg

angry old terizt.jpg

charlie brown tree.jpg

heelies sandals.jpg

koran-knife.jpg

sad confused terizt.jpg

gun safety 2.jpg



From Brian:
ahmadinejad israel.jpg

From Eli:
iran deliverance.jpg

From Tom:
abu ghraib.jpg

From cyberjacques:
crayons.jpg

From Taylor:
leezer.jpg

From Erik Wit:
same thing.JPG



PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

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Rating: 1.7/5 (13 votes cast)

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November 28, 2007
Jumped the Shark, Did It?
Posted by Harvey at 05:58 AM

Judging by the complete absence of comments on #25 and the dearth of recent reader submissions, I'm guessing it's time to pull the plug on the lolterizt! series.

You guys want one last one, or have you had enough?

Rating: 1.7/5 (13 votes cast)

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November 27, 2007
lolterizt! Part 25
Posted by Harvey at 01:00 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.



bad beard.jpg

hands in pockets.JPG

hate gargamel.jpg

invisible floss.jpg

iranian idol.jpg

limp sword.jpg

truck rider.jpg

vertical jihadi.jpg



From BobG of High Velocity Politics:
i am batman.jpg

Three from Neil, who's still on a Chavez kick:
chavez breakfast club.jpg

chavez loves fidel.jpg

chavez springfield.jpg

Three from Erik Wit:
headbands.jpg

halloween koran.jpg

invisible terrorist.jpg



PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

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Rating: 2.5/5 (12 votes cast)

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November 20, 2007
lolterizt! Part 24
Posted by Harvey at 01:06 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.



color scheme.jpg

dirty job.jpg

fogging.jpg

global warming ha ha.JPG

hugh jass.jpg

say ozzy rules.jpg

sold out.jpg



Three from Neil, who's on a Chavez kick:
Chavez Ahmedinejad.jpg

chavez book.jpg

chavez castro.jpg

Three from Erik Wit:
fat.JPG

fire2.JPG

fwowerz.JPG



PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.8/5 (10 votes cast)

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November 13, 2007
lolterizt! Part 23 - American Aiders & Abettors Edition
Posted by Harvey at 01:21 PM

Time for a little mockery of the stupid citizens who keep rooting for the wrong camp:



carter on golf.jpg

cindy and jesse.jpg

hillary has power.jpg

jane fonda arms up.jpg

martin sheen says.jpg

obama karaoke.jpg

pelosi whip.jpg



Morphing from Michael.

From jihadonlibs:
michael moore says.jpg

From TGWShark:
GreedyReidy.jpg

From Josh:
tim robbins peace.jpg

Two from FormerHostage:
sad bill clinton.jpg

kerry optimism.jpg

Three from AlanABQ:
evil hillary.jpg

kos is.jpg

ronulan robble.jpg



Next week, back to mockn' them squinty-eyed, head-wrapped, splodey-dopn' furriners.

Rating: 2.8/5 (6 votes cast)

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November 12, 2007
lolterizt - American Aiders & Abettors Edition - Last Call
Posted by Harvey at 07:00 AM

Still a few hours left.

Put a lolterizt!-style caption on a picture of some American who - through word or deed - has made life easier for the terrorist POS's that are trying to kill us all.

Please note, the caption need not mention terrorism. We're just generally mocking the photos of the self-serving/stupid/evil people that are making this war harder for the good guys to win.

E-mail your picture to lolterizt-at-gmail.com by 6pm EST, Monday, November 12th, and I'll post the entries on Tuesday.

Remember to include the name or pseudonym under which you'd like to receive credit for your entry, and your blog/website URL, if applicable.

DISCLAIMER - As usual, I reserve the right to reject any entry that's unsuitably crude (by IMAO standards) or despairingly unfunny.

Rating: 1.6/5 (8 votes cast)


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November 06, 2007
lolterizt - American Aiders & Abettors Edition
Posted by Harvey at 02:05 PM

Gonna try something.

I've noticed that some people can't resist doing lolterizt! captions to Americans with questionable patriotism.

What the hell. Let's run with it.

Put a lolterizt!-style caption on a picture of some American who - through word or deed - has made life easier for the terrorist POS's that are trying to kill us all.

Please note, the caption need not mention terrorism. We're just generally mocking the photos of the self-serving/stupid/evil people that are making this war harder for the good guys to win.

E-mail your picture to lolterizt-at-gmail.com by 6pm EST, Monday, November 12th, and I'll post the entries on Tuesday.

Remember to include the name or pseudonym under which you'd like to receive credit for your entry, and your blog/website URL, if applicable.

DISCLAIMER - As usual, I reserve the right to reject any entry that's unsuitably crude (by IMAO standards) or despairingly unfunny.

Rating: 1.6/5 (7 votes cast)

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lolterizt! Part 22
Posted by Harvey at 01:04 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.



brain on islam.jpg

dont point that.jpg

invisible wiimote.jpg

islamic guns kill.jpg

muslim squirrel.jpg

ozzfest.jpg

shaft.jpg



From badmartin:
college protest.JPG

From Shoutingboy (not technically a terrorist, but she's done plenty of work for their side, so I'll toss it in):
LOL hillary.jpg
[reference link]

Three from Erik Wit:
terrorist car.JPG

fashion.JPG

bomb costume.JPG



PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

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Rating: 1.2/5 (6 votes cast)

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October 30, 2007
lolterizt! Part 21
Posted by Harvey at 01:01 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.



french impressionist.jpg

herbicide bomber.jpg

hunting wabbits.jpg

inferno.jpg

morpheus says go.jpg

willie nelson.jpg

raised hand.jpg



From badmartin:
tickets.JPG

Two from Alan ABQ:
LB sing along.JPG

scary  muslim woman.JPG

Three from Erik Wit:
ballet.JPG

baseball 1.JPG

beggars.JPG



PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

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Rating: 2.7/5 (13 votes cast)

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October 23, 2007
lolterizt! Part 20
Posted by Harvey at 12:00 PM

lolterizt! Part 20

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.



black power.jpg

insurgent tool.jpg

invisible basketball.jpg

metallica poster.jpg

rage boy sparta.jpg

riverdance.jpg

smurf mosque.jpg

i have a dream.jpg
[hat tip: Redneck Texan]



From John:
how to write.jpg

From McBain:
flag fights back.JPG

Three from Erik Wit:

angels.JPG

ak.JPG

art.JPG



PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

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Rating: 2.2/5 (10 votes cast)

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October 16, 2007
lolterizt! Part 19
Posted by Harvey at 01:02 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.



terrorist affirmative action.jpg

helping your enemies.jpg

hold me.jpg

koran with scrubbing bubble.jpg

scared terrorist.jpg

our demands.jpg



From DamnCat:
riyadh now.jpg

From Caylen:
tom cruise.jpg

From John:
skynyrd-jihad.jpg

From Bill:
hillary monkey.jpg

2 From Alan ABQ:
where my b.jpg

achoo.JPG



PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.2/5 (13 votes cast)

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October 09, 2007
lolterizt! Part 18
Posted by Harvey at 01:05 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.



Butch Sundance.jpg
[reference link]

grassy knoll.jpg

kirok.jpg

ted rall flags.jpg

numa numa.jpg
[reference link]



From Richard:
ahmadinejad denial.jpg

From Brian:
scuse me.jpg

From Tom:
parking lot.jpg

From AlanABQ:
new piercing.JPG

From Tom in Knoxvegas (caption from me):
iran gays.jpg

Two from Nihil:
fantastic four.jpg

LolTERIZTSPARTA.jpg



PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

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Rating: 2.3/5 (12 votes cast)

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October 02, 2007
lolterizt! Part 17
Posted by Harvey at 01:37 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.



dancer.jpg

find waldo.jpg

flipped koran.jpg

nice eye holes.jpg

pronounced igor.jpg

seinfeld of arabia.jpg

shadow rabbit.jpg

smiling ahmadinejad.jpg



From James:
sad harry reid.jpg

From Gradual Dazzle of Anywhere But Here:
ahmadinejad gays.jpg

From Five Pillars:
Fiensteinak.jpg

PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

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Rating: 2.8/5 (8 votes cast)

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September 25, 2007
lolterizt! Part 16
Posted by Harvey at 12:11 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.



retarded terrorist.jpg

beaten by jews.jpg

bullet time.jpg

gap for terrorists.jpg

hypno koran.jpg

shakespeare.jpg

shove zippy koran.jpg

nazgul ring.jpg



PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 1.9/5 (9 votes cast)

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September 18, 2007
lolterizt! Part 15
Posted by Harvey at 12:05 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.



blind melon chitlin.jpg
[reference link]

dont shoot.jpg

good trade.jpg

hard time.jpg

manicure.jpg

terrorizing you.jpg

we love you.jpg

ripped off terrorists.jpg



Reader submissions:

From FormerHostage:
kirk.JPG

From G8r:
wear black.jpg

PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

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Rating: 1.7/5 (10 votes cast)

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September 11, 2007
lolterizt! Part 14
Posted by Harvey at 01:00 PM

On this 6th anniversary of 9/11, a thought for terrorists:

We're not terrorized.

We're laughing at you.



castle anthrax.jpg

castro winner.jpg

guys wait.jpg

macarena.jpg

magic 8 block.jpg

more cowbell.jpg

twisted sister.jpg

where are playstations.jpg



Reader submissions:

From Tom in Knoxvegas:
good kissers.jpg

PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

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Rating: 2.8/5 (12 votes cast)

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September 04, 2007
lolterizt! Part 13
Posted by Harvey at 04:00 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.



michael vick.jpg

mom forgets.jpg

mosque temptation.jpg

sign said.jpg

volunteering.jpg

second base.jpg



Reader submissions:

From Denver Greg:
splodey belt.JPG

From TomG:
i is martyr.jpg

From FormerHostage:
terrorist cutie.JPG

From AlanABQ:
sad willy.JPG

From Handsome Bill
toybox.jpg

PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

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Rating: 2.8/5 (8 votes cast)

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August 28, 2007
lolterizt! Part 12
Posted by Harvey at 01:44 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.



connery is best bond.jpg

hand crank.jpg

im batman.jpg

dear terrorists.jpg



Reader submissions:

From Handsome Bill:
wire service.jpg

From Ron Rockstar:
slurpeez.jpg

From George K (with a hat tip to Sondra K)
boatbomb.jpg

From Doug (via Steve):
magicbulletDL.jpg

From Chris:
matlock.jpg

From AlanABQ:
Hot Stuff.JPG

From Brian Thorn of Java With "Joe Bag of Doughnuts":
Fat Evil Bastard.JPG

From Hazel:
in your news.jpg

From FormerHostage:
hey i called.JPG

From Bob in Feenicks:
scared of Americans.jpg

PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.4/5 (13 votes cast)

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August 21, 2007
lolterizt! Part 11
Posted by Harvey at 02:03 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.



chinese.jpg

hay osama.jpg

seabiscuit.jpg

stallone.jpg

xyz pdq.jpg

simon says.jpg


Reader submissions:

From Alan ABQ:
hammer time.jpg

From Brian Thorn of Java With "Joe Bag of Doughnuts"
OurboyEd.JPG

From Five-Pillars:
refreshingorange.jpg

From FormerHostage:
lawn.jpg

From Hazel:
eated my cookie.jpg

From Erik Wit:
ugly.JPG

From Starfox5253:
Terizt Son.jpg

PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.3/5 (8 votes cast)

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August 14, 2007
lolterizt! Part 10
Posted by Harvey at 05:00 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.



americans steal.jpg

bass tube.jpg

costume party.jpg

home alone.jpg

islamic hendrix.jpg

remember we parked.jpg

sand gotz a flavor.jpg


Reader submissions:

From FormerHostage:
nofair.JPG

From Sir Andrew of GOPedia:
in your klan.jpg

From HandsomeBill:
in your senate.jpg

Two from Erik Wit:
sign.JPG

sling.JPG

PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 1.5/5 (11 votes cast)

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August 08, 2007
lolterizt! Part 9
Posted by Harvey at 05:02 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.



swear i parked.jpg

aim and shoot.jpg

oops car.jpg

psst mohammed.jpg

stay back or.jpg

stay puft.jpg



Reader submissions:

From Josh:
koran toilet.jpg

From Starfox5253:
hiding.jpg

From Lethbridge and Stewart:
i can kill you.jpg

From Sir Andrew of GOPedia:
new potter.jpg

From AlanABQ:
clean air mosque.jpg

Two from Erik Wit:
shirtshoes.JPG

scope.JPG



PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 3.0/5 (9 votes cast)

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July 23, 2007
lolterizt! Part 8
Posted by Harvey at 04:53 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.



terizt matrix.jpg

freebird.jpg

i go bafroom.jpg

splodey twinkees.jpg

moore jihad.jpg



Reader submissions:

From Samuel:
play with doggie.JPG

From Gordon:
i is angel.jpg

From Chris:
ragecowbell.jpg

From Beth of MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
jihadkid.jpg

From Tyrant Rex:
superman r coming.jpg

From Erik Wit:
sad rpg.JPG

Two from Sir Andrew of GOPedia:
bust caps.jpg

no virgins.jpg



PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 1.6/5 (9 votes cast)

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July 17, 2007
lolterizt! Part 7
Posted by Harvey at 05:03 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

ghostbusters.jpg

koran 2 big.jpg

loopholz.jpg

paris.jpg

teapot.jpg

welease bwian.jpg
Reference link for that last one



Reader submissions:

From Trinity:
lolteriztfail.jpg

From FormerHostage:
warranty.JPG

From Tyrant Rex:
PicnicBlanket.jpg

From Beth of MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
ragetub.JPG

Two from Erik Wit:
mecca.JPG

launcher.JPG



PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.4/5 (7 votes cast)

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July 11, 2007
lolterizt! Part 6
Posted by Harvey at 05:37 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

iphone.jpg

joos iz big.jpg

lil terizt sez.jpg

live free.jpg

on camra.jpg

lovin it.jpg



Reader submissions:

From Serr8d:
warriors come out to play-ay.jpg

From Tyrant King:
HiFives.jpg

From Beth of MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
infidelz rage.jpg

From Former Hostage:
not funny.JPG

Two from Erik Wit:
holdrifle.JPG

hole.JPG



PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

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Rating: 2.6/5 (7 votes cast)

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July 09, 2007
lolterizt! Part 5
Posted by Harvey at 12:07 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

bang.jpg

doorknob.jpg

terizt rocket.jpg

zippy koran.jpg

jihad_barbie.jpg


Reader submissions:

From Erik Wit:
gaza.JPG

From Tyrant Rex:
equal opportunity.jpg

From Jason:
carbq.JPG

From cadetwithchips2:
danish_embassy.jpg

From D:
on fire.jpg

From SondraK via Beth:
in my cave.jpg

From Beth:
LOLislamicrageboy.jpg

From FormerHostage:
no worries.JPG


PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.4/5 (18 votes cast)

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July 03, 2007
lolterizt! Part 4
Posted by Harvey at 07:05 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

basketball.jpg

zippy.jpg

burn.jpg

thnk osama.jpg

u no buy.jpg



Reader submissions:

From Erik Wit:
depilating.jpg

From Andrew:
LOLCorrie.jpg

From Pupster:
terrorass.jpg

From Beth of MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy:
marshmallowpeepz.jpg

From Chris:
mnkybrz.jpg

From FormerHostage:
teritzfire.JPG



Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (this is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.7/5 (10 votes cast)

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June 30, 2007
lolterizt! Part 3
Posted by Harvey at 04:56 PM

Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

bad terizt.JPG

brnin ur flg.jpg

die wabbit.jpg

invisible bicycle.jpg

uruk-hai terizt.jpg

weer in ur desert.jpg



Reader submissions:

From Jennifer:
teriztface.JPG

From Psycho:
reedin ur paperz.jpg

From FormerHostage:
ize ngry.jpg

2 from Erik Wit
bluetape.JPG

bombmaker.JPG

From everydayjoe:
allahu ack.jpg



Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (this is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.3/5 (12 votes cast)

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June 27, 2007
lolterizt! Part 2
Posted by Harvey at 05:09 PM

Some housekeeping first.

It's been brought to my attention that there are "lolterrorists" pictures on the web that pre-date my first "lolterizt" post. I was not previously aware of these. If I had been, I would've given them links to credit them with being an inspiration. Nevertheless, I think the creators deserve a little applause for discovering a great idea on their own.

As for the ones *I* post, it'd be nice if you gave IMAO a little hat tip, but I'm not going to go all Disney-copyright-lawyer on your ass if you don't.

I like ego-stroking as much as the next blogger, but it's FAR more important to me to see murdering bastard terrorists being mocked, demeaned, and belittled as often as possible than it is to get credit for a particular picture.

So pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

Anyway, my current plan is to just post a small cluster every few days until I run out of pictures and get sick of Googling for new images. Not sure how long that'll be.

Meanwhile, here's the next round:

Oh, and that first one is a real pic of Crazy Rosie's kid. I only added the words [hat tip to Laura of Conservative, Dreadlocked, Bitch].



Crazy Rosies daughter.jpg

iz rkt lanchr.jpg

in ur forezt.jpg

ski msk.jpg

fly iz open.jpg

which is shooty end.jpg



NOTE: If you have enough tech savvy to make lolterizt pics, but not enough to post them at your own site, you can send them to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (this is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.7/5 (11 votes cast)

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June 25, 2007
lolterizt!
Posted by Harvey at 05:05 PM

By now you're probably familiar with the lolcats phenomenon, where pictures of cats are captioned with a something best described as a cross between l33t-speak and Engrish.

Or perhaps you've seen the spinoffs: lolbird, loldog, and/or lolhamster.

Well, it just seems wrong to me to be making fun of innocent animals like that.

So I'll be making fun of guilty animals, i.e. terrorists.

Or terizts, as it were:



im in ur mosk.jpg

terizt sad.jpg

laff at mah eye.jpg

needz urnium.jpg

oh noes lazer.JPG

halp terizt.jpg



If this amuses you for some strange reason, I can probably make some more.

Rating: 2.5/5 (12 votes cast)

Comments (46)
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