CONTEST: What’s on Frank’s mind?
Last night I was kind of meandering through the comments, and noticed the language had gotten a little salty. I e-mailed Frank, with this exchange:
Cadet Happy to Frank — 8:58 PM
. . . i think you need a profanity filter of some type now — the lanugage appears to be getting WAY out of hand
Frank to Cadet Happy — 9:22 PM
It’s in the settings. I started writing a word blacklist, but it made me feel dirty. I guess I’ll add to it as stuff slips by.
So, I go in there and Frank has put THREE dirty words in the moderation filter. I’m kind of fascinated by the three that were front and center in his mind.
SO, your mission – guess what the three dirty words were that Frank added to the moderation list. The first person to get all three wins either an IMAO t-shirt, or Frank’s book — whichever you would like.
We will have a winner by Sunday night at 10:00 p.m. CST. I’ll put some clues in as time goes on if no one is getting it.
NOTE: I’ve added about 60 dirty words to the list, so unless you modify the spelling, your guess will get kicked into moderation. So, you must use & * # % or some other symbol for the vowel in the dirty word, or it won’t show up in the comments. The winner must show up in the comments section to win. You could also test the comment system, by guessing — if the dirty word shows up, then it obviously isn’t on the list — I won’t ban you or anything for guessing dirty words, and, actually I encourage you to do it.
This is a no holds barred comment section — If you don’t like cursewords, stay the heck out. I might even give a special prize for most creative curse word. So have at it you st#p1d m0th3r f#ck3r5
UPDATE — You can make as many guesses as you like.
(18 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)
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September 26th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Barack Hussein Obama
September 26th, 2008 at 10:58 am
this is me testing something.
September 26th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Assuming he’s blocking what I would first think to block, I’m pretty sure about two of them.
September 26th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Cadet, couldn’t I just sorta “cheat” at this content, by writing down all the dirty words I can think of in one go? Or do we only get one official guess at what the three are (i.e. only the first three on a list of 1000 count)?
September 26th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Cadet Haps, you should wash your mouf out wiff some soap. . . Fargin Icehole Bastidge.
September 26th, 2008 at 11:17 am
Well, Amaps probably already has it, but I’ll give it a shot:
The “P” word that rhymes with miss
The “F” word that rhymes with pucker
and the “G” word that rhymes with “hod” coupled with the “D” word that rhymes with “ma’am”.
September 26th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Scheiße
September 26th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Hmmm…
The “C” word that rhymes with “punt”.
The “P” word that rhymes with “brick”.
The “F” word that rhymes with “trucker”.
September 26th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Taint-acquaintin Nad-nibbler?
September 26th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Pig licker
Kid snicker
Fish picker
September 26th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Democrat
Liberal
Nancy Pelosi
Harry Reid
ACORN
Code Pink
If this post appears, your filter definitely does not contain enough obscenities….
September 26th, 2008 at 11:50 am
1. Kunt
2. Phuck
3. Barbra Streisand
September 26th, 2008 at 11:58 am
I would assume that the words would be:
sh*t
f*ck
c*nt
September 26th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Surely he banned the use of poo
September 26th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
some very good guesses — but keep trying
September 26th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Dirty liar! Moderation is enabled on this post.
The words are:
F_U_C_K
C_U_N_T
A_S_S_H_O_L_E
September 26th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
f*cking
c*ck
sh*t
September 26th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Nice Johnny Dangerously, Spyndrilleum; you lousy corksucker. You must be a real somonombatch.
If my first one didn’t do it, here are some other attempts:
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Michael Francis Moore
Alan Stuart Franken
September 26th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
J1ZZ GUZZLER
A$$ FISTER
PELOSI
September 26th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
If the purpose is to keep out trolls, they should be …
1- Neocon[s]
2- Loser[s]
3- Romney
with possibly…
- Ha!
- Anything that has spell-checkers kicking out more than a few proper names.
- Any bast*rdization of the name George W Bush.
September 26th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
T N,
REALLY? Michael Moore’s initials are MFM? That is so appropriate! It’s just like MSM but with an MF in there instead of the Mainstream!
Perfect!
Oh, and add to my previous list any posts with too few polysyllabic words.
September 26th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
B*tch
Sh*t
F*ck
Sorry. Just venting. What was this post about again?
September 26th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
KELLY CLARKSON!!!
September 26th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Bitches don’t know about keyboard hax!
September 26th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
F*&king yeah!
Any word ending in -licious
Groovy
‘K?
N word that rhymes with rigger (I’m sorry to write it, but it really should be off-limits)
F word that rhymes with maggot
C word that rhymes with bunt
French
Green
Politically correct
SorosMooreSarandonRobbinsPennStreisandAsnerBaldwinSheenClooneyDamonDixieChicksetc.
September 26th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Ir*sh
September 26th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Let’s analyze this. I take timeout from my busy schedule, but, hey, someone’s got to do it.
The seven forbidden words for radio and TV are sh*t, p*ss, f*ck, c*nt, c*cksucker, mother f*cker and t*ts.
Now, at least four of these are not in Frank’s filter. But the other three aren’t necessarily in it, either.
Let’s start with the seven. Now, we all know Frank likes t*ts, so that’s out. And sh*t and p*ss are just too ordinary now to cause alarm, especially on blogs. So, I’ve narrowed it down to four from the forbidden: f*ck, c*nt, c*cksucker, mother f*cker.
Redundancy: mother f*cker has f*ck in it so it’s out as a separate entry. But f*ck is a good candidate. C*cksucker is too generic now to be included, but c*nt is still very offensive to many so it stays.
Now, let’s think about ‘spam’: words like p*rn, sl*t, wh*re, s*x and a truckload of others. P*rn is often misspelled as ‘pron’ and on IMAO ‘prawn.’ And s*x is too generic a term. Sl*t and wh*re are just too nice to have around when describing Democrats, so they’re out. That leaves: p*rn (and any derivatives, like “free p*rn”).
All considered, my final list is then:
f*ck
c*nt
p*rn
September 26th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Semprini !
September 26th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I should note before I go back to work that “sh*t” is just too versatile a word to be on Frank’s list. It’s just too much fun! It’s the word that keeps on giving.
Sh*t-for-brains
Scared sh*tless
Dumbsh*t
Dipsh*t
Sh*t on a shingle
Hold your sh*t
I don’t give a sh*t
That’s a bunch of sh*t!
It’s kinda sh*tty, but I think sh*t should be an okay word.
September 26th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
N**con
B*shh*tler
h*liburton
September 26th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Jimmy’s logic is undeniable. He MUST be Sicilian.
September 26th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
My three guesses are:
arglebargle
foofaraw
ninnyhammer
September 26th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
The next person that says Semprini is gonna get it! Wot’s all this then?!?!?!
September 26th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
When DeathIsOnTheLine, Jimmy be an Irishman.
(OK, no potato jokes)
Semprini (spare me, I have no clue! I just want to get it, DE, whatever ‘it’ is.)
September 26th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Gorilla Mask
Dutch Oven
Inked TeaBag
September 26th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Dink.
Booger.
Boob.
I’ll take a t-shirt.
September 26th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
dumpster baby
fatty magoo
aluminum monster
September 26th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Undie sniffin’ liberals
September 26th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
*&%^,
#^$%,
and
&$^%*@(#($&&%*#$*)@#$*^&.
September 26th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Most creative? Funny, a friend was asking for alternative words for d0uche-bag because in describing the guys at her health club, we’d probably used it a 100 times that week. I started making stuff up off the top of my head, most of which I’ve forgotten, but I’ll try again.
spluge-rag
wankmeisterfullerine
‘bate-n-switch
chiz-head (if a Green Bay fan)
Scrodee the Clown
RealDoll-fiance
Vasoline-machine
Talk-to-the-hand
And just because it fits here, my one-word description of MSNBCs comments on Obama’s “Jeremiah Wright isn’t a racist” speech, which was hailed as “the best speech since I have a Dream” and more repeatedly for at least 45 minutes after it was over, and repeatedly, by a circle-jerk of commentators.
Bukkakabama
September 26th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Taxes
Sobriety
Atheism
September 26th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Rowsdower!
September 26th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Just testing.
September 26th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Ron Paul!
Ron Paul!
Ron Paul!
September 26th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
wh*re
poo
Chic*go
(Which I accidently posted on the wrong thread, duh)
September 26th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
f(_)ck
sh!t
@ssh*le (_*_)
September 26th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Rowsdower? What MST3K episode is that?
Part of the reason I haven’t gotten into the new Battlestar Galactica is what I call “The Rowsdower Effect” – I call it this because of the closing credit skit. In it, the guys pretend to be someone pitching the movie they just riffed to a Hollywood producer, who changes every character to a woman for no reason.
They changed so many characters to women who, for those of us who grew up with BG, is really a mess. Boomer? Big black guy right? Nope. Starbuck. Repeat StarBUCK. Nope. Adama? ADAMa? Nope. Oh, Baltar is still a dude – couldn’t possibly change that. They took B sci fi and Lifetimed it up big time.
Oh, swear words. Lifetimed it up counts for me. Any network where every guy is a rapist, douche-bag, cheater, or murderer and every woman is a victim is basically the feminist equivalent of Wahhabist propaganda.
September 26th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
It’s from The Final Sacrifice. Love that one. Especially the Larry Csonka riffs.
September 27th, 2008 at 11:05 am
You cna smiply tyep liek thsi. Becuase of teh redudnancy of englsih langauge yuo cna still raed it. Me loev yuo lnog tiem. Scuky Scuky Fcuky Fcuky.
September 27th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Hmmm…. Having seen Franks picture once to many times now , I would have to guess one of the words would be
Peckerwood
September 27th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Mahtt Daymahn!!!
Aweck Bawdwin!
F.A.G.S.
September 27th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Does it block ASCII pron, like this
( )o( )
Or this
( . )( . )
Or these?
8===D
\./
(I initially drew it with four equals signs, but that was just ridickulous.)
September 27th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
F.U.C.K.