Instead, they think that by using the term “monitoring” somehow it positions them as intellectually superior…while, in reality, they are actually just typing inane comments like a six year old.

Too right!

We need the trolls. Who else am I going to sharpen my claws on?

Apparently not him.

Again, I’ll probably kick myself for asking, but–just what exactly do you mean by a real troll?

See, I’ll offer you a tip – if you want to try to insult somebody and make them feel unworthy, it’s generally not a good idea to say you’ve been following their site for two months. Now…there’s some debate on that fact and I realize you may find it somewhat controversial, but believe it or not, it is now a widely accepted tenet among the scientific community.

To quote another movie great, “who is more foolish – the fool or the fool who follows him?”

I’d say the fool who follows him.

That’s you.

The guy who only has ad hominems in place of actual thought.

BTW, Frank thanks you for the site hits.

P.S.

“or trolls that pretend to be really stupid.”

Give it up, you guys aren’t pretending and you know it.

15 YouAreNotWorthy Says:
September 27th, 2008 at 11:30 pm

… the problem is you aren’t even worthy of serious trolling.

Wow. Thank you! If it wasn’t for lame-ass trolls like you, I don’t know what us readers would do!

Can I send you some money? Such insight has got to be worth something,

I have been monitoring this blog for about two months. This site only has about 20-30 regulars that leave comments. It isn’t worth the time of real trolls which is why the only trolls you get are trolls that make fun of you or trolls that pretend to be really stupid. You see the problem is you aren’t even worthy of serious trolling.

email me if you want more information: youarenotworthy@ofrealtrollsbecauseyousucksomuch.com

More like feelings.
This explains most liberal political expression,
because pop-psychology teaches that
feelings aren’t to be defended, just expressed-
by bullhorn or blog comment.

Why don’t you just block the damn trolls completely? They constantly insult and harass us. One of them made me cry like five times last week.

Hans Gruber put it best:

“When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.”

For the same reason, I like you guys.

I like debating and whacking down trolls occasionally. (I’d prefer ones that were intellectually honest and actually tried to defend their positions rather than pretending to be completely averse to them, but…you can’t have anything.) In any case, it would get boring if we never had you guys to take a swing at.

If you ever want to actually defend your political beliefs, let me know.

I had to look it up too…

And that lead me to this crappy blog:
http://eruditeredneck.blogspot.com/

im_tanked_on_obame@yahoo.net

and are just bored that Harvey is still gone.

Yeah, Harvey!! Where are you? We miss you bad. Hope you are well and things are good.

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