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Scary Evil Monkey Archives
September 06, 2008
pAlin!!!11!!
Posted by Scary Evil Monkey at 06:35 PM
you nominate dum stoopid heelbilly murrrgh u loose now! u no win with palin because she dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jue! peeple no graahhhf plain murgg grahh u all lose an cri an grahhh me no scared of palin! me laff cause you lose cause of palin! no one like stoopid heelbilly grahhh mergh grahh i eet ur eyeballs! u loose and i eet graahh i pee on self! graaahhh
January 23, 2008
freed tompson lewzer!
Posted by Scary Evil Monkey at 09:51 AM
der no freed tompson too save u! ur eyeballs r as gud as poo! u all lewzers! murrica say it no lik dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues lik u an freed tompson. murrica hate freed tompson beecause dey no der beter choice of ron paul. he weel keel all u dum stupid heelbilly neocon jues. he weel also keel all utter jues. ur eyeballs weel be so tastee! i cannot wait! ron paul weel sav murrica! ron paul weel eet ur eyeballs an turn dem into poo! an no wut wee do wit dat poo? THROW IT AT U!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHH!!! jus wait til november! mee an all my monkey freends weel elect ron paul! hav fun seeing until den! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
December 25, 2007
merree crismus!
Posted by Scary Evil Monkey at 12:55 PM
merree crismus dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues! i hav a present for u. cum close so i can giv u present. closer for present. cum close. Read More...
January 04, 2007
say gudby too ur eyeballs!
Posted by Scary Evil Monkey at 11:50 AM
tuday speaker pelosi takes over congress. dis must bee very sad day for all u poor dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues. due not cry for i weel cheer u up. cum close and i weel give you big hug. yes. come closer for big big hug. Read More...
November 17, 2006
nomeenate mee or i eet ur eyeballs!
Posted by Scary Evil Monkey at 11:18 AM
so u go to wizzybanger site an nomeenate imao seence i blogee heer an am best libral blogee by far. u do dis an i weel not eet ur eyeballs even tho u dum stoopid neocon heelbily jue. dis is fair compreemise frum best libral blogee. u shood all agree or u even mo dum stoopid dan i first thot. GO NOW! OR UR EYEBALLS R MINE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
November 10, 2006
The Scary Evil Monkey's Message for Conservatives
Posted by Frank J. at 04:51 PM
IMAO is proud to present this video in which the Scary Evil Monkey explains what life will be like now that the Democrats control Congress. Enjoy.
November 09, 2006
all ur legislative branch r belong to MONKEYS!
Posted by Scary Evil Monkey at 09:23 AM
it now official. u dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues no longer hav dee seante or dee house. u dont even hav angry monkey hater rumersfeld. u only hav dum stoopid boosh. po dum stoopid heelbilly jues. u scared of democratees and der monkey freends. but i cheer u up. i make u feel better. come close so i geev u hug... Read More...
November 07, 2006
yu all die now!
Posted by Scary Evil Monkey at 10:24 PM
hey dum stoopid neocon heelbilly jues! yu lose house now. yu lose senate. yu lose evryting! yu and dum stoopid boosh weel fall to all my monkey freends now dat dems take over. oh po sad wittle repubs. yu sad because you and boosh ar all hated. I cheer you up... Read More...
October 10, 2006
dum stoopid bush no stop nukey boom boom!
Posted by Scary Evil Monkey at 07:36 AM
poor dum stoopids. u scared now dat u no ur masteer bush cant protect u. oh poor poor dum stoopids. i and my monkey freends hav sumting for u... OUR POO! WE THROW IT AT U!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! u cant stop nukey boom boom and u cant stop mee an all my monkey freends! u ar all DOOOMED!!! u run to ur masteer bush but hee as useless as dee rest of u dum stoopid heelbilly homo neocon jues! say goodbye too all dee repugs in november and den say hello as all of my monkey freends take over AND THROW OUR POO AT U!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
September 28, 2006
u will lose in november! u all DOOOOMED!!!
Posted by Scary Evil Monkey at 07:28 AM
u laff at ur dum funnies but me laff in november when fellow monkey democrats take house and senate frum u! dey will stop ur dum stoopid neocon jue wars. dey will make u apologize to my islamo monkey freends. u want keel my islamo monkey freends but i keel u! u weel see! cum november u weel cry and monkeys weel rule! we weel take away guns frum u dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues! we weel have un watch u to make sure u no hurt anywun utter dan u dum stoopid sleves. u weel look around an only see blu helmuts on freench monkeys too keep u dum stoopids in ur place. u no beelev me? u just wait unteel november. no need for u beelev me. it weel happen and i weel laff. no more laffing heer. not that dere wus laffing befor as only dum stoopid posts heer for dum stoopids. u see planet of the apes? not noo wun but old wun with dum neocon jue gun lover? we monkeys weel take oveer jsut like dat. and jsut like with dum stoopid hooman in dat moovee we weel cut out ur brain. den i weel eet ur brain and turn it too poo. den i throw poo at u! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
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