Comments on: Let’s Have Clean Mouths

By: Apple P

Apple P — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 21:28:33 +0000

I’m just amused to see the ad at the top of the page is “You don’t have to sound like your parents.” Words of wisdom here, IMHO.

By: eric90230

eric90230 — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 14:15:18 +0000

You can get rid of stupid Democrat postings entirely, fine with me. People who whine about it are free to go to other websites. LOL

I love capitalism.

By: Capitalist_B

Capitalist_B — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:14:17 +0000

I suppose I like it — though just to help you be complete, your filter is probably still a piece of merde.

By: Trish

Trish — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 02:07:57 +0000

Surely, since we are typing in our answers, we need to have clean HANDS?

By: Eros

Eros — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:07:56 +0000

But Frank, how will the trolls get through? You ought to know, liberals think with their feeeeeelings. They swear because they have strong feeeelings. I know it’s hard to comprehend, because the rest of us think in facts and logic, but troll comments are half the comedy here. Maybe you can just give us a warning by changing the troll gravatars to a “short bus”?

By: creekspecter

creekspecter — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 21:39:20 +0000

Can you put in a k.d. lang filter, too? Don’t chase all the trolls off, though. There are days it’s good to be reminded just what a bunch of retards monkey-brained, hippie liberals are.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 21:35:27 +0000

Yes, DE, the negative pressure reaches the explosive point of inverting their morphology into the equivalent of a topographical ‘Klein Bottle’, more fondly referred to as ‘cranial – rectal inversion.’ When speaking to them, all we can say is the obvious: “I see you’ve had a nice trip to Uranus.”

By: AlaskaNick

AlaskaNick — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 21:23:50 +0000

I don’t like the swears so much. Better they get blocked. I’m in favor.

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:08:35 +0000

Jimmy, you mean to say that Liberals could be described as creating massive amounts of negative pressure when trying to flower up their cursing?

By: tamaita

tamaita — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:46:27 +0000

Thank you Frank!!!! Ditto to Seanmahair and Jimmy:)

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:39:47 +0000

It just means we have to elevate our funny swearing to the next level: prose. That’s where you use really flowery words to describe something awful. It’s so creative. And the good thing is that liberal trolls suck at it. Oops.. is ‘suck’ a bad word? Ok, liberal trolls lack the necessary skills to comprehend when they’ve been pwned.

By: PammyV

PammyV — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:28:41 +0000

wh*re
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Chic*go

By: cptnmoroni

cptnmoroni — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:15:41 +0000

I suppose I won’t be able to go troll-hunting as often now, and that’s probably a good thing.

Thanks, Frank!

By: Corona

Corona — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:52:50 +0000

The reason I go to Ace Of Spades is to read the swear words in the post headers. They’re more inflammatory than any of the comments can be. And they make me laugh like Peter Lorre.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:36:33 +0000

Thank you, thank you, thank you. You are a gentleman and a scholar. You are a prince among men, a lion among warthogs, a gem, a peach and the apple of my eye.

Seriously from all of us (who strive to be above our baser natures and to put off the natural man(woman)) Bless You.

By: PaleoMedic

PaleoMedic — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:22:45 +0000

Ah, skwerl pewps!

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:06:58 +0000

I think I figured out who is behind all the Hate Palin/Love Mitt trolls, Kathleen Parker (I hope that link works, if I could preview my comment I could make sure. Sorry if I break your blog).

By: AR

AR — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:16:53 +0000

At what point is it a swear? Is hell a swear? How about damn?

By: Steveo Atilla

Steveo Atilla — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:59:18 +0000

Good call. As was said earlier, tho, they’re all products of publik edjoocashun, so they can’t spell anyway.

By: Potty Mouth

Potty Mouth — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:42:40 +0000

Aw Shucks!

By: Master Shake

Master Shake — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:42:15 +0000

Does this mean we’ll get to see Orbit gum ads now, instead of those insufferable Obamuhhh ads in the banner?

By: Writer

Writer — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:33:39 +0000

*&$#@|\

By: Spyndrilleum

Spyndrilleum — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:32:18 +0000

Most of ‘em can’t even spell rite so their curse words will get through anywhey.

By: Bar'ack O'bama

Bar'ack O'bama — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:15:59 +0000

Yeeeeeaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:11:04 +0000

Bugger. I rather think that there are times when the use of the profane, despite how wonderfully prolific a writer can be, expresses a point in ways just not available elsewise. But, I’ll attempt to amend my potty-mouthed ways.