Let’s Have Clean Mouths
The trolls have been swearing a lot lately, so I’ve added a swear filter. If you swear, your comment goes into moderation. If I feel it wasn’t too vulgar, I’ll later approve it whenever I get to it.
That is all.
(29 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5)
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September 26th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Good. Luckily for me I can convey my feelings without using profane language.
Imagine if the DailyKOS or DU did that. Every post would look like this:
****ing ****** *** Bush **** the ******* at Haliburton.
Though unfortunately there will be ways to bypass it and the trolls will use them.
September 26th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Dangarama, Frank, it’s always sumpin. Have you tried the Precisioned Automatic MENTOS Troll Filter? (~*!BLING!*~)
September 26th, 2008 at 10:54 am
If you’ve made it so I can’t post as Obamuhhh any more, I will be quite vexed and petulant!
September 26th, 2008 at 10:55 am
I swear I’ll try not to do it anymore.
September 26th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Perhaps rather than a “Comments” or “Discuss” button, the link to respond should be changed to a “Fling Poo” or “Throw Feces”.
Thoughts?
September 26th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Bugger. I rather think that there are times when the use of the profane, despite how wonderfully prolific a writer can be, expresses a point in ways just not available elsewise. But, I’ll attempt to amend my potty-mouthed ways.
September 26th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Yeeeeeaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!
September 26th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Most of ‘em can’t even spell rite so their curse words will get through anywhey.
September 26th, 2008 at 11:33 am
*&$#@|\
September 26th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Does this mean we’ll get to see Orbit gum ads now, instead of those insufferable Obamuhhh ads in the banner?
September 26th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Aw Shucks!
September 26th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Good call. As was said earlier, tho, they’re all products of publik edjoocashun, so they can’t spell anyway.
September 26th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
At what point is it a swear? Is hell a swear? How about damn?
September 26th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
I think I figured out who is behind all the Hate Palin/Love Mitt trolls, Kathleen Parker
(I hope that link works, if I could preview my comment I could make sure. Sorry if I break your blog).
September 26th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Ah, skwerl pewps!
September 26th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Thank you, thank you, thank you. You are a gentleman and a scholar. You are a prince among men, a lion among warthogs, a gem, a peach and the apple of my eye.
Seriously from all of us (who strive to be above our baser natures and to put off the natural man(woman)) Bless You.
September 26th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
The reason I go to Ace Of Spades is to read the swear words in the post headers. They’re more inflammatory than any of the comments can be. And they make me laugh like Peter Lorre.
September 26th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I suppose I won’t be able to go troll-hunting as often now, and that’s probably a good thing.
Thanks, Frank!
September 26th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
wh*re
poo
Chic*go
September 26th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
It just means we have to elevate our funny swearing to the next level: prose. That’s where you use really flowery words to describe something awful. It’s so creative. And the good thing is that liberal trolls suck at it. Oops.. is ’suck’ a bad word? Ok, liberal trolls lack the necessary skills to comprehend when they’ve been pwned.
September 26th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Thank you Frank!!!! Ditto to Seanmahair and Jimmy:)
September 26th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Jimmy, you mean to say that Liberals could be described as creating massive amounts of negative pressure when trying to flower up their cursing?
September 26th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
I don’t like the swears so much. Better they get blocked.
I’m in favor.
September 26th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Yes, DE, the negative pressure reaches the explosive point of inverting their morphology into the equivalent of a topographical ‘Klein Bottle’, more fondly referred to as ‘cranial – rectal inversion.’ When speaking to them, all we can say is the obvious: “I see you’ve had a nice trip to Uranus.”
September 26th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Can you put in a k.d. lang filter, too? Don’t chase all the trolls off, though. There are days it’s good to be reminded just what a bunch of retards monkey-brained, hippie liberals are.
September 26th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
But Frank, how will the trolls get through? You ought to know, liberals think with their feeeeeelings. They swear because they have strong feeeelings. I know it’s hard to comprehend, because the rest of us think in facts and logic, but troll comments are half the comedy here. Maybe you can just give us a warning by changing the troll gravatars to a “short bus”?
September 26th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Surely, since we are typing in our answers, we need to have clean HANDS?
September 26th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
I suppose I like it — though just to help you be complete, your filter is probably still a piece of merde.
September 27th, 2008 at 10:15 am
You can get rid of stupid Democrat postings entirely, fine with me. People who whine about it are free to go to other websites. LOL
I love capitalism.
September 27th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
I’m just amused to see the ad at the top of the page is “You don’t have to sound like your parents.” Words of wisdom here, IMHO.