Obama Has a Job Opportunity for You

Posted by Frank J. on September 30, 2008 9:16 am

Good news! If you’ve been raped, then Obama wants you to star in a TV ad!

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16 Responses to “Obama Has a Job Opportunity for You”

1. Corona says:
   September 30th, 2008 at 9:21 am

   If you haven’t been raped, the State will provide a rapist for you.

2. seanmahair says:
   September 30th, 2008 at 9:28 am

   And if you can prove you’ve been raped by a card carrying Conservative Republican you will have a job on Obama’s staff for the rest of your natural life.

   I wonder if this applies to all of us who have been raped by the Democratic Party and their lackeys running Fannie-Mac or any one who say or heard Nanny Pelosi’s incredibly insensitive, insulting, and ignorant speech before the vote.

   Way to Go Nanny. The Conservative Republicans just need to “Keep Her Talking”, just like Reid, Obama, Biden and Frank. They can’t hid their socialist agenda or their anti-America bias if they keep on talking so……….engage mouth=insert food. It’s all good.

3. MarkoMancuso says:
   September 30th, 2008 at 9:34 am

   Is this Change or Hope?

4. seanmahair says:
   September 30th, 2008 at 9:40 am

   Insert foot. My bad.

5. ILoveMyFreedoms says:
   September 30th, 2008 at 9:47 am

   This is discriminatory. What happened to murder and pillage?

6. PaleoMedic says:
   September 30th, 2008 at 10:18 am

   Well, seanmahair, insert food works too.

   I get raped every April 15, does that count? Oh wait. It doesn’t count because it’s patriotic.

7. seanmahair says:
   September 30th, 2008 at 10:38 am

   You forgot burning, you can’t have rape, murder or pillage without burning. It’s just not done.

8. Master Shake says:
   September 30th, 2008 at 10:46 am

   Who else is guessing that the number of rapes will increase greatly once Obamuhhh’s minions get wind of this?

9. cataalex says:
   September 30th, 2008 at 10:51 am

   I am not even going to comment on how stupid and deplorable I thing BHO is!!!

10. Son of Bob says:
    September 30th, 2008 at 11:11 am

    Why haven’t they called Juanita Broaddrick?

11. T.N. Amaps says:
    September 30th, 2008 at 11:13 am

    I get raped every April 15th. Does that count?

12. MarkoMancuso says:
    September 30th, 2008 at 11:40 am

    Just remember, T.N., we’re being raped for The Common Good.

13. Jimmy says:
    September 30th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    The Obama Rape Girl:

    “Women, if McCain Palin get elected, they’re going to take away your right to an abortion after being raped. It’s bad enough to live in fear of rape, but to live in fear of a pregnancy afterwards is just not fair. So, vote for Obama, instead! He’ll allow my abortion and make it easier for me to live with my fear of rape. I feel better knowing that if I’m raped again, I can abort. Thanks, Barack.”

14. Barack Obama says:
    September 30th, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    I starred in a commercial once. It was about how to keep one’s crack safe from thieves. It’s helped Me keep my stash intact so I can pay My supporters to come up with brilliant drug-induced ideas. Ideas such as encouraging My supporters to rape women so those women can star in My ads.

15. DesertElephant says:
    September 30th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    Abortion after a rape pregnancy is displaced revenge. They can’t kill the rapist, so they kill the baby. Thus becoming one with the rapist in the victimization of an innocent life. But worse, because the abortion seeker has become a murderer. So, how is that justice to Kill a completely blameless and spotless child to get back for a rape?

    I abhor rape and am all for killing every rapist on site with a summary execution but, aborting the new and innocent life is not at all justified.

16. 4 of 7 says:
    October 5th, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    #15 – DesertElephant, Well said!

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