Comments on: Caption This!

By: Mary Sunshine

Mary Sunshine — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 05:11:49 +0000

I like my roses like I like my cocaine…..

By: George

George — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:01:15 +0000

“Catching the bouquet doesn’t mean I have marry Michelle, does it?”

By: Tommy the Towelhead

Tommy the Towelhead — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:00:54 +0000

White like me.

By: TerribleTroy

TerribleTroy — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:15:24 +0000

Hi Mr. Frank! I’m here to pick up Bwarney for the Prom!

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:10:26 +0000

When times are tough, they cling bitterly to their bibles and their guns. Why can’t we all just cling to white lillies like I do? OK, let’s hold hands now and sing Kumbaya.

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 04:03:03 +0000

Typical white roses

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 03:51:52 +0000

He looks like the little groom on the top of wedding cakes.
-Alice Roosevelt Longworth

By: Brandon

Brandon — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 03:50:17 +0000

“Handing me these roses is just a distraction. Let me further… uh… say, that. Uh. I, uh, did not know these roses had thorns. What thorns do is despic… uh, horrible. I didn’t even know that thorns hurt people! But I reject the idea that thorns and I are friends. Uh, the roses… I just found out… just now… that roses, uh, may, in fact harm people. I don’t even like roses, uh, I don’t like… thorns. John McCain is old.”

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:20:03 +0000

“Hillary, if only bill hadn’t gotten to you first, umm uh, oh wait i support poligamy….”

By: Hillary & Bill

Hillary & Bill — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:53:42 +0000

Oh dang, they were delivered early. They were supposed to be delivered on Nov. 5 with a card that read “Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Better luck next time, Barry.”

By: Sigmund Gump

Sigmund Gump — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:19:55 +0000

“Look, these are for the runner-up. And they’re white, so obviously Hillary is nearby. Give them to her. Sure, they’re nice flowers, but this is about being fair. I have the nomination, and Hillary can have the white trash flowers. Give me the golden crown of leaves like the Romans had, or there might be, hell there WILL be, a Long HOT Summer.”

By: Adam H.

Adam H. — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:43:58 +0000

These are not the roses I knew.

By: BarackiNo

BarackiNo — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:58:44 +0000

Three men and a Palin ….. My hopes be failin’ ….. Ahhhhh this feels so nice ….. Took Clintons advice ….. Sweet relief every chance ….. To get Flowers in my pants.

By: Shooter1001

Shooter1001 — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:46:42 +0000

“Do you Ms. Barack take Bawny Fwank here to be your lawfully wedded … er, husband?, er, wife? OK what’s it gonna be? Which one is the pitcher and which one is the catcher?

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:27:13 +0000

With Gay Marriage Legal, Senator To Marry Transvestite Life-Partner Michelle

By: Spyndrilleum

Spyndrilleum — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:41:53 +0000

I’m ahh . . . I’m ahh ahh ahh-choo. I’m allergic to white.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:26:36 +0000

I’d like a card too. Write on it: “Gwen-baby, thanks for last Thursday night. Too bad Joe wasn’t up to the job – but you were great! Love, Your O-Daddy” And send them C.O.D. please.

By: mockbadoc

mockbadoc — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:21:24 +0000

In a parallel affirmative-action-free universe, Barry finds immense joy doing what he was really born for – the best gosh-darned flower arranger on Castro Street, by gum!

By: nightfly

nightfly — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:12:11 +0000

“Hey, these are great! Just one more question – would you happen to have a wicker basket I could get my head stuck in?”

“Uhhh…. uhhh…. Thanks for the- uh…. for the carna… uhhh. roses, darn. Uhhh…. Hey, whaddya mean, that’ll be $15.50?”

By: Bradpaz

Bradpaz — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:25:17 +0000

Dear Mr. Ahmadinejad, please stop youre enriching of uranium. Love-Barry

By: Phelps

Phelps — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:05:02 +0000

I’m totally gay for baby’s breath.

By: Ed Flinn

Ed Flinn — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:56:25 +0000

“He’s a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay”

By: CiaoBella

CiaoBella — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:56:22 +0000

I SAID White Voteses!! Now get me what the hell I asked for!

By: Robert

Robert — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:30:59 +0000

“ah, uh, uh, I’m, uh, sorry about throwing you, uh, under the bus (your name here) .”

By: Kent

Kent — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:27:13 +0000

OK, I like what you did with my left ear. Now how ’bout the right one? It still looks like a basket. Purrdy please?