CONTEST: What’s on Frank’s mind? A winner!
We have a winner! Branden correctly determined what was on Frank’s mind in the dead of night, when he’s all alone at his computer. Branden gets a copy of Frank’s book or an IMAO t-shirt! I’ll e-mail him in the next day as soon as I get Frank to send me my e-mail address info.
The three words Frank added to his comment filter were . . .
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c*ck
@$$
f#ck
Freudian?
(15 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)
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September 27th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Those were not it!
Jerk.
September 27th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Okay, roosters and donkeys, I get. But the third one? I’m confused.
September 27th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Fraud! Although, it’s a good start. There needs to be a few more, but modesty prohibits me from mentioning them, Damn.
September 27th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
You know, Frank, you could vary the list on a daily basis. Have like 20-30 words that cycle in and out randomly. That would be a real gotcha and I could go back to being banned for using “wh*re” which was in your default list. God, I’m afraid to use that word now. I’m gonna miss a$$ however. But I can always use Uranus.
September 27th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Well, maybe I took a little artistic license, but Branden did actually get it right.
September 27th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
The one that made me laugh the hardest was:
12. SeeBS Says:
September 26th, 2008 at 11:50 am
1. Kunt
2. Phuck
3. Barbra Streisand
I still laugh when I read that.
September 27th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Go me!
But yeah, I thought you might have taken some ‘artistic license’, since I didn’t say two of those. And I was pretty sure there were no other brandens here.
September 27th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Good point, “Freudian” should definitely be banned.
September 27th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
I would have thought I’d get most creative for Bukkakabama. It’s even obscure enough to say in front of the kids, but you can bet just about any liberal will know what it means. Especially when they are alone at the computer at 2 AM watching Japanese porn.
Hey, I only know because I kept hearing it in blog posts and looked it up on Wikipedia.
September 27th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
I have found another stupid thing on the Internet. Yes, it is the dumb t-shirt featured above.
- This has been a message from the Finder of Stupid Things
September 27th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
That shirt sucks major ass.
September 27th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
I was in the Army with him. He never made it to colonel. Good guy, though.
September 27th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
I’m just posting to see what picture comes up.
September 27th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Yup, I feel like that quite frequently.
September 27th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
I would just like to say that the IMAO tee shirt is sublime.
September 27th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
a ra ta ta tat
September 28th, 2008 at 12:15 am
Mitt Romney is better than Palin. So much better. Given the financial crisis we could have won with Mitt. Now we will lose. Obama is going to kick our asses in November. In 2012 DO NOT pick Palin. It has to be Mitt Romney or we won’t be able to win.
September 28th, 2008 at 12:30 am
I LOVE MITT ROMNEY!!!! HE IS THE FRIGGING BEST MAN.
September 28th, 2008 at 6:51 am
It’s about time those @, #, and *’s were banned.
Don’t even get me started on question marks.
September 28th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Good point Brandon. It seems like they’re always somehow connected to cursing. Apparently, those symbols must anger people enough to make them curse.
September 28th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
So, can we rehearse the rules once more? Are these the *only* three that we can’t say? I can say the word that ends in _unt that’s a word for a woman? I was thinking aunt…what were you thinking?
September 28th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
What if I’m offended by refined profanities?
September 30th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
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