And I Would Have Gotten Away With It, Too, If It Hadn’t Been For You Meddling Kids!
It occurs to me that Ashley Todd could’ve saved herself the trouble of scratching up her cheek by claiming that the Obama supporter put that big, black “O” around her eye.
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October 24th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
And Nixon could have gotten away with Watergate if he hadn’t hired such bungling ‘plumbers.’ Then, Ford would have beaten Jimmy Carter.
Oh, I guess I’m off topic, except for the aspect of “getting away with it.”
October 24th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
“Oh, my precious little insane raccoon, I shall call you Tawana and keep you close always.”
October 24th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Barry O here…
Now the way I figroes it ( sayin’ “figroes” ‘cuz sayin’ “figgers” sounds racist), from the perspective of tha occasional visit to my grandmamma’s island paradise deathbed, it only stands to reason that the gal would be a goose stepping crazy righty trying to pin this all on a fine, upstanding brotha.
My followers don’t attack people.
We just lie, cheat, steal, burn lawn signs, slash tires on the cars of hatemongering race-oppressor republicans who sport anti-Messiah bumperstickers.
We’ll also intimidate the opposition with overwhelming Blackness driven by that Righteous Wind emanating from my well-tailored trouser seat.
BTW, y’all are racist if you mention Tawana Brawley.
Don’t make me unleash my milk chocolate Messianic legions on ya…we’ll go Rodney King on yo azz.
October 24th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
It’s not the facts of the matter, but the seriousness of the accusations that matters…I say we investigate the assailant anyway…shut down the business he works for…discredit him….make it hard for him to show his face in public. Let’s get all Democrat on his ass.
October 24th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
I have an idea. Let’s take all the Congress people, lock them in the House and Senate chambers and whoever comes out alive at the end of the week is the President. Can’t be much more out of control and ridiculous than what we’re seeing now.
We should know better, we should be better, we should…….. I really don’t have the heart or energy to deal with this anymore. Somebody wake me on Nov. 5th. please or if Osamabama wins don’t bother to wake me at all.
October 24th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
seanmahair, my dear perseverererer. Dig down deep in that totally rational spirit of yours and find a way to keep your chin up!
October 24th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
I’m sure everyone has been reading through Ashley Todd propaganda that elite liberal media has been pushing out today. Sadly, I’ve got bad news…the media (if you can call them that) only did it to distract you from today’s real story.
Today senator Obama was involved in one of the biggest scandals yet…but surprise! The liberal media elite chose to completely ignore it. Why doesn’t that surprise you anymore?
Here’s the account of a patriotic citizen – “Today, while in Hawaii, Senator Obama allowed himself [without knocking] into the private residence of an elderly white woman and visited with her for some length of time.” That’s right he just walked right into this woman’s home and decided to stay there for almost the entire day! What’s even more appalling is that this patriotic and god-fearing 85yr old had just come home from the hospital after breaking her hip! How sadistic and evil can Obama be? Just barging in and accosting a patriotic white woman that just came home from hip surgery… I’m sorry but Barack HUSSEIN Obama has hit a new low, even for him. A socialist agenda and extremist associations to terrorist aren’t enough, now he wants to invade private homes and harass pro-america seniors. Wake up people because he doesn’t see America like us real Americans see this country. Pure, honorable, infallible, and the single force for good in this world.
The Obama campaign has been scrambling to get their elitist pinheads back on to try and spin this, and offered this statement to the local radical liberal newspaper, The Honolulu Advertiser: “Senator Obama was visiting his ailing grandmother at her home in Honolulu.”
Grandmother! I mean come on…what a complete load of BS! We all know how good they are of spinning over there at the Obama campaign. I can’t wait till Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh get a hold of this, that’s the only way were gonna get the truth.
We can’t allow this leader for the radical communist movement to win the highest office in our land. I love my pro-america grandparents too dearly, and I will stop at nothing to protect them from these left wing maniacs.
Country First
McCain/Palin
October 24th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Breaking News: The Faculty Senate at Duke University still believes her, and awards Ashley Todd the “Crystal Mangum Memorial Cristal’ Magnum” and two Champagne flutes signed by Tawana Brawley
October 25th, 2008 at 12:31 am
Tommy.
Meh. If your nose starts bleeding, you’re picking it too much…or not enough.
October 25th, 2008 at 1:09 am
you know, Tommy, a REAL presidential candidate can balance family and running for president at the same time.