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lolterizt Archives Stumble It!
September 03, 2008
lolterizt! Part 62
Posted by Harvey at 10:43 AM
Since the Democrat convention was last week and the internet is full of their pictures, next Tuesday (9-9) will be the long-awaited loldemcrt! version. Caption up your favorite pic of your least favorite liberal and submit to lolterizt-at-gmail.com Meanwhile, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
Two from DamnCat: 
Two from Hart of That Hero:
PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
August 19, 2008
lolterizt! Part 60
Posted by Harvey at 10:39 AM
Pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
August 12, 2008
lolterizt! Part 59
Posted by Harvey at 12:00 PM
Plenty of room for reader submissions next week, and no more excuses about "I don't know how to make them": Use the free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger. Meanwhile, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
August 05, 2008
lolterizt! Part 58 - lolbama! Edition (Part 2)
Posted by Harvey at 11:40 AM
Obama has returned from his Rock Star Superstar World Tour with a badly swelled head, so I thought I'd stick a pin in his over-inflated ego so he can get he hubris-bloated melon through the O-Force One doorway. Next week: back to regular terrorist-bashing. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
July 29, 2008
lolterizt! Part 57
Posted by Harvey at 10:56 AM
I'm kinda irked that Obama is trying to claim that tourism somehow equals foreign policy experience, so next week I'm running another lolbama! special edition. Submit your captioned Obama pictures to lolterizt-at-gmail.com to join in the fun. Meanwhile, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From Felicity:  [reference link] PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
July 22, 2008
lolterizt! Part 56
Posted by Harvey at 12:02 PM
Pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
July 15, 2008
lolterizt! Part 55
Posted by Harvey at 12:01 PM
Yay! Reader participation this week! Pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
Two from Matthew: 
From Gradual Dazzle From Aaron PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
July 09, 2008
lolterizt! Part 54
Posted by Harvey at 09:11 PM
Looks like everybody's too busy pokin' fun at the WEtards to poke fun at the terrorists. That's ok, I can get it this week. Sorry it's a day late. My soul-sucking day job mistakenly believes that overtime pay is reasonable compensation for not leaving me any free time during which to patriotically mock America's enemies. Bunch o' stinkin' commies. Anyway, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
July 01, 2008
lolterizt! Part 53
Posted by Harvey at 12:01 PM
Plenty of room for new submissions. Notice how Obama hasn't sent in anything, and now people are questioning his patriotism. Anyway, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From Paul-Jacques  PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
June 24, 2008
lolterizt! Part 52
Posted by Harvey at 11:00 AM
Yeah, it's been about a year now since I posted the first one of these. Frankly, I'd originally envisioned it as a three part series. Never can tell, I guess. Anyway, once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From RWW: 
From Jesse: From Raving Lunatic:
PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
June 17, 2008
lolterizt! Part 51
Posted by Harvey at 11:25 AM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.  [reference link]
From RWW:  PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
June 10, 2008
lolterizt! Part 50 - lolbama! Edition
Posted by Harvey at 11:00 AM
Cruel and tasteless mockery of your favorite Democrat presumptive nominee for your viewing pleasure. And a note to any stray liberals who want to cry "racism!"... we don't hate Obama because he's black - we hate him because he's a socialist who doesn't want us to win the war. We'd hate him just as much if he were white and his name were John Kerry. Anyway, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From Starfox5253: 
From Cowboy Blob:
From DamnCat: From AlanABQ:
PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
June 03, 2008
lolterizt! Part 49
Posted by Harvey at 11:59 AM
Sorry about missing last week. I've got one of those day jobs where having a holiday means heavy overtime the rest of the week to make up for the work you couldn't get done. Anyway, since Barry's probably sewing up the nomination this week, June 10th will be lolbama! day. Caption the Democrat's Golden Child and submit away. Preferably by Sunday. Meanwhile, once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From Xaetognath:  PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
May 20, 2008
lolterizt! Part 48
Posted by Harvey at 11:09 AM
I'm noticing two dropoffs - post rating and reader contributions. Looking for some feedback - what do I need here? Better pictures? Better captions? Or is the whole concept just way too 2007? Gimme some tough love. Meanwhile, once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.  [reference link]
From ColoradoRight: 
Two from Xaetognath:
Two from acrazymic:
PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
May 13, 2008
lolterizt! Part 47 - lolhilry! Edition
Posted by Harvey at 11:05 AM
A tribute to the post-iceberg RMS Titanic of Democratic presidential candidates. Regular lolterizng resumes next week. Meanwhile, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you post your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From Daniel: 
From Warren: From AlanABQ: From Bryan: From Wendy: From roamingfirehydrant: PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
May 06, 2008
lolterizt! Part 46
Posted by Harvey at 11:57 AM
Just in case Hillary tanks in Indiana & North Carolina and decides to drop out, I'm making next week a special lolhilry! version. Caption up your favorite Hil-pic and send it to lolterizt-at-gmail.com by midnight next Saturday, May 10th (I usually start putting these together on Sundays). Meanwhile, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you post your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From Geah:  [reference link] From Windbag: From Bryan: From Raving Lunatic: From Xaetognath: From acrazymic: PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
April 29, 2008
lolterizt! Part 45
Posted by Harvey at 11:31 AM
Submit! Submit! Submit! Not to Islam. I mean submit your lolterizt! entries. Meanwhile, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you post your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From Geah: 
From AlanABQ: From Raving Lunatic: From Xaetognath: From acrazymic: PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
April 23, 2008
lolterizt! Part 44
Posted by Harvey at 11:38 AM
Keep 'em coming, folks. In the meantime, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you post your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From Matthew:  [reference link] From Omar: From DamnCat: From AlanABQ: From Raving Lunatic: From Xaetognath: From acrazymic: PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
April 15, 2008
lolterizt! Part 43
Posted by Harvey at 12:15 PM
Room for more next week. You know you want to. Meanwhile, once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From Slowpoke: 
Two from Frog:
From Raving Lunatic: From Xaetognath: From acrazymic: PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
April 08, 2008
lolterizt! Part 42
Posted by Harvey at 11:43 AM
Still lots of room for more entries next week. Submit away. You know you've been dying to give it a try. Meanwhile, once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From Colorado Right 
From Pauley: Two from Xaetognath:
Two from acrazymic:
PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
April 01, 2008
lolterizt! Part 41
Posted by Harvey at 11:19 AM
Good news! I cleared out a good chunk of backlog, so there's room for more entries. Let 'em fly. Meanwhile, once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. First, one I forgot to put in lolprotstrz!: 
From 5minutes: 
Two from Xaetognath:
Two from acrazymic:
From Erik Wit: PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
March 25, 2008
lolterizt! Part 40
Posted by Harvey at 12:07 PM
A lot of entries this week, so once again I'm just gonna be one more card in the pack for this episode. As always, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. From Jinxmedic: 
From ColoradoRight: From Cosmo: From Harvey: From DamnCat: From Geah: From Xaetognath: From 5minutes: From acrazymic: From Joel: From Erik Wit: From DailyBayonet: From AlanABQ: And a late entry from Alan from last week, but I'm a soft touch so I'll post it anyway: PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. SOURCE NOTE: Snapped Shot is still making peace with the AP law-talking-guys, so he's off the radar as a direct source for images for a while (although maybe if you follow his links [hint hint]...) However, try Googling "AP photo" and your favorite MSM euphemism for "terrorist". You'll find plenty of material. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank. This post dedicated to any media outlets that aren't trumpeting the US body count this week. If there ARE any.
March 19, 2008
lolterizt! - Part 39: lolprotstrz! Edition
Posted by Harvey at 11:56 AM
To celebrate the 5th anniversary of the start of the Iraq War, we're poking fun at Code Pinks, commies, Cindy Sheehans and other loudmouth street-polluting liberals this week. Entries were voluminous, so you only get one token nugget from me. Also, as a mercy to those on dial-up, I'm limiting the number of photos in this post. Since some obsessive-compulsive types sent in multiple entries, I'll include some bonus links to their extra images so you don't have to miss out. As always, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. NOTE 2: closed captioning for bonus pics is not available because my geek skills R teh suxxorz. If you're not sure what a caption says, leave a comment, and I'm sure some gloating, smug-ass l33t will post the answer. From Hart of That Hero 
From Cosmo:
From Charles:
From Pam: From Harvey: From Bob: From John: From Wendy: From acrazymic:
Bonus PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. SOURCE NOTE: Snapped Shot is still making peace with the AP law-talking-guys, so he's off the radar as a source for a while. However, try Googling "AP photo" and your favorite MSM euphemism for "terrorist". You'll find plenty of material. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank. This post is dedicated to everyone who has pledged their lives, fortunes, and/or sacred honors toward winning this war.
March 11, 2008
lolterizt! Part 38
Posted by Harvey at 11:59 AM
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT (FINAL REMINDER) - To celebrate the 5th anniversary of the start of the Iraq War, Part 39 of lolterizt! will be posted on Wednesday, March 19th and will be a special lolprotstrz! version, featuring crass captioning of your favorite anti-war idiots in action. You can start submitting your hippies, Code Pinks, commies, Cindy Sheehans and other loudmouth street-polluting liberals immediately. The final deadline is 6pm CDT, Tuesday March 18. Meanwhile, once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From Mark: 
From Xaetognath: From Brian: From 5minutes: From acrazymic: From Joel: From AlanABQ: From Erik Wit: PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. SOURCE NOTE: Snapped Shot is still making peace with the AP law-talking-guys, so he's off the radar as a source for a while. However, try Googling "AP photo" and your favorite MSM euphemism for "terrorist". You'll find plenty of material. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank. Today's edition is dedicated to those who lost their lives in the Madrid bombings. We remember 3-11.
March 04, 2008
lolterizt! Part 37
Posted by Harvey at 12:19 PM
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - To celebrate the 5th anniversary of the start of the Iraq War, Part 39 of lolterizt! will be posted on March 19th and will be a special lolprotstrz! version, featuring crass captioning of your favorite anti-war idiots in action. You can start submitting your hippies, Code Pinks, commies, Cindy Sheehans and other loudmouth street-polluting liberals immediately. The final deadline is 6pm CDT, Tuesday March 18. Meanwhile, once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From SARA of The Bright Corner: 
From Michael From 5minutes: From acrazymic: From Joel: From AlanABQ: From Erik Wit: PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. SOURCE NOTE: Snapped Shot is still making peace with the AP law-talking-guys, so he's off the radar as a source for a while. However, try Googling "AP photo" and your favorite MSM euphemism for "terrorist". You'll find plenty of material. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
February 26, 2008
lolterizt! Part 36
Posted by Harvey at 12:09 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From Darrin: 
From Corey: From DamnCat: From Sir Andrew of The Federalist: From acrazymic: From Joel: From AlanABQ: From Erik Wit: PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. SOURCE NOTE: Snapped Shot - unerringly finds propagantastic photos staged by the MSM and makes my job easy. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
February 19, 2008
lolterizt! - Part 35: Crowded Out Edition
Posted by Harvey at 11:32 AM
I've gotten so many entries lately that there's only room for one token entry from me this week. Which makes me giddy with delight, because a mocked terrorist is a powerless terrorist. Eventually any time a Muslim screams "JIHAD!" people will just point & laugh instead of pre-emptively adopting Sharia Law to appease the Arab Street *cough*France*cough*. Anyway, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you post your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. From Harvey: 
From Geah: Two from Xaetognath:
From Michael: From Thomas: From Corey: From acrazymic: From Joel: From AlanABQ: From badmartin: From Erik Wit: From Melissa: From McBain: PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. SOURCE NOTE: Snapped Shot - unerringly finds propagantastic photos staged by the MSM and makes my job easy. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
February 12, 2008
lolterizt! Part 34
Posted by Harvey at 12:20 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From Geah: 
From Dan: From acrazymic: From Joel: From McBain: From AlanABQ: From badmartin: From Erik Wit: From Melissa: PRODUCTION NOTES: #1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. #2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. SOURCE NOTE: Snapped Shot - unerringly finds propagantastic photos staged by the MSM and makes my job easy. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
February 05, 2008
lolterizt! Part 33
Posted by Harvey at 12:36 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From Geah: 
From roamingfirehydrant: From Joel: From AlanABQ: Two from Erik Wit:
PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. SOURCE NOTE: Snapped Shot - unerringly finds propagantastic photos staged by the MSM and makes my job easy. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
January 29, 2008
lolterizt! Part 32
Posted by Harvey at 12:26 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From Omar: 
From Joel: From Aaron of Free Will: Two from Erik Wit:
GEBIV of There's One, Only! has a handful over at his place. PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. SOURCE NOTE: Snapped Shot - unerringly finds propagantastic photos staged by the MSM and makes my job easy. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
January 22, 2008
lolterizt! Part 31
Posted by Harvey at 12:29 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From Matt: 
Two from Aaron of Free Will:
Two from Erik Wit:
PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1. SOURCE NOTE: Snapped Shot - unerringly finds propagantastic photos staged by the MSM and makes my job easy. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
January 15, 2008
lolterizt! Part 30
Posted by Harvey at 01:27 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From Steadyrock: 
Two from Tom:
Two from Erik Wit:
PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
January 08, 2008
lolterizt! Part 29
Posted by Harvey at 12:36 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From Tom: 
Two from cyberjacques:
Two from Erik Wit:
PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
January 01, 2008
lolterizt! Part 28
Posted by Harvey at 11:59 AM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From cyberjacques: 
From Nate: From Matthew: From Tom: Two from Erik Wit:
PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
December 11, 2007
lolterizt! Part 27
Posted by Harvey at 01:31 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From cyberjacques: 
From Tom: Two from Erik Wit:
Two from Brian:
PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
December 04, 2007
lolterizt! Part 26
Posted by Harvey at 01:39 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired. 
From Brian: 
From Eli: From Tom: From cyberjacques: From Taylor: From Erik Wit: PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
November 28, 2007
Jumped the Shark, Did It?
Posted by Harvey at 05:58 AM
Judging by the complete absence of comments on #25 and the dearth of recent reader submissions, I'm guessing it's time to pull the plug on the lolterizt! series. You guys want one last one, or have you had enough?
November 27, 2007
lolterizt! Part 25
Posted by Harvey at 01:00 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. 
From BobG of High Velocity Politics: 
Three from Neil, who's still on a Chavez kick:
Three from Erik Wit:
PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
November 20, 2007
lolterizt! Part 24
Posted by Harvey at 01:06 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. 
Three from Neil, who's on a Chavez kick: 
Three from Erik Wit:
PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
November 13, 2007
lolterizt! Part 23 - American Aiders & Abettors Edition
Posted by Harvey at 01:21 PM
Time for a little mockery of the stupid citizens who keep rooting for the wrong camp: 
Morphing from Michael. From jihadonlibs: From TGWShark: From Josh: Two from FormerHostage:
Three from AlanABQ:
Next week, back to mockn' them squinty-eyed, head-wrapped, splodey-dopn' furriners.
November 12, 2007
lolterizt - American Aiders & Abettors Edition - Last Call
Posted by Harvey at 07:00 AM
Still a few hours left. Put a lolterizt!-style caption on a picture of some American who - through word or deed - has made life easier for the terrorist POS's that are trying to kill us all. Please note, the caption need not mention terrorism. We're just generally mocking the photos of the self-serving/stupid/evil people that are making this war harder for the good guys to win. E-mail your picture to lolterizt-at-gmail.com by 6pm EST, Monday, November 12th, and I'll post the entries on Tuesday. Remember to include the name or pseudonym under which you'd like to receive credit for your entry, and your blog/website URL, if applicable. DISCLAIMER - As usual, I reserve the right to reject any entry that's unsuitably crude (by IMAO standards) or despairingly unfunny.
November 06, 2007
lolterizt - American Aiders & Abettors Edition
Posted by Harvey at 02:05 PM
Gonna try something. I've noticed that some people can't resist doing lolterizt! captions to Americans with questionable patriotism. What the hell. Let's run with it. Put a lolterizt!-style caption on a picture of some American who - through word or deed - has made life easier for the terrorist POS's that are trying to kill us all. Please note, the caption need not mention terrorism. We're just generally mocking the photos of the self-serving/stupid/evil people that are making this war harder for the good guys to win. E-mail your picture to lolterizt-at-gmail.com by 6pm EST, Monday, November 12th, and I'll post the entries on Tuesday. Remember to include the name or pseudonym under which you'd like to receive credit for your entry, and your blog/website URL, if applicable. DISCLAIMER - As usual, I reserve the right to reject any entry that's unsuitably crude (by IMAO standards) or despairingly unfunny. lolterizt! Part 22
Posted by Harvey at 01:04 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. 
From badmartin: 
From Shoutingboy (not technically a terrorist, but she's done plenty of work for their side, so I'll toss it in): Three from Erik Wit:
PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
October 30, 2007
lolterizt! Part 21
Posted by Harvey at 01:01 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. 
From badmartin: 
Two from Alan ABQ:
Three from Erik Wit:
PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
October 23, 2007
lolterizt! Part 20
Posted by Harvey at 12:00 PM
lolterizt! Part 20 Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. 
From John: 
From McBain: Three from Erik Wit:
PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
October 16, 2007
lolterizt! Part 19
Posted by Harvey at 01:02 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. 
From DamnCat: 
From Caylen: From John: From Bill: 2 From Alan ABQ:
PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
October 09, 2007
lolterizt! Part 18
Posted by Harvey at 01:05 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.  [reference link]
From Richard: 
From Brian: From Tom: From AlanABQ: From Tom in Knoxvegas (caption from me): Two from Nihil:
PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
October 02, 2007
lolterizt! Part 17
Posted by Harvey at 01:37 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. 
From James: 
From Gradual Dazzle of Anywhere But Here: From Five Pillars: PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
September 25, 2007
lolterizt! Part 16
Posted by Harvey at 12:11 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. 
PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
September 18, 2007
lolterizt! Part 15
Posted by Harvey at 12:05 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.  [reference link]
Reader submissions: From FormerHostage: From G8r: PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
September 11, 2007
lolterizt! Part 14
Posted by Harvey at 01:00 PM
On this 6th anniversary of 9/11, a thought for terrorists: We're not terrorized. We're laughing at you. 
Reader submissions: From Tom in Knoxvegas: PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
September 04, 2007
lolterizt! Part 13
Posted by Harvey at 04:00 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. 
Reader submissions: From Denver Greg: From TomG: From FormerHostage: From AlanABQ: From Handsome Bill PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
August 28, 2007
lolterizt! Part 12
Posted by Harvey at 01:44 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. 
Reader submissions: From Handsome Bill: From Ron Rockstar: From George K (with a hat tip to Sondra K) From Doug (via Steve): From Chris: From AlanABQ: From Brian Thorn of Java With "Joe Bag of Doughnuts": From Hazel: From FormerHostage: From Bob in Feenicks: PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
August 21, 2007
lolterizt! Part 11
Posted by Harvey at 02:03 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. 
Reader submissions: From Alan ABQ: From Brian Thorn of Java With "Joe Bag of Doughnuts" From Five-Pillars: From FormerHostage: From Hazel: From Erik Wit: From Starfox5253: PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
August 14, 2007
lolterizt! Part 10
Posted by Harvey at 05:00 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. 
Reader submissions: From FormerHostage: From Sir Andrew of GOPedia: From HandsomeBill: Two from Erik Wit:
PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
August 08, 2007
lolterizt! Part 9
Posted by Harvey at 05:02 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. 
Reader submissions: From Josh: From Starfox5253: From Lethbridge and Stewart: From Sir Andrew of GOPedia: From AlanABQ: Two from Erik Wit:
PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
July 23, 2007
lolterizt! Part 8
Posted by Harvey at 04:53 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. 
Reader submissions: From Samuel: From Gordon: From Chris: From Beth of MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy From Tyrant Rex: From Erik Wit: Two from Sir Andrew of GOPedia:
PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
July 17, 2007
lolterizt! Part 7
Posted by Harvey at 05:03 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
Reader submissions: From Trinity: From FormerHostage: From Tyrant Rex: From Beth of MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Two from Erik Wit:
PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
July 11, 2007
lolterizt! Part 6
Posted by Harvey at 05:37 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
Reader submissions: From Serr8d: From Tyrant King: From Beth of MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy From Former Hostage: Two from Erik Wit:
PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
July 09, 2007
lolterizt! Part 5
Posted by Harvey at 12:07 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
Reader submissions: From Erik Wit: From Tyrant Rex: From Jason: From cadetwithchips2: From D: From Beth: From FormerHostage: PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
July 03, 2007
lolterizt! Part 4
Posted by Harvey at 07:05 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
Reader submissions: From Erik Wit: From Andrew: From Pupster: From Beth of MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: From Chris: From FormerHostage: Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (this is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
June 30, 2007
lolterizt! Part 3
Posted by Harvey at 04:56 PM
Once again, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
Reader submissions: From Jennifer: From Psycho: From FormerHostage: 2 from Erik Wit
From everydayjoe: Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (this is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name so I know who to thank.
June 27, 2007
lolterizt! Part 2
Posted by Harvey at 05:09 PM
Some housekeeping first. It's been brought to my attention that there are "lolterrorists" pictures on the web that pre-date my first "lolterizt" post. I was not previously aware of these. If I had been, I would've given them links to credit them with being an inspiration. Nevertheless, I think the creators deserve a little applause for discovering a great idea on their own. As for the ones *I* post, it'd be nice if you gave IMAO a little hat tip, but I'm not going to go all Disney-copyright-lawyer on your ass if you don't. I like ego-stroking as much as the next blogger, but it's FAR more important to me to see murdering bastard terrorists being mocked, demeaned, and belittled as often as possible than it is to get credit for a particular picture. So pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. Anyway, my current plan is to just post a small cluster every few days until I run out of pictures and get sick of Googling for new images. Not sure how long that'll be. Meanwhile, here's the next round: Oh, and that first one is a real pic of Crazy Rosie's kid. I only added the words [hat tip to Laura of Conservative, Dreadlocked, Bitch]. 
NOTE: If you have enough tech savvy to make lolterizt pics, but not enough to post them at your own site, you can send them to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (this is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name so I know who to thank.
June 25, 2007
lolterizt!
Posted by Harvey at 05:05 PM
By now you're probably familiar with the lolcats phenomenon, where pictures of cats are captioned with a something best described as a cross between l33t-speak and Engrish. Or perhaps you've seen the spinoffs: lolbird, loldog, and/or lolhamster. Well, it just seems wrong to me to be making fun of innocent animals like that. So I'll be making fun of guilty animals, i.e. terrorists. Or terizts, as it were: 
If this amuses you for some strange reason, I can probably make some more. |
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