Caption This!

Posted by Basil on October 7, 2008 at 7:43 am

Drudge had this on the front page this morning.

The caption?

‘HOPE’ AND ‘CHANGE’ AND ‘KEATING 5′…

That’s lame.

We can do better. Yes we can!

I’ll start:

• I, Barack, take thee, Joe…

Got any good ideas?

(17 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5)

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38 Responses to “Caption This!”

1. Steveo Atilla says:
   October 7th, 2008 at 8:36 am

   In a desperate move to get more of the “I hate America” vote in France, Senator Barack Obama brings flowers to Reverend Jeremiah Wright’s new multi-million dollar retirement home.

2. Michael says:
   October 7th, 2008 at 9:00 am

   Is this arugula?

3. Spyndrilleum says:
   October 7th, 2008 at 9:08 am

   George, please accept these as my hut-warming gift to you. -Your Brother (half anyway) Barry.

4. MarkoMancuso says:
   October 7th, 2008 at 9:19 am

   You got any doritos, man?

5. sgt_nc says:
   October 7th, 2008 at 9:28 am

   “I know you’d like to think your shit don’t stank But lean a little bit closer See that roses really smell like poo-poo-poo.”

6. sarahk says:
   October 7th, 2008 at 9:28 am

   You gave me WHITE roses? That’s RACIST!

7. T.N. Amaps says:
   October 7th, 2008 at 9:38 am

   Is these the settin’ or throwin’ type?
   How do you think these will look on America’s grave?
   Roses make me… aah, aah, achooooo…

8. Jimmy says:
   October 7th, 2008 at 9:41 am

   “Michelle loves whities.”

9. seanmahair says:
   October 7th, 2008 at 9:41 am

   This ought to camouflage the whole “black” thing for the Bubba’s. Most of them can’t see well anyway. Shooooooot.

10. T.N. Amaps says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 9:49 am

    Give these to Michelle, tell her ’sorry’, and get me some of those little blue pills.

11. Spyndrilleum says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 10:40 am

    I told you BLACK ones! Now go take these back and do it right homie.

12. JDW says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 11:09 am

    Actually

    “I poop roses”

    would probably be better.

    [Edited for PG rating]

13. TIM C says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 11:15 am

    Once again the Bridesmaid is holding the Bridal bouquet!

14. Kent says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 11:27 am

    OK, I like what you did with my left ear. Now how ’bout the right one? It still looks like a basket. Purrdy please?

15. Robert says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 11:30 am

    “ah, uh, uh, I’m, uh, sorry about throwing you, uh, under the bus (your name here) .”

16. CiaoBella says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    I SAID White Voteses!! Now get me what the hell I asked for!

17. Ed Flinn says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    “He’s a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay”

18. Phelps says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    I’m totally gay for baby’s breath.

19. Bradpaz says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    Dear Mr. Ahmadinejad, please stop youre enriching of uranium. Love-Barry

20. nightfly says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    “Hey, these are great! Just one more question – would you happen to have a wicker basket I could get my head stuck in?”

    OR

    “Uhhh…. uhhh…. Thanks for the- uh…. for the carna… uhhh. roses, darn. Uhhh…. Hey, whaddya mean, that’ll be $15.50?”

21. mockbadoc says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    In a parallel affirmative-action-free universe, Barry finds immense joy doing what he was really born for – the best gosh-darned flower arranger on Castro Street, by gum!

22. DamnCat says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    I’d like a card too. Write on it: “Gwen-baby, thanks for last Thursday night. Too bad Joe wasn’t up to the job – but you were great! Love, Your O-Daddy” And send them C.O.D. please.

23. Spyndrilleum says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    I’m ahh . . . I’m ahh ahh ahh-choo. I’m allergic to white.

24. Son of Bob says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    With Gay Marriage Legal, Senator To Marry Transvestite Life-Partner Michelle

25. Shooter1001 says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    “Do you Ms. Barack take Bawny Fwank here to be your lawfully wedded … er, husband?, er, wife? OK what’s it gonna be? Which one is the pitcher and which one is the catcher?

26. BarackiNo says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    Three men and a Palin ….. My hopes be failin’ ….. Ahhhhh this feels so nice ….. Took Clintons advice ….. Sweet relief every chance ….. To get Flowers in my pants.

27. Adam H. says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    These are not the roses I knew.

28. Sigmund Gump says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    “Look, these are for the runner-up. And they’re white, so obviously Hillary is nearby. Give them to her. Sure, they’re nice flowers, but this is about being fair. I have the nomination, and Hillary can have the white trash flowers. Give me the golden crown of leaves like the Romans had, or there might be, hell there WILL be, a Long HOT Summer.”

29. Hillary & Bill says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    Oh dang, they were delivered early. They were supposed to be delivered on Nov. 5 with a card that read “Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Better luck next time, Barry.”

30. Chris says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 10:20 pm

    “Hillary, if only bill hadn’t gotten to you first, umm uh, oh wait i support poligamy….”

31. Brandon says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 11:50 pm

    “Handing me these roses is just a distraction. Let me further… uh… say, that. Uh. I, uh, did not know these roses had thorns. What thorns do is despic… uh, horrible. I didn’t even know that thorns hurt people! But I reject the idea that thorns and I are friends. Uh, the roses… I just found out… just now… that roses, uh, may, in fact harm people. I don’t even like roses, uh, I don’t like… thorns. John McCain is old.”

32. Terry_Jim says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 11:51 pm

    He looks like the little groom on the top of wedding cakes.
    -Alice Roosevelt Longworth

33. 4 of 7 says:
    October 8th, 2008 at 12:03 am

    Typical white roses

34. Mark says:
    October 8th, 2008 at 4:10 am

    When times are tough, they cling bitterly to their bibles and their guns. Why can’t we all just cling to white lillies like I do? OK, let’s hold hands now and sing Kumbaya.

35. TerribleTroy says:
    October 8th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    Hi Mr. Frank! I’m here to pick up Bwarney for the Prom!

36. Tommy the Towelhead says:
    October 8th, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    White like me.

37. George says:
    October 8th, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    “Catching the bouquet doesn’t mean I have marry Michelle, does it?”

38. Mary Sunshine says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 1:11 am

    I like my roses like I like my cocaine…..

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